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SehrSchnell 04-27-2005, 06:54 PM Just reviewing a case-
" One adult male found sleeping in a porta-potty. Adult male was intoxicated and in possession of a half a bottle of Vodka. Subject cited and booked into Salt Lake County Metro Jail without incident".
Antwerp 04-27-2005, 07:34 PM Hahahahah. Disgusting! I'd take a park bench over a port-a-potty anyday!
BIMMERBOYZ 04-27-2005, 08:05 PM Hahahahah. Disgusting! I'd take a park bench over a port-a-potty anyday!
Maybe it was raining.
jmabey 04-27-2005, 08:50 PM it is raining :(
SehrSchnell 04-27-2005, 09:14 PM No. It wasnt raining and he was a drunk bum that passed out on the toilet with his pants down. NevAr evAr go to the potty with a BAC level above .30
chasmanbmwfan 04-27-2005, 09:34 PM I try to avoid Porta Potty's altogether.
SehrSchnell 04-27-2005, 10:14 PM I try to avoid Porta Potty's altogether.
I concur. They are a breeding ground for those saber-toothed crotch critters. EWW!
chmdrm 04-27-2005, 10:33 PM NevAr evAr go to the potty with a BAC level above .30
Very good advice. I will need to write that down.
chasmanbmwfan 04-27-2005, 10:50 PM I have a very funny video of a porta potty getting knocked over with a guy in it. If only I had hosting capabilities, I would share it with you'all.
euro4life 04-27-2005, 11:21 PM I have a very funny video of a porta potty getting knocked over with a guy in it. If only I had hosting capabilities, I would share it with you'all.
thats torture.
find a host or ban.
chasmanbmwfan 04-27-2005, 11:29 PM You have hosting capabilities? I'll email you the vid and you can host it.
euro4life 04-27-2005, 11:38 PM You have hosting capabilities? I'll email you the vid and you can host it.
How big is the video?
chasmanbmwfan 04-27-2005, 11:40 PM About a meg.
Email sent. The ball's in your court.
euro4life 04-27-2005, 11:42 PM About a meg.
Email sent. The ball's in your court.
Wait. What email did you send it to?
Send it to hotmail account. euro4life1
Otherwise I can't get it until tomorrow.
euro4life 04-27-2005, 11:55 PM Here. (http://bimmers.baddreams.org/molloy/ohcrap.wmv)
chmdrm 04-27-2005, 11:59 PM Oh, that has to suck.
SLC///M3 04-28-2005, 12:05 AM Oh, that has to suck.
talk about having a bad day
euro4life 04-28-2005, 12:14 AM Soggy.
Tonus 04-28-2005, 11:30 AM No. It wasnt raining and he was a drunk bum that passed out on the toilet with his pants down. NevAr evAr go to the potty with a BAC level above .30
Been there, done that!!! Well it was in someone's house in Havasu.
SPRING BREAK 2004, I'll try and find the pic someone shot of me. :(
SehrSchnell 04-28-2005, 11:35 AM OH POOH! That was freakin hilarious! :rofl :rofl
chasmanbmwfan 04-28-2005, 12:31 PM Been there, done that!!! Well it was in someone's house in Havasu.
SPRING BREAK 2004, I'll try and find the pic someone shot of me. :(
This ain't gonna be pretty.
Hahahahaha Funny how he is the only guy with a tie on. :devillook
Antwerp 04-28-2005, 04:28 PM I *heart* the intraweb. heheeh
Tonus 04-28-2005, 06:09 PM You should of seen my face when I pulled it off the counter next to the toilet, and saw the door wide open. I went out in the kitchen to get breakfast. I looked at my only semi-sober friend and as I opened my mouth to ask "you didn't...., he says "I already got it." :D
:( then I went to bed.
Tonus 04-28-2005, 06:52 PM One of my Fraternity bros has them. I will search, this thread will be brought back from the grave (it's going to take a while, but don't worry)
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