Driving my way over to work this morning I see a friend parked outside a supermarket, I drive over since I haven´t seen him in a good 6 months. We greet and such on, he compliment my car and I give him compliment´s about his 96, 328. So we keep talking and this other dude I dont know, but knew my friend comes over to us in his piece of sh*t volvo. He start´s talking about cars and how his father got a amazingly fast T5 and im going like oh cool yeah alright etc. And somehow this guy believes that the car he is driving (a volvo 240, supposedly modded) could easily outrun my bimmer (and my evo for that matter), so we agree to take the cars for a quick race just for fun. I connect my G-tec to the bimmer and we line up on the highway, no cars (amazingly enough), and the revving begins. I make a quick burnout and we line up once again. We take off and I leave him a good 6 cl back with my shiftlight´s going crazy :) Then we pull up to the parking lot and he start japping off that my car is modded (which this car isn´t), and how I had too much money on my hands and starts talking bs about my breytling watch and gold cuffs.....anyway he start´s talking crap like: "This is my first car I bet that if that was your first car it wouldn´t be a fast bmw it would be a car in his class". Then I told him that my first car was a Bmw 750iAL with a V12...Then he goes like your parent´s bought it for you and you probably haven´t done anything to deserve that car.
Then I just told him that I actually got stabbed with a 25cm long knife 7 times at my school, and I used the money I got from the lawsuit and insurance to buy that car, and how much pain I was in with a punctured lung to buy myself a nice car back then. The guy was spechless.......

Btw the guy that stabbed me got a remodeled face 1 minute after he stabbed me, by ME, no friends :P

Nice..

If someone stabbed me like that, I would try to write a post without using the f word.
:crazya

Nice Death but whats this about the stabbing sounds crazy. ouch!

Nice Death but whats this about the stabbing sounds crazy. ouch!

yeah got in a fight with a guy in my school...he´s 5 years or older than me...He stabbed me in the back 2 times and 4 times across my arms and such. He stabbed me while I wrestled him to the ground. Well he stabbed me but then he got to taste my elbow a couple of times and it ended up me playing soccer with his face around the parking lot at school, I still got bruises on my knuckles from his face. But the court decided that I was acting in self defence and i hurted him without no weapons, while he attacked me with the dagger.


= new bimmer for parham

:cool :cool LOL Sweet!

I wish I was still in high school so I can get stabbed so I can get a new car!!
Lets start stabbing eachother! :D

:cool :cool LOL Sweet!

I wish I was still in high school so I can get stabbed so I can get a new car!!
Lets start stabbing eachother! :D


You wouldn´t believe how many people said that to me when they saw my car and I told them how I got the cash for it back then...everyone was like: "hey u still got that switch blade"?
:)

Pics of his face?

Pics of his face?


haha u guys love pics :) I dont actually got any pics of his face, but it´s remodeled i promise ;) damn I saw some photo´s of my clothes that they took at the hospital....my t shirt and sweatshirt were a pile of blood, my jeans were cut up, saw some pics of myself 2...it was running blood like it was a river from my knuckles.

Im going to get some pics of the scars I got left, going to squeeze some more money out of him and the state...

haha u guys love pics :) I dont actually got any pics of his face, but it´s remodeled i promise ;) damn I saw some photo´s of my clothes that they took at the hospital....my t shirt and sweatshirt were a pile of blood, my jeans were cut up, saw some pics of myself 2...it was running blood like it was a river from my knuckles.

Im going to get some pics of the scars I got left, going to squeeze some more money out of him and the state...
Pics of your scars or ban :D

first off...you post a lotta kill stories :buttrock and i love it :buttrock
secondly...pics of blood or ban

Yes Please! Pics Please! :thumbup:

damn, sweden must be a tough place too grow up

Pics or more stabbing!

-Eff

j/k Sorry to hear that happened. Glad you gave him the business! Did he get time?

Pics of your scars or ban :D

hehe I got a call from the insurance company 2 days ago and they wanted me too send pictures of the remaining scars or I wouldn´t get the full amount of cash. So Im taking some pics tomorrow or on sunday and I could post them here too...
No bloody photos, just the scars from the knife, 2 on the back, one on my right rib (big) and a couple on my arms..

