I hate them. Damn bastards. I feel like shit, I don't think Ihave ever felt this bad.

But I would like to thank all of you for last night. When we left I was too shitfaced to say/do anything.

Crappy Impala > 545i

I hate them. Damn bastards. I feel like shit, I don't think Ihave ever felt this bad.

But I would like to thank all of you for last night. When we left I was too shitfaced to say/do anything.

Crappy Impala > 545i

Woohoo....Comcast just fixed my Internet connection!!!!

Brett was owned by the Three Wise Men last night!!! :alright

Brett was owned by the Three Wise Men last night!!! :alright

Is there something worse than owned? Because if there is, then that would be it.

Am I missing something here? :confused

That was a lot of fun guys. :drink3 The wise men definitely showed some ass last night. Fortunately, sparky did not. Lea learned ALL about......well...... ask her.

And you didn't miss much fatgirl, but we missed you. :)

Looking forward to the next time...

Bah, I missed something killer again. Arg.

Oh yeah, you are thinking of megapizzowned x infinity to the infinity power.

Lea learned ALL about......well...... ask her.



I know one thing she learned all about last night...but I doubt we're talking about the same thing. :confused

Am I missing something here? :confused
jack daniels
johnny walker
jim beam
^
all in one loevly drink:shifty

jack daniels
johnny walker
jim beam
^
all in one loevly drink:shifty

In a 16oz glass.....


I did get to hump Lea's leg though :D

I somehow managed to play a 3 set, 2.5 hr tennis match today. And I won!! :D

I somehow managed to play a 3 set, 2.5 hr tennis match today. And I won!! :D

Congrats! I woulda died. I am still dizzy and I feel shitty.

3 wise men FTFL.

Congrats! I woulda died. I am still dizzy and I feel shitty.

3 wise men FTFL.

Peer pressure FTW!! :evil2

Peer pressure FTW!! :evil2

I wish I had pictures from that part of the evening. I bet Adeel is hurting today, too!

I didn't see Adeel until about 2 this afternoon.

Matt

I didn't see Adeel until about 2 this afternoon.

Matt

And how was he feeling? :ponder

Well, he did call about 15 minutes ago. Sounded somewhat coherent...

Well, he did call about 15 minutes ago. Sounded somewhat coherent...

:rofl :rofl

So he's back to normal then?

I am finally back to normal. It better snow. I don't want to go to work.

Peer pressure sucks, don't do it kids.

Im alive bitches!


After the party a few of us went over to my old apartment and bret's current place to hang out. Woke up around 11am to a slight headache but nothing too serious. After some food and Imax HD my head was back to normal...

Beer
Jager
something I dont remember
Long Islands
3 wisemen FTL!!!!

I am finally back to normal. It better snow. I don't want to go to work.

Peer pressure sucks, don't do it kids.

Round two will soon follow...I hope you come better prepared this time...

Round two will soon follow...I hope you come better prepared this time...

Fuck that. If I show I definately won't come out swinging like I did last night. The 3 wise men jumped me and beat the shit outta me. Those fuckers fight dirty!

Fuck that. If I show I definately won't come out swinging like I did last night. The 3 wise men jumped me and beat the shit outta me. Those fuckers fight dirty!

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol


If you show?!?!?!?! You will show!

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol


If you show?!?!?!?! You will show!

Don't we have something to observe next saturday??? At Lea's friends place????

Don't we have something to observe next saturday??? At Lea's friends place????
Oh shit...now Im starting to remember what Im doing. Cant back now can I?

Don't we have something to observe next saturday??? At Lea's friends place????

Oh yeah!! I forgot about that! Adeel will need a drink afterwards!

Oh shit...now Im starting to remember what Im doing. Cant back now can I?

Nope. You have to.

Oh shit...now Im starting to remember what Im doing. Cant back now can I?

Nope. :nono

Fine. But I dont think I can drink cause my blood will get too thin.

Anywho, I had a great time with you guys last night!

Fine. But I dont think I can drink cause my blood will get too thin.

Anywho, I had a great time with you guys last night!

Drink after, then call Geordie :D

Drink after, then call Geordie :D
George hates us.

Did you call BCart late last night Adeel?

Did you call BCart late last night Adeel?
I called him at 10:30-11pm today?

If any of you fuckers call me again after 10:00 there will be more words than was spoken Saturday.

Thanks! :wave

BTW...thanks for inviting us before 10:00.

If any of you fuckers call me again after 10:00 there will be more words than was spoken Saturday.

Thanks! :wave

BTW...thanks for inviting us before 10:00.

It was a Saturday and you guys are still in your 20's. No excuse. Just because you are engaged doesn't mean you have to act like you are 60. So come out, have fun, and have fun. :redspot

It was a Saturday and you guys are still in your 20's. No excuse. Just because you are engaged doesn't mean you have to act like you are 60. So come out, have fun, and have fun. :redspot

Anna + knee surgery + powerful drugs does not a good time make.

