Pooch
11-16-2005, 06:40 PM
Ok this is going to be a long kill/tie story with some of my crappy life tied into it, so please bear with me.
It was a Friday and I just finished working a bs shift at the local grocery store. I decided to hang out with some friends for a while before I called it a night. I was sorta pissed because I had nothing fun or exciting to do on a Friday night after a week of classes and work. Well while I was hanging out with my friends I learned that this girl I was really into was coming back to town from college for the weekend. I was wondering in my head why she didn’t tell me and then my friend continued to say the reason she came back was to screw the heck out of her ex boyfriend…the boyfriend that broke up with her, the boyfriend that treated her like crap unless he wanted some action. She came to me when they broke up and I was always there for her….then she does this!
When I heard about this I got very ….ummm I cant swear so…MAD! Now when I get this mad I have to vent soon or I will completely snap (never a good thing). The best way for me to vent is to drive…not crazy driving, just cruise somewhere. So I leave my friends house at midnight and head towards Madison (Wisconsin’s capitol).
Twenty minuets later I get to east town and hop on 151 south (guaranteed race). 151 runs straight through the heart of Madison and right next to the capitol with lots of stop lights and a good distance between each light. About a mile from the capitol I pull up behind a Matrix stopped at a light in the right lane and a second later a black 328is pulls up in the far left lane leaving the middle lane open. I notice a sweet aftermarket exhaust and I guess the year of the car was a 97, just as I am about to pull up next to him a pos cookie cutter car steals the space. So when the light turned green I drove a little creatively so I ended up next to the 328 ahead of all of the slow traffic. This guy notices me and gives a little throttle to let me know he’s game. Turns out this guy takes the next right and gives me no chance to follow him because I am in the far left lane. I was like wtf? Oh the last paragraph was a teaser…..:) …sorry.
Anyways I got to the end of 151 on the south side of Madison and I thought man that would have been a perfect match….I cant believe I missed the opportunity. I decided to cruise 151 one more time so I jumped onto 51 north to get back to east town. wouldn’t you know it the second I merge onto 51 there a civic hatchback pulls up next to me and revs his big obnoxious fart can at me. I’m like ok bring it you 90 hp pile of bondo.:evil2 He got the jump on me at around 50 mph, I leave my car in fifth and start walking on him right away:redspot a little down the road we line up at a red and he gives me a nod…I respond with a half smile as I turn to focus on the light and the launch. I turn my ASC off and perform the perfect launch at 2500 rpm with no wheel spin and immediately put 2 cl on the civic that only squawked one tire off the line. I shifted into 2<SUP>nd</SUP> a little early but that still made no difference, I added 3 more cl on him by the time I shifted into 3<SUP>rd</SUP> it was all over so I shut down at 60mph because it was obvious the civic never had a prayer. I knew I would win and the only reason I raced him was to vent so please don’t rip on me for murdering a civic.
That was my kill and here is my questionable tie.
After the civic I cruised all the way down 151 without seeing another car which surprised me a lot. Well it was 2 am but still not one car! At the end of 151 I got onto 12&18 to head home. As I merged in front of a big cluster of cars I recognized an f-body’s headlights in my rear view mirror. As the Pontiac pulled up next to me, I being an f-body fan realized it wasn’t a Trans Am or a Formula…no it was an average Firebird with a 3.8l V6. Just so you know I prefer racing from a dead stop because it takes more skill and it’s more fair to me. So we are cruising at about 60 mph and he drops the hammer and gets the jump on me so I downshift to fourth and gun it (should’ve been third). He gets a cl on me before I very slowly start to reel him in and once my nose reaches his rear bumper we both let off (about 90 mph) because of traffic in front of us. We maneuver in front of the cluster of cars so we have clear road for a second run. Once again he gets the jump on me but this time I downshifted into third, pulled in front of him and got into his lane because there was a slow car in my lane. I guess he wasn’t finished because once I got in front of the slow car he pulled up next to me and immediately beat me on the jump for a third time so once again I downshifted to third and pulled ahead of him without much trouble, then I see a pair of familiar tail lights about 30 cl ahead of me….it was a Crown Vics tail lights! I immediately step on the brakes but the Firebird doesn’t seem to notice them as he keeps on going at 100 mph. I watched the Firebird get even with the Crown Vic and immediately hit the brakes and jump onto the exit ramp. I was thinking why doesn’t the cop pursue the Firebird? It really didn’t make sense to me…you would think a cop would do something if he saw two cars flying up behind him a 100 mph right? Well when I caught up the Crown Vic I saw it was just a civilian car not a police interceptor. Oops. Oh well I was able to blow off some steam that night.
The last paragraph is how my night ended…read if you want.
I got home at about 3 am and I didn’t turn any lights on because my parents were sleeping but I did go to the kitchen to get a little snack. Usually when a bowl is left out on the counter there is candy in it so I reach in without looking and grab a handful of what I thought was m&m’s It turns out my mom was setting up a new fish tank that day and she put a bunch of fish tank rocks in the bowl. Yeah it sucks to bite down on a mouthful of fish tank rocks at 3 am. I hope you enjoyed reading about my Friday night.
