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dos Santos
07-18-2005, 02:33 PM
They're still in my car!!!!

Actually, they're not really in the interior much. They seem to be coming out of the front fender area. Then they climb out and walk along the door sill on the drivers side, and even out along the A pillar, along the top of the car, etc...

What do I do?

I think they've started a colony in there. They don't go inside the car much though.

Should I throw some kind of bomb under the car and let it seep up into the fender?

:help

BimmerDawg
07-18-2005, 02:43 PM
Grenade.

HypnosisRacing
07-18-2005, 02:47 PM
Bring it to a detail shop and tell them the problem you have...alot of times when your driving you can get alot of crap built up in the underside and various little nooks and cranies of your car, and if theres like bugs or even small birds, you might not EVER see them, but ants will be all over that to eat...just take it to a detail shop and tell them your issue, have them pressure wash the engine bay, the wheel wells, the underside and then clean thouroughly the interior and floor mats/seats and door jams.

This happened to me when i owned my Acura CL Type-S, and it took 2 details before the ants were completely gone...some detail places you can call in the yellow pages even have ant evacuation they can do to your car for like $75...and it will get rid of them permanently the first time. I'd give you my detail guys number but he's in Hawaii for 2 weeks unfortunately.

Jean-Claude
07-18-2005, 04:25 PM
I say remove your seats completely and call a steam cleaner out. Then place some ant baits if you still have them.

tabasco
07-18-2005, 04:25 PM
Grenade.

x2

aMiR M3
07-18-2005, 04:59 PM
pressure wash the car....spray under too and if you know the right thing to cover up in the engine bay then go ahead and spray that area also.

dos Santos
07-18-2005, 05:22 PM
Just took a fogger and sprayed out the inner part of the fender where they're hiding, hopefully that got them. Actually, when i sprayed it, i didnt see a single ant leave. I bet you they migrated over to the other fender...just to piss me off.

dos Santos
07-19-2005, 02:41 PM
I think I took care of them. I didnt see a single one today. I guess the fogger got them. Either that, or they're just busy mating and reproducing some kind of giant mutant ant that has adapted to the stuff I gassed them with.... :eek:

Doctor Wha
07-19-2005, 03:22 PM
Either that, or they're just busy mating and reproducing some kind of giant mutant ant that has adapted to the stuff I gassed them with.... :eek:


MWUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

http://hymenoptera.tamu.edu/imaging/images/gallery6_fa_face.jpg

:devillook ;)

delgadoduvidoso
07-19-2005, 04:44 PM
"Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. Dr. Wha's home has apparently been taken over- 'conquered' if you will- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthman or merely enslave him. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here..."

dos Santos
07-19-2005, 04:54 PM
haha! I just pulled that photo up here at work, and the guy behind me goes "What the F#$%?! Is that an ant?!" :stickoutt

Doctor Wha
07-19-2005, 06:16 PM
haha! I just pulled that photo up here at work, and the guy behind me goes "What the F#$%?! Is that an ant?!" :stickoutt
:rofl

Then my work here is done! :alright :buttrock


And del... Fear not! I have not been conquered. I'm one of those people who would sooner turn my property into the permanent site of an uber-toxic chemical cloud than be conquered by insects. :shifty

Better living through chemistry! :redspot



And if those space ants show up, well, they're gonna find some trouble waiting for them! :ar15firin :para: :ak

dos Santos
07-19-2005, 06:52 PM
And if those space ants show up, well, they're gonna find some trouble waiting for them! :ar15firin :para: :ak

What about mutating a giant space ant eating aardvark?! :eek:

I'm sure it would be less of a threat than the ants, unless it started to suck in people.

adeelpowers
07-20-2005, 03:19 AM
That ant needs to shave. Wait, its brown so that means it has a constant 5 o'clock shadow. :rolleyes

Doctor Wha
07-20-2005, 06:54 AM
What about mutating a giant space ant eating aardvark?! :eek:
I'm sure it would be less of a threat than the ants, unless it started to suck in people.
Hmmm...

I'll throw one into the Neutronicus Positerrifier Reactorifferator, and see what comes out. :ponder

Mwuuhahahahahahahahaaaaa!! :menani

G. P. Burdell
07-20-2005, 07:29 AM
What about mutating a giant space ant eating aardvark?! :eek:
Don't know about giant mutant aardvarks, but if you still have ants in your car, you could leave a normal aardvark in there for a few days. It would feast on the ants, and while it's in there, you could use the HOV lanes. I wonder how you'd explain it to a police officer if you got pulled over. "Yes, Officer, this is my cousin. Yeah, he's a little hairy, smells funny, and has a weird nose, but we love him nonetheless."

dos Santos
07-20-2005, 10:34 AM
Don't know about giant mutant aardvarks, but if you still have ants in your car, you could leave a normal aardvark in there for a few days. It would feast on the ants, and while it's in there, you could use the HOV lanes. I wonder how you'd explain it to a police officer if you got pulled over. "Yes, Officer, this is my cousin. Yeah, he's a little hairy, smells funny, and has a weird nose, but we love him nonetheless."

AHAHAHA! I was in class this morning when i read this, and i just about choked trying to stop my laughing. :lol

I think the cop would let me off just from sheer pity.