View Full Version : What to do with a French girl...
M3Lea 01-12-2006, 09:35 AM Ok, so my friend from France is visiting me. She got here on the 5th and is leaving on the 25th. hate to leave her at home because she does not have an international driver's license (even if she did I would not let her drive my car due to the fact that she is the worst driver EVER). I work Monday through Friday which does not leave much time for me to take her places. Therefore I have come up with a solution... I will take her to work with me and exploit her immigrant ass! :evil2 She is going to spend her days boxing up my 2005 files. :alright
Is that so wrong? :devillook
:D
Doctor Wha 01-12-2006, 09:40 AM Is that so wrong?
Um... no? :ponder
Sparc_it 01-12-2006, 09:43 AM Is she hot? Pics, YES! INTARWEB LEG-HUMPING!!!
themadhatter 01-12-2006, 09:47 AM I'll be in Paris on Tuesday, does she have any cute friends?
M3Bill 01-12-2006, 09:56 AM Is that so wrong? :devillook
:D
I have a better plan...send her to my office. I have plenty of work for her to do. :D
Sparc_it 01-12-2006, 10:08 AM I have a better plan...send her to my office. I have plenty of work for her to do. :D
You have Lea....leave the frog to me.
M3Bill 01-12-2006, 10:10 AM You have Lea....leave the frog to me.
Okay, okay....take her.
:cool
M Junkie 01-12-2006, 10:18 AM i can take off work anytime. send her butt on over here. i'll entertain her.:naughty
M3Lea 01-12-2006, 10:19 AM She has a few cute friends but they all live near Lille. I don't have any pics of her... but I'll take some.
Oh and none of you bitches can take my free French labor!! I have too much crap for her to do here!
M3Lea 01-12-2006, 10:21 AM i can take off work anytime. send her butt on over here. i'll entertain her.:naughty
She is very shy... just get her drunk! :devillook
Doctor Wha 01-12-2006, 10:22 AM Oh and none of you bitches can take my free French labor!! I have too much crap for her to do here!
So whay did you ask...? :confused
Oh, wait, you're just teasing the boys. Gotcha. :paranoid: :boobies :paranoid:
;)
:D
delgadoduvidoso 01-12-2006, 10:24 AM Damn foreigners... coming here and stealing jobs away from hardworking Americans.
jokestar 01-12-2006, 10:26 AM :kiss :69 :la :biglaughc
These can all be done in the place of work. Have fun and show her that is what USA is about!:buttrock
:devillook
Sparc_it 01-12-2006, 10:40 AM She is very shy... just get her drunk! :devillook
:evil2 :devillook :alright
M Junkie 01-12-2006, 11:10 AM She is very shy... just get her drunk! :devillook
uuuuuuuhhhhh OK.:boink
Geez boys. Where are your manners? You should have realized by now that the appropriate thing to do is to go visit M3Lea at her office.
I'll be on my way shortly, and the three of us can make sure everything gets straightened out and put in the right slot. :devillook
Oh yeah. And your files too. ;)
jokestar 01-12-2006, 11:28 AM Geez boys. Where are your manners? You should have realized by now that the appropriate thing to do is to go visit M3Lea at her office.
I'll be on my way shortly, and the three of us can make sure everything gets straightened out and put in the right slot. :devillook
Oh yeah. And your files too. ;)
emphasis on the slot. ;) :devillook
Doctor Wha 01-12-2006, 11:29 AM emphasis on the slot.
http://hail.he.net/~danger/master_obvious.jpg
:biglaughb
M3Lea 01-12-2006, 11:34 AM Geez boys. Where are your manners? You should have realized by now that the appropriate thing to do is to go visit M3Lea at her office.
I'll be on my way shortly, and the three of us can make sure everything gets straightened out and put in the right slot. :devillook
Oh yeah. And your files too. ;)
You are too kind!
;)
jokestar 01-12-2006, 12:01 PM http://hail.he.net/~danger/master_obvious.jpg
:biglaughb
:lol :lol
M3Bill 01-12-2006, 12:26 PM What a bunch of perverts...
:rolleyes
Doctor Wha 01-12-2006, 12:31 PM What a bunch of perverts...
You say that like it's a bad thing. :paranoid:
(Pot, meet kettle...) :devillook
:D
dos Santos 01-12-2006, 01:04 PM If you were to combine the french girl thread with my lingerie thread...
:devillook
M3Lea 01-12-2006, 01:08 PM If you were to combine the french girl thread with my lingerie thread...
:devillook
The French girl thread + lingerie thread = Good times for all:devillook
:alright
M Junkie 01-12-2006, 01:10 PM The French girl thread + lingerie thread = Good times for all:devillook
:alright
:werd:
M3Lea 01-12-2006, 01:21 PM Actually after a night of excessive drinking and dancing etc at Makos Christelle told me that she thinks Americans are way more sexy and outgoing than the French. :dunno
I informed her that Americans have just accepted the fact that we are whores.:alright
She loves this country.:D
Sparc_it 01-12-2006, 01:33 PM So is Christelle hot? Or is she freakin hairy like a gorilla.
angrytennisgal 01-12-2006, 02:17 PM If you were to combine the french girl thread with my lingerie thread...
