View Full Version : What to do with a French girl...


M3Lea
01-12-2006, 09:35 AM
Ok, so my friend from France is visiting me. She got here on the 5th and is leaving on the 25th. hate to leave her at home because she does not have an international driver's license (even if she did I would not let her drive my car due to the fact that she is the worst driver EVER). I work Monday through Friday which does not leave much time for me to take her places. Therefore I have come up with a solution... I will take her to work with me and exploit her immigrant ass! :evil2 She is going to spend her days boxing up my 2005 files. :alright

Is that so wrong? :devillook

:D

Doctor Wha
01-12-2006, 09:40 AM
Is that so wrong?
Um... no? :ponder

Sparc_it
01-12-2006, 09:43 AM
Is she hot? Pics, YES! INTARWEB LEG-HUMPING!!!

themadhatter
01-12-2006, 09:47 AM
I'll be in Paris on Tuesday, does she have any cute friends?

M3Bill
01-12-2006, 09:56 AM
Is that so wrong? :devillook

:D

I have a better plan...send her to my office. I have plenty of work for her to do. :D

Sparc_it
01-12-2006, 10:08 AM
I have a better plan...send her to my office. I have plenty of work for her to do. :D

You have Lea....leave the frog to me.

M3Bill
01-12-2006, 10:10 AM
You have Lea....leave the frog to me.

Okay, okay....take her.

:cool

M Junkie
01-12-2006, 10:18 AM
i can take off work anytime. send her butt on over here. i'll entertain her.:naughty

M3Lea
01-12-2006, 10:19 AM
She has a few cute friends but they all live near Lille. I don't have any pics of her... but I'll take some.

Oh and none of you bitches can take my free French labor!! I have too much crap for her to do here!

M3Lea
01-12-2006, 10:21 AM
i can take off work anytime. send her butt on over here. i'll entertain her.:naughty

She is very shy... just get her drunk! :devillook

Doctor Wha
01-12-2006, 10:22 AM
Oh and none of you bitches can take my free French labor!! I have too much crap for her to do here!
So whay did you ask...? :confused

Oh, wait, you're just teasing the boys. Gotcha. :paranoid: :boobies :paranoid:

;)




:D

delgadoduvidoso
01-12-2006, 10:24 AM
Damn foreigners... coming here and stealing jobs away from hardworking Americans.

jokestar
01-12-2006, 10:26 AM
:kiss :69 :la :biglaughc

These can all be done in the place of work. Have fun and show her that is what USA is about!:buttrock


:devillook

Sparc_it
01-12-2006, 10:40 AM
She is very shy... just get her drunk! :devillook

:evil2 :devillook :alright

M Junkie
01-12-2006, 11:10 AM
She is very shy... just get her drunk! :devillook

uuuuuuuhhhhh OK.:boink

bbaz
01-12-2006, 11:10 AM
Geez boys. Where are your manners? You should have realized by now that the appropriate thing to do is to go visit M3Lea at her office.

I'll be on my way shortly, and the three of us can make sure everything gets straightened out and put in the right slot. :devillook

Oh yeah. And your files too. ;)

jokestar
01-12-2006, 11:28 AM
Geez boys. Where are your manners? You should have realized by now that the appropriate thing to do is to go visit M3Lea at her office.

I'll be on my way shortly, and the three of us can make sure everything gets straightened out and put in the right slot. :devillook

Oh yeah. And your files too. ;)


emphasis on the slot. ;) :devillook

Doctor Wha
01-12-2006, 11:29 AM
emphasis on the slot.
http://hail.he.net/~danger/master_obvious.jpg


:biglaughb

M3Lea
01-12-2006, 11:34 AM
Geez boys. Where are your manners? You should have realized by now that the appropriate thing to do is to go visit M3Lea at her office.

I'll be on my way shortly, and the three of us can make sure everything gets straightened out and put in the right slot. :devillook

Oh yeah. And your files too. ;)

You are too kind!


;)

jokestar
01-12-2006, 12:01 PM
http://hail.he.net/~danger/master_obvious.jpg


:biglaughb


:lol :lol

M3Bill
01-12-2006, 12:26 PM
What a bunch of perverts...

:rolleyes

Doctor Wha
01-12-2006, 12:31 PM
What a bunch of perverts...
You say that like it's a bad thing. :paranoid:







(Pot, meet kettle...) :devillook



:D

dos Santos
01-12-2006, 01:04 PM
If you were to combine the french girl thread with my lingerie thread...

:devillook

M3Lea
01-12-2006, 01:08 PM
If you were to combine the french girl thread with my lingerie thread...

:devillook

The French girl thread + lingerie thread = Good times for all:devillook

:alright

M Junkie
01-12-2006, 01:10 PM
The French girl thread + lingerie thread = Good times for all:devillook

:alright
:werd:

M3Lea
01-12-2006, 01:21 PM
Actually after a night of excessive drinking and dancing etc at Makos Christelle told me that she thinks Americans are way more sexy and outgoing than the French. :dunno

I informed her that Americans have just accepted the fact that we are whores.:alright


She loves this country.:D

Sparc_it
01-12-2006, 01:33 PM
So is Christelle hot? Or is she freakin hairy like a gorilla.

angrytennisgal
01-12-2006, 02:17 PM
If you were to combine the french girl thread with my lingerie thread...