Like I said, you could've called before 10:00...

So come out, have fun, and have fun. :redspot

Remember that this weekend when you try to turn us down!

I hate prior commitments that you forget about till the day of which then force you to put off what you really wanted to do :(

I hate prior commitments that you forget about till the day of which then force you to put off what you really wanted to do :(

You missed it. You're fired.

I hate prior commitments that you forget about till the day of which then force you to put off what you really wanted to do :(

Dude....you suck...really. We were all hating on you!

Dude....you suck...really. We were all hating on you!

This man speaks the truth.

Dude....you suck...really. We were all hating on you!
I believe that:

'Where is he?'
"F*** him, he schemed on us that son of a b***h!"
'He said he was comming'
"he is a f***ing pussy"


prob. along those lines

I believe that:

'Where is he?'
"F*** him, he schemed on us that son of a b***h!"
'He said he was comming'
"he is a f***ing pussy"


prob. along those lines

I believe all were said except the last line.

Now, what token speed freak had to say about someone on this board was right on the money....

I believe all were said except the last line.

Now, what token speed freak had to say about someone on this board was right on the money....

I said the last line, so they were all indeed said!

What did token say that was on the money?

I believe that:

'Where is he?'
"F*** him, he schemed on us that son of a b***h!"
'He said he was comming'
"he is a f***ing pussy"


prob. along those lines
More so:

'Where is he?'
"F*** him, he's a pussy!"
'He said he was comming'
"good he's not coming"
"why?"
"cause he's a f***ing pussy"

More so:

'Where is he?'
"F*** him, he's a pussy!"
'He said he was comming'
"good he's not coming"
"why?"
"cause he's a f***ing pussy"
I was close, I like your style ;)

I was close, I like your style ;)
eh. Your loss = less sausage at the party

I was close, I like your style ;)

Loser. :shifty

less sausage at the party
this is undeniably true, ALOT less if you what I mean :devillook

where you guys end up going?

this is undeniably true, ALOT less if you what I mean :devillook




:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

this is undeniably true, ALOT less if you what I mean :devillook

where you guys end up going?
why? Cause you're a meathead?

why? Cause you're a meathead?
:confused

I said the last line, so they were all indeed said!

What did token say that was on the money?

I'll give you hints without being an ass to the individual. Friends, cameras, varsity meet, import atlanta.

I'll give you hints without being an ass to the individual. Friends, cameras, varsity meet, import atlanta.
I dont care, just say it.

I'll give you hints without being an ass to the individual. Friends, cameras, varsity meet, import atlanta.

I still think Adeel is a good guy...

:laugh

I still think Adeel is a good guy...

:laugh

That was good. Token annoys the shit outta me....and we aren't talking about the tokenasiianguy that Naveen screwed over.

That was good. Token annoys the shit outta me....and we aren't talking about the tokenasiianguy that Naveen screwed over.
I know who you're talking about. I understand the annoying part but he just sorta showed up?

I know who you're talking about. I understand the annoying part but he just sorta showed up?

Isn't that how it always happens?

I know who you're talking about. I understand the annoying part but he just sorta showed up?

"I have an ACLU card, if you beat me or my dad up, we'll sue you."

What a fookin tool.

Oh...Bug Eyes!! :eek:

Oh...Bug Eyes!! :eek:



:confused

:rofl


"from now on, you can only talk about cars that you have, not what you WILL have"

That was a lot of fun guys. :drink3 The wise men definitely showed some ass last night. Fortunately, sparky did not. Lea learned ALL about......well...... ask her.

And you didn't miss much fatgirl, but we missed you. :)

Looking forward to the next time...


:confused What did I learn?

In a 16oz glass.....


I did get to hump Lea's leg though :D


;)

Long live leg humping!:alright

"I have an ACLU card, if you beat me or my dad up, we'll sue you."
:rofl

"I have an ACLU card, if you beat me or my dad up, we'll sue you."

What a fookin tool.

Isn't that when I told him that he'd be the first to get shot? :D

;)

Long live leg humping!:alright

Real humping > leg humping

:devillook

Real humping > leg humping

:devillook
humping while in your 20s for endless hours > real humping > leg humping

:devillook :devillook

Real humping > leg humping

:devillook


Indeed.

humping while in your 20s for endless hours > real humping > leg humping

:devillook :devillook

:lol :lol

:rofl


"from now on, you can only talk about cars that you have, not what you WILL have"
With me, they switch back and forth so fast... :dunno

My current lust is for an R11S. :eek:

Matt

:lol :lol
22 FTW

22 FTW

34 > 22

Ask a woman if you don't believe me. :devillook

humping while in your 30s for endless hours > real humping > leg humping

:devillook :devillook


Fixed.

getting the woman off before you blow your load > humping while being any age for endless hours > real humping > leg humping

34 > 22

Ask a woman if you don't believe me. :devillook
Money wise, sure, you have me beat by a long run but my hormone/testosterone/pheromone are shooting through the roof.

