Hehe. Too bad the pay is so low. But I guess the job does have perks.

...............................................

Lingerie Mart Alpharetta (LingerieMart.com) currently seeks qualified individual for Inside Internet Sales. This is for our East Coast Territory.

You will work directly out of our Alpharetta superstore and warehouse.

We are the largest wholesale lingerie (apparel) internet company on the internet and get 500,000 hits a day on our website. We currently have the following position available for immediate.

1.) Internet Sales - East Coast Territory - Full Time Position - 40+ hrs.

This is a full time inside sales position. We sell all types of wholesale lingerie and swimwear via our website and through walk-ins at our Alpharetta warehouse. We sell mom and pop retail stores, exporters, EBayers and more. A good majority of the lingerie sold on EBay came through our warehouse.

The territory is established, but we are growing and looking to further develop and increase our distribution with an aggressive sales oriented individual. We are looking for experienced seasoned sales individuals that know how to work in a busy demanding environment. If you have what it takes to step up to the plate, we have an excellent opportunity for you.

Fashion sense a major plus since we sell apparel and clothing. We are open M-Sat and you will be required to work some Saturdays. This is a job is fast paced. You will be constantly moving and working with our customers. You must be extra sharp and present your self well. You will working be in our warehouse daily interfacing with retail and wholesale customers.

Generous compensation package includes 1/2 salary and 1/2 sales commssions. We are a fun and dynamic company to work for. We offer great pay and benefits, not to mention selling the wonderful product of intimate apparel and sexy lingerie.

Please email resume to [Apply Now].

When emailing resume, please indicate in subject field you are applying for the East Coast Internet Sales Position.



Company Name: Lingerie Mart
Location: Alpharetta, GA
Job Type: Full-time
Education Level: 2 Year Degree
Experience Level: 1-2 Years
Salary: $22K and up
Available: January 9, 2006
Reply to: Fax: 7707521693
www.lingeriemart.com
5910 Gateway Drive, Alpharetta, GA 30004

Oh sure, it sounds great, but think about it for a sec... Most of the customers for that stuff will be flabby old soccer moms, their even flabbier husbands, and busted-before-their-time unwed teenage mama-hos. :eyecrazy

"Perks" nothing. :help


Edit: Since the Red Pen isn't on at the moment... :devillook

You must be extra sharp and present your self well.
:confused





:cool

EDIT*

Nevermind. Nobody here would have understood the joke anyways.

EDIT*

Nevermind. Nobody here would have understood the joke anyways.

I hope that means it's an inside joke. Otherwise, you are implying that we are morons! :shifty

Edit: Since the Red Pen isn't on at the moment... :devillook


:(

My only question: how did you come across said job ad? :confused

:(
Aw. Sad you missed it? ;)

EDIT*
Nevermind. Nobody here would have understood the joke anyways.
Booooo, hiss. Never underestimate the depths of the minds of the New Georgia Contingent. :nono



Especially those wild wimmenz haning around here these days. :devillook

Aw. Sad you missed it? ;)

Nope, just sad that I have yet another nickname... :D

Aw. Sad you missed it? ;)


Booooo, hiss. Never underestimate the depths of the minds of the New Georgia Contingent. :nono



Especially those wild wimmenz haning around here these days. :devillook

Exactly how does one "hane"?

I hope that means it's an inside joke. Otherwise, you are implying that we are morons! :shifty

Yeah, it was a very inside joke. Only one other person knows what it means, but she's not here, so even though it's something that I say alot, it would make no sense unfortunately. :(

My only question: how did you come across said job ad? :confused

I was browsing through atlantajobzone's site. I don't really need another job now, just checking to see if anything in the legal field popped up.

Hane is an abbreviation for hereditary angioneurotic oedema.

A genetic form of angioedema. (angioedema is also referred to as quinke's disease.) persons with it are born lacking an inhibitor protein (called c1 esterase inhibitor) that normally prevents activation of a cascade of proteins leading to the swelling of angioedema. Patients can develop recurrent attacks of swollen tissues, pain in the abdomen, and swelling of the voice box (larynx) which can compromise breathing. The diagnosis is suspected with a history of recurrent angioedema. It is confirmed by finding abnormally low levels of c1 esterase inhibitor in the blood. Treatment options include antihistamines and male steroids (androgens) that can also prevent the recurrent attacks. Also called hereditary angioedema.

... just checking to see if anything in the legal field popped up.

I'm still keeping an eye out for you. Have you heard about the huge associate salary war that started a few weeks ago in Atlanta?

I'm still keeping an eye out for you. Have you heard about the huge associate salary war that started a few weeks ago in Atlanta?

No, what's going on?

And thanks for keeping an eye out. I have a steady income, but I really would enjoy getting my feet wet in the field before school starts. Most of my applications are out BTW. I'm just waiting now.

