Hey Guys,

I've never posted in this forum (kill stories) ...because really i dont have a car worth racing (E38 740I). Anyways I live in South Dakota where everyone and there mom either drives a Ford truck....or a stupid Honda Civic. I know in some parts of the country people will actully do work under there hood...moded engine..etc ..and I give them some credit for that (not alot though) ...where im from people put a wing on there car and a muffler and they think they have a race car....it drives me NUTS! ...enough ranting...

So I'm on my way home from a buddies house on the other side of town....I'm thinking I want to take the interstate around the city because traffic is a pain in the butt at 5:30PM....So I get on the on ramp (my favorite thing in the whole world) ...so i just stomp on my peddle and my car takes off like a rocket (for its size 6.93sec 0-60mph isn't to bad) Anyways I notice in my rear view mirror this stupid Honda civic (think its a newer one...not sure) ..anyways is coming on me pretty quick... so im on the interstate ..driving about 75mph ...and this idoit is riding my tail....I have no intentions of racing him because my car from a ROLL is a monster...So anyways I break check him...about 75 down to 65 ... enough to let him know to get off my ass. He proceeds to drive around the side of my car..and flick me off.... I ignore eit because i know i can stop his ass. But the stupid idiot thinks it'll be cute to cut into my lane almost hitting me.... this was a final straw because I had to literally slam on my breaks so I wouldn't get hit.... I watch him drive up a bit....hes still being a dumbass...so i get up beside him...and flick his ass off....he starts to accelerate....so do i...it looked as though ...he was trying as hard as he good..but after 80 his car pretty much became non-exsistant to me....I stomp'd on my gas ...got up to a 150mph...just watched him fade into the dust....but as i went buy...i opened my sun roof...and threw a full smoothy from wendys at his car... lol


im going to hell.


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...for sure, and....in a hand basket.

Great tale, though.

Should have gotten his plate number and called the cops to report a drunk driver...they would have found him and pulled him over.

If they backtracked the call, you could have said he acted like he was drunk and was menacing other drivers on the road.

jk

Man that was a great story but the throwin the the Frosty at him part was priceless.

That was insanely irresponsible... There is no reason to throw a Frosty... they taste so damned good to just waste it :)

LOL, honestly i was bummed about the frosty....they taste so good

I love their 99 cent chicken nuggets...oooh baby

Reminds me of a minor road rage incident I was in years back. Long story short, guy throws egg into my car with window open, I chase him for a bit, retaliated by passing him and chucking a handful of self tapping screws into his open window, and then hauled ass and lost him.

I remember when my brother tried to chuck his BIG GULP at some chick honkin at him.I hope next time he remembers to roll his window down first.

excellent job! next time, keep a gallon of muriatic acid in your car. does a better job than a tasteful cup of Frosty.