Money wise, sure, you have me beat by a long run but my hormone/testosterone/pheromone are shooting through the roof.

That doesn't just stop, dude!

getting the woman off before you blow your load > humping while being any age for endless hours > real humping > leg humping
I failed to do that once, now the judge makes me give up half my paycheck

I failed to do that once, now the judge makes me give up half my paycheck

:confused

:confused
child support

getting the woman off before you blow your load > humping while being any age for endless hours > real humping > leg humping

:la :ky :bj

:la :ky :bj


Something like that...

I failed to do that once, now the judge makes me give up half my paycheck


and what did you learn?

and what did you learn?

Wear a condom?

and what did you learn?

snip snip

and what did you learn?
spreading aids is not the best idea, so I stopped

spreading aids is not the best idea, so I stopped

Didn't you mean to say that you got it cured? That is how I stopped spreading HIV. :cool

Ummm...whoa.

Ummm...whoa.

ummm...I agree.

I think this thread went to a 15 out of 10 on the wrongness scale

I think this thread went to a 15 out of 10 on the wrongness scale

This is your thread dude...you need to police up these jackers...

any thread that is about 3 wisemen is sure to ensue in hilarity

This is your thread dude...you need to police up these jackers...

Whatever, this is an escape from work.

The refs call will be........























PLAY ON!

I love getting paid to post.

So far:
8am-12pm class - on bf.c
12-3pm work - on bf.c, got a job designing logos

The refs call will be........

PLAY ON!


Uh, OK.

and what did you learn?

He should have bought a stronger Hoover and sucked the little f*ckers back out?

The 3 wiseman is the greatest drink ever. That is my normal drink when going out. I especially love when a bartenders bet me that I can't take one after having several drinks. Usaully I bet my tab that I can drink 3 and not throw up. I have won every time. I also learned that Vision is the gayest club ever. I went saturday and asked for a 3 wiseman the bartender got a glass and poured ice in. I then told her what a 3 wiseman is and she said they don't have Jack or Jim. I quickly left Vision and went to Sutra and had 4.

The 3 wiseman is the greatest drink ever. That is my normal drink when going out. I especially love when a bartenders bet me that I can't take one after having several drinks. Usaully I bet my tab that I can drink 3 and not throw up. I have won every time. I also learned that Vision is the gayest club ever. I went saturday and asked for a 3 wiseman the bartender got a glass and poured ice in. I then told her what a 3 wiseman is and she said they don't have Jack or Jim. I quickly left Vision and went to Sutra and had 4.

I drank 2, 3 wisemen after several drinks. Go Me! :shifty

A 4 Horseman is a drink that I stay away from. Jim, Jack, Johnnie, and Jose

A 4 Horseman is a drink that I stay away from. Jim, Jack, Johnnie, and Jose
That drink's name could not be more adequate, given its biblical context

sorry i missed it but i think my excuse was some what valid.

The 3 wiseman is the greatest drink ever if you like the taste of boiled ass.


Fixed. :D

sorry i missed it but i think my excuse was some what valid.

Thou art forgiven.

Fixed. :D
What exactly does boiled ass taste like?:confused


Just kidding. 3 wisemen ain't that bad except for the Beam. Jack Daniels FTW.:buttrock :buttrock :buttrock

Are these the three wisemen (and a not so wise woman)?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/m3bill/IMGP0150.jpg

Or are these the three wisemen (and a not so wise woman?)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/m3bill/IMGP0149.jpg

hey, I had one therefore I should be part of the wisemen

hey, I had one therefore I should be part of the wisemen

Be patient...there is a good one of you coming... :nono

Be patient...there is a good one of you coming... :nono
oh shit. This saturday is gonna suck

wait, carters in both of them and he's not wise.

wait, carters in both of them and he's not wise.

Good point....I think the next shot has the 2 1/2 wisemen...

Edit: Here it is..... two and a half "wisemen"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/m3bill/IMGP0157.jpg

Good point....I think the next shot has the 2 1/2 wisemen...

Edit: Here it is..... two and a half "wisemen"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/m3bill/IMGP0157.jpg
Im sending that to the ACLU for improper picture sharing.

Three people demonstrating how high they can count:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/m3bill/IMGP0158.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/m3bill/IMGP0152.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/m3bill/IMGP0151.jpg

Three people demonstrating how high they can count:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/m3bill/IMGP0152.jpg



Bill, your heels came in the picture.

And here is someone demonstrating their favorite "bedroom" position:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/m3bill/IMGP0156.jpg

Bill, your heels came in the picture.

:rofl :rofl :rofl

ATG was sitting on my lap...

And here is someone demonstrating their favorite "bedroom" position:



:rofl

I just can't bring myself to post the picture of Matt showing butt crack...although it also has a great shot of Lea's butt....

:help

I just can't bring myself to post the picture of Matt showing butt crack...although it also has a great shot of Lea's butt....

