I thought I had homework due tomorrow and found out it's not due til Thursday...so to celebrate me and my roommate went to 7-11 for some beer.

Outside on the way to the car I was checking out this hot blonde and I walked into a pole and split my forehead open...the bleeding has stopped but I have a killer headache...

I'm going to see my girlfriend on Friday and I have no idea how I'm gonna explain this...

"You should see the other guy!"

hahahahahahahahaha.... bad luck man... bad luck

if it makes you feel any better.

I was leaving class the other day and I was talking to these 3 girls from class(they happen to be very attractive) and I walked right past my girlfriend who was waving at me and I didn't notice her. Yea, it was interesting to explain that one. Sorry about your forehead, that sucks.

you uh....hit your head as you bent down to vaccum under the table?........that could work...or uh...hit your head gettin into the car

haha Joe, after our physics class i was walking out of Nielsen and this hott blonde walked by. i had to turn my head and get the second glance... then i stumbled off the curb and almost fell.

And men think your in control - - - - -

;)
~*Teg*~

.... Outside on the way to the car I was checking out this hot blonde and I walked into a pole and split my forehead open...the bleeding has stopped but I have a killer headache...

I'm going to see my girlfriend on Friday and I have no idea how I'm gonna explain this...

"You should see the other guy!"
Try the MOFO classic excuse... "I was helping Curt with his suspension swap-out"... worked for Anthony.. well, his SO was there to witness it!
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it's been quite the barrel of laughs at work today...I have class in a couple hours so I'll be telling the story again.

My roommate claims to have tried to push me out of the way at the last second, I don't remember him pushing my shoulder but who knows...I think my brain blue screened and rebooted when it happened, lol. The welp is a bit off center, just over the inside end of my left eyebrow...maybe he kept me from breaking my nose or something.

Fortunately I don't bruise easily so the bump is a perfectly normal skin color and not black, blue, or green. Just a swollen lump and a 3/4" split in the skin.

Maybe you fell in the shower and hit your head on the faucet. Or, you tripped on something in your room (shoe?) and hit your head on the desk. Or just tell her the truth. That your roommate told you to look and check out this chick to verify that she was indeed exceedingly hott and you checked, then hit your head on a pole because you weren't looking where you were going.

you bent down to reach for something in your trunk then the OK wind closed it half way hitting you in your forehead.

Forget it dude, your screwed. Women have a way of figuring this stuff out :( .

right Anthony? HA!

the swelling has gone almost completely down...now I've just got this scab...

i saw the battle wound today! haha

Just wear a ski mask when you're around her and she'll never even notice the scab.

hahahaha...thats good.

I wish I had a good digital camera so I could have gotten some good pictures...the best I've got is with the camera phone but the quality is so poor on close-ups that you can't really see anything.

Jed saw it in class yesterday, lol - by then all the swelling had gone down so you didn't see it in its full glory! It was a knot about as big around as a quarter, looked like a golf ball had been buried in my skull and just had the top 1/3 sticking out. It looked really nasty when i got home right aftward cause I had blood everywhere...my roommates that didn't go to 7-11 w/ me were like oh my god! what happened?! when i walked in, lol.

I went back to 7-11 last night and saw the pole...no damage. I flipped it off, though.

I went back to 7-11 last night and saw the pole...no damage. I flipped it off, though.

that's the spirit!

joe i think i see you around campus lodge, you got your car back?

oh yeah I've got it. Still got those nasty old 15s on it though...