View Full Version : My love letter from jail (2nd week update)


adeelpowers
04-05-2005, 10:00 PM
It was a bit easier this time and made some more friends. They put me on the 7th floor this time and there werent cells but quandrants of bunkbeds. I liked this system a little better since there was a little more access to the common area with the tables and 13in TV and because of the openess. Last time the cells were smaller than the inside of my car and if you had claustrophobia, you were fucked. Also, I cant sleep if there is dead silence and the people talking (some singing the blues, some joking around) helped me sleep a little easier. In addition, I wasnt so worried about buttsecks because I could cry for help to the attendant in the middle of the floor.

Here is some new lingo I learned:
Cadillac - A full ciggarette. One ciggarette can land you a full tray of food.

Rollup - a self-made ciggarette using tabacco from breaking the ciggarette up and rolling it using tissue. Usually, 2 ciggarettes can make 6-7 "rollups." One rollup can land you a cookie or a side of food.

"do you manufacture?" - This asks if you have a job or if you work.

Teardrop tats - I kinda knew this before but some people might not. If a person has a teardrop tattooed on thier face it means they have killed someone. Two teardrops mean they've killed two people, etc.

And just for shits and giggles, here is a letter I wrote to my _____ from jail on saturday night:

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edited - sorry guys, there is a guy reading this board that is intruding into mine and my fatgirl's life. I'll show it to you at a meet or I can PM it to you.

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^^I later discovered that the name of the guy who looked exactly like James Brown was Jesse Brown :eyecrazy:

Robstah
04-05-2005, 10:02 PM
:rofl :lol

adeelpowers
04-05-2005, 10:05 PM
:rofl :lol
crap! i gotta PS my gf's name from it so she doesnt get in trouble...

Robstah
04-05-2005, 10:07 PM
crap! i gotta PS my gf's name from it so she doesnt get in trouble...

:69 :cuddle :bj :ky but no :3some = :(

Jean-Claude
04-05-2005, 10:26 PM
I was thinking someone from jail sent you a love letter. :rofl

aMiR M3
04-05-2005, 10:35 PM
haha adeel...do you not go to tech..seriously how do you have so much time on your hands??? haha good stuff though!! :stickoutt

adeelpowers
04-05-2005, 10:40 PM
haha adeel...do you not go to tech..seriously how do you have so much time on your hands??? haha good stuff though!! :stickoutt
i got off work at 7 and then ate. After that I went to Home Depot to pick up supplies and now im gonna go work on my project. Its only been 30 minutes in the last 5 days, I miss this place :(

Sparc_it
04-06-2005, 12:36 AM
Adeel, your handwriting sucks. Funny letter. Glad your cornhole is safe.

MCoupe434
04-06-2005, 12:53 AM
Adeel, If a BMW is the ultimate escape machine, then how did you get caught? Just curious, and I'm glad that jail isn't so bad.

WytLytnyn
04-06-2005, 08:57 AM
One of my buddies got locked up this weekend as well and was telling me all about the lingo he learned and new "friends" he made. He's a pretty big guy so he wasn't worried about his cornshoot, but he said when he was in the holding cell, a fight broke out between two drag queens/hookers over a place to sit on a bench or something. The only other white boy in there besides my buddy was some redneck that stabbed his girlfriend in the eye or the face with a screwdriver, effectively making him "the mad dog to keep your distance from" in the "tank".

The cops released him after a few hours, so it wasn't the whole weekend that Adeel had to endure. But we're still making fun of him anyway.......calling him "fresh meat" and "new fish" and stuff.. :D

Hornswoggler
04-07-2005, 11:24 AM
You play any more chess games?!?

Glad to hear its going good!

I bet the food sucks. :(

lovem5wantm6
04-08-2005, 02:45 AM
:lol :lol :lol @ buttsecks

adeelpowers
04-08-2005, 04:37 PM
You play any more chess games?!?

Glad to hear its going good!

I bet the food sucks. :(
I have and Im getting good at it! I'd say "lets have a chess meet" at Tech but that would be grounds for bannage.

Matt
04-09-2005, 12:46 PM
I have and Im getting good at it! I'd say "lets have a chess meet" at Tech but that would be grounds for bannage.
Plus if nobody would show up for basketball when I tried to get that together, chess would be even less popular.

Matt