:help
crop it

crop it

Which way?

:laugh

Which way?

:laugh
:rofl

send it to me, i'll PS it.

:rofl

Where's my wise ass?

Matt

:rofl

Where's my wise ass?

Matt

vagina substitute
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/m3bill/IMGP0156.jpg

My toes are bling-tastic in this one...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/m3bill/IMGP0149.jpg

My toes are bling-tastic in this one...




:rofl :rofl :rofl

:rofl :rofl :rofl
did you tell Lea to open wide in that pic?

did you tell Lea to open wide in that pic?

Huh?

:confused

Huh?

:confused
mouth ;)

PS-it looks like Brett is fisting her.

mouth ;)

PS-it looks like Brett is fisting her.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

so which one is you bill

so which one is you bill
http://www.sptimes.com/2004/04/25/images/large/A_1_scalia1_MSHAT6_0425.jpg

PS-it looks like Brett is fisting her.

Apparently, she's enjoying it

http://www.sptimes.com/2004/04/25/images/large/A_1_scalia1_MSHAT6_0425.jpg

He's hawt.

He's hawt.
too bad you cant get his name right ;)

too bad you cant get his name right ;)

Huh? And BTW Adeel, did I scar you for life the other night? Remember anything interesting I might have done?? :help

Huh? And BTW Adeel, did I scar you for life the other night? Remember anything interesting I might have done?? :help
Anthony...Antonin...nevermind.

As for the unappropriate touching, I think you hurt Matt's feelings as opposed to scarring me. :D

Anthony...Antonin...nevermind.

As for the unappropriate touching, I think you hurt Matt's feelings as opposed to scarring me. :D

Antonin FTW!! Hmmm, I don't remember any touching, but who knows? I was referring to something else, but if you've forgotten, IT'S ALL GOOD!! ;)

Antonin FTW!! Hmmm, I don't remember any touching, but who knows? I was referring to something else, but if you've forgotten, IT'S ALL GOOD!! ;)
ohhh...that!

:rofl

too bad you cant get his name right ;)

:lol :lol :lol :lol

ohhh...that!

:rofl

:confused :confused :confused

so which one is you bill

I was the photographer....

ohhh...that!

:rofl

Hmmm. I have no idea if you actually remember what I'm talking about, but I'll take your word for it. And as long as I caused you no long term trauma...:D

Hmmm. I have no idea if you actually remember what I'm talking about, but I'll take your word for it. And as long as I caused you no long term trauma...:D
nothing wrong with what I know which is what you think that I know but arent sure :buttrock

nothing wrong with what I know which is what you think that I know but arent sure :buttrock

:eyecrazy

;)

:eyecrazy

;)

:moon :booty :babyd

:moon :booty :babyd
Yeppers!!! :lol :lol :lol

I was the photographer....


:confused

So those were most definitely YOUR shoes. :shifty ATG on your lap. Pfftt, yeah. :embarrasm

Yeppers!!! :lol :lol :lol

By far NOT trauma. :shifty

Yeppers!!! :lol :lol :lol

You saw ATG's pooper?

You saw ATG's pooper?

:rolleyes Ummm how old are you?

:rolleyes Ummm how old are you?

:stickoutt

There are times when I want to ask you the exact same question. :D

:stickoutt

There are times when I want to ask you the exact same question. :D

But you are MUCH MUCH MUCH older than me, so I should act more immature. :D

But you are MUCH MUCH MUCH older than me, so I should act more immature. :D

I think there were a few too many "muches" in that sentence...

I think there were a few too many "muches" in that sentence...

I think you are right. I was doing the math on 3 MUCH's in comparison to your age and ATG's. I concluded that it, in fact, needed 1 MUCH added. :stickoutt

I think you are right. I was doing the math on 3 MUCH's in comparison to your age and ATG's. I concluded that it, in fact, needed 1 MUCH added. :stickoutt

jokestar <3 M3Bill :rolleyes

I'll admit that I did exaggerate a tad. I should've said "significantly older"... ;)

jokestar <\3 M3Bill :rolleyes

I'll admit that I did exaggerate a tad. I should've said "significantly older"... ;)

:confused

:shifty

;)

:confused

:shifty

;)

:lol :lol

jokestar <3 M3Bill :rolleyes

I'll admit that I did exaggerate a tad. I should've said "significantly older"... ;)

:confused

the following posters: angrytennisgal, jokestar and m3bill

have been cited for reckless smiley use and improper post count manupilation.

case pending...

the following posters: angrytennisgal, jokestar and m3bill

have been cited for reckless smiley use and improper post count manupilation.

case pending...

The following poster, adeelpowers, has been cited for ghettospelling of the word: manipulation. He is hereby sentenced to wash Naveen's derriere for the next 6 months at which time adeel's case will be reviewed.

the following posters: angrytennisgal, jokestar and m3bill

have been cited for reckless smiley use and improper post count manupilation.

case pending...