Btw I could send the picture I got from the exray at the hospital too, you´ll clearly see that I had a punctured lung.

Pics or more stabbing!

-Eff

j/k Sorry to hear that happened. Glad you gave him the business! Did he get time?


hehe no one fu**s with me in sweden hahah, or maybe they do...If they like russians and persians ;) Yeah he got 1 year...the sentences in sweden are a joke compared to the states. Pics are on the way.. Im at my girl´s house and she´s yelling too me from the pool...

hehe no one fu**s with me in sweden hahah, or maybe they do...If they like russians and persians ;) Yeah he got 1 year...the sentences in sweden are a joke compared to the states. Pics are on the way.. Im at my girl´s house and she´s yelling too me from the pool...


now we need pics of scars AND the girl, lol

hehe no one fu**s with me in sweden hahah, or maybe they do...If they like russians and persians ;) Yeah he got 1 year...the sentences in sweden are a joke compared to the states. Pics are on the way.. Im at my girl´s house and she´s yelling too me from the pool...
You sound like a right gezza :mad so wheres the pics :rolleyes

You sound like a right gezza :mad so wheres the pics :rolleyes


it´s 01:11 at night so im not in the photograph sense of mind. I´ll probably take the pics tomorrow...or yeah I will. The scars aint nasty, but one is, the one on my rib was real bad..well you´ll see for yourself tomorrow..

P.S what´s a gezza my nizzle?

now we need pics of scars AND the girl, lol


naaah man I aint exploiting my girl on the web ;) but i´ll tell u this...she´s long, blonde, blue eyed, and swedish :buttrock been together for a year now.

naaah man I aint exploiting my girl on the web ;) but i´ll tell u this...she´s long, blonde, blue eyed, and swedish :buttrock been together for a year now.
hey, that doesn't tell us a thing. Ask her for a fully clothed, very classy pic and put it on. Classy pics are better than nude pics anyways. Leaves more to the imagination and makes them seem sexier, since they are being total sluts. ;)

Im not sure how it is in sweden but i know growing up in Ireland was hard. I was so happy when i moved to America.

Parham...your life is a fugging kill story. Who cares about car races. When's the autobiography come out? :D

Im not sure how it is in sweden but i know growing up in Ireland was hard. I was so happy when i moved to America.

Some neighbourhoods is quiet and peaceful, like my girlfriends house, very beverly hills like enviroment. My neighbourhood is a little rough, no ghetto or anything but it´s nowhere u would want too start any beef in. There is some real "ghetto´s" in sweden but nothing compared to the US.

Some neighbourhoods is quiet and peaceful, like my girlfriends house, very beverly hills like enviroment. My neighbourhood is a little rough, no ghetto or anything but it´s nowhere u would want too start any beef in. There is some real "ghetto´s" in sweden but nothing compared to the US.
lol so lemme get this straight. Your rich neighborhoods aren't quite as rich as the state's, and your ghetto's aren't quite as ghetto as the states. So you are tossed somewhere in between, can't really excel at either one. :stickoutt

Parham...your life is a fugging kill story. Who cares about car races. When's the autobiography come out? :D


hahah I dont know how sarcastic you are, but my life is actually very quiet (except the engine sounds), that stabbing was the most dramatic event in my life. It was not fun to lye in the hospital for 2 weeks and pissing in a plastic container, im just happy my friends where there for all kinds of support. And my brother too for bringing me real food, hate that hospital manderine rice type of BS they call food.

lol so lemme get this straight. Your rich neighborhoods aren't quite as rich as the state's, and your ghetto's aren't quite as ghetto as the states. So you are tossed somewhere in between, can't really excel at either one. :stickoutt

let me explain it like this...you are in a neighborhood called Norby (where my girl lives), only big villa´s with pools and such on. You come to my neighbourhood which is a 20 min drive, you´ll see only apartment building´s, only people from the middle east who cant or speak very little swedish or english. We have had 8 shooting´s in approx 6 month´s, in one of them my childhood friend got killed, shot 9 times in the head by some peace of sh*t who got 9 years which he later on got bailed out from, and now that murderer is living in Iraq so he wont risk prostitucation. But otherwise sweden is very quiet and I would recommend y´all to come visit sometime, specially in the summer, lot´s of car competitions and drag races, and of course, beautiful girl´s everywhere, and I mean everywhere.

hey, that doesn't tell us a thing. Ask her for a fully clothed, very classy pic and put it on. Classy pics are better than nude pics anyways. Leaves more to the imagination and makes them seem sexier, since they are being total sluts. ;)


This pic aint exactly beautiful but it gives a good idea of how she looks like when she´s been sleeping over and we go to mcdonalds early in the morning...

