View Full Version : 97 M3 vs 95 Eclipse GS


/\/\ III Kid
11-22-2005, 01:03 PM
Well my friend Kyle knows this kid with a eclipse and i guess the kid was talking trash about my car saying only women drive it and my color is for fags since its Techno. His car is all stock except for his ricer muffler and intake. My also only has a B&B Triflow and a K&N Intake.

So I get the phone call yesterday saying this kid wants to drag race me of course so finally i just give in and go meet them somewhere.

1st Race: We did a 1st gear roll and instantly i jumped ahead must have bean him by 5 cls so i slow down and turn around.

Then he said he wants to go from a dead stop so i say ok. When he is turning around the kid seems to go into the ditch so we had to wait for my friend kyle to go back to his house to get a chain to pull the turd out so we can race again.

2nd Race: We line up and he says to the yellow sign which is like 1/8 mile away so i say OK and then he takes off right away when i was trying to ask him how he wanted to go use a flagger or the horn honk thing. Well he sees i didnt move so he backs up and we get my friend Kyle to flag. The pavement was wet and my tires are going bald a little bit, so i hold it around 3-3500 and slip the clutch a little and then hammer down my tires start spinning right away and im still pulling on him haha :buttrock so i get to the yellow sign about 3 cls ahead of him. And that was my frist official kill.

Oh yea he also gutted his car to race me.

99E36M
11-22-2005, 01:11 PM
Well my friend Kyle knows this kid with a eclipse and i guess the kid was talking trash about my car saying only women drive it and my color is for fags since its Techno. His car is all stock except for his ricer muffler and intake. My also only has a B&B Triflow and a K&N Intake.

So I get the phone call yesterday saying this kid wants to drag race me of course so finally i just give in and go meet them somewhere.

1st Race: We did a 1st gear roll and instantly i jumped ahead must have bean him by 5 cls so i slow down and turn around.

Then he said he wants to go from a dead stop so i say ok. When he is turning around the kid seems to go into the ditch so we had to wait for my friend kyle to go back to his house to get a chain to pull the turd out so we can race again.

2nd Race: We line up and he says to the yellow sign which is like 1/8 mile away so i say OK and then he takes off right away when i was trying to ask him how he wanted to go use a flagger or the horn honk thing. Well he sees i didnt move so he backs up and we get my friend Kyle to flag. The pavement was wet and my tires are going bald a little bit, so i hold it around 3-3500 and slip the clutch a little and then hammer down my tires start spinning right away and im still pulling on him haha :buttrock so i get to the yellow sign about 3 cls ahead of him. And that was my frist official kill.

Oh yea he also gutted his car to race me.

Typical ricer, knows nothing about cars. I knew a kid in college with an Eclipse, he thought an AWD Turbo was the fastest thing on earth. Only one problem, he had a GS! Kid was a tool. Never thought to learn that not all Eclipses had turbos and AWD. Same kid who thought people downshifted into corners because at higher rpms the tires get wider....:eek:

Funny thing about your race...if it was more then an 1/8 miles you would have just kept pulling exponentially.

jrhaile
11-22-2005, 01:19 PM
post this guys' myspace ad.. it's hilarious. Nice kill

/\/\ III Kid
11-22-2005, 01:21 PM
lol alright ill find it real quick.

/\/\ III Kid
11-22-2005, 01:24 PM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=28882187&Mytoken=cbfe3aa2-5f44-46dc-9f0b-fa87f2fd4641

if anyone is in washington and wants to race him there you go HAHAHA

/\/\ III Kid
11-22-2005, 01:27 PM
Typical ricer, knows nothing about cars. I knew a kid in college with an Eclipse, he thought an AWD Turbo was the fastest thing on earth. Only one problem, he had a GS! Kid was a tool. Never thought to learn that not all Eclipses had turbos and AWD. Same kid who thought people downshifted into corners because at higher rpms the tires get wider....:eek:

Funny thing about your race...if it was more then an 1/8 miles you would have just kept pulling exponentially. oh yea i would have just kept going and not looked back pretty sure thats why he said only to the sign haha. higher rpms gets the tires wider huh :confused

Pooch
11-22-2005, 01:45 PM
Holy Man!!!:eek: What a tard:rofl ....You should have put money on that race!:evil2 Hey nice kill...i'm glad you put this guy in his place.

m3chaser
11-22-2005, 02:05 PM
i don't even think he should be "down" to race anyone!!!! what a poor ricer:( ...ahahahaha. excellent kill!!! that kid has probably a high 16 to low 17 car!! he hates himself, but not cause he has an eclipse. he hates himself cause he thinks he can race!!! i wonder if he has ever won a race?

Naw T 3
11-23-2005, 03:54 AM
Man.. Im going to drive up to Washington just to spank this kid around with a sedan 325. Eclipse GS's are "ok". But kids need to learn to stay in there own league. When i had my 97 M3, i spanked a GS eclipse(99) by atleast 7 CL's. Enough said....

