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Hooxplow
05-04-2005, 10:21 AM
After what seems to have been the longest two months of my life, I am finally done with this shitty semester. I've been watching the forums here and there so I know all the good shit I've missed out on over the last little while. Also, the girl that I've been spending all my free time with is heading to Europe for a month on Saturday. This means I will have no excuses not to be at every meet this month.

So, with that said, I think we need to have an OMG SCHOOL IS OVER BBQ. Now, since I live in a condo with no yard (in the ghetto), one of you fine souls will have to host this shindig. Since you all just had one hell of a party from what I hear, we should probably schedule it for some time later this month.

Oh, my name is Jack for those of you who are new since I went AWOL. ( or for those that forgot about me )

Okay, now back to work

Teh Slows
05-04-2005, 10:27 AM
Oh boy! Another BBQ shweet

SehrSchnell
05-04-2005, 10:27 AM
Hello Jack :wave, good to see you again!

I am too wounded from this last rager to have another party that soon.:drool:

chmdrm
05-04-2005, 10:37 AM
Wuss.

Makr
05-04-2005, 10:38 AM
I wondered were you disapeared to. :wave

bradb1us
05-04-2005, 10:58 AM
Does anybody ever do any driving around here?

Or is it mostly BBQ's and booze?

Option two would be ok if there were hot chicks involved.

chmdrm
05-04-2005, 11:03 AM
Yes

Friday RMR street legal drags
Sunday SCCA E Center

BBQs etc. also seem to be full of hot chicks, cause someone has to drive me ass home.

Antwerp
05-04-2005, 11:04 AM
We can do both.
My last Final is tomorrow Jack, after that, I'm so with you! :thumbup:

Teh Slows
05-04-2005, 11:11 AM
Yes

Friday RMR street legal drags
Sunday SCCA E Center

BBQs etc. also seem to be full of hot chicks, cause someone has to drive me ass home.


Me and Cam went down last Sunday and there wasnt anyone there :(

chmdrm
05-04-2005, 11:24 AM
Me and Cam went down last Sunday and there wasnt anyone there :(

SCCA events: http://forums.utahscca.com/viewtopic.php?t=981

RMR events: http://www.rmrracing.com/2005/schedule/schedule.htm

///Molloy
05-04-2005, 11:31 AM
Brad, idrive.

:wave

Hooxplow
05-04-2005, 11:33 AM
If this damn rain would stop for more than 5 hours at a time we could have a car washing party.

///Molloy
05-04-2005, 11:40 AM
If this damn rain would stop for more than 5 hours at a time we could have a car washing party.

are you going to bring Leaza so we can convince her to get an M3 and so she and I can shoot the shit about new Bankruptcy Legislation?

black325isgirl
05-04-2005, 11:43 AM
Does anybody ever do any driving around here?

Or is it mostly BBQ's and booze?

Option two would be ok if there were hot chicks involved.

You missed all the hot chicks that were at Johnny's BBQ. Unfortunately for you they were all taken, and I'm sure they're respective men would put up quite a fight... :shifty

:wave Jack

chasmanbmwfan
05-04-2005, 12:42 PM
I need to check with the boss, but I'm itching for a drive this Saturday.

chmdrm
05-04-2005, 12:47 PM
I need to check with the boss, but I'm itching for a drive this Saturday.

Come racing friday or sunday!

chasmanbmwfan
05-04-2005, 01:04 PM
Read my lips: "Saturday"
Work Friday
Mother's Day Sunday. Racing on Mother's day and I will be sleeping on Makr's couch.

croberts12
05-04-2005, 01:08 PM
I need to check with the boss, but I'm itching for a drive this Saturday.


I, the boss, give permission for an event saturday :)

chmdrm
05-04-2005, 01:09 PM
The couch does not look to bad, and there are lots of motorcycles to play with.

chasmanbmwfan
05-04-2005, 01:17 PM
Does he have Satellite TV?

///Molloy
05-04-2005, 01:27 PM
Come racing friday or sunday!

OH SHIT geoff, I will NOT be there on Sunday.
I totally forgot about MOthers Day.
sorry.

Antwerp
05-04-2005, 01:31 PM
OH SHIT geoff, I will NOT be there on Sunday.
I totally forgot about MOthers Day.
sorry.
:lol at Matt.

I'm out unfortunately too. Still a little early for me to be ditching the wifey.

Antwerp
05-04-2005, 01:34 PM
We should all just go on Sunday and then we'll all crash at Makr's afterwards...

Hehe. WE may have to move a few of his Bike's out though...

I don't know if Makr will be cool to dat. :devillook

(Where's Nick, so he can come in here an call us pussy whipped...)

chmdrm
05-04-2005, 02:04 PM
WOW

You guys really need to be better at the planning ahead / sucking up stuff.

Friday: Racing
Saturday: Chores / maybe install new parts for Racing Sunday
Saturday night: Massive suck up dinner at Melting Pot
Sunday: Racing

Hooxplow
05-04-2005, 03:21 PM
:wave Matt

Please don't tell anyone how dirty my car is

kthx

Antwerp
05-04-2005, 03:36 PM
WOW

You guys really need to be better at the planning ahead / sucking up stuff.

Friday: Racing
Saturday: Chores / maybe install new parts for Racing Sunday
Saturday night: Massive suck up dinner at Melting Pot
Sunday: Racing
Some people have this thing called work on Friday and Saturday. :(

///Molloy
05-04-2005, 03:37 PM
:wave Matt

Please don't tell anyone how dirty my car is

kthx

EVERYONE>>>>

COSMOS E36 M3 WITH ARCHED SPOILER AND STAGGARD 10 SPOKES... was spotted on State Street. (so tight.)