Go dead yourself.

oh my god.

The following poster, adeelpowers, has been cited for ghettospelling of the word: manipulation. He is hereby sentenced to wash Naveen's derriere for the next 6 months at which time adeel's case will be reviewed.


I have not heard that word since 6th grade when one of my teachers constantly used it. :eek:

I have not heard that word since 6th grade when one of my teachers constantly touched it. :eek:

Fixed.

I have not heard that word since 6th grade when one of my teachers constantly used it. :eek:

Well, I wanted to keep it classy. ;)

Fixed.

:confused

:help

Fixed.

Hahahahaha. I would post a bunch of laughing smileys, but I'd hate to get cited by the Emoticon Nazi and stand accused of manupilation. :rolleyes

Hahahahaha. I would post a bunch of laughing smileys, but I'd hate to get cited by the Ghetto Emoticon Nazi and stand accused of manupilation. :rolleyes

No doubt.

Hahahahaha. I would post a bunch of laughing smileys, but I'd hate to get cited by the Emoticon Nazi and stand accused of manupilation. :rolleyes

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Do not fear Adeel..... :nono

http://www.thelargeglass.com/bmw/emoticons/04.gif

http://www.thelargeglass.com/bmw/emoticons/04.gif

:rofl

Well, I wanted to keep it classy. ;)
You, classy?

:rofl x 10

http://www.thelargeglass.com/bmw/emoticons/23.gif

http://www.thelargeglass.com/bmw/emoticons/04.gif

:confused

WTF

:eyecrazy

You, classy?

:rofl x 10

I have to agree with Adeel on this one. :dunno

http://www.thelargeglass.com/bmw/emoticons/23.gif

:lol

WTF x2

Can we use teabag emoticons in the general forums?

Yeah, so, does anyone else miss DW? :(

:az

:bawling

Yeah, so, does anyone else miss DW? :(

:az

:bawling

Nope, not at all.

Where is he?

Nope, not at all.

Where is he?

Ya got me. No clue.

Yeah he's been missing for a while. I miss all of his entertaining comments while I'm at school. Only a few more months then out of this hell hole.

If DW were here this thread would probably be 16 pages

If DW were here this thread would probably be 16 pages

Where have you been?

Yeah he's been missing for a while. I miss all of his entertaining comments while I'm at school. Only a few more months then out of this hell hole.

:eek: They are actually letting you get out of GEORGIA?!!!!!

Where have you been, young man?! (in a stern voice)


Fixed. :cool

Where have you been?

I didn't go in to work until noon. I have to stay until 9 so I can reboot and do some testing on a faulty network switch and I can't do it until after hours.

I didn't go in to work until noon. I have to stay until 9 so I can reboot and do some testing on a faulty network switch and I can't do it until after hours.

Sounds like a blast.

I woke up at 10:30. Drank coffee, did the e-mail thing, walked the Snouter, made a couple of pone calls.

I woke up at 10:30. Drank coffee, did the e-mail thing, walked the Snouter, made a couple of poon calls.

So you got to shag malaak shabazz? or are these your hoes on the corner?

So you got to shag malaak shabazz?
:redspot

Yep. I was like, "how you like the white devil now? Yeeah, dat's right. Now bend over, it's IDB time, By Any Means Necessary. (tm)"

I woke up at 10:30. Drank coffee, did the e-mail thing, walked the Snouter, made a couple of pone calls.

I hate you.

I got 4 hours of sleep last night and 2 hours on Monday night. :eyecrazy Plus I was travelling on Monday and my damn flight back was delayed 2.5 hours because of ATL weather. The past 4 out of 5 times i've been to Florida my flight has been delayed b/c of weather :(

On the bright side I am now Silver Medallion so I sometimes get the first class upgrade :alright

:redspot

Yep. I was like, "how you like the white devil now? Yeeah, dat's right. Now bend over, it's IDB time, By Any Means Necessary. (tm)"

You shoulda given her the Tony Danza

:eek: They are actually letting you get out of GEORGIA?!!!!!
I actually meant out of school, where I was at the time. But yeah I'm going to Ole Miss next school year.:alright :devillook

I actually meant out of school, where I was at the time. But yeah I'm going to Ole Miss next school year.:alright :devillook

Remember to wrap the wang out there...those are hoes in different area codes.

Remember to wrap the wang out there...those are hoes in different area codes.

What's that supposed to mean?? :shifty

What's that supposed to mean?? :shifty

That's not for hoes to knoes.

That's not for hoes to knoes.

chauvanist bastard

Remember to wrap the wang out there...those are hoes in different area codes.
:lol :lol :lol :lol
Not sure what the area code part meant but I understood what you were trying to say.

I used to sleep with a girl who goes to ole miss. Weird city. but they have a candy shop that has all the colors of M&M's ever produced. Weird city, like I said.

I used to sleep with a girl who goes to ole miss.