:devillook
Yeah! You'd have Naveen trying to sell my dirty lingerie to the French girl via the internet. What a freak!!!:eyecrazy
Doctor Wha 01-12-2006, 02:24 PM Yeah! You'd have <s>Adeel</s> Naveen trying to sell my dirty lingerie to the French girl via the internet. What a freak!!!
Might want to look again. You're mixing up your brown people. :icon15
;)
:cool
dos Santos 01-12-2006, 02:24 PM Yeah! You'd have Adeel trying to sell my dirty lingerie to the French girl via the internet. What a freak!!!:eyecrazy
No no no! That was Naveen, not Adeel. Please don't get them mixed up! :eyecrazy
Adeel is a model citizen.
Naveen, well, he's a wannabe model citizen in Azerbaijan.
angrytennisgal 01-12-2006, 02:26 PM No no no! That was Naveen, not Adeel. Please don't get them mixed up! :eyecrazy
Adeel is a model citizen.
Naveen, well, he's a wannabe model citizen in Azerbaijan.
OMG!! I AM SO SORRY!! THE OFFENSE HAS BEEN EDITED!!
M3Lea 01-12-2006, 02:37 PM So is Christelle hot? Or is she freakin hairy like a gorilla.
She actually takes showers and shaves daily.
M3Bill 01-12-2006, 02:48 PM The French girl thread + lingerie thread = Good times for all:devillook
:alright
Oh yes.... :devillook
M3Bill 01-12-2006, 02:49 PM OMG!! I AM SO SORRY!! THE OFFENSE HAS BEEN EDITED!!
You should be ashamed of yourself....!!! :nono
angrytennisgal 01-12-2006, 02:51 PM You should be ashamed of yourself....!!! :nono
I am! I am!! 40 lashings! :spank
Sparc_it 01-12-2006, 03:15 PM She actually takes showers and shaves daily.
Thats hot.
M3Bill 01-12-2006, 03:17 PM Thats hot.
You should try it.... :cool
Doctor Wha 01-12-2006, 03:20 PM You should try it.... :cool
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
M Junkie 01-12-2006, 03:43 PM She actually takes showers and shaves daily.
OMG what are the odds..............thats exactly what im looking for in my future Ex-Mrs.M Junkie.
M3Bill 01-12-2006, 03:47 PM OMG what are the odds..............thats exactly what im looking for in my future Ex-Mrs.M Junkie.
Sounds like fate has brought you two together.... :redspot
Sparc_it 01-12-2006, 03:52 PM You should try it.... :cool
Please, my B.O. is an aphrodisiac and hair traps my pheromones, that is why I am irresistable to women.
M3Bill 01-12-2006, 04:07 PM Please, my B.O. is an aphrodisiac and hair traps my pheromones, that is why I am irresistable to women.
:help :help :help
dos Santos 01-12-2006, 04:15 PM Pics or BAN NOOBS!
Lets just pretend that this is her.
http://www.osanto.net/omg2hawt.jpg
M3Bill 01-12-2006, 04:19 PM Lets just pretend that this is her.
http://www.osanto.net/omg2hawt.jpg
Now add 50 pounds, and you're probably in the ballpark.
:(
Sparc_it 01-12-2006, 04:30 PM Now add 50 pounds, and you're probably in the ballpark.
:(
you have seen frenchie?
M3Bill 01-12-2006, 04:47 PM you have seen frenchie?
Nope. You?
Sparc_it 01-12-2006, 04:48 PM Nope. You?
I liked the french girl in the second matrix movie...mmmm, yum
Doctor Wha 01-12-2006, 04:51 PM I liked the french girl in the second matrix movie...mmmm, yum
Which French girl was that? :ponder
I remember Monica Bellucci... but she's Italian. :devillook
Edit: A reminder...
http://www.bullz-eye.com/celebritybabes/images/monica_bellucci.jpg
M Junkie 01-12-2006, 05:04 PM Lets just pretend that this is her.
http://www.osanto.net/omg2hawt.jpg
i know its off topic but do yall think of the bimmer.
Doctor Wha 01-12-2006, 05:04 PM i know its off topic but do yall think of the bimmer.
Bimmer? What bimmer? :ponder
:evil2
dos Santos 01-12-2006, 05:10 PM you have seen frenchie?
She came with Lea to the Varsity meet last week.
adeelpowers 01-12-2006, 05:19 PM OMG!! I AM SO SORRY!! THE OFFENSE HAS BEEN EDITED!!
WTF BAN
adeelpowers 01-12-2006, 05:22 PM She came with Lea to the Varsity meet last week.
Age/Sex/Orientation?
Scott528iM 01-12-2006, 05:25 PM Now add 50 pounds, and you're probably in the ballpark.