:devillook

Yeah! You'd have Naveen trying to sell my dirty lingerie to the French girl via the internet. What a freak!!!:eyecrazy

Doctor Wha
01-12-2006, 02:24 PM
Yeah! You'd have <s>Adeel</s> Naveen trying to sell my dirty lingerie to the French girl via the internet. What a freak!!!
Might want to look again. You're mixing up your brown people. :icon15


;)

:cool

dos Santos
01-12-2006, 02:24 PM
Yeah! You'd have Adeel trying to sell my dirty lingerie to the French girl via the internet. What a freak!!!:eyecrazy

No no no! That was Naveen, not Adeel. Please don't get them mixed up! :eyecrazy

Adeel is a model citizen.

Naveen, well, he's a wannabe model citizen in Azerbaijan.

angrytennisgal
01-12-2006, 02:26 PM
No no no! That was Naveen, not Adeel. Please don't get them mixed up! :eyecrazy

Adeel is a model citizen.

Naveen, well, he's a wannabe model citizen in Azerbaijan.

OMG!! I AM SO SORRY!! THE OFFENSE HAS BEEN EDITED!!

M3Lea
01-12-2006, 02:37 PM
So is Christelle hot? Or is she freakin hairy like a gorilla.

She actually takes showers and shaves daily.

M3Bill
01-12-2006, 02:48 PM
The French girl thread + lingerie thread = Good times for all:devillook

:alright

Oh yes.... :devillook

M3Bill
01-12-2006, 02:49 PM
OMG!! I AM SO SORRY!! THE OFFENSE HAS BEEN EDITED!!

You should be ashamed of yourself....!!! :nono

angrytennisgal
01-12-2006, 02:51 PM
You should be ashamed of yourself....!!! :nono

I am! I am!! 40 lashings! :spank

Sparc_it
01-12-2006, 03:15 PM
She actually takes showers and shaves daily.

Thats hot.

M3Bill
01-12-2006, 03:17 PM
Thats hot.

You should try it.... :cool

Doctor Wha
01-12-2006, 03:20 PM
You should try it.... :cool
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Matt
01-12-2006, 03:27 PM
:rofl

Matt

M Junkie
01-12-2006, 03:43 PM
She actually takes showers and shaves daily.

OMG what are the odds..............thats exactly what im looking for in my future Ex-Mrs.M Junkie.

M3Bill
01-12-2006, 03:47 PM
OMG what are the odds..............thats exactly what im looking for in my future Ex-Mrs.M Junkie.

Sounds like fate has brought you two together.... :redspot

Sparc_it
01-12-2006, 03:52 PM
You should try it.... :cool

Please, my B.O. is an aphrodisiac and hair traps my pheromones, that is why I am irresistable to women.

Ali
01-12-2006, 04:05 PM
Pics or BAN NOOBS!

M3Bill
01-12-2006, 04:07 PM
Please, my B.O. is an aphrodisiac and hair traps my pheromones, that is why I am irresistable to women.

:help :help :help

dos Santos
01-12-2006, 04:15 PM
Pics or BAN NOOBS!

Lets just pretend that this is her.

http://www.osanto.net/omg2hawt.jpg

M3Bill
01-12-2006, 04:19 PM
Lets just pretend that this is her.

http://www.osanto.net/omg2hawt.jpg


Now add 50 pounds, and you're probably in the ballpark.

:(

Sparc_it
01-12-2006, 04:30 PM
Now add 50 pounds, and you're probably in the ballpark.

:(

you have seen frenchie?

M3Bill
01-12-2006, 04:47 PM
you have seen frenchie?

Nope. You?

Sparc_it
01-12-2006, 04:48 PM
Nope. You?

I liked the french girl in the second matrix movie...mmmm, yum

Doctor Wha
01-12-2006, 04:51 PM
I liked the french girl in the second matrix movie...mmmm, yum
Which French girl was that? :ponder

I remember Monica Bellucci... but she's Italian. :devillook

Edit: A reminder...

http://www.bullz-eye.com/celebritybabes/images/monica_bellucci.jpg

M Junkie
01-12-2006, 05:04 PM
Lets just pretend that this is her.

http://www.osanto.net/omg2hawt.jpg

i know its off topic but do yall think of the bimmer.

Doctor Wha
01-12-2006, 05:04 PM
i know its off topic but do yall think of the bimmer.
Bimmer? What bimmer? :ponder




:evil2

dos Santos
01-12-2006, 05:10 PM
you have seen frenchie?

She came with Lea to the Varsity meet last week.

adeelpowers
01-12-2006, 05:19 PM
OMG!! I AM SO SORRY!! THE OFFENSE HAS BEEN EDITED!!
WTF BAN

adeelpowers
01-12-2006, 05:22 PM
She came with Lea to the Varsity meet last week.
Age/Sex/Orientation?