KY325IS
11-23-2005, 05:17 AM
lmfao u guys are a bunch of rich lil pricks with ya bimmers u took a 4cyl eclips by the balls big woop they cum with zero horse power anyways cause its eclipse i garuntee u pull your lil snobby bimmer to the line of a honda u will lose the money for your next car payment wet or dry doesnt matter on your race u have a atleast 40 thousand dollar car with TRACTION CONTROLLLL eclipse doesnt have TRACTION CONTROL so geess nice kill i say u poor judgment of a race now u think u own the black toppppppppp try again

coolcarlski
11-23-2005, 05:24 AM
Where's the lock for this thread!:confused YOUTH and NOOBIES!:nono

gblade
11-23-2005, 06:24 AM
1 That dude is a tool
2 AWD turbos rock except eclipses
3 My 4 cyl would stay even or pull an e36 m3, not so much on the e36's though, but i wouldnt be far.

zazen
11-23-2005, 06:45 AM
what? kill an eclipse GS in an m3?! shit even civic can pull on a GS
well at least you killed him :thumbup:

/\/\ III Kid
11-23-2005, 02:02 PM
for all you crap talkers i didnt even want to race me he kept calling my phone since i knew i could beat him

/\/\ III Kid
11-23-2005, 02:08 PM
lmfao u guys are a bunch of rich lil pricks with ya bimmers u took a 4cyl eclips by the balls big woop they cum with zero horse power anyways cause its eclipse i garuntee u pull your lil snobby bimmer to the line of a honda u will lose the money for your next car payment wet or dry doesnt matter on your race u have a atleast 40 thousand dollar car with TRACTION CONTROLLLL eclipse doesnt have TRACTION CONTROL so geess nice kill i say u poor judgment of a race now u think u own the black toppppppppp try again My car cost me 14 and its paid for and the traction control was off. Ive beaten a lot of hondas also by the same length when they roll up on me. I dont go looking to street race. Every race I have done has been from people that wanted to race me. So stfu and I know any car can beat mine with the right driver and mods. My friends civic runs 13.1 spinning the slicks down the track so dont bring this rich snob shit up on me. Did I ever say I own the black top. And bring a stock crx or civic or what ever and have it keep up with me ok, I have yet to find one. Everyone had been wanting me to race this kid for about 2 weeks and I kept putting it off cause it was a waste of my time and he started talking smack so i just said screw it and went. Im not saying OOOOO look at me my M3 is just the fastest thing around. I know it isnt so dont put words in my mouth or even try. Ok buddy? Thank you for everyone who understand that this kid shouldnt even have been talking trash when he wanted to race a car not in his leauge, I could be once he does a lot more to his car than a intake and exhaust and gut it out. And did anyone look but M3Chaser look at his myspace? If you did you would want to race him to cause he is more arrogant than me by just looking at his myspace.

/\/\ III Kid
11-23-2005, 02:09 PM
Where's the lock for this thread!:confused YOUTH and NOOBIES!:nono yea dont get me started with you

/\/\ III Kid
11-23-2005, 02:19 PM
Where's the lock for this thread!:confused YOUTH and NOOBIES!:nono Just need to lock out the whole Kill Stories Thread so noone can post on it about anything cause all you do is get flamed. When I beat that kid that was looking for me to race me and thought he could beat me yea im gonna race him cause he needs to be beat. Yes Hondas have beat me and they are my friends so oh hey i dont care. CFT has a street honda than ran 10.1 thats awesome id rather have that car than mine so i wont be a "rich snob" when i paid for my car and all i have on it.

99E36M
11-23-2005, 02:31 PM
lmfao u guys are a bunch of rich lil pricks with ya bimmers u took a 4cyl eclips by the balls big woop they cum with zero horse power anyways cause its eclipse i garuntee u pull your lil snobby bimmer to the line of a honda u will lose the money for your next car payment wet or dry doesnt matter on your race u have a atleast 40 thousand dollar car with TRACTION CONTROLLLL eclipse doesnt have TRACTION CONTROL so geess nice kill i say u poor judgment of a race now u think u own the black toppppppppp try again
I feel like you are kidding...right?
You better be.

KY325IS
11-23-2005, 04:33 PM
if it was such a waste of your time to race him then why brag about it on the internet???????????

KY325IS
11-23-2005, 04:35 PM
by the way this is the son of this name and im going to turn my mothers bimmer into a real power machine and put a honda engine and embleme on it that will give it the true power to its name!!!!!!! m3=my 3 carlenghts ahead :-)

KB535i
11-23-2005, 04:56 PM
oh brother.....:confused

reading this was a waste of my time.

/\/\ III Kid
11-23-2005, 05:47 PM
if it was such a waste of your time to race him then why brag about it on the internet??????????? felt like sharing what kind of people drive around here. and the fact that he thought he could beat me and he didnt maybe i would brag cause i got the right to. it actually wasnt a waste now that i think of it.

/\/\ III Kid
11-23-2005, 05:48 PM
by the way this is the son of this name and im going to turn my mothers bimmer into a real power machine and put a honda engine and embleme on it that will give it the true power to its name!!!!!!! m3=my 3 carlenghts ahead :-) :confused

/\/\ III Kid
11-23-2005, 05:49 PM
oh brother.....:confused

reading this was a waste of my time. yea im gonna ask the mods to lock it down now. this ky325is guy is just................ well i think you all know.

SilverStreak
11-23-2005, 05:51 PM
lmfao u guys are a bunch of rich lil pricks with ya bimmers u took a 4cyl eclips by the balls big woop they cum with zero horse power anyways cause its eclipse i garuntee u pull your lil snobby bimmer to the line of a honda u will lose the money for your next car payment wet or dry doesnt matter on your race u have a atleast 40 thousand dollar car with TRACTION CONTROLLLL eclipse doesnt have TRACTION CONTROL so geess nice kill i say u poor judgment of a race now u think u own the black toppppppppp try again


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