I was leaving Cumberland Mall at lunch today at noon when all of a sudden a tornado siren x10909023498 started going off. Apparently it is a warning system of some kind. Are we getting ready for something like Red Dawn? What the hell was that alarm all about. Apparently it happens every Wednesday at noon.

I was leaving Cumberland Mall at lunch today at noon when all of a sudden a tornado siren x10909023498 started going off. Apparently it is a warning system of some kind. Are we getting ready for something like Red Dawn? What the hell was that alarm all about. Apparently it happens every Wednesday at noon.

Severe weather siren...being tested.

I was leaving Cumberland Mall at lunch today at noon when all of a sudden a tornado siren x10909023498 started going off. Apparently it is a warning system of some kind. Are we getting ready for something like Red Dawn? What the hell was that alarm all about. Apparently it happens every Wednesday at noon.

Yes, yes it does. Usually the first Wednesday of every month, only if the weather is good, they test the warning sirens. You been under a rock or somethin' lately?

You been under a rock or somethin' lately?
Not until he heard the si-reen and got all a-skeered. :paranoid:

:D

I was leaving Cumberland Mall at lunch today at noon when all of a sudden a tornado siren x10909023498 started going off. Apparently it is a warning system of some kind. Are we getting ready for something like Red Dawn? What the hell was that alarm all about. Apparently it happens every Wednesday at noon.

Ummm Yeah, for a couple of years now...

It sounds like an air raid siren. and no, every wed. i am typically in duluth.

It sounds like an air raid siren. and no, every wed. i am typically in duluth.

It just goes to show you....you can think a guy is intelligent one moment, and then a question like this shows up on your screen. :dunno

It just goes to show you....you can think a guy is intelligent one moment, and then a question like this shows up on your screen. :dunno

:lol :lol :lol

It just goes to show you....you can think a guy is intelligent one moment, and then a question like this shows up on your screen. :dunno

It happens to the best of us. We can't all maintain such a high level of intelligence at all points of the day. For most of us it waivers from the line of standard deviation.

It happens to the best of us. We can't all maintain such a high level of intelligence at all points of the day. For most of us it waivers from the line of standard deviation.
And she was doing so well... :az

And she was doing so well... :az

Don't worry. It's part of my act to let people think that I'm the dumb blonde. You get a lot more free drinks that way.

Don't worry. It's part of my act to let people think that I'm the dumb blonde. You get a lot more free drinks that way.

Wow, you just lost so many points with that post. :thumbdown :thumbdown

Don't worry. It's part of my act to let people think that I'm the dumb blonde. You get a lot more free drinks that way.
And back down the spiral we go... :icon15

Never mind.

And back down the spiral we go... :icon15

Never mind.

Lord. Y'all just don't know when to laugh. None of that was meant seriously.

It just goes to show you....you can think a guy is intelligent one moment, and then a question like this shows up on your screen. :dunno

That is why I read often and post seldom. ;)

Severe weather siren...being tested.
wrong
it's teh end of the world. everyone needs to come see me and stock up on ammo and guns:shifty

wrong
it's teh end of the world. everyone needs to come see me and stock up on ammo and guns
:lol :lol :lol

:buttrock

wrong
it's teh end of the world. everyone needs to come see me and stock up on ammo and guns:shifty


:handclap


Good marketing!!

I am weaponless. Care to donate a gun to the weapon needy??

I am weaponless. Care to donate a gun to the weapon needy??

Yes, indeed you are. You've proven that your quill is certainly not your sword. Good luck with that!

Yes, indeed you are. You've proven that your quill is certainly not your sword. Good luck with that!
ZIIING
Anna must be butter 'cause shes on a roll!

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Yes, indeed you are. You've proven that your quill is certainly not your sword. Good luck with that!
:lol :lol :lol

Yes, indeed you are. You've proven that your quill is certainly not your sword. Good luck with that!

Why was there lipstick on the blond's steering wheel????















































.......because she tried to blow the horn.

Why was there lipstick on the blond's steering wheel????
.......because she tried to blow the horn.
Ba-dump-bump! :drummer

:rofl

Good joke, but it's sad that you had to go there. :(

Good joke, but it's sad that you had to go there. :(

Go where?

Go where?

To non-original material...

You are wittier than that! :confused

To non-original material...

You are wittier than that! :confused

meh, I dont feel like it.

I am weaponless. Care to donate a gun to the weapon needy??

I will donate some ammo... but you'll have to catch it... :evil2

Matt

I will donate some ammo... but you'll have to catch it... :evil2

Matt

Just call me Neo.

One day I will supply some funnier blonde jokes. Besides, I honk the horn, I don't blow it. You've apparently never been in the car with me.