Scott528iM
01-12-2006, 05:25 PM
Now add 50 pounds, and you're probably in the ballpark.

:(

Bingo. Eat a cheeseburger girl.

delgadoduvidoso
01-12-2006, 05:26 PM
Age/Sex/Orientation?

She came with Lea to the Varsity meet last week.
.

adeelpowers
01-12-2006, 05:26 PM
Bingo. Eat a cheeseburger girl.
yeah right, shes Hot!!!!!
Ass, Chest, Legs, Face are all ftw.

Msphynx
01-12-2006, 05:26 PM
Age/Sex/Orientation?

who cares as long as she can 'legally' get alcohol/female/preferably horizontal though anything goes... :D

adeelpowers
01-12-2006, 05:26 PM
.
Yeah, I know douche wagon.




.

gooten1
01-12-2006, 05:28 PM
What to do with a French girl...
Rape, pillage, and plunder... that's what the Germans did in every war they've had with France.

jokestar
01-12-2006, 05:28 PM
Which French girl was that? :ponder

I remember Monica Bellucci... but she's Italian. :devillook

Edit: A reminder...

http://www.bullz-eye.com/celebritybabes/images/monica_bellucci.jpg

I may get Whaowned on this, but didn't she play a French character though? :confused

Doctor Wha
01-12-2006, 05:30 PM
I may get Whaowned on this, but didn't she play a French character though? :confused
Not really. However, her husband, The Merovingian, was a computer program who (which?) extolled the virtues of the French language for cursing. That may be where you're picking up on the "French" thing. :cool

Scott528iM
01-12-2006, 05:32 PM
yeah right, shes Hot!!!!!
Ass, Chest, Legs, Face are all ftw.

Dude...she is hot but she looks as if she'd split like a fire log if you got too rough with her.

dos Santos
01-12-2006, 05:34 PM
yeah right, shes Hot!!!!!
Ass, Chest, Legs, Face are all ftw.

QFT. The russian mafia girl is perfect.

dos Santos
01-12-2006, 05:35 PM
I may get Whaowned on this, but didn't she play a French character though? :confused

Yeah, she was french in the movie.

jokestar
01-12-2006, 05:35 PM
Not really. However, her husband, The Merovingian, was a computer program who (which?) extolled the virtues of the French language for cursing. That may be where you're picking up on the "French" thing. :cool

Yes, indeed, that is where I picked up on the French thing. I just assumed, and we all know ASSuming makes an @$$ out of yourself.

Thanks Wha. ;)

jokestar
01-12-2006, 05:36 PM
Yeah, she was french in the movie.

Oh....Wha....:redspot I have somebody who agrees with the French thing.

Doctor Wha
01-12-2006, 05:36 PM
Yeah, she was french in the movie.
Where was the indication that she was French? She was another program.

Doctor Wha
01-12-2006, 05:37 PM
Oh....Wha....:redspot I have somebody who agrees with the French thing.
You have someone else who is mistaken. :cool

delgadoduvidoso
01-12-2006, 05:37 PM
Yeah, I know douche wagon.




.
Seems to me like you don't, douchecicle.

jokestar
01-12-2006, 05:41 PM
You have someone else who is mistaken. :cool

:lol

BUT I still think she had the French thing going on. :rolleyes

:help

Doctor Wha
01-12-2006, 05:42 PM
BUT I still think she had the French thing going on.
The DVD is rolling right now. If I find a clear indication that she was, I will let you know. If not, then...


...you'll still be mistaken. ;)

M3Bill
01-12-2006, 05:44 PM
Bingo. Eat a cheeseburger girl.

Ummm...that's not what I meant...I meant the "real French girl" probably weighs 50 pounds more... :cool

dos Santos
01-12-2006, 05:45 PM
Where was the indication that she was French? She was another program.

A french program.

The long swearing scene wasn't the only french that was spoken. I believe that when they had retrieved the keymaker, and walked into the main ballroom, the merovingian said something to the effect of "Oh, mais non! C'est rien. This is nothing, it's games, this is only a game."

Their accents were unmistakably french too. So unless the architect wrote chinese programs to look and speak with a french accent, it's probably a french program.

dos Santos
01-12-2006, 05:46 PM
You have the movie with you?

(I'm bracing myself for pwnage)

jokestar
01-12-2006, 05:46 PM
The DVD is rolling right now. If I find a clear indication that she was, I will let you know. If not, then...


...you'll still be mistaken. ;)

:cool ok Wha. Well I'm heading out of work, I guess I will know the truth when I get home alter tonight. ;) Later.

dos Santos
01-12-2006, 05:49 PM
I'm leaving now too, so when I get proved wrong, I can just pretend like I never saw the results from this thread, and live my life in paranoia that someone will call me out on my blunder later on.

Doctor Wha
01-12-2006, 05:50 PM
You have the movie with you?
The scene with them is rolling right now. I am taking notes, and noting quotes. :cool

(I'm bracing myself for pwnage)
Good plan. ;)

gooten1
01-12-2006, 05:54 PM
Rape, pillage, and plunder... that's what the Germans did in every war they've had with France.