:(
Bingo. Eat a cheeseburger girl.
delgadoduvidoso 01-12-2006, 05:26 PM Age/Sex/Orientation?
She came with Lea to the Varsity meet last week.
.
adeelpowers 01-12-2006, 05:26 PM Bingo. Eat a cheeseburger girl.
yeah right, shes Hot!!!!!
Ass, Chest, Legs, Face are all ftw.
Msphynx 01-12-2006, 05:26 PM Age/Sex/Orientation?
who cares as long as she can 'legally' get alcohol/female/preferably horizontal though anything goes... :D
adeelpowers 01-12-2006, 05:26 PM .
Yeah, I know douche wagon.
.
gooten1 01-12-2006, 05:28 PM What to do with a French girl...
Rape, pillage, and plunder... that's what the Germans did in every war they've had with France.
jokestar 01-12-2006, 05:28 PM Which French girl was that? :ponder
I remember Monica Bellucci... but she's Italian. :devillook
Edit: A reminder...
http://www.bullz-eye.com/celebritybabes/images/monica_bellucci.jpg
I may get Whaowned on this, but didn't she play a French character though? :confused
Doctor Wha 01-12-2006, 05:30 PM I may get Whaowned on this, but didn't she play a French character though? :confused
Not really. However, her husband, The Merovingian, was a computer program who (which?) extolled the virtues of the French language for cursing. That may be where you're picking up on the "French" thing. :cool
Scott528iM 01-12-2006, 05:32 PM yeah right, shes Hot!!!!!
Ass, Chest, Legs, Face are all ftw.
Dude...she is hot but she looks as if she'd split like a fire log if you got too rough with her.
dos Santos 01-12-2006, 05:34 PM yeah right, shes Hot!!!!!
Ass, Chest, Legs, Face are all ftw.
QFT. The russian mafia girl is perfect.
dos Santos 01-12-2006, 05:35 PM I may get Whaowned on this, but didn't she play a French character though? :confused
Yeah, she was french in the movie.
jokestar 01-12-2006, 05:35 PM Not really. However, her husband, The Merovingian, was a computer program who (which?) extolled the virtues of the French language for cursing. That may be where you're picking up on the "French" thing. :cool
Yes, indeed, that is where I picked up on the French thing. I just assumed, and we all know ASSuming makes an @$$ out of yourself.
Thanks Wha. ;)
jokestar 01-12-2006, 05:36 PM Yeah, she was french in the movie.
Oh....Wha....:redspot I have somebody who agrees with the French thing.
Doctor Wha 01-12-2006, 05:36 PM Yeah, she was french in the movie.
Where was the indication that she was French? She was another program.
Doctor Wha 01-12-2006, 05:37 PM Oh....Wha....:redspot I have somebody who agrees with the French thing.
You have someone else who is mistaken. :cool
delgadoduvidoso 01-12-2006, 05:37 PM Yeah, I know douche wagon.
.
Seems to me like you don't, douchecicle.
jokestar 01-12-2006, 05:41 PM You have someone else who is mistaken. :cool
:lol
BUT I still think she had the French thing going on. :rolleyes
:help
Doctor Wha 01-12-2006, 05:42 PM BUT I still think she had the French thing going on.
The DVD is rolling right now. If I find a clear indication that she was, I will let you know. If not, then...
...you'll still be mistaken. ;)
M3Bill 01-12-2006, 05:44 PM Bingo. Eat a cheeseburger girl.
Ummm...that's not what I meant...I meant the "real French girl" probably weighs 50 pounds more... :cool
dos Santos 01-12-2006, 05:45 PM Where was the indication that she was French? She was another program.
A french program.
The long swearing scene wasn't the only french that was spoken. I believe that when they had retrieved the keymaker, and walked into the main ballroom, the merovingian said something to the effect of "Oh, mais non! C'est rien. This is nothing, it's games, this is only a game."
Their accents were unmistakably french too. So unless the architect wrote chinese programs to look and speak with a french accent, it's probably a french program.
dos Santos 01-12-2006, 05:46 PM You have the movie with you?
(I'm bracing myself for pwnage)
jokestar 01-12-2006, 05:46 PM The DVD is rolling right now. If I find a clear indication that she was, I will let you know. If not, then...
...you'll still be mistaken. ;)
:cool ok Wha. Well I'm heading out of work, I guess I will know the truth when I get home alter tonight. ;) Later.
dos Santos 01-12-2006, 05:49 PM I'm leaving now too, so when I get proved wrong, I can just pretend like I never saw the results from this thread, and live my life in paranoia that someone will call me out on my blunder later on.
Doctor Wha 01-12-2006, 05:50 PM You have the movie with you?
The scene with them is rolling right now. I am taking notes, and noting quotes. :cool
(I'm bracing myself for pwnage)
Good plan. ;)
gooten1 01-12-2006, 05:54 PM Rape, pillage, and plunder... that's what the Germans did in every war they've had with France.
Nothing?