It was JACK... the rumors are untrue. HE LIVES.

gtiguy
05-04-2005, 06:29 PM
Maybe I should do something for my daughter's mother for mother's day. Her husband probably wouldn't approve anyway so I guess I'll go racing. :)

chasmanbmwfan
05-04-2005, 06:43 PM
Your daughter should definitely do something. You, sir, are off the hook.

Makr
05-04-2005, 06:56 PM
YOU ARE ALL PUSSY WHIPPED!!!!!!!111111!!!!!11111!!!!!!111111


Makr acting as Nick.


Racing on Sunday, next, might be a compilation of odd ducks.:confused

My couch is always available.

chasmanbmwfan
05-04-2005, 07:01 PM
YOU ARE ALL PUSSY WHIPPED!!!!!!!111111!!!!!11111!!!!!!111111


Makr acting as Nick.


Racing on Sunday, next, might be a compilation of odd ducks.:confused

My couch is always available.


FYI: Secret of a good marriage: "Yes dear"

Antwerp
05-04-2005, 07:09 PM
That, and... The glue that holds a marriage together is not semen.

Makr
05-04-2005, 07:15 PM
Fifteen years I said "yes, dear". Now I can mock all of you. Hahahahahahaha :redspot

chmdrm
05-04-2005, 07:26 PM
Secret of good marriage .... sucking up enough at other times to be able to race on Mothers day with out getting in shit.

So Sunday is Me, Louis, Makr ... Johnny?

Anyone else up for the Drags Friday night?

Makr
05-04-2005, 07:39 PM
Johnny will be in Moab.

SehrSchnell
05-04-2005, 10:58 PM
Johnny will be in Moab.

Si. Well on my way back so I can take my mummy out to dinner or somethin.

Hooxplow
05-05-2005, 02:05 AM
this is the last weekend i have plans. Heading to good old cedar city to visit the folks. hmmm i wonder if i can break my record of 2 hours and 35 minutes drive time :devillook

///Molloy
05-05-2005, 10:07 AM
Secret of good marriage .... sucking up enough at other times to be able to race on Mothers day with out getting in shit.

So Sunday is Me, Louis, Makr ... Johnny?

Anyone else up for the Drags Friday night?
I understand that Dennis and Cameron will be there towards the later part of the evening for midnights.

chmdrm
05-05-2005, 10:34 AM
Think the doors open for midnights at 10, but expect the cars to start arriving by 7. First 300 get to race, and by 8 they were turning away cars last year.

This will be the first one of the year, so I'd expect it to be packed with both cars and young hoochie mamas.

The ones I did in the past were just so not worth it as your lucky you get 2 or 3 runs in before 2 AM and they don't prep the track, so it is slick as shit. Brackets are a bit of a pain as they start earlier but you get a ton more runs in on a stickier track.

Stands arn't full of hoochies however, for better of for worse.

Makr
05-05-2005, 11:27 AM
Hoochie mamas you say? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

black325isgirl
05-05-2005, 11:55 AM
Hoochie mamas you say? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

It's true.
I once described the midnights as 'Utah's only outdoor underage hoochie hook-up spot' on another board (One which Spencer has been known to look at)

The next season they built that little 'club' building out front... :shifty

chmdrm
05-05-2005, 12:24 PM
Bands, DJ's, the works. I'm betting that most of the people that went to "watch" never saw the cars run.

Tonus
05-05-2005, 12:34 PM
I have a da work till midnight but I'll contact you guys and bomb it out there!!1

12:03
05-06-2005, 09:50 AM
I miss you Jack

x801x
05-06-2005, 02:20 PM
Jack? Jack never had his car! Granny shifting, not double clutching like he should! Too soon, junior. :nono

black325isgirl
05-06-2005, 02:55 PM
:wave Hi new guy

chasmanbmwfan
05-06-2005, 03:22 PM
New guy with attitude. That's what we like.

flyboyM535i
05-06-2005, 03:38 PM
If this damn rain would stop for more than 5 hours at a time we could have a car washing party.

That didn't stop me from washing my car two days ago, ...

...and again yesterday, ...

...and again today...

Stop the insanity!!! :eyecrazy

chmdrm
05-06-2005, 03:40 PM
I just washed mine ... and then it rained.

And now the sun is out again.

///Molloy
05-06-2005, 03:55 PM
I just washed mine ... and then it rained.

And now the sun is out again.

Look west white wizard.
A storm is rising in the West.

Hooxplow
05-06-2005, 04:23 PM
nice car x801x, did you have to overnight parts from Japahhhn?

x801x
05-06-2005, 04:49 PM
nice car x801x, did you have to overnight parts from Japahhhn?
Yeah, don't you remember? We were racing and my passenger floor panel unbolted and started sparking. I had to overnight a new manifold after that. :(

P.S. I wash my car more than Jack and mines only a lowly Toyota. Shame on you, Jack.

Hooxplow
05-06-2005, 04:50 PM
and you get to park in a garage you whore, I have to leave my baby unprotected in the ghetto :(

///Molloy
05-06-2005, 04:51 PM
Jack,

http://bimmers.baddreams.org/molloy/fd391945.gif

Hooxplow
05-06-2005, 04:51 PM
OH on the up side, my front wheels have so much brake dust on them it looks like I had them powder coated gunmetal. :buttrock

Makr
05-06-2005, 05:01 PM
Jacks car dont need no water. Jacks car dont need no water.

Hooxplow
05-06-2005, 05:12 PM
yeah water fucks with my protective dust coating