Nothing?

Sparc_it
01-12-2006, 05:58 PM
Lea you live in Roswell right? I am coming to see the Frenchie!

Doctor Wha
01-12-2006, 06:03 PM
I'm leaving now too, so when I get proved wrong, I can just pretend like I never saw the results from this thread, and live my life in paranoia that someone will call me out on my blunder later on.
I'll PM you both, just to make sure... :evil2



Here are the results:


The Merovingian indicates that none of them are, in fact, French, when he says:

"Such things are contrivances, like so much here, for the sake of appearances..."


He also indicates the he is not French either, but simply takes on the language and mannerisms for his own enjoyment:

"I have sampled every language, French is my favorite, fantastic language... especially to curse in... [does so] ...It's like wiping your ahhss with silk, I love it..."



There are no clear indicators of true French identity or origin for either of them: Simply a deliberately assumed appearance on the part of the Merovingian himself, purely for fun on his part.

Monica Bellucci's character never speaks any French at all (even to her husband); just English, with her native (Italian) accent. Indeed, her pronunciation of the letter "i" in the words "kiss," "with," "silver," and "lipstick" are the "short i," as opposed to the "ee" one would expect in French vowel pronunciation - and as employed by the only character with a stated affinity for anything French - the Merovingian.


Now you have been Whaowned. :cool


But at least I did get to see that badass fight scene in the Chateau again. :buttrock

keeptheuroalive
01-12-2006, 06:08 PM
I'm still amazed how y'all can fill up a thread with posts completely nothing in a matter of a day. But my advice is to get as much work out of your french friend as possible (oil changes, radiator flush, etc.).

Doctor Wha
01-12-2006, 06:11 PM
I'm still amazed how y'all can fill up a thread with posts completely nothing in a matter of a day.
It's an art. :cool

But my advice is to get as much work out of your french friend as possible (oil changes, radiator flush, etc.).
And don't forget the little maid's outfit... Get her to "dust" something. :devillook




:D

keeptheuroalive
01-12-2006, 06:12 PM
:lol :lol :lol . True that

adeelpowers
01-12-2006, 06:33 PM
Dude...she is hot but she looks as if she'd split like a fire log if you got too rough with her.
wrong.

My girlfriend has a body like that and I havent broken her yet. With a girl of those dimensions you get more flexability and can pretty much throw her around like a rag doll. They actully prefer the roughness cause they're tired of guys who think they're too delicate.

M3Lea
01-12-2006, 07:15 PM
wrong.

My girlfriend has a body like that and I havent broken her yet. With a girl of those dimensions you get more flexability and can pretty much throw her around like a rag doll. They actully prefer the roughness cause they're tired of guys who think they're too delicate.

I am far from skinny, but I can do a human pretzel. :D

:alright

M3Bill
01-12-2006, 07:17 PM
I am far from skinny, but I can do a human pretzel. :D

:alright

Must......not.......comment.......

M3Lea
01-12-2006, 07:20 PM
pourquoi pas?

M3Bill
01-12-2006, 07:22 PM
pourquoi pas?

Because you demonstrated that position at the party.... :devillook


Must.....not....comment.....further.....

dos Santos
01-12-2006, 07:29 PM
I am far from skinny, but I can do a human pretzel. :D

:alright

Pics please.

dos Santos
01-12-2006, 07:31 PM
I'll PM you both, just to make sure... :evil2



(sigh) i lose.

Doctor Wha
01-12-2006, 07:34 PM
(sigh) i lose.
Ah, but with an actual French chick, you're pretty much guranteed to win. :evil2


:cool

M3Bill
01-12-2006, 07:43 PM
Pics please.

I don't think I took any at that point. How sad. :(

count_schemula
01-12-2006, 07:46 PM
My girlfriend has a body like that and I havent broken her yet. With a girl of those dimensions you get more flexability and can pretty much throw her around like a rag doll. They actully prefer the roughness cause they're tired of guys who think they're too delicate.
This is good news...:devillook

Doctor Wha
01-12-2006, 07:49 PM
This is good news...:devillook
:rofl

The wouldn't be "spinners" if they couldn't take the g-forces. :evil2

adeelpowers
01-12-2006, 10:47 PM
This is good news...:devillook
Sharing is caring? :dunno

AtlzDesiKhiladi
01-12-2006, 11:51 PM
Make sure she shaves and showers...

tsbmw
01-13-2006, 08:10 AM
"What to do with a French Girl"
If you have to ask, you rly shouldn't have one

M3Lea
01-13-2006, 09:14 AM
I will have whatever I want.

Sparc_it
01-13-2006, 10:07 AM
:rofl

The wouldn't be "spinners" if they couldn't take the g-forces. :evil2

That quote FTW!!!!!! :alright :buttrock

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 10:11 AM
That quote FTW!!!!!!
:redspot :redspot :redspot

Sparc_it
01-13-2006, 10:16 AM
I love spinners, you can doo all kinds of crazy things. If Ron reads this, remember the blond spinner at the cumberland hooters????