Sparc_it 01-12-2006, 05:58 PM Lea you live in Roswell right? I am coming to see the Frenchie!
Doctor Wha 01-12-2006, 06:03 PM I'm leaving now too, so when I get proved wrong, I can just pretend like I never saw the results from this thread, and live my life in paranoia that someone will call me out on my blunder later on.
I'll PM you both, just to make sure... :evil2
Here are the results:
The Merovingian indicates that none of them are, in fact, French, when he says:
"Such things are contrivances, like so much here, for the sake of appearances..."
He also indicates the he is not French either, but simply takes on the language and mannerisms for his own enjoyment:
"I have sampled every language, French is my favorite, fantastic language... especially to curse in... [does so] ...It's like wiping your ahhss with silk, I love it..."
There are no clear indicators of true French identity or origin for either of them: Simply a deliberately assumed appearance on the part of the Merovingian himself, purely for fun on his part.
Monica Bellucci's character never speaks any French at all (even to her husband); just English, with her native (Italian) accent. Indeed, her pronunciation of the letter "i" in the words "kiss," "with," "silver," and "lipstick" are the "short i," as opposed to the "ee" one would expect in French vowel pronunciation - and as employed by the only character with a stated affinity for anything French - the Merovingian.
Now you have been Whaowned. :cool
But at least I did get to see that badass fight scene in the Chateau again. :buttrock
keeptheuroalive 01-12-2006, 06:08 PM I'm still amazed how y'all can fill up a thread with posts completely nothing in a matter of a day. But my advice is to get as much work out of your french friend as possible (oil changes, radiator flush, etc.).
Doctor Wha 01-12-2006, 06:11 PM I'm still amazed how y'all can fill up a thread with posts completely nothing in a matter of a day.
It's an art. :cool
But my advice is to get as much work out of your french friend as possible (oil changes, radiator flush, etc.).
And don't forget the little maid's outfit... Get her to "dust" something. :devillook
:D
keeptheuroalive 01-12-2006, 06:12 PM :lol :lol :lol . True that
adeelpowers 01-12-2006, 06:33 PM Dude...she is hot but she looks as if she'd split like a fire log if you got too rough with her.
wrong.
My girlfriend has a body like that and I havent broken her yet. With a girl of those dimensions you get more flexability and can pretty much throw her around like a rag doll. They actully prefer the roughness cause they're tired of guys who think they're too delicate.
M3Lea 01-12-2006, 07:15 PM wrong.
My girlfriend has a body like that and I havent broken her yet. With a girl of those dimensions you get more flexability and can pretty much throw her around like a rag doll. They actully prefer the roughness cause they're tired of guys who think they're too delicate.
I am far from skinny, but I can do a human pretzel. :D
:alright
M3Bill 01-12-2006, 07:17 PM I am far from skinny, but I can do a human pretzel. :D
:alright
Must......not.......comment.......
M3Lea 01-12-2006, 07:20 PM pourquoi pas?
M3Bill 01-12-2006, 07:22 PM pourquoi pas?
Because you demonstrated that position at the party.... :devillook
Must.....not....comment.....further.....
dos Santos 01-12-2006, 07:29 PM I am far from skinny, but I can do a human pretzel. :D
:alright
Pics please.
dos Santos 01-12-2006, 07:31 PM I'll PM you both, just to make sure... :evil2
(sigh) i lose.
Doctor Wha 01-12-2006, 07:34 PM (sigh) i lose.
Ah, but with an actual French chick, you're pretty much guranteed to win. :evil2
:cool
M3Bill 01-12-2006, 07:43 PM Pics please.
I don't think I took any at that point. How sad. :(
count_schemula 01-12-2006, 07:46 PM My girlfriend has a body like that and I havent broken her yet. With a girl of those dimensions you get more flexability and can pretty much throw her around like a rag doll. They actully prefer the roughness cause they're tired of guys who think they're too delicate.
This is good news...:devillook
Doctor Wha 01-12-2006, 07:49 PM This is good news...:devillook
:rofl
The wouldn't be "spinners" if they couldn't take the g-forces. :evil2
adeelpowers 01-12-2006, 10:47 PM This is good news...:devillook
Sharing is caring? :dunno
AtlzDesiKhiladi 01-12-2006, 11:51 PM Make sure she shaves and showers...
tsbmw 01-13-2006, 08:10 AM "What to do with a French Girl"
If you have to ask, you rly shouldn't have one
M3Lea 01-13-2006, 09:14 AM I will have whatever I want.
Sparc_it 01-13-2006, 10:07 AM :rofl
The wouldn't be "spinners" if they couldn't take the g-forces. :evil2
That quote FTW!!!!!! :alright :buttrock
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 10:11 AM That quote FTW!!!!!!
:redspot :redspot :redspot
Sparc_it 01-13-2006, 10:16 AM I love spinners, you can doo all kinds of crazy things. If Ron reads this, remember the blond spinner at the cumberland hooters????
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 10:16 AM I will have whatever I want.