It was a Friday and I just finished working a bs shift at the local grocery store. I decided to hang out with some friends for a while before I called it a night. I was sorta pissed because I had nothing fun or exciting to do on a Friday night after a week of classes and work. Well while I was hanging out with my friends I learned that this girl I was really into was coming back to town from college for the weekend. I was wondering in my head why she didn’t tell me and then my friend continued to say the reason she came back was to screw the heck out of her ex boyfriend…the boyfriend that broke up with her, the boyfriend that treated her like crap unless he wanted some action. She came to me when they broke up and I was always there for her….then she does this!
When I heard about this I got very ….ummm I cant swear so…MAD! Now when I get this mad I have to vent soon or I will completely snap (never a good thing). The best way for me to vent is to drive…not crazy driving, just cruise somewhere. So I leave my friends house at midnight and head towards Madison (Wisconsin’s capitol).
Twenty minuets later I get to east town and hop on 151 south (guaranteed race). 151 runs straight through the heart of Madison and right next to the capitol with lots of stop lights and a good distance between each light. About a mile from the capitol I pull up behind a Matrix stopped at a light in the right lane and a second later a black 328is pulls up in the far left lane leaving the middle lane open. I notice a sweet aftermarket exhaust and I guess the year of the car was a 97, just as I am about to pull up next to him a pos cookie cutter car steals the space. So when the light turned green I drove a little creatively so I ended up next to the 328 ahead of all of the slow traffic. This guy notices me and gives a little throttle to let me know he’s game. Turns out this guy takes the next right and gives me no chance to follow him because I am in the far left lane. I was like wtf? Oh the last paragraph was a teaser…..:) …sorry.
Anyways I got to the end of 151 on the south side of Madison and I thought man that would have been a perfect match….I cant believe I missed the opportunity. I decided to cruise 151 one more time so I jumped onto 51 north to get back to east town. wouldn’t you know it the second I merge onto 51 there a civic hatchback pulls up next to me and revs his big obnoxious fart can at me. I’m like ok bring it you 90 hp pile of bondo.:evil2 He got the jump on me at around 50 mph, I leave my car in fifth and start walking on him right away:redspot a little down the road we line up at a red and he gives me a nod…I respond with a half smile as I turn to focus on the light and the launch. I turn my ASC off and perform the perfect launch at 2500 rpm with no wheel spin and immediately put 2 cl on the civic that only squawked one tire off the line. I shifted into 2<SUP>nd</SUP> a little early but that still made no difference, I added 3 more cl on him by the time I shifted into 3<SUP>rd</SUP> it was all over so I shut down at 60mph because it was obvious the civic never had a prayer. I knew I would win and the only reason I raced him was to vent so please don’t rip on me for murdering a civic.
That was my kill and here is my questionable tie.
After the civic I cruised all the way down 151 without seeing another car which surprised me a lot. Well it was 2 am but still not one car! At the end of 151 I got onto 12&18 to head home. As I merged in front of a big cluster of cars I recognized an f-body’s headlights in my rear view mirror. As the Pontiac pulled up next to me, I being an f-body fan realized it wasn’t a Trans Am or a Formula…no it was an average Firebird with a 3.8l V6. Just so you know I prefer racing from a dead stop because it takes more skill and it’s more fair to me. So we are cruising at about 60 mph and he drops the hammer and gets the jump on me so I downshift to fourth and gun it (should’ve been third). He gets a cl on me before I very slowly start to reel him in and once my nose reaches his rear bumper we both let off (about 90 mph) because of traffic in front of us. We maneuver in front of the cluster of cars so we have clear road for a second run. Once again he gets the jump on me but this time I downshifted into third, pulled in front of him and got into his lane because there was a slow car in my lane. I guess he wasn’t finished because once I got in front of the slow car he pulled up next to me and immediately beat me on the jump for a third time so once again I downshifted to third and pulled ahead of him without much trouble, then I see a pair of familiar tail lights about 30 cl ahead of me….it was a Crown Vics tail lights! I immediately step on the brakes but the Firebird doesn’t seem to notice them as he keeps on going at 100 mph. I watched the Firebird get even with the Crown Vic and immediately hit the brakes and jump onto the exit ramp. I was thinking why doesn’t the cop pursue the Firebird? It really didn’t make sense to me…you would think a cop would do something if he saw two cars flying up behind him a 100 mph right? Well when I caught up the Crown Vic I saw it was just a civilian car not a police interceptor. Oops. Oh well I was able to blow off some steam that night.
The last paragraph is how my night ended…read if you want.
I got home at about 3 am and I didn’t turn any lights on because my parents were sleeping but I did go to the kitchen to get a little snack. Usually when a bowl is left out on the counter there is candy in it so I reach in without looking and grab a handful of what I thought was m&m’s It turns out my mom was setting up a new fish tank that day and she put a bunch of fish tank rocks in the bowl. Yeah it sucks to bite down on a mouthful of fish tank rocks at 3 am. I hope you enjoyed reading about my Friday night.