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 10:16 AM
I will have whatever I want.

You wish. :rolleyes

fel0ncod3
01-13-2006, 10:18 AM
:bj :69 :spank :ky :3some "What to do with a French Girl"
If you have to ask, you rly shouldn't have one


agreed.


:buttrock :buttrock

take her out, get her drunk, hell bring her friends along and have a party

:3some :ky :bj

AtlzDesiKhiladi
01-13-2006, 11:38 AM
I will have whatever I want.

You swing that way?

adeelpowers
01-13-2006, 11:52 AM
:bj :69 :spank :ky :3some


agreed.


:buttrock :buttrock

take her out, get her drunk, hell bring her friends along and have a party

:3some :ky :bj
I used to have an MX6. If it were a manual I'd still have it but the fricken tranny snaps like a twig every 2 years. If they were manuals they'd be really sought after cars...

M3Lea
01-13-2006, 12:25 PM
You wish. :rolleyes


:nono No need to wish. If I want it, I get it.

M3Lea
01-13-2006, 12:26 PM
You swing that way?


If what I want is that way...then yes.

jokestar
01-13-2006, 12:27 PM
If what I want is that way...then yes.

:buttrock

Post pics when you get what you want...in that way.

:buttrock

M3Lea
01-13-2006, 12:28 PM
Will do. :D

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 12:45 PM
:nono No need to wish. If I want it, I get it.

I don't believe you. Not one bit.

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 12:46 PM
Will do. :D

Tell me when and where to bring the camera. I'll take the pics for free, even. :D

jokestar
01-13-2006, 01:14 PM
Tell me when and where to bring the camera. I'll take the pics for free, even. :D

No, don't let Bill take pics because he gets them and doesn't even post them. Unless they are ones of people standing around. :mad

He is such a party pooper when it comes to the forums. :rolleyes

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 01:17 PM
He is such a party pooper when it comes to the forums. :rolleyes

That hurt, man. :(

jokestar
01-13-2006, 01:21 PM
:complain
:icon28XX
:crying now I feel bad for saying that.













:fingerboi or do I?

:biglaughb Only fun and games I tell you.

That hurt, man. :(

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 01:42 PM
I don't believe you. Not one bit.
I believe her... :devillook

Tell me when and where to bring the camera. I'll take the pics for free, even. :D
^^^
...and there's why. :lol

You just can't wait to get trapped! :rofl

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 02:23 PM
I believe her... :devillook


^^^
...and there's why. :lol

You just can't wait to get trapped! :rofl

That is all based on the assumption that she would want me to be there to take pictures...and we don't know that, now do we?? :shifty

M3Lea
01-13-2006, 02:42 PM
I believe her... :devillook


^^^
...and there's why. :lol

You just can't wait to get trapped! :rofl

Doc- 2 out of the 3 statements are correct.

1. Correct: You know when people are telling the truth. Good insight goes with the territory of being a good doctor. :clap

2.:nono Incorrect: I would only want him to supply his car.:D I have no need for his skills in photography.

3. Correct: Bill wants to be my bitch. ;)

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 02:50 PM
Doc- 2 out of the 3 statements are correct.

1. Correct: You know when people are telling the truth. Good insight goes with the territory of being a good doctor. :clap

2.:nono Incorrect: I would only want him to supply his car.:D I have no need for his skills in photography.

3. Correct: Bill wants to be my bitch. ;)

Whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep better at night... :rolleyes

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 02:52 PM
That is all based on the assumption that she would want me to be there to take pictures...and we don't know that, now do we??
Didn't say that. But it's fairly evident you'd be a willing volunteer for it. :D


Doc- 2 out of the 3 statements are correct.
1. Correct: You know when people are telling the truth. Good insight goes with the territory of being a good doctor.
And I'm not even a real doctor! :devillook

2.:nono Incorrect: I would only want him to supply his car. I have no need for his skills in photography.
Well, it is a nice car... ;)

3. Correct: Bill wants to be my bitch.
I noticed! :rofl


Whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep better at night...
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt! :biglaughb

M3Lea
01-13-2006, 02:59 PM
Whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep better at night... :rolleyes

:nono Now now now don't be upset. I am sure there is someone out there who wants you to take pictures of him/her. Keep offering free services and you are sure to succeed. :D

M3Lea
01-13-2006, 03:01 PM
Didn't say that. But it's fairly evident you'd be a willing volunteer for it. :D



And I'm not even a real doctor! :devillook


Well, it is a nice car... ;)


I noticed! :rofl



Denial ain't just a river in Egypt! :biglaughb

You will always be a real doctor to us! ;) Indeed it is a nice car. :D

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 03:09 PM
Indeed it is a nice car. :D

Not like either of you will ever see it again...

M3Lea
01-13-2006, 03:11 PM
Not like either of you will ever see it again...

Are we to assume you are changing your signature? :dunno

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 03:13 PM
Are we to assume you are changing your signature? :dunno

I meant in person.... :rolleyes

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 03:25 PM
You will always be a real doctor to us! ;)
Just leave your clothes on the chair in the corner, and I'll be right back... :devillook





:biglaughb










Bad me, bad me!:embarrasm

:cool

jokestar
01-13-2006, 03:26 PM
Doc- 2 out of the 3 statements are correct.