You wish. :rolleyes
fel0ncod3 01-13-2006, 10:18 AM :bj :69 :spank :ky :3some "What to do with a French Girl"
If you have to ask, you rly shouldn't have one
agreed.
:buttrock :buttrock
take her out, get her drunk, hell bring her friends along and have a party
:3some :ky :bj
AtlzDesiKhiladi 01-13-2006, 11:38 AM I will have whatever I want.
You swing that way?
adeelpowers 01-13-2006, 11:52 AM :bj :69 :spank :ky :3some
agreed.
:buttrock :buttrock
take her out, get her drunk, hell bring her friends along and have a party
:3some :ky :bj
I used to have an MX6. If it were a manual I'd still have it but the fricken tranny snaps like a twig every 2 years. If they were manuals they'd be really sought after cars...
M3Lea 01-13-2006, 12:25 PM You wish. :rolleyes
:nono No need to wish. If I want it, I get it.
M3Lea 01-13-2006, 12:26 PM You swing that way?
If what I want is that way...then yes.
jokestar 01-13-2006, 12:27 PM If what I want is that way...then yes.
:buttrock
Post pics when you get what you want...in that way.
:buttrock
M3Lea 01-13-2006, 12:28 PM Will do. :D
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 12:45 PM :nono No need to wish. If I want it, I get it.
I don't believe you. Not one bit.
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 12:46 PM Will do. :D
Tell me when and where to bring the camera. I'll take the pics for free, even. :D
jokestar 01-13-2006, 01:14 PM Tell me when and where to bring the camera. I'll take the pics for free, even. :D
No, don't let Bill take pics because he gets them and doesn't even post them. Unless they are ones of people standing around. :mad
He is such a party pooper when it comes to the forums. :rolleyes
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 01:17 PM He is such a party pooper when it comes to the forums. :rolleyes
That hurt, man. :(
jokestar 01-13-2006, 01:21 PM :complain
:icon28XX
:crying now I feel bad for saying that.
:fingerboi or do I?
:biglaughb Only fun and games I tell you.
That hurt, man. :(
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 01:42 PM I don't believe you. Not one bit.
I believe her... :devillook
Tell me when and where to bring the camera. I'll take the pics for free, even. :D
^^^
...and there's why. :lol
You just can't wait to get trapped! :rofl
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 02:23 PM I believe her... :devillook
^^^
...and there's why. :lol
You just can't wait to get trapped! :rofl
That is all based on the assumption that she would want me to be there to take pictures...and we don't know that, now do we?? :shifty
M3Lea 01-13-2006, 02:42 PM I believe her... :devillook
^^^
...and there's why. :lol
You just can't wait to get trapped! :rofl
Doc- 2 out of the 3 statements are correct.
1. Correct: You know when people are telling the truth. Good insight goes with the territory of being a good doctor. :clap
2.:nono Incorrect: I would only want him to supply his car.:D I have no need for his skills in photography.
3. Correct: Bill wants to be my bitch. ;)
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 02:50 PM Doc- 2 out of the 3 statements are correct.
1. Correct: You know when people are telling the truth. Good insight goes with the territory of being a good doctor. :clap
2.:nono Incorrect: I would only want him to supply his car.:D I have no need for his skills in photography.
3. Correct: Bill wants to be my bitch. ;)
Whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep better at night... :rolleyes
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 02:52 PM That is all based on the assumption that she would want me to be there to take pictures...and we don't know that, now do we??
Didn't say that. But it's fairly evident you'd be a willing volunteer for it. :D
Doc- 2 out of the 3 statements are correct.
1. Correct: You know when people are telling the truth. Good insight goes with the territory of being a good doctor.
And I'm not even a real doctor! :devillook
2.:nono Incorrect: I would only want him to supply his car. I have no need for his skills in photography.
Well, it is a nice car... ;)
3. Correct: Bill wants to be my bitch.
I noticed! :rofl
Whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep better at night...
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt! :biglaughb
M3Lea 01-13-2006, 02:59 PM Whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep better at night... :rolleyes
:nono Now now now don't be upset. I am sure there is someone out there who wants you to take pictures of him/her. Keep offering free services and you are sure to succeed. :D
M3Lea 01-13-2006, 03:01 PM Didn't say that. But it's fairly evident you'd be a willing volunteer for it. :D
And I'm not even a real doctor! :devillook
Well, it is a nice car... ;)
I noticed! :rofl
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt! :biglaughb
You will always be a real doctor to us! ;) Indeed it is a nice car. :D
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 03:09 PM Indeed it is a nice car. :D
Not like either of you will ever see it again...
M3Lea 01-13-2006, 03:11 PM Not like either of you will ever see it again...
Are we to assume you are changing your signature? :dunno
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 03:13 PM Are we to assume you are changing your signature? :dunno
I meant in person.... :rolleyes
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 03:25 PM You will always be a real doctor to us! ;)
Just leave your clothes on the chair in the corner, and I'll be right back... :devillook
:biglaughb
Bad me, bad me!:embarrasm
:cool
jokestar 01-13-2006, 03:26 PM Doc- 2 out of the 3 statements are correct.