This pic aint exactly beautiful but it gives a good idea of how she looks like when she´s been sleeping over and we go to mcdonalds early in the morning...
ahhhh.... very attractive. Good catch man. :thumbup: And see, that picture is nothing raunchy, leaves her all of her class and grace, and she still comes off very pretty. Good job. :)

ahhhh.... very attractive. Good catch man. :thumbup: And see, that picture is nothing raunchy, leaves her all of her class and grace, and she still comes off very pretty. Good job. :)


thanks alot :)

thanks alot :)
also as a side note. Your McDonalds seem to be alot nicer or cooler than ours. :)

I mean Ireland isnt bad its just if you go around thinking your big, hard, and better than everyone someone will you give one heck of a rough wake up call just ask my brother who was in the hospital for 2 weeks after the beating 3 guys gave him in an alley for no reason at all.

Your GF is very cute Parham. Make sure she understands that fast food is a "once in a while thing". Even the slimmest Swedish beauties are no match for the power of American fast food. Regular usage is gauranteed to make even the cutest posteriors grow and jiggle in time. :(

Anybody else get the vibe that McDonalds in Sweden is more like Outback or Sizzler in the US? At least I know the prices are on that level. I got my annual shareholders review and overall growth and margins in Europe and Asia are kicking butt. The US is dead market though...in terms of growth at least.

Your GF is very cute Parham. Make sure she understands that fast food is a "once in a while thing". Even the slimmest Swedish beauties are no match for the power of American fast food. Regular usage is gauranteed to make even the cutest posteriors grow and jiggle in time. :(

Anybody else get the vibe that McDonalds in Sweden is more like Outback or Sizzler in the US? At least I know the prices are on that level. I got my annual shareholders review and overall growth and margins in Europe and Asia are kicking butt. The US is dead market though...in terms of growth at least.
lol yeah, I agree with the first paragraph.

Now onto the second, yeah I noticed it looks more like a real restaurant, instead of fast food. So if you buy stock in mcdonalds, do you choose whether to purchase the international McD's or the american one, or is it all the same, and you just gotta hope that in europe they continue to hail mcdonalds as something greater than we do here in us?

lol yeah, I agree with the first paragraph.

Now onto the second, yeah I noticed it looks more like a real restaurant, instead of fast food. So if you buy stock in mcdonalds, do you choose whether to purchase the international McD's or the american one, or is it all the same, and you just gotta hope that in europe they continue to hail mcdonalds as something greater than we do here in us?

McDonalds (McDonalds Corp - MCD) is sold on the New York Stock Exhange. Their foreign business entities, affiliates and subsidiaries are mostly wholly owned and incorporated businesses. Micky D's has an international presence but their stock is only traded on the NYSE.

McDonalds (McDonalds Corp - MCD) is sold on the New York Stock Exhange. Their foreign business entities, affiliates and subsidiaries are mostly wholly owned and incorporated businesses. Micky D's has an international presence but their stock is only traded on the NYSE.
ok........but you said that in america, their growth is no more. but in europe they are stil lrising. is it all the same stock, and only growing thanks to their european presence. Or is there two different sets of stock lines for them? One being US market and the other being International Market?

ok........but you said that in america, their growth is no more. but in europe they are stil lrising. is it all the same stock, and only growing thanks to their european presence. Or is there two different sets of stock lines for them? One being US market and the other being International Market?

Look at it like Microsoft. They sell software all over the world and have subsidiary companies on most every continent, but all the international revenue rolls up to the parent company located in Seattle. When huge corporations complete their annual reports it's not just the income of the company they're based out of that they report. They report revenue around the globe. That's what McDonalds sent me. It's technically called an "audited annual financial report". It breaks down gross income, growth, margins and a few other things by business market (USDM, JDM, EDM, etc). But in the end the sum revenue total of those markets all falls under the multi billion dollar umbrella known as McDonalds Corporation.

