So i'm at the TB drivethough (taco bell, NOT tuberculosis) and there is a gorgeous pearl white S4 in front of me. We pull over and chat for a bit. I can tell the 01.5's b/c of the chrome mirrors. I asked him is he wantef to race, he said "yeah, i can probally hang with you" I just smiled. I told him 70mph 3rd gear three honks.

First Race: both of us in 3rd 70mph.....
3 honks. As soon as we stick it I pull out about a full car on him. Speeds climb by the time I let off around 125ish I had about 5-5 1/2' cars on him. I think I jumped it a smidge before him.

He wanted to go again.

Ok 65 in 3rd again. Same result 5ish cars.

He wanted to do a lower roll, sure thing :) . 2nd gear 50mph (m3 rolls when you stick it at 40-50 in 2nd/. As soon as we stick it I had a good 2 cars on him. He was like "holy crap you walked me"

Finial race 60mph in 3rd for me, but he went to 2nd. Humm could be interesting. I'm at the BOTTOM of 3rd at like 3600rpms. Not good for me. he was at like 6K in 2nd. 3 honks. I let him go about a full second ahead of me just to make it more even. He stays right beside me for about 2 seconds then my pull starts, hard. I wound out 4th and went into 5th for a few seconds. I let off around 128-130 and had over 5 1/2 cars on him.

Overall good races. Oh and I had a passenger and he didn't. I love the B5 S4's i'm debating to sell my M for an 01.5 S4. He was really shocked that I pulled him as hard as I did. :D

dang you walked him? post mods or ban! :stickoutt

good kill

word.i have a very good amount of mods and i ran this kid in a s4 and we were side by side every race.up top i started pulling just a slight bit.but we went about 7 or 8 times and we were always neck and neck.but i have a 325 so that makes me proud to tie with him.ppl freak when the run a 325 that actually goes somewere.it came of the assembly line as a 325 :D

NC, what are your mods again? Do you have diff swap? 3.64 or sum crap? You've changed your sig, I can't remember. :stickoutt

I'm guessing the S4 was stock?

Nice kill though. :thumbup:

NC, what are your mods again? Do you have diff swap? 3.64 or sum crap? You've changed your sig, I can't remember. :stickoutt

I'm guessing the S4 was stock?

Nice kill though. :thumbup:

Read the title ;) . I have intake/exhaust/uuc udp's/koesi K-1 wheels/me driving. These cars are REALLY quick in the hands of the right driver.

Read the title ;) . I have intake/exhaust/uuc udp's/koesi K-1 wheels/me driving. These cars are REALLY quick in the hands of the right driver.
Shaddup. :stickoutt

That is all you have? Hmm....good driving. I thought s4 and m3 were on par stock for stock. Or have I been away from kills too long? Crap, we do have the slight advantage stock for stock. So your mods did more. :)

Also, don't gloat too much now in your mod list:D. Also which cars are really quick. M3 or S4?

heres a timeslip of a stock 01 s4...

http://www.dragtimes.com/Audi-S4-Timeslip-6755.html

now the e36 m3,stock, traps 98-99 mph...

in order to walk a car that traps 102, by 5 cars, i would imagine one would have to be trapping 104-106 mph to pull a 102 mph car so hard.

so unless your intake, exhaust, and pullies enabled you to increase your trap speed by 5-7 mph, you obviously raced someone who didnt drive the s4 to its potential.

i dont know what you think is so incredible about your "driver" mod, but the best trap ive ever seen a stock e36 m3 trap at is 100, and that is rare, so you must be the best driver out there with all these kill stories about raping cars you should be lucky to hang with.

heres a timeslip of a stock 01 s4...

http://www.dragtimes.com/Audi-S4-Timeslip-6755.html

now the e36 m3,stock, traps 98-99 mph...

in order to walk a car that traps 102, by 5 cars, i would imagine one would have to be trapping 104-106 mph to pull a 102 mph car so hard.

so unless your intake, exhaust, and pullies enabled you to increase your trap speed by 5-7 mph, you obviously raced someone who didnt drive the s4 to its potential.

i dont know what you think is so incredible about your "driver" mod, but the best trap ive ever seen a stock e36 m3 trap at is 100, and that is rare, so you must be the best driver out there with all these kill stories about raping cars you should be lucky to hang with.


Yes he is always beating cars he shouldnt. Is it questionable? Definately, but,
it is possible hes just meeting very bad drivers. Id like to call bs on him from time to time but you gotta remember, there are a lot of horrible drivers out there. If someone would have raced me in my M3 the first week I got it i probably would have lost just because of not knowing what gear to downshift to etc.

These cars are REALLY quick in the hands of the right driver.

lol, from a roll in a straight line, unless you're anorexic and weigh like 50lbs, there really is no driver mod.

from a dig that is another story.

man i juss dont get it, how some people juss suck so much in driving from a roll...lol its not rocket science or anything....good kill though!

Lets not forget that FI cars are much more effected by weather/air/ conditions/temps than NA cars.

Hot and humid intake air can quickly turn a favorite S4 into a 5 cl loser.

These cars are REALLY quick in the hands of the right driver.

