I'd point it straight up at the sky and shoot heaven on down for you. :love

wheres a tow boat when you need one.. :rolleyes

wheres a tow boat when you need one.. :rolleyes

karl ///Maloned

What is going on here??? I think you'd need a 8 GA for that.

Uh, ... I have a shotgun. :devillook

Sorry Jalfred:

76-10-509.9. Sales of firearms to juveniles.

(1) A person may not sell any firearm to a minor under 18 years of age unless the minor is accompanied by a parent or guardian.
(2) Any person who violates this section is guilty of a third degree felony.

Enacted by Chapter 13, 1993 Special Session 2

Chach has been pwnerated.

My shotgun is not for sale.

Oh, and chach, you cant fire it into the air either. Unless your in the desert or some chit like dat.

Cant fire what into the air?

Cant fire what into the air?

Um, the shotgun, as previously discussed in this thread.

Umm... Johnny... I can go out and buy a shotgun right now.

There's plenty of them there plinkin' farms in the Midwest, ya hear.

Oh, and chach, you cant fire it into the air either. Unless your in the desert or some chit like dat.

Or at the Holladay Gun Club, in which case you can fire it over Wasatch Blvd. :buttrock

Which, by the way, I'm told is going to be closing soon.

Or at the Holladay Gun Club, in which case you can fire it over Wasatch Blvd. :buttrock

Which, by the way, I'm told is going to be closing soon.


We need to have an official, or non-official since only jb can makes things official, range or desert day. (those of us with weaponry that is). Ben could use his wolverine hunting skills.

let's do it!

I know you mean in UTAH with BMW's surrounding you in sort of a "circle the wagons" type of scenario. This is of course while teenage BMW models wearing UTAH t-shirts dance to the tune of Fiddler on the Roof and people of red-skin hunker down on you with arrows the size of redwood saplings. But in the end, you are successful and heaven does come down and you fall in love once again with yourself... :rolleyes


P.S. this is my effort to keep the posting relative for moderations sake...
:lol

We need to have an official, or non-official since only jb can makes things official, range or desert day. (those of us with weaponry that is). Ben could use his wolverine hunting skills.
It's officially declared official.

:rofl

I could hunt more wolverines with my supreme bow staff and nunchuck skills than Ben could ever hunt.

We need to have an official, or non-official since only jb can makes things official, range or desert day. (those of us with weaponry that is). Ben could use his wolverine hunting skills.
I'll bring my Fricken 12 GA then!

I'm in for a shooting day. So, is my wife.

Hey, I have a pistol and some of those things that load it. Could some one show me how to operate it?

Johnny will get have you with a license to Conceal when he gets done with ya. ;)

i am so up for this. i would like to go shoot stuff and the sooner the better. i'll bring a shotgun and my favorite .45

My threads are always the best.

Nice, I shall plan it then. Stay tuned for date and time. We will either meet at a range, or have a drive and shoot out west or something. I would prefer not a shoot while driving, I know it's the in thing to do in WVC, but that would create more work for me and I dont need that.

Ben, where's Ben? He was always bothering me to shoot my AR15.

p.s., sorry folks, I don't shoot animals of any sort. We'll have to stick to bottles, cans, and Hondas.

If given sufficient advance notice, I could borrow my dad's trap thrower and we could shoot a little trap out in the desert. It's substantially cheaper than going to the gun club.

If given sufficient advance notice, I could borrow my dad's trap thrower and we could shoot a little trap out in the desert. It's substantially cheaper than going to the gun club.


THAT would be Gary Gnu Gnarly!

In an effort to keep this thread on topic, I have a couple of old roundels that we should launch with the trap thrower.

In an effort to keep this thread on topic, I have a couple of old roundels that we should launch with the trap thrower.
I have some old BMW parts that we can blow up, shoot, explode, whatever (insert more synonyms here). Of course, this would happen after we drive in our BMWs and other fine German automobiles to the destination, while we talk about BMW-related topics, how much we love bf and enjoy each other's cars. :devillook

I've got a few boxes of orange disc-thingers (the name escapes me now) in my garage too.

PULL!

PULL!


:ripperwho

In an effort to keep this thread on topic, I have a couple of old roundels that we should launch with the trap thrower.

I don't think I could hit a roundel or a CP with my pistol.

Are all handguns pistols? I have a .38/357 with the round thing (revolver?) and 40? with a clip. I guess I have two with a clip. I inherited a 22 semi-automatic pistol and a muzzle loader rifle from my father.

I've got a few boxes of orange disc-thingers (the name escapes me now) in my garage too.

PULL!

in New York we call them Pigeons. we shoot them, bang.

in New York we call them Pigeons. we shoot them, bang.

And then you sell them to little kids, don't you Matt? :mad




:D

Clay Birds

My threads are always the best.
DOT

And then you sell them to little kids, don't you Matt? :mad




:D
Pretty bird, pretty bird...

One of the funest times I've ever had on the range was when I had saved up a bunch of plastic milk jugs. We filled them up with water and put the lids on them. When hit with a high-powered rifle (30.06) at 100 yards they just explode! Pretty fun.

Save your milk bottles (with lids).

Perfection.
When we were in Vegas we went out and shot some high powered stuff and we bought Watermellons, 2L Sodas & A blow up Sheep that we filled up with Red coolaid.
It was very fun. :D
Only Downside was, it was hotter than hell itself.
I'll try to compile some video of the event.