Look at it like Microsoft. They sell software all over the world and have subsidiary companies on most every continent, but all the international revenue rolls up to the parent company located in Seattle. When huge corporations complete their annual reports it's not just the income of the company they're based out of that they report. They report revenue around the globe. That's what McDonalds sent me. It's technically called an "audited annual financial report". It breaks down gross income, growth, margins and a few other things by business market (USDM, JDM, EDM, etc). But in the end the sum revenue total of those markets all falls under the multi billion dollar umbrella known as McDonalds Corporation.
ahhhhh.....I understand a bit more. Which one do you invest in? And are you saying, if a person just invests in MCD (USDM I'm assuming) then if the Europoean market does well, it has the chance of helping the USCM stock?

Sorry, in 12th grade I took Economics, but only cause htey made me, I liked the stock market crap I learned alot, but I forgot it all once I got outof the class. :)

ahhhhh.....I understand a bit more. Which one do you invest in? And are you saying, if a person just invests in MCD (USDM I'm assuming) then if the Europoean market does well, it has the chance of helping the USCM stock?

Sorry, in 12th grade I took Economics, but only cause htey made me, I liked the stock market crap I learned alot, but I forgot it all once I got outof the class. :)

That's exactly correct. My McDonalds stock does better when the Asian and European markets do well because the profits all eventuall get thrown into the same bucket.

That's exactly correct. My McDonalds stock does better when the Asian and European markets do well because the profits all eventuall get thrown into the same bucket.
ahhgh I c, so just invest in MCD (USDM, Mickey D's) and as long as hot chicks like Parhams girl keep eating it over in europe then we will continue to make profits? :stickoutt

ahhgh I c, so just invest in MCD (USDM, Mickey D's) and as long as hot chicks like Parhams girl keep eating it over in europe then we will continue to make profits? :stickoutt

You got it dude. All my stocks are long term, relatively low risk, investments...McDonalds, Intel, Coca Cola, Hersheys, etc. The real fun is in mutual investments. You're basically giving $xxxx.xx to an organization of investment experts. Depending on the type of mutual fund, they may take 50% of your investment and put it into an IPO (like Google for example) and invest the balance into other, more secure, companies. You're really banking on the expertise of the investor. It's a risk but it's better than Vegas when you win. :alright

Nowadays if your employer has a 401k plan you can divert some of that money into certain types of mutual funds. You don't have to be a rich man to play the stock market...you just have to be patient. I lost roughly $6,000 in stock in the late 90's when Clinton started screwing around with the prices of pharmacuticals. During that same 2 or 3 window of time my Mutual Funds nearly doubled in value. I imagine I can thank the high tech boom for that. It's a mixed bag but if you're in it for the long term you will never lose...well unless we get invaded by the Chinese or something...and even then you could make tons by investing if companies that do military defense contracts! :alright

it´s 01:11 at night so im not in the photograph sense of mind. I´ll probably take the pics tomorrow...or yeah I will. The scars aint nasty, but one is, the one on my rib was real bad..well you´ll see for yourself tomorrow..

P.S what´s a gezza my nizzle?
In England the term " gezza " is used to describe someone who dont take any crap from people. You seem to fit the bill !!!!.... By the way whats a nizzle ?

nice kill

In England the term " gezza " is used to describe someone who dont take any crap from people. You seem to fit the bill !!!!.... By the way whats a nizzle ?


i was referring to snoop dogg...fo shizzle nizzle, this the big neptizzle :P
hahah

let me explain it like this...you are in a neighborhood called Norby (where my girl lives), only big villa´s with pools and such on. You come to my neighbourhood which is a 20 min drive, you´ll see only apartment building´s, only people from the middle east who cant or speak very little swedish or english. We have had 8 shooting´s in approx 6 month´s, in one of them my childhood friend got killed, shot 9 times in the head by some peace of sh*t who got 9 years which he later on got bailed out from, and now that murderer is living in Iraq so he wont risk prostitucation. But otherwise sweden is very quiet and I would recommend y´all to come visit sometime, specially in the summer, lot´s of car competitions and drag races, and of course, beautiful girl´s everywhere, and I mean everywhere.I heard from alot of folks that they have alot of nice women there!!! ;) :buttrock

I heard from alot of folks that they have alot of nice women there!!! ;) :buttrock

everywhere...everywhere...

everywhere...everywhere...