1. Correct: You know when people are telling the truth. Good insight goes with the territory of being a good doctor. :clap

2.:nono Incorrect: I would only want him to supply his car.:D I have no need for his skills in photography.

3. Correct: Bill wants to be my bitch. ;)


That's what G.P. + Wha said when they did the photoshoot.

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 03:27 PM
That's what G.P. + Wha said when they did the photoshoot.
:lol

Wow! Were you watching from the shadows or something? :rofl

jokestar
01-13-2006, 03:35 PM
:lol

Wow! Were you watching from the shadows or something? :rofl


:devillook Was I? :evil2

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 03:36 PM
:devillook Was I? :evil2
Car pervert! Car pervert! :eyecrazy :help

jokestar
01-13-2006, 03:39 PM
Car pervert! Car pervert! :eyecrazy :help

:rofl

That's not the only kind of pervert I am. :devillook

I, also, stayed around to watch the "afterparty" if that is what you must call it. ;)

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 03:40 PM
:lol

Wow! Were you watching from the shadows or something? :rofl

They told me go sit in the corner and be quiet while they worked. It was humiliating... :(

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 03:40 PM
I, also, stayed around to watch the "afterparty" if that is what you must call it. ;)


Huh? :confused

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 03:41 PM
I, also, stayed around to watch the "afterparty" if that is what you must call it.
Cracker Barrel pervert! Cracker Barrel pervert! :eyecrazy :help

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 03:43 PM
They told me go sit in the corner and be quiet while they worked. It was humiliating... :(
Aww... :cry

But you got some great pics out of it, eh? ;)

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 03:46 PM
Cracker Barrel pervert! Cracker Barrel pervert! :eyecrazy :help

I bet he was that motorcycle "guy"!!!!!!!!!

:laugh :laugh :laugh

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 03:48 PM
I bet he was that motorcycle "guy"!!!!!!!!!
OMGF!!! You're right!! :eyecrazy :eyecrazy

Squeaky plastic clothes?? Only some kind of weirdo would wear that!!! :help



:rofl

jokestar
01-13-2006, 03:48 PM
I bet he was that motorcycle "guy"!!!!!!!!!

:laugh :laugh :laugh

Yes, indeed, the one with the cheekless chaps. No pants I might add as well. :devillook

Only kidding Bill, stay in your seat.

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 03:51 PM
OMGF!!! You're right!! :eyecrazy :eyecrazy

Squeaky plastic clothes?? Only some kind of weirdo would wear that!!! :help



:rofl

Well, now we know what he looks like and we can be more alert next time. :paranoid:

Or we'll just listen carefully for the squeaks...

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 03:54 PM
Well, now we know what he looks like and we can be more alert next time.
Or we'll just listen carefully for the squeaks...
Yeah. :az

Dang car-Cracker Barrel-motorcycle-squeaky-clothes-@ssless chaps-perverts... :shifty


What's the world coming to?? :rolleyes






The cast of The Road Warrior, apparently! :D

M3Lea
01-13-2006, 04:51 PM
I meant in person.... :rolleyes

Ahhhh Haaaaaaa! I knew it!! House of LIES!!!!

we can be more alert next time.

Next time = repeating an event -an event at which the good doctor saw your car in person!

We will all see your car in person again!!

:alright

dos Santos
01-13-2006, 05:18 PM
Ahhhh Haaaaaaa! I knew it!! House of LIES!!!!


I'm picturing Frau Farbissina right here.

http://re2.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/387857519

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 05:19 PM
Next time = repeating an event -an event at which the good doctor saw your car in person!

I was hoping nobody would catch that... :shifty

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 05:21 PM
I was hoping nobody would catch that...
Catch what? The "next time" bit, or the fact that I saw your car in person? :ponder

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 05:37 PM
Catch what? The "next time" bit, or the fact that I saw your car in person? :ponder

The next time bit.... :shifty

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 05:38 PM
The next time bit....
Uh... okay. :conf

So the "next time" I see you, I should avert my eyes from your car? :dunno

M3Lea
01-13-2006, 05:39 PM
I was hoping nobody would catch that... :shifty


:smiliecap Aaahhhh young Bill-son should not underestimate the master.

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 05:40 PM
Aaahhhh young Bill-son should not underestimate the master.
And Lea-san needs to study her Japanese honorific titles more. :cool

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 05:42 PM
:smiliecap Aaahhhh young Bill-son should not underestimate the master.

STFU

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 05:43 PM
Uh... okay. :conf

So the "next time" I see you, I should avert my eyes from your car? :dunno

Forget it...

There was an inconsistency between two of my posts that Lea noticed.

Forget it.

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 05:44 PM
Forget it...
There was an inconsistency between two of my posts that Lea noticed.
Forget it.
Ah.

