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SehrSchnell
04-27-2005, 06:54 PM
Just reviewing a case-

" One adult male found sleeping in a porta-potty. Adult male was intoxicated and in possession of a half a bottle of Vodka. Subject cited and booked into Salt Lake County Metro Jail without incident".

Antwerp
04-27-2005, 07:34 PM
Hahahahah. Disgusting! I'd take a park bench over a port-a-potty anyday!

BIMMERBOYZ
04-27-2005, 08:05 PM
Hahahahah. Disgusting! I'd take a park bench over a port-a-potty anyday!
Maybe it was raining.

jmabey
04-27-2005, 08:50 PM
it is raining :(

SehrSchnell
04-27-2005, 09:14 PM
No. It wasnt raining and he was a drunk bum that passed out on the toilet with his pants down. NevAr evAr go to the potty with a BAC level above .30

chasmanbmwfan
04-27-2005, 09:34 PM
I try to avoid Porta Potty's altogether.

SehrSchnell
04-27-2005, 10:14 PM
I try to avoid Porta Potty's altogether.

I concur. They are a breeding ground for those saber-toothed crotch critters. EWW!

chmdrm
04-27-2005, 10:33 PM
NevAr evAr go to the potty with a BAC level above .30

Very good advice. I will need to write that down.

chasmanbmwfan
04-27-2005, 10:50 PM
I have a very funny video of a porta potty getting knocked over with a guy in it. If only I had hosting capabilities, I would share it with you'all.

euro4life
04-27-2005, 11:21 PM
I have a very funny video of a porta potty getting knocked over with a guy in it. If only I had hosting capabilities, I would share it with you'all.
thats torture.

find a host or ban.

chasmanbmwfan
04-27-2005, 11:29 PM
You have hosting capabilities? I'll email you the vid and you can host it.

euro4life
04-27-2005, 11:38 PM
You have hosting capabilities? I'll email you the vid and you can host it.
How big is the video?

chasmanbmwfan
04-27-2005, 11:40 PM
About a meg.

Email sent. The ball's in your court.

euro4life
04-27-2005, 11:42 PM
About a meg.

Email sent. The ball's in your court.
Wait. What email did you send it to?

Send it to hotmail account. euro4life1

Otherwise I can't get it until tomorrow.

euro4life
04-27-2005, 11:55 PM
Here. (http://bimmers.baddreams.org/molloy/ohcrap.wmv)

chmdrm
04-27-2005, 11:59 PM
Oh, that has to suck.

SLC///M3
04-28-2005, 12:05 AM
Oh, that has to suck.

talk about having a bad day

euro4life
04-28-2005, 12:14 AM
Soggy.

Tonus
04-28-2005, 11:30 AM
No. It wasnt raining and he was a drunk bum that passed out on the toilet with his pants down. NevAr evAr go to the potty with a BAC level above .30


Been there, done that!!! Well it was in someone's house in Havasu.

SPRING BREAK 2004, I'll try and find the pic someone shot of me. :(

SehrSchnell
04-28-2005, 11:35 AM
OH POOH! That was freakin hilarious! :rofl :rofl

chasmanbmwfan
04-28-2005, 12:31 PM
Been there, done that!!! Well it was in someone's house in Havasu.

SPRING BREAK 2004, I'll try and find the pic someone shot of me. :(

This ain't gonna be pretty.

Makr
04-28-2005, 12:36 PM
Hahahahaha Funny how he is the only guy with a tie on. :devillook

Antwerp
04-28-2005, 04:28 PM
I *heart* the intraweb. heheeh

Tonus
04-28-2005, 06:09 PM
You should of seen my face when I pulled it off the counter next to the toilet, and saw the door wide open. I went out in the kitchen to get breakfast. I looked at my only semi-sober friend and as I opened my mouth to ask "you didn't...., he says "I already got it." :D

:( then I went to bed.

Makr
04-28-2005, 06:12 PM
Pic or ban

Tonus
04-28-2005, 06:52 PM
One of my Fraternity bros has them. I will search, this thread will be brought back from the grave (it's going to take a while, but don't worry)