1. Correct: You know when people are telling the truth. Good insight goes with the territory of being a good doctor. :clap
2.:nono Incorrect: I would only want him to supply his car.:D I have no need for his skills in photography.
3. Correct: Bill wants to be my bitch. ;)
That's what G.P. + Wha said when they did the photoshoot.
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 03:27 PM That's what G.P. + Wha said when they did the photoshoot.
:lol
Wow! Were you watching from the shadows or something? :rofl
jokestar 01-13-2006, 03:35 PM :lol
Wow! Were you watching from the shadows or something? :rofl
:devillook Was I? :evil2
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 03:36 PM :devillook Was I? :evil2
Car pervert! Car pervert! :eyecrazy :help
jokestar 01-13-2006, 03:39 PM Car pervert! Car pervert! :eyecrazy :help
:rofl
That's not the only kind of pervert I am. :devillook
I, also, stayed around to watch the "afterparty" if that is what you must call it. ;)
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 03:40 PM :lol
Wow! Were you watching from the shadows or something? :rofl
They told me go sit in the corner and be quiet while they worked. It was humiliating... :(
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 03:40 PM I, also, stayed around to watch the "afterparty" if that is what you must call it. ;)
Huh? :confused
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 03:41 PM I, also, stayed around to watch the "afterparty" if that is what you must call it.
Cracker Barrel pervert! Cracker Barrel pervert! :eyecrazy :help
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 03:43 PM They told me go sit in the corner and be quiet while they worked. It was humiliating... :(
Aww... :cry
But you got some great pics out of it, eh? ;)
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 03:46 PM Cracker Barrel pervert! Cracker Barrel pervert! :eyecrazy :help
I bet he was that motorcycle "guy"!!!!!!!!!
:laugh :laugh :laugh
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 03:48 PM I bet he was that motorcycle "guy"!!!!!!!!!
OMGF!!! You're right!! :eyecrazy :eyecrazy
Squeaky plastic clothes?? Only some kind of weirdo would wear that!!! :help
:rofl
jokestar 01-13-2006, 03:48 PM I bet he was that motorcycle "guy"!!!!!!!!!
:laugh :laugh :laugh
Yes, indeed, the one with the cheekless chaps. No pants I might add as well. :devillook
Only kidding Bill, stay in your seat.
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 03:51 PM OMGF!!! You're right!! :eyecrazy :eyecrazy
Squeaky plastic clothes?? Only some kind of weirdo would wear that!!! :help
:rofl
Well, now we know what he looks like and we can be more alert next time. :paranoid:
Or we'll just listen carefully for the squeaks...
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 03:54 PM Well, now we know what he looks like and we can be more alert next time.
Or we'll just listen carefully for the squeaks...
Yeah. :az
Dang car-Cracker Barrel-motorcycle-squeaky-clothes-@ssless chaps-perverts... :shifty
What's the world coming to?? :rolleyes
The cast of The Road Warrior, apparently! :D
M3Lea 01-13-2006, 04:51 PM I meant in person.... :rolleyes
Ahhhh Haaaaaaa! I knew it!! House of LIES!!!!
we can be more alert next time.
Next time = repeating an event -an event at which the good doctor saw your car in person!
We will all see your car in person again!!
:alright
dos Santos 01-13-2006, 05:18 PM Ahhhh Haaaaaaa! I knew it!! House of LIES!!!!
I'm picturing Frau Farbissina right here.
http://re2.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/387857519
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 05:19 PM Next time = repeating an event -an event at which the good doctor saw your car in person!
I was hoping nobody would catch that... :shifty
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 05:21 PM I was hoping nobody would catch that...
Catch what? The "next time" bit, or the fact that I saw your car in person? :ponder
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 05:37 PM Catch what? The "next time" bit, or the fact that I saw your car in person? :ponder
The next time bit.... :shifty
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 05:38 PM The next time bit....
Uh... okay. :conf
So the "next time" I see you, I should avert my eyes from your car? :dunno
M3Lea 01-13-2006, 05:39 PM I was hoping nobody would catch that... :shifty
:smiliecap Aaahhhh young Bill-son should not underestimate the master.
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 05:40 PM Aaahhhh young Bill-son should not underestimate the master.
And Lea-san needs to study her Japanese honorific titles more. :cool
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 05:42 PM :smiliecap Aaahhhh young Bill-son should not underestimate the master.
STFU
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 05:43 PM Uh... okay. :conf
So the "next time" I see you, I should avert my eyes from your car? :dunno
Forget it...
There was an inconsistency between two of my posts that Lea noticed.
Forget it.
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 05:44 PM Forget it...
There was an inconsistency between two of my posts that Lea noticed.
Forget it.
Ah.
Very good. :thumbup:
PrinceE30 01-13-2006, 06:05 PM If you girls like beer and are in Alpharetta, come see Me and my fridge-o-Harp-Warsteiner-and-Guiness. It's brilliant. But seriously, where in Alpharetta do you live? I'm sure we've seen each others cars around...