Very good. :thumbup:

PrinceE30
01-13-2006, 06:05 PM
If you girls like beer and are in Alpharetta, come see Me and my fridge-o-Harp-Warsteiner-and-Guiness. It's brilliant. But seriously, where in Alpharetta do you live? I'm sure we've seen each others cars around...

-Prince

M3Lea
01-13-2006, 06:08 PM
And Lea-san needs to study her Japanese honorific titles more. :cool



STFU

Make me.

M3Lea
01-13-2006, 06:09 PM
If you girls like beer and are in Alpharetta, come see Me and my fridge-o-Harp-Warsteiner-and-Guiness. It's brilliant. But seriously, where in Alpharetta do you live? I'm sure we've seen each others cars around...

-Prince

Winward Area.

U?

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 06:10 PM
Make me.
Is that a dual challenge? :rofl

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 06:20 PM
Make me.


Okay. I will do just that.

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 06:24 PM
Okay. I will do just that.
Right into the trap again... :eek:



:biglaughb

M3Lea
01-13-2006, 06:29 PM
Okay. I will do just that.

ReeEEEeeeally??... Details please.

tsbmw
01-13-2006, 06:33 PM
I will have whatever I want.
Thank God, your sense of entitlement is intact

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 06:52 PM
Right into the trap again... :eek:



:biglaughb


:rofl


:rofl


:laugh

Sparc_it
01-13-2006, 06:59 PM
Damn, Bill is closing in on the 2k post mark...

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 07:00 PM
Damn, Bill is closing in on the 2k post mark...

Almost halfway caught up to you!

Sparc_it
01-13-2006, 07:02 PM
Almost halfway caught up to you!

I know and I have a year on you too!

joecoolinatl
01-13-2006, 07:34 PM
She actually takes showers and shaves daily.


pics of showering for proof?
hahaha

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 07:35 PM
pics of showering for proof?
hahaha
Giggity giggity! :thumbup:

:biglaughb

Sparc_it
01-13-2006, 08:14 PM
Giggity giggity! :thumbup:

:biglaughb

Heh-Heh....ALRIGHT!!!

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 09:41 PM
pics of showering for proof?
hahaha

I'll post them in a few...



:shifty

Sparc_it
01-13-2006, 09:48 PM
Debauchery is fun :)

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 09:49 PM
Debauchery is fun :)

If you think that, why did you bail on it in December at the party? :confused

Sparc_it
01-13-2006, 09:51 PM
If you think that, why did you bail on it in December at the party? :confused

To have some of my own, but instead I was disappointed. What a waste...

dos Santos
01-13-2006, 09:52 PM
If you think that, why did you bail on it in December at the party? :confused

Pics please.

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 09:53 PM
Pics please.
There are no pics. There weren't even cameras. :nono

These are not the droids you're looking for. :menani



:cool

Sparc_it
01-13-2006, 09:53 PM
Pics please.

They got towed with the Holiday thread.....remember that is why the thread was towed ;)

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 09:56 PM
Pics please.

Come to the next one and see for yourself. I know how to host a party, my friend.

Sparc_it
01-13-2006, 09:58 PM
Come to the next one and see for yourself. I know how to host a party, my friend.

So where is the next party at?

dos Santos
01-13-2006, 09:59 PM
Come to the next one and see for yourself. I know how to host a party, my friend.

I would have come to the last one, but I had both work and graduation parties that day.

When is the next one?

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 10:00 PM
So where is the next party at?

I am working on the place...but we will be celebrating your birthday.

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 10:00 PM
I would have come to the last one, but I had both work and graduation parties that day.

When is the next one?

Sometime soon.....Brett's b-day is the weekend after next, I think. Am I right, Brett?

Sparc_it
01-13-2006, 10:00 PM
I am working on the place...but we will be celebrating your birthday.

Ya best believe it!

Sparc_it
01-13-2006, 10:13 PM
So what is Frenchie doin tonight?

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 10:16 PM
So what is Frenchie doin tonight?

Not you.


:laugh

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 10:17 PM
Not you.
:rofl

Nor you, if you're busily surfing bf.c. ;)


:D

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 10:19 PM
:rofl

Nor you, if you're busily surfing bf.c. ;)


:D

I am cooking dinner, surfing BF.c and doing laundry right now. Welcome to my world.

angrytennisgal
01-13-2006, 10:20 PM
Hi! :wave Bill told me to come here. What's going on?

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 10:20 PM
I am cooking dinner, surfing BF.c and doing laundry right now. Welcome to my world.
OMGF!!! LET ME OUT!! LET ME OUT!!! :help



:D

Sparc_it
01-13-2006, 10:20 PM
My excuse is having a 7:30am drop off tomorrow morning so my car can get serviced and so that I have my choice of loaner vehicles.

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 10:21 PM
Hi! :wave Bill told me to come here. What's going on?
Not much. Say something ribald and provocative, and make things interesting. :alright

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 10:22 PM
Hi! :wave Bill told me to come here. What's going on?