See, definately wrap the wang......apparently those girls will get with anyone :stickoutt ;)

See, definately wrap the wang......apparently those girls will get with anyone :stickoutt ;)

If you've had one, then your statement would be accurate.

If you've had one, then your statement would be accurate.
Zzzzzzzzziiiiinnnggg!!!!!!! :rofl

Zzzzzzzzziiiiinnnggg!!!!!!! :rofl
Took the words right out of my mouth. But yeah I'll keep it safe out there.

If you've had one, then your statement would be accurate.

Don't be jealous that I don't need the blue pill.

Don't be jealous that I don't need the blue pill.


He uses the Nuva Ring! ;)

See, definately wrap the wang......apparently those girls will get with anyone :stickoutt ;)

Yes, because us girls from Mississippi are HUGE whores... :rolleyes

Yes, because us girls from Mississippi are HUGE whores... :rolleyes

DUKE > UNC

GREAT game I thought. :redspot

J.J. - 35 pts. :buttrock

Don't be jealous that I don't need the blue pill.

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

I don't need any pills, either.... :nono

:shifty

He uses the Nuva Ring! ;)

Hmmmm...I am almost tempted to google that term....but I refuse to do it at work. :shifty

Hmmmm...I am almost tempted to google that term....but I refuse to do it at work. :shifty
its birth control that is in the shape of a ring that is inserted into the vagina. Its great, the girl barely feels it and you can take it out while you do the dirty.

There is more I can teach you about birth control, how it works and why it should be used if you need any more help. :stickoutt

Yeah, so, does anyone else miss DW? :(
:az
:bawling
If DW were here this thread would probably be 16 pages
:lol :lol :lol

Can't believe I missed these posts... :rofl

Been crazy busy, that's all. :cool

its birth control that is in the shape of a ring that is inserted into the vagina. Its great, the girl barely feels it and you can take it out while you do the dirty.

There is more I can teach you about birth control, how it works and why it should be used if you need any more help. :stickoutt

Nah, Bill loves all 12 children he is paying child support for and hopes to add to that number in the future!! :D

Nah, Bill loves all 12 children he is paying child support for and hopes to add to that number in the future!! :D

Yeah, because he is MUCH MUCH MUCH older than you. :evil2

its birth control that is in the shape of a ring that is inserted into the vagina. Its great, the girl barely feels it and you can take it out while you do the dirty.


Wow....I had to google it to confirm your information, but you are indeed correct. That is pretty cool, although I don't really see the benefit it provides over the Pill other than not having to remember to take a pill every day. :dunno

Wow....I had to google it to confirm your information, but you are indeed correct. That is pretty cool, although I don't really see the benefit it provides over the Pill other than not having to remember to take a pill every day. :dunno

Some girls perfer to have rings stuck up there vaginas all the time I suppose.:shifty

Reminds me of when I lost my class ring.

I kid!!

Wow....I had to google it to confirm your information, but you are indeed correct. That is pretty cool, although I don't really see the benefit it provides over the Pill other than not having to remember to take a pill every day. :dunno
Its easier than taking a pill at a certain time everyday and is helpful for girls who easily gag. The girl no longer has to worry about 3:14pm coming around and you can order them for a few months. They cost around the same price also, maybe a little more. Also, it helps regulate the period because after 3 weeks you just take it out and ride the red storm. Or just leave it in and replace them every month for a period-less (and bitchier) lifestyle.

Its easier than taking a pill at a certain time everyday and is helpful for girls who easily gag. The girl no longer has to worry about 3:14pm coming around and you can order them for a few months. They cost around the same price also, maybe a little more. Also, it helps regulate the period because after 3 weeks you just take it out and ride the red storm. Or just leave it in and replace them every month for a period-less (and bitchier) lifestyle.

Thanks Dad!

I don't really see the benefit it provides over the Pill other than not having to remember to take a pill every day. :dunno


Benefit = Peace of mind.

Much easier to not have to take a pill at the same time every day.

Matt I hope you are reading these posts. They will teach you about those "birds and bees" you were wondering about on saturday

Matt I hope you are reading these posts. They will teach you about those "birds and bees" you were wondering about on saturday
For real. At first he thought I was hurting fatgirl.

you see what happens, do what I do: hop on the internet which you're already on, and look for mail-order russian brides and you will not have to worry about this. Oh wait but if you buy now, you get the second order half off and if its over 190lbs you get free shipping too.

you see what happens, do what I do: hop on the internet which you're already on, and look for mail-order russian brides and you will not have to worry about this. Oh wait but if you buy now, you get the second order half off and if its over 190lbs you get free shipping too.
and if she has an adam's apple, its 'bi' one get on free.

and if she has an adam's apple, its 'bi' one get on free.
:rofl
nice

Benefit = Peace of mind.

Much easier to not have to take a pill at the same time every day.

Thanks, Mom.