Exactly how does one "hane"?
Et tu, atg? :shifty

Hane is an abbreviation for hereditary angioneurotic oedema.
Patients can develop recurrent attacks of swollen tissues, pain in the abdomen, and swelling of the voice box (larynx) which can compromise breathing.
Aha! See?? All these wild women "haning" around here in their wild lust for Bill! :thinkerg





:rofl

Et tu, atg? :shifty


Aha! See?? All these wild women "haning" around here in their wild lust for Bill! :thinkerg





:rofl

Ummm yeah. I just vomited a little in my mouth...

I hope that means it's an inside joke. Otherwise, you are implying that we are morons! :shifty


You have any dirty lingerie that you want to donate to me so I can sell it online?

You have any dirty lingerie that you want to donate to me so I can sell it online?

WTF??!!:confused

WTF??!!:confused


Exactly.

Wow, only need a 2 year degree to make $22k. :confused

No, what's going on?

And thanks for keeping an eye out. I have a steady income, but I really would enjoy getting my feet wet in the field before school starts. Most of my applications are out BTW. I'm just waiting now.

A couple of the big Charlotte firms did a huge pay increase in early November...so A&B and some of the large Atlanta firms followed suit at the end of December. Now every firm in Atlanta is scrambling to catch up or pass the initial pay raises. It's crazy, actually.

Keep me informed of your acceptance offers... :D

A couple of the big Charlotte firms did a huge pay increase in early November...so A&B and some of the large Atlanta firms followed suit at the end of December. Now every firm in Atlanta is scrambling to catch up pr pass the initial pay raises. It's crazy, actually.

Keep me informed of your acceptance offers... :D

REALLY? This is so awesome! But how huge is huge?

But how huge is huge?
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!

Like Oprah in re-run season. :eyecrazy




:biglaughb

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!

Like Oprah in re-run season. :eyecrazy




:biglaughb

Huge with 16 u's? That's hardly something to get excited about. Let me know when Huge with 19 u's pops up.

Huge with 16 u's? That's hardly something to get excited about. Let me know when Huge with 19 u's pops up.
Well... 16 u's plus Oprah!! Hellooo! :help


:biglaughb

REALLY? This is so awesome! But how huge is huge?

Read here:

http://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1136973914234

I say pretty huge....but some of the big ballas on here will disagree. Remember that this article only discusses first year salaries...the trickle up effect will be much greater in some firms than in others.

Read here:

http://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1136973914234

I say pretty huge....but some of the big ballas on here will disagree. Remember that this article only discusses first year salaries...the trickle up effect will be much greater in some firms than in others.
I dunno... seems like a low price for my eternal soul.:stickoutt

I dunno... seems like a low price for my eternal soul.:stickoutt
:lol :lol :lol

I dunno... seems like a low price for my eternal soul.:stickoutt

They don't have my eternal soul....

Probably because I have no soul... :devillook

So it seems like a fair deal to me...! :alright

EDIT: Aren't you a third year in law school?

They don't have my eternal soul....

Probably because I have no soul... :devillook

So it seems like a fair deal to me...! :alright

What's that line about Chuck Norris selling his soul to the Devil, then roundhouse kicking him and taking it back?:)

EDIT: Aren't you a third year in law school?
Yup. Got one foot out the door already.

Yup. Got one foot out the door already.[/FONT]

It's just a matter of time before you are without a soul, too...

:s8n

Got one foot in the gates of Hades already.
:devillook

;)


EDIT: Great minds, and all that. :D

:devillook

;)


EDIT: Great minds, and all that. :D
Satan done gots my soul on lay-away.:evil2

Satan done gots my soul on lay-away.:evil2
Well then, you're certainly living in the right part of town! :D

Is ass a legit abbreviation for associate? If not, it should be.

~"Ok, Joe. How much are we willing to pay for our new asses?"

-"$115k per ass sounds about right."

~"Yeah, that's some expensive ass."

-"You should see what we're paying out summer asses."

...etc.

Is ass a legit abbreviation for associate? If not, it should be.

~"Ok, Joe. How much are we willing to pay for our new asses?"

-"$115k per ass sounds about right."

~"Yeah, that's some expensive ass."

-"You should see what we're paying out summer asses."

...etc.

It's not....but it would be fitting if it were... :laugh

It's just a matter of time before you are without a soul, too...

:s8n



Wth? I'd hate to lose my soul and end up with some lousy tshirt that reads "Ambulance Chaser" backwards on the front, with "I went to Hades and all I got was this lousy tshirt" on the back.
At least give me a balloon or an extra night's stay.

Wth? I'd hate to lose my soul and end up with some lousy tshirt that reads "Ambulance Chaser" backwards on the front, with "I went to Hades and all I got was this lousy tshirt" on the back.
At least give me a balloon or an extra night's stay.

That's a great idea for a t-shirt!!! I could make a fortune!

That's a great idea for a t-shirt!!! I could make a fortune!


I have to admit that I had a little help, but the majority of the idea is completely mine. Wanna right up the copyright papers for me? As an added bonus, you'll get the first shipment for FREE!

That's a great idea for a t-shirt!!! I could make a fortune!
Well, you know a graphics-oriented person... And I have designed and produced a t-shirt before. :ponder

Well, you know a graphics-oriented person... And I have designed and produced a t-shirt before. :ponder

:D