On the last page we were talking about Brett's party....and seeing as how you and I are organizing it, I thought you should join in!

angrytennisgal
01-13-2006, 10:23 PM
Not much. Say something ribald and provocative, and make things interesting. :alright

You must have me confused with someone else. I'm a very classy lady!!;)

dos Santos
01-13-2006, 10:23 PM
My excuse is having a 7:30am drop off tomorrow morning so my car can get serviced and so that I have my choice of loaner vehicles.

My excuse is having to get to work at 8am tomorrow so we at the stealerships can continue to earn the hate of people far and wide.

;)

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 10:24 PM
You must have me confused with someone else. I'm a very classy lady!!;)
Oh... yeah... that's right... :paranoid:


(Sorry, I forgot what you told me the other night!) :devillook

angrytennisgal
01-13-2006, 10:24 PM
On the last page we were talking about Brett's party....and seeing as how you and I are organizing it, I thought you should join in!

Ok Brett, what did you have in mind?

Sparc_it
01-13-2006, 10:26 PM
Did you not read Bill's quote?! You guys are organizing it.

But I plan on spending a quiet night at home with a bottle of Coca-Cola and a good book for my bday.

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 10:26 PM
(Sorry, I forgot what you told me the other night!) :devillook

She was drunk...you should see what she told me... :devillook

angrytennisgal
01-13-2006, 10:28 PM
Did you not read Bill's quote?! You guys are organizing it.

But I plan on spending a quiet night at home with a bottle of Coca-Cola and a good book for my bday.

Ummm riiiight. So anything we plan goes? Awesome!!

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 10:28 PM
But I plan on spending a quiet night at home with a bottle of Coca-Cola and a good book for my bday.

You kid..... :laugh




Right? :confused

angrytennisgal
01-13-2006, 10:28 PM
She was drunk...you should see what she told me... :devillook

Lies!! Lies!! You two need to stop soiling my good name!!

Doctor Wha
01-13-2006, 10:28 PM
She was drunk...you should see what she told me...
She doesn't send me rambling drunk PMs... :(

I think she's annoyed because I'm just such an evil bastard. :shifty

Sparc_it
01-13-2006, 10:28 PM
You kid..... :laugh




Right? :confused

Maybe, maybe not. What if I don't want a crazy party?

angrytennisgal
01-13-2006, 10:31 PM
Maybe, maybe not. What if I don't want a crazy party?

Then it doesn't have to be crazy...

M3Bill
01-13-2006, 10:31 PM
Maybe, maybe not. What if I don't want a crazy party?

It doesn't have to be crazy....a small gathering of folks, a bit of alcohol....just like tonight, only in person!

Sparc_it
01-13-2006, 10:33 PM
It doesn't have to be crazy....a small gathering of folks, a bit of alcohol....just like tonight, only in person!

But I lack the alcohol tonight. Maybe I should go find a way to make things hazy...hmm.....

PrinceE30
01-14-2006, 01:37 AM
Winward Area.

U?

Windward Area :)

I live on Deerfield Parkway. North Park Estates. I work on the opposite side (Westside Parkway) down past the Cingular building. You work around here too?

-Prince

aslanefe
01-14-2006, 01:40 AM
This is kind of an off-topic but can we take the thread back to the French girl?
:rolleyes

Sparc_it
01-14-2006, 02:07 AM
This is kind of an off-topic but can we take the thread back to the French girl?
:rolleyes

You have no chance

M3Bill
01-14-2006, 10:36 AM
You have no chance

:lol :lol :lol

Sparc_it
01-14-2006, 12:08 PM
:lol :lol :lol

We know it's true...

M3Bill
01-14-2006, 12:20 PM
We know it's true...

Yes, it is.... :rofl

BimmerBoyZ3
01-14-2006, 01:53 PM
You mean I slushed through 9 pages of the usual random GA section OT mess, only to find no pics of said frenchie?

While I did get a few good laughs....overall I rate this thread a 3 sheep out of 5.

M3Bill
01-14-2006, 02:54 PM
You mean I slushed through 9 pages of the usual random GA section OT mess, only to find no pics of said frenchie?

While I did get a few good laughs....overall I rate this thread a 3 sheep out of 5.


:rofl :rofl

Stay tuned...we'll see what we can do for you...

BimmerBoyZ3
01-14-2006, 03:56 PM
:rofl :rofl

Stay tuned...we'll see what we can do for you...

*sits very close to the monitor with finger holding the F5 key......waiting.....patiently....*:eatpop:

Doctor Wha
01-14-2006, 04:30 PM
*sits very close to the monitor with finger holding the F5 key......waiting.....patiently....*
P. T. Barnum on Line 1 for you... :az

jokestar
01-14-2006, 04:33 PM
yeah so, i just got back from seeing that movie Hostel, that stuff was crazy

Sparc_it
01-14-2006, 05:34 PM
yeah so, i just got back from seeing that movie Hostel, that stuff was crazy

I thought it was a waste of my money.

techno550
01-14-2006, 11:32 PM
What happened to my GA forum? it looks like OT now...

still need someone to occupy the french girl? I speak french and could use the practice. Have bret pick her up tomorrow morning and bring her to the shop.

Hell Raiser 106
01-15-2006, 07:03 PM
This is nice and all but.....when is the party?