... When we were in Vegas ... A blow up Sheep that we filled up with Red coolaid ... .

I'd heard you can buy anything in Vegas! A blow up sheep?

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

It was so funny, we just had to buy it... :D
We decided that next time it need to have a carbonated beverage in it, so that it might blow up a little more when hit...
Although it was a sex toy...the anatomy was complete... :shifty
I hope you don't judge me just based on this knowledge... :devillook
(I'm compiling some video as we speak...)

I only need to borrow it Johnny. I dont need to shoot it in the desert

:rolleyes

frY 5aUce

What I need it for, no man shall ever knoweth.

:paranoid:

I'm in Vegas now.

It is hot. I think there were hot girls at the pool.


I worked and did not seem them.

I've heard a lot of the hotels have pools and patios for "european" sunbathing. Go check it out and bring us a full report.

I am off to OG with clients.

I can not post what will happen.

I am off to OG with clients.

I can not post what will happen.

ewww. Olive Garden?

Your Las Vegas and you are going to Olive Garden?

That's tantamount to having Earl Sheib paint your BMW.. :rolleyes

I'm sure the OG in Vegas features lap dancers.

I'd heard you can buy anything in Vegas! A blow up sheep?

Yes they are called "Love Ewe's".... :eek: UH, Ive said too much huh? :rolleyes

I'm sure the OG in Vegas features lap dancers.


Complimentary w/ purchase of breadsticks and dipping sauce.

Yes they are called "Love Ewe's".... :eek: UH, Ive said too much huh? :rolleyes


:rofl

Olympic Garden, I thought it was going to be an off shoot of Olive Garden. I was thinking I was going to have the pasta bowl.

Strange place, the "waitresses" were very friendly but never took our food order. Disorientated for starvation we ended up staying anyway.

Did I call it or what?

From: http://www.vegas.com/nightlife/stripclubs/olympicgarden.html
Hours of operation: Open daily, 24 hours.
"Men of Olympus": Sunday, Wednesday - Thursday, 9 p.m. - 2 a.m.
Friday - Saturday, 8 p.m. - 4 a.m.

Cover price:
Locals: Free before 6 p.m., $10 after 6 p.m.
Non-residents: Free before 6 p.m., $20 after 6 p.m.
Arriving by taxi/limo: $20

The Ladies: Very good. Nice variety of dancers.

Skin Factor: Topless.

Dances:
Lap dance: $20 (on floor).
Lap dance: $30 (on stage).

Music: Variety of music types.

Alcohol: Yes, drinks available at either the downstairs or upstairs bar.

Food: Available.

ATM: Yes.

Atmosphere: Five stages downstairs, one big stage upstairs.

Parking: Free parking at the left side of the building.

Special events: TBA.

Olympic Garden won the 2004 Las Vegas Weekly Nightie Award for Gentleman's Club.


In other words, this ain't no trashy joint.

:lol

Geoff is my hero!

The "skin factor" may be positive, but do they have that all-you-can-eat salad that I love at Olive Garden?

I have been there. :wave

I didn't go back and read the first page yet, but how the hell did this turn into a strip club meet?

In other words, this ain't no trashy joint.

Ummm... no it is kind of high end. Having said that I closed a 100K deal and ran up a 7K "bar" tab so a fine night.

My head still hurts however, and I think I have to go back tonight still with ZZ Top :(

So day I am still hoping to get a real job.

I didn't go back and read the first page yet, but how the hell did this turn into a strip club meet?

Regardless of how they start, all our threads tend to lean in that direction sooner or later.

My head still hurts however, and I think I have to go back tonight still with ZZ Top :(



Ah, yea, I used to play with ZZ Top.

Ah, yea, I used to play with ZZ Top.


Your a man of many do's. First the afro from hell, now the ZZ top. I'm impressed. All I can stand for is a set of pink high-tops and a tu-tu.

a set of pink high-tops and a tu-tu.

Sounds like something Makr would do... :confused ;)

Ummm... no it is kind of high end. Having said that I closed a 100K deal and ran up a 7K "bar" tab so a fine night.

My head still hurts however, and I think I have to go back tonight still with ZZ Top :(

So day I am still hoping to get a real job.
$7K "bar" tabs > Juu

How long were you there? 12 hours/$7K = $583 an hour. That's some serious drinks and lap dances alright!

8 people, 4 hours, so like 200ish / hour / person + tip to get our sorry asses driven home in limo. In the OG world we were light weights too, there was some arab guys in the other VIP section that must have done 3 times that just on champagne.

While I would be willing to try I don't think I could blow that money on just me, but I will say that it always makes me feel "special" when the second the company credit card comes out and I ask to be seated in VIP every girl in the place comes over to tell me how cute I am :)

I'm pretty sure they really liked me.

meh all of my guns are back home. I would like to attend however!

i'm going to open a combination shooting range / strip club in vegas.

Can we arrange some strippers for this jaunt that Johnny is planning? Sort of a test market...

I'm just wondering if Johnny teaches those conceal/carry classes so I can get my permit.

I'm just wondering if Johnny teaches those conceal/carry classes so I can get my permit.

No sorry, I do not. I'm not a firearms instructor.

Boooooooooooooooooooooo Johnny, boooooooooooooooooooooooo.