Much easier to not have to take a pill at the same time every day.
I hate to say this, but if a woman is A) too vapid to remember to do one vital thing a day, or B) so overwhelmingly "busy" she might forget, then she has no business whatsoever engaging in an act which may result in a kid. :rolleyes

Or, to put it another way...


If you're too dumb to tell time, just stop f&ck!ng. :nono

The evolutionary process will thank you.

Or girls should just get the depo provera shot and be done with it for a few months.

Or girls should just get the depo provera shot and be done with it for a few months.

Agreed.

Or girls should just get the depo provera shot and be done with it for a few months.
Never heard about this but it sounds promising!:redspot


Also kinda off topic but since this started the whole contraception arguement. I just received a scholarship for academics at Ole Miss worth $3250 a year:alright .

Never heard about this but it sounds promising!:redspot

Wow...that is science's greatest gift to men....and women. You are definately a youngin. Get you some experience out in whore island boy!


Also kinda off topic but since this started the whole contraception arguement. I just received a scholarship for academics at Ole Miss worth $3250 a year:alright .

Congrats.

Never heard about this but it sounds promising!:redspot


Also kinda off topic but since this started the whole contraception arguement. I just received a scholarship for academics at Ole Miss worth $3250 a year:alright .
I turned down 5 times that much. I almost went to Rose Hulman Institute of Technology.

Whoa... I edited this post but it didn't stick. Anyway... that place sucks. it's 9 hot dogs to 1 taco ratio is even worse than Tech's.

Matt

I hate to say this, but if a woman is A) too vapid to remember to do one vital thing a day, or B) so overwhelmingly "busy" she might forget, then she has no business whatsoever engaging in an act which may result in a kid. :rolleyes

Or, to put it another way...


If you're too dumb to tell time, just stop f&ck!ng. :nono

The evolutionary process will thank you.

:rolleyes

The statement I made has nothing to do with intelligence levels. It has to do with the effectiveness of the pill if it is not taken at the same time every day. Hence the reason other contraceptives have been produced.

So shut up.

bf.c members will thank you.

Or girls should just get the depo provera shot and be done with it for a few months.
a lot of girls have negative reactions to that shot so its not as universal as the pill or ring.

a lot of girls have negative reactions to that shot so its not as universal as the pill or ring.


Speaking of needles... are you ready to get your nerps done?

are you ready to get your taxes done?
why thank you for asking, yes I am.

The statement I made has nothing to do with intelligence levels.
Sure it does. Anyone with enough brains to conduct themselves in day-to-day life shold be able to remember to do at least one thing a day. If one can't do so, one is too stupid to warrant reporduction.

Ergo: If you're too dumb to tell time, shut something besides your mouth. :rolleyes



Now go pierce something, and you'll feel better.

Sure it does. Anyone with enough brains to conduct themselves in day-to-day life shold be able to remember to do at least one thing a day. If one can't do so, one is too stupid to warrant reporduction.

Ergo: If you're too dumb to tell time, shut something besides your mouth. :rolleyes



Now go pierce something, and you'll feel better.


:eek: :eek: :eek:

I have not seen such harsh words from Wha, ever, except when talking to Bill.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I have not seen such harsh words from Wha, ever, except when talking to Bill.

Hmmm.....I have to agree. He normally reserves his quality words for me. :shifty

Hmmm.....I have to agree. He normally reserves his quality words for me. :shifty

I guess he has started bashing on your hoes as well now. :help

I have not seen such harsh words from Wha, ever, except when talking to Bill.
I just get tired of the whiners who b!tch and complain, "Oh, it's so haaaaaaard to take a little pill once a day, boo hoo!" It speaks volumes about intelligence, responsibility, and the measly effort one is NOT willing to expend to engage either. If you can't manage that miniscule amount of personal discipline, why even get out of bed in the morning (or whenever), much less inflict such worthless genes and ideals on the rest of the world? :rolleyes

If they really want a perfect, 100%, guaranteed slam-dunk solution, we should return to the days of sterilising the retarded, but just for maximum effect, throw in the worthless whiners who can't be bothered to run their own damned lives. :mad

Spare me the stupid violin concerto. Life's not always a hand-holding cakewalk. STFU, grow up, and handle your business without b!tching about it. :shifty

Harsh enough for you? :confused

I just get tired of the whiners who b!tch and complain, "Oh, it's so haaaaaaard to take a little pill once a day, boo hoo!" It speaks volumes about intelligence, responsibility, and the measly effort one is NOT willing to expend to engage either. If you can't manage that miniscule amount of personal discipline, why even get out of bed in the morning (or whenever), much less inflict such worthless genes and ideals on the rest of the world? :rolleyes

If they really want a perfect, 100%, guaranteed slam-dunk solution, we should return to the days of sterilising the retarded, but just for maximum effect, throw in the worthless whiners who can't be bothered to run their own damed lives. :mad

Spare me the stupid viloin concerto. Life's not always a hand-holding cakewalk. STFU, grow up, and handle your business without b!tching about it. :shifty