I think Tiger Wood's wife is also from Sweeden. Damn nice women. Wow. Put it this way, he can get any woman in the world and what does he pick?

What an emotional rollercoaster this thread is.
Page1: Initial post- Read the kill story looks pretty sweet. Read the stabbing story :wow HOLY profanity in the main forums MAN...wait a second....:bs ?...but what if its not bs... :violinist /sadface

...I scroll down.....
Pics of your scars or ban
I agree quietly to myself - :needpics

...I scroll down some more without reading a god damn thing. Then I start thinking about bloodshed again.
:ak :ripperwho
YES BLOODSHED

Then I proceed to page 2 without reading any more god damn posts....wait what was that....a mysterious blonde girl eating McD's :3some ..Guess I better scroll up a tad and figure out where this lady comes into the picture.

Damnit...back to page 1?! **Random flick of the mouse wheel and I find:
Im not sure how it is in sweden but i know growing up in Ireland was hard. Ok So this blonde babe is sweedish. :bj

All in all this was a decent read. I give you a 6.7/10. Post a bajillionand1 more pics of your lady and maybe a shot or two of some cuts on your belly to achieve a fair 7.

I leave you with this: :atom

Why? Because this atom emote is about as random as this story envolving volvos, vulvas, sweeds,and blood.

Wow, I hate being international, I can't see the attached images. But Swedish chicks are pretty man. Good stuff. I hope to visit Sweden someday. When I read the stabbing bit I was like this. :|

And I don't even remember the kill story anymore. I think it had something with the guy being a sore loser.

lol so lemme get this straight. Your rich neighborhoods aren't quite as rich as the state's, and your ghetto's aren't quite as ghetto as the states. So you are tossed somewhere in between, can't really excel at either one. :stickoutt

SOunds like Canada. :D

Hahah interesting post...I had a laugh...until I saw that smiley u did about my girl :bj, got me in a bad mood). The pics of the scars are on the way, i´ve been working alot lately but i´ll make my girl take some pics of the scars tonight. So u wont think im BS´ing in here....
The cuts are on my back, rib and arm, but I´ll only post the one of my rib, cause it´s the worst one. I wont post any more pics of my girl so u wont have anything to jack off too when mommy and daddy goes too sleep. :) just joking dont get mad or anything. I´ll post the pics of the scars sometime tonight.

Hey man, no worries, leghumpers are a dime a dozen here. I stopped posting pics of my gf because of HATERS. These are way worse. Leghumping = e-compliment.

It's funny that you mention stabbing in schools. My high school, when I was a freshman, expelled for one year a girl I knew (and didn't particularly care for) for bringing marijuana into school. Two years later, a kid got 3 days of In-School Suspension (where for three days, you attend school, but in a sort of "detention setting" which I have never been) for stabbing a kid with a screw driver in the arm in Metal shop. HE FLIPPIN STABBED A KID, IN THE ARM, FOR PICKING ON HIM, AND THEY GAVE HIM ISS FOR 3 DAYS!!!!!! This is the SAME school that expelled a girl for a year for bringing marijuana into school! I'm not quite sure what came out of this outside school (and in the courts). I don't believe that anything big happened afterwards actually. Maybe medical bills were paid by the moron who stabbed the kid.

Either way, I'm glad to hear about your "happy?" ending. Remodeled face and all. What is it like to have a punctured lung? I can't imagine the pain that he caused you. I hope that nothing he did to you is perminant and that what you did to him is!

P.S. :needpics

Pics of his face?


yes, PICS or BAN!

yes, PICS or BAN!


My gf is taking pics of the scars and the X ray right now...i didn´t take a photo of his face while I was stomping on it...

Good job keeping girl safe.

Ive been with my girl for a year now and im protective!


lol ....upcoming pics will be fun.