-Prince
M3Lea 01-13-2006, 06:08 PM And Lea-san needs to study her Japanese honorific titles more. :cool
STFU
Make me.
M3Lea 01-13-2006, 06:09 PM If you girls like beer and are in Alpharetta, come see Me and my fridge-o-Harp-Warsteiner-and-Guiness. It's brilliant. But seriously, where in Alpharetta do you live? I'm sure we've seen each others cars around...
-Prince
Winward Area.
U?
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 06:10 PM Make me.
Is that a dual challenge? :rofl
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 06:20 PM Make me.
Okay. I will do just that.
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 06:24 PM Okay. I will do just that.
Right into the trap again... :eek:
:biglaughb
M3Lea 01-13-2006, 06:29 PM Okay. I will do just that.
ReeEEEeeeally??... Details please.
tsbmw 01-13-2006, 06:33 PM I will have whatever I want.
Thank God, your sense of entitlement is intact
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 06:52 PM Right into the trap again... :eek:
:biglaughb
:rofl
:rofl
:laugh
Sparc_it 01-13-2006, 06:59 PM Damn, Bill is closing in on the 2k post mark...
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 07:00 PM Damn, Bill is closing in on the 2k post mark...
Almost halfway caught up to you!
Sparc_it 01-13-2006, 07:02 PM Almost halfway caught up to you!
I know and I have a year on you too!
joecoolinatl 01-13-2006, 07:34 PM She actually takes showers and shaves daily.
pics of showering for proof?
hahaha
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 07:35 PM pics of showering for proof?
hahaha
Giggity giggity! :thumbup:
:biglaughb
Sparc_it 01-13-2006, 08:14 PM Giggity giggity! :thumbup:
:biglaughb
Heh-Heh....ALRIGHT!!!
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 09:41 PM pics of showering for proof?
hahaha
I'll post them in a few...
:shifty
Sparc_it 01-13-2006, 09:48 PM Debauchery is fun :)
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 09:49 PM Debauchery is fun :)
If you think that, why did you bail on it in December at the party? :confused
Sparc_it 01-13-2006, 09:51 PM If you think that, why did you bail on it in December at the party? :confused
To have some of my own, but instead I was disappointed. What a waste...
dos Santos 01-13-2006, 09:52 PM If you think that, why did you bail on it in December at the party? :confused
Pics please.
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 09:53 PM Pics please.
There are no pics. There weren't even cameras. :nono
These are not the droids you're looking for. :menani
:cool
Sparc_it 01-13-2006, 09:53 PM Pics please.
They got towed with the Holiday thread.....remember that is why the thread was towed ;)
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 09:56 PM Pics please.
Come to the next one and see for yourself. I know how to host a party, my friend.
Sparc_it 01-13-2006, 09:58 PM Come to the next one and see for yourself. I know how to host a party, my friend.
So where is the next party at?
dos Santos 01-13-2006, 09:59 PM Come to the next one and see for yourself. I know how to host a party, my friend.
I would have come to the last one, but I had both work and graduation parties that day.
When is the next one?
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 10:00 PM So where is the next party at?
I am working on the place...but we will be celebrating your birthday.
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 10:00 PM I would have come to the last one, but I had both work and graduation parties that day.
When is the next one?
Sometime soon.....Brett's b-day is the weekend after next, I think. Am I right, Brett?
Sparc_it 01-13-2006, 10:00 PM I am working on the place...but we will be celebrating your birthday.
Ya best believe it!
Sparc_it 01-13-2006, 10:13 PM So what is Frenchie doin tonight?
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 10:16 PM So what is Frenchie doin tonight?
Not you.
:laugh
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 10:17 PM Not you.
:rofl
Nor you, if you're busily surfing bf.c. ;)
:D
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 10:19 PM :rofl
Nor you, if you're busily surfing bf.c. ;)
:D
I am cooking dinner, surfing BF.c and doing laundry right now. Welcome to my world.
angrytennisgal 01-13-2006, 10:20 PM Hi! :wave Bill told me to come here. What's going on?
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 10:20 PM I am cooking dinner, surfing BF.c and doing laundry right now. Welcome to my world.
OMGF!!! LET ME OUT!! LET ME OUT!!! :help
:D
Sparc_it 01-13-2006, 10:20 PM My excuse is having a 7:30am drop off tomorrow morning so my car can get serviced and so that I have my choice of loaner vehicles.
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 10:21 PM Hi! :wave Bill told me to come here. What's going on?
Not much. Say something ribald and provocative, and make things interesting. :alright
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 10:22 PM Hi! :wave Bill told me to come here. What's going on?
On the last page we were talking about Brett's party....and seeing as how you and I are organizing it, I thought you should join in!
angrytennisgal 01-13-2006, 10:23 PM Not much. Say something ribald and provocative, and make things interesting. :alright
You must have me confused with someone else. I'm a very classy lady!!;)
dos Santos 01-13-2006, 10:23 PM My excuse is having a 7:30am drop off tomorrow morning so my car can get serviced and so that I have my choice of loaner vehicles.