NO THEIR NOT!!!1
CAN'T BREAK 13.6 DAWG....OMG

heres a timeslip of a stock 01 s4...



now the e36 m3,stock, traps 98-99 mph...

in order to walk a car that traps 102, by 5 cars, i would imagine one would have to be trapping 104-106 mph to pull a 102 mph car so hard.

so unless your intake, exhaust, and pullies enabled you to increase your trap speed by 5-7 mph, you obviously raced someone who didnt drive the s4 to its potential.

i dont know what you think is so incredible about your "driver" mod, but the best trap ive ever seen a stock e36 m3 trap at is 100, and that is rare, so you must be the best driver out there with all these kill stories about raping cars you should be lucky to hang with.

No way a stock pig 2.7tt s4 does 13.5 1/4 mile

nice kill

heres a timeslip of a stock 01 s4...

http://www.dragtimes.com/Audi-S4-Timeslip-6755.html

now the e36 m3,stock, traps 98-99 mph...

in order to walk a car that traps 102, by 5 cars, i would imagine one would have to be trapping 104-106 mph to pull a 102 mph car so hard.

so unless your intake, exhaust, and pullies enabled you to increase your trap speed by 5-7 mph, you obviously raced someone who didnt drive the s4 to its potential.

i dont know what you think is so incredible about your "driver" mod, but the best trap ive ever seen a stock e36 m3 trap at is 100, and that is rare, so you must be the best driver out there with all these kill stories about raping cars you should be lucky to hang with.


You might be the biggest tool on the forums. Why do you always have something negative to say about everything? Did your mom deny you her nipple when you were breast feeding? I'm going to get a video of the race just to put you in your place like I did with the cobra race you called bs on, and you go owned. :)
Oh and btw.....if you look thats NOT a stock S4! He has a catback GIAC chip (which adds 70hp and 110lbft), lightweight flywheel, ssk. Don't go shooting off your mouth like usual unless you have all the fact. Well lets see...in the 1/8 mile my M3 with just an intake did 8.79@82 mph and that S4 only did 9.0 at 80 and he's trapping 102mph in the 1/4 so if you multiply the rate i'm going in the 1/8 mile I would be OVER 102mph in the 1/4 with only i/e/udp's. Oh and btw, you're done.

Lets not forget that FI cars are much more effected by weather/air/ conditions/temps than NA cars.

Hot and humid intake air can quickly turn a favorite S4 into a 5 cl loser.

it was 39 degrees outside and DENSE air below sea level, so he had a BIG advantage being FI

You might be the biggest tool on the forums. Why do you always have something negative to say about everything? Did your mom deny you her nipple when you were breast feeding? I'm going to get a video of the race just to put you in your place like I did with the cobra race you called bs on, and you go owned. :)
Oh and btw.....if you look thats NOT a stock S4! He has a catback GIAC chip (which adds 70hp and 110lbft), lightweight flywheel, ssk. Don't go shooting off your mouth like usual unless you have all the fact. Well lets see...in the 1/8 mile my M3 with just an intake did 8.79@82 mph and that S4 only did 9.0 at 80 and he's trapping 102mph in the 1/4 so if you multiply the rate i'm going in the 1/8 mile I would be OVER 102mph in the 1/4 with only i/e/udp's. Oh and btw, you're done.

So now you are saying the car was chipped? Stock for stock, I'd say OK, nice kill. But if the car was chipped, I'm calling BS.

So now you are saying the car was chipped? Stock for stock, I'd say OK, nice kill. But if the car was chipped, I'm calling BS.


read my man, he is saying the car that the other poster used as an example of a stock S4 running a 13.5 was actually chipped. his story about his kill remains consistant

it was 39 degrees outside and DENSE air below sea level, so he had a BIG advantage being FI
Take it easy NC98, I believe your post.
I made that statement for the benfeit of the other posters who seem to think a stock E36 will be able to put 5 cls on a stock S4. Thats all.

read my man, he is saying the car that the other poster used as an example of a stock S4 running a 13.5 was actually chipped. his story about his kill remains consistant

I do have a reading problem (yeah, right)...but I'll agree. No stock S4 is going to run 13.5.

You might be the biggest tool on the forums. Why do you always have something negative to say about everything? Did your mom deny you her nipple when you were breast feeding? I'm going to get a video of the race just to put you in your place like I did with the cobra race you called bs on, and you go owned. :)
Oh and btw.....if you look thats NOT a stock S4! He has a catback GIAC chip (which adds 70hp and 110lbft), lightweight flywheel, ssk. Don't go shooting off your mouth like usual unless you have all the fact. Well lets see...in the 1/8 mile my M3 with just an intake did 8.79@82 mph and that S4 only did 9.0 at 80 and he's trapping 102mph in the 1/4 so if you multiply the rate i'm going in the 1/8 mile I would be OVER 102mph in the 1/4 with only i/e/udp's. Oh and btw, you're done.

you post kill stories of beating cars by ridiculous lengths that you should be lucky to be even with. its validated, because you are an INCREDIBLE driver, so your 220 whp m3 is faster than everything you encounter. ive read all your kill stories and they all seem like utter bs, especially the ones you had about racing ls1s, but im not going to even get into that. no way your m3 traps 102, but wait, your driving, so 110?

it would have been a believable story if you were even, or barely creeping, but 5+ carlengths?

and gettin a video? ok get a video of you beating a car with a crappy driver, it just proves that you beat the driver. either way, you are the tool, and respond with maliciousness in your posts, which are always unbelievable, but, maybe im wrong since you have the fastest i/e/p m3 ever.

uh oh

You suck at posting respectfully. :nono