Harsh enough for you? :confused

Very well said. :clap

Very well said. :clap
:thumbup:

:cool

:thumbup:

:cool

And might I add, it feels good to be a male right now in this thread. :D

I just get tired of the whiners who b!tch and complain, "Oh, it's so haaaaaaard to take a little pill once a day, boo hoo!" It speaks volumes about intelligence, responsibility, and the measly effort one is NOT willing to expend to engage either. If you can't manage that miniscule amount of personal discipline, why even get out of bed in the morning (or whenever), much less inflict such worthless genes and ideals on the rest of the world? :rolleyes

If they really want a perfect, 100%, guaranteed slam-dunk solution, we should return to the days of sterilising the retarded, but just for maximum effect, throw in the worthless whiners who can't be bothered to run their own damed lives. :mad

Spare me the stupid viloin concerto. Life's not always a hand-holding cakewalk. STFU, grow up, and handle your business without b!tching about it. :shifty

Harsh enough for you? :confused

Wow. :eyecrazy

Wow.
Wow nothing.

This is exactly the kind of BS we see all over the place now. "Oh, how can I be responsible??!" It's somebody else's job!! :bawl

Bullsh!t!!!! :pissed

Take the oh-so-difficult Pill for example: Tons of doctors, scientists, and researchers have spent decades working on a largely effective, extremely low-risk method of birth control. They've done the heavy lifting, they've done the hard work, they've done the investing of time and resources.

And what does the end user have to do? What is the ONE THING they have to take on themselves? What is the lone, singlular, terrible burden they bear?? Take 30 fricking seconds, and swallow the damned thing ONCE a day, in a reasonably similar time frame. Not to the second, or the minute, nor even the hour. Just the same general time every day! :rolleyes

And yet, we get these wheedling complaints: "Ohmigawd, the same time??!!" :eek:


If they can't manage that, they need to get hit by the first scoop of chlorine thrown into the gene pool. :shifty

condoms suck, unprotected and pulling out FTW!

condoms suck, unprotected and pulling out FTW!

QFT; but STDs FTL

QFT; but STDs FTL
word. After my 3rd one I considered changing my ways but Im gonna live forever so who cares?

word. After my 3rd one I considered changing my ways but Im gonna live forever so who cares?

Or you can start collecting them. Like in the Simpsons when the doctor tells Mr. Burns that he has so many diseases that they're blocking each other - similar to a lot of people trying to get thru the same door at the same time and nobody get's thru.


http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/0302/gallery.simpsons.characters/gallery.mr.burns.jpg
"so you're telling me i'm invincible? Excellent"

Or you can start collecting them. Like in the Simpsons when the doctor tells Mr. Burns that he has so many diseases that they're blocking each other - similar to a lot of people trying to get thru the same door at the same time and nobody get's thru.


http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/0302/gallery.simpsons.characters/gallery.mr.burns.jpg
"so you're telling me i'm invincible? Excellent"
that sums it up! Hey, how about we see if we can collect as many as we can and play pokemom? :buttrock

Wha, your attempts to portray me as an irresponsible, stupid, and undisciplined member of society would have more of an impact if you could manage such task without misspelling so many words.

My original post -which again has NOTHING to do with intelligence- was simply my opinion of the benefit women get from using the Nuva Ring rather than the pill. I never implied that I do not have enough self discipline to accomplish any task, and I never bitched about having to do anything. You know nothing about me and yet you assume that I do not take responsibility for my life. You need to gather more evidence before you reach such conclusions.




Oh, and Fuck Off.

Wha, your attempts to portray me as an irresponsible, stupid, and undisciplined member of society would have more of an impact if you could manage such task without misspelling so many words.

My original post -which again has NOTHING to do with intelligence- was simply my opinion of the benefit women get from using the Nuva Ring rather than the pill. I never implied that I do not have enough self discipline to accomplish any task, and I never bitched about having to do anything. You know nothing about me and yet you assume that I do not take responsibility for my life. You need to gather more evidence before you reach such conclusions.




Oh, and Fuck Off.

Ouch, that one's gotta hurt. :laugh

Wha, your attempts to portray me as an irresponsible, stupid, and undisciplined member of society would have more of an impact if you could manage such task without misspelling so many words.

My original post -which again has NOTHING to do with intelligence- was simply my opinion of the benefit women get from using the Nuva Ring rather than the pill. I never implied that I do not have enough self discipline to accomplish any task, and I never bitched about having to do anything. You know nothing about me and yet you assume that I do not take responsibility for my life. You need to gather more evidence before you reach such conclusions.




Oh, and Fuck Off.

THAT was not neccesary. :nono

I do not think he directed it all towards you, maybe to an extent, but very little. He was stating that in general by the way I read it. :shifty

that sums it up! Hey, how about we see if we can collect as many as we can and play pokemom? :buttrock
Do that and you're a dead boy. ;)