My excuse is having to get to work at 8am tomorrow so we at the stealerships can continue to earn the hate of people far and wide.
;)
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 10:24 PM You must have me confused with someone else. I'm a very classy lady!!;)
Oh... yeah... that's right... :paranoid:
(Sorry, I forgot what you told me the other night!) :devillook
angrytennisgal 01-13-2006, 10:24 PM On the last page we were talking about Brett's party....and seeing as how you and I are organizing it, I thought you should join in!
Ok Brett, what did you have in mind?
Sparc_it 01-13-2006, 10:26 PM Did you not read Bill's quote?! You guys are organizing it.
But I plan on spending a quiet night at home with a bottle of Coca-Cola and a good book for my bday.
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 10:26 PM (Sorry, I forgot what you told me the other night!) :devillook
She was drunk...you should see what she told me... :devillook
angrytennisgal 01-13-2006, 10:28 PM Did you not read Bill's quote?! You guys are organizing it.
But I plan on spending a quiet night at home with a bottle of Coca-Cola and a good book for my bday.
Ummm riiiight. So anything we plan goes? Awesome!!
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 10:28 PM But I plan on spending a quiet night at home with a bottle of Coca-Cola and a good book for my bday.
You kid..... :laugh
Right? :confused
angrytennisgal 01-13-2006, 10:28 PM She was drunk...you should see what she told me... :devillook
Lies!! Lies!! You two need to stop soiling my good name!!
Doctor Wha 01-13-2006, 10:28 PM She was drunk...you should see what she told me...
She doesn't send me rambling drunk PMs... :(
I think she's annoyed because I'm just such an evil bastard. :shifty
Sparc_it 01-13-2006, 10:28 PM You kid..... :laugh
Right? :confused
Maybe, maybe not. What if I don't want a crazy party?
angrytennisgal 01-13-2006, 10:31 PM Maybe, maybe not. What if I don't want a crazy party?
Then it doesn't have to be crazy...
M3Bill 01-13-2006, 10:31 PM Maybe, maybe not. What if I don't want a crazy party?
It doesn't have to be crazy....a small gathering of folks, a bit of alcohol....just like tonight, only in person!
Sparc_it 01-13-2006, 10:33 PM It doesn't have to be crazy....a small gathering of folks, a bit of alcohol....just like tonight, only in person!
But I lack the alcohol tonight. Maybe I should go find a way to make things hazy...hmm.....
PrinceE30 01-14-2006, 01:37 AM Winward Area.
U?
Windward Area :)
I live on Deerfield Parkway. North Park Estates. I work on the opposite side (Westside Parkway) down past the Cingular building. You work around here too?
-Prince
aslanefe 01-14-2006, 01:40 AM This is kind of an off-topic but can we take the thread back to the French girl?
:rolleyes
Sparc_it 01-14-2006, 02:07 AM This is kind of an off-topic but can we take the thread back to the French girl?
:rolleyes
You have no chance
M3Bill 01-14-2006, 10:36 AM You have no chance
:lol :lol :lol
Sparc_it 01-14-2006, 12:08 PM :lol :lol :lol
We know it's true...
M3Bill 01-14-2006, 12:20 PM We know it's true...
Yes, it is.... :rofl
BimmerBoyZ3 01-14-2006, 01:53 PM You mean I slushed through 9 pages of the usual random GA section OT mess, only to find no pics of said frenchie?
While I did get a few good laughs....overall I rate this thread a 3 sheep out of 5.
M3Bill 01-14-2006, 02:54 PM You mean I slushed through 9 pages of the usual random GA section OT mess, only to find no pics of said frenchie?
While I did get a few good laughs....overall I rate this thread a 3 sheep out of 5.
:rofl :rofl
Stay tuned...we'll see what we can do for you...
BimmerBoyZ3 01-14-2006, 03:56 PM :rofl :rofl
Stay tuned...we'll see what we can do for you...
*sits very close to the monitor with finger holding the F5 key......waiting.....patiently....*:eatpop:
Doctor Wha 01-14-2006, 04:30 PM *sits very close to the monitor with finger holding the F5 key......waiting.....patiently....*
P. T. Barnum on Line 1 for you... :az
jokestar 01-14-2006, 04:33 PM yeah so, i just got back from seeing that movie Hostel, that stuff was crazy
Sparc_it 01-14-2006, 05:34 PM yeah so, i just got back from seeing that movie Hostel, that stuff was crazy
I thought it was a waste of my money.
techno550 01-14-2006, 11:32 PM What happened to my GA forum? it looks like OT now...
still need someone to occupy the french girl? I speak french and could use the practice. Have bret pick her up tomorrow morning and bring her to the shop.
Hell Raiser 106 01-15-2006, 07:03 PM This is nice and all but.....when is the party?
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