PS my sister is married in Sweaden and besdies visiting there , it was a lot of fun.


kinda boring though. Riding bikes everywhere

ok so here´s the pics..

nr 1: exray photo that I have hung on my wall so it can remind me that life aint forever. Right lung punctured.

nr 2: stab wound nr 1: 17cm long cut right through my ribs and punctured the lung. Btw after I got stabbed, I got chased by the guy and his friends who were fighting me, I ran for 35 minutes with a punctured lung until I collapsed. My friends called the ambulance.They chased me with cars, still they couldn´t outdo me, even with a punctured lung :) like my tattoo?

nr 3: These are my weapons. The knife on the right is a copy of the one that I got stabbed with, a so called balisong or "butterfly". btw like my colt .45 and knuckle duster ? ;)

ahhh butterfly knives are tight. It is especially cool when you can do all the cool moves with them (like you see in movies).

ahhh butterfly knives are tight. It is especially cool when you can do all the cool moves with them (like you see in movies).


yeah it´s really cool when u get them through your rib and back and arms too...real bloody and hollywoody´sh
atleast u know im not BS now when u see the pics...

yeah it´s really cool when u get them through your rib and back and arms too...real bloody and hollywoody´sh
atleast u know im not BS now when u see the pics...
I dind't say getting stabbed with them or stabbing somebody else was cool. I just meant the knives in general. :)

I also like your brass paper weights. Those are always nice. Too bad you didn't remodel his face with those. :stickoutt

I dind't say getting stabbed with them or stabbing somebody else was cool. I just meant the knives in general. :)

I also like your brass paper weights. Those are always nice. Too bad you didn't remodel his face with those. :stickoutt

I bought the knuckle duster and a knife/bullet proof vest after that incident. I had the pistol and a expandable batoon at that point but im no coward...he can use all the knifes he want, i beat the crap out of him anyday with my bare hands. Even though he is older than me, and has been a soldier in Iraq when he was 17 years old. That was his story in the court for them to have pity for him, but no no :nono

I actually enjoyed the stabbing story more than the kill story. That's insane.

yes, PICS or BAN!


your pics are above...

Nobody messes with the persians, thats how we do it.

clear as ice cold vodka my irani ;)

:cool :cool LOL Sweet!

I wish I was still in high school so I can get stabbed so I can get a new car!!
:D

By far the funniest thing Ive read all day :D

everybody was asking for pics then when I go and take some pics nobody even replyes? it seems like some people on this forum love to say pics or ban, but when they see the pics they dont write a thing...boring..

Parham: That sounds like something from the states, not our beloved Sweden :) Seriously we have had huge immigration which has lead to increased crime rates. People from certain parts of the world seems to like wearing knives at public places...


In swedish:
Gött att du visade Volvo-killen var skåpet skall stå. Var bor du förresten?

Parham: That sounds like something from the states, not our beloved Sweden :) Seriously we have had huge immigration which has lead to increased crime rates. People from certain parts of the world seems to like wearing knives at public places...


In swedish:
Gött att du visade Volvo-killen var skåpet skall stå. Var bor du förresten?


Im also an immigrant but I do not wear weapons on public places...yet I do understand that some people really have serious issues regarding this.

In swedish:

Aa han fick sig en bakläxa ;) bor i Uppsala du då?

Jag bor fem mil utanför Göteborg.

Translation of the above text: :)
I live 50km outside Gothenburg.

:D im at gothenburg once in a while and pick up cars from Frihamnen...the cars come with the boat from england and we transport it to uppsala...sometimes we drive the cars over ourselfes.

you swed is no match for my german.

ich bin der fuhrer! ich bin scheiss! :cool

you swed is no match for my german.

ich bin der fuhrer! ich bin scheiss! :cool

my first thought when I read your thread was:
Yavol mein führer!!!

Great pics. I still long for pics of his bashed up face.

Thanks for being a good sport!

:buttrock

My swedish knowledge is limited to one word : Ikea.

Great pics. I still long for pics of his bashed up face.

Thanks for being a good sport!

:buttrock

My swedish knowledge is limited to one word : Ikea.


hehe I dont have any pics of him at all, they would have been posted on this forum with the other ones, and hung up on my wall :)
hahah Ikea well it´s a good start :)