So I'm driving on the 5 north to LA for work yesterday, it's raining on and off and traffic is flowing about 60 or so. This S4 Touring comes up really fast and blows past me on the right. Not very safe given the conditions.

A few minutes later traffic slows to a crawl and I end up next to him. I look over and he's got his finger up his nose to like the second knuckle!!! I immediately honk my horn and when he looks at me I do the fake nose-pick thing and give him a big ol' thumbs-up! :thumbup:

An hour later I'm at the deposition waiting for everyone to show up and the dude walks in!! He's one of the other attorneys! He takes one look at me and turns all red, walks up to me and says "I'll buy you lunch if you don't say anything to anyone about this." Gotta love a free lunch! :buttrock

Not a kill, but funny as hell! :rofl

OMG.. owned!!

I am always afraid of driving aggressively near my work, I never know who is going to pull in the same parking lot as me!

hahaha pwned hardcore.

He was sooooooo embarassed. I kept noticing that he'd be about to rub his nose and would realize what he was doing, look at me and really quickly pull his hand away.

He was sooooooo embarassed. I kept noticing that he'd be about to rub his nose and would realize what he was doing, look at me and really quickly pull his hand away.
:lol

Tell him he can buy lunch, so long as it's not something you guys have to share with your hands, like a pizza, etc... :D

:lol

Tell him he can buy lunch, so long as it's not something you guys have to share with your hands, like a pizza, etc... :D

Ugh, I just lost my appetite. :stickoutt

Poor guy. That should teach him a good lesson. You never know who is watching you. Congrats on the free lunch, I think. ;)

He still owes me lunch. I couldn't sit across from him and eat after that.

He still owes me lunch. I couldn't sit across from him and eat after that.

You should just tell him to mail you a check or gift certificate for the lunch because you are too revolted to sit near him and eat. Although if you do that he may change his mind about the lunch.

Oh my god... this is hilarious... just what I needed for a dull day at work, thanks!!

You should find his email and send this to him:

http://gir.image1tech.net/dwayne/bmw/BFC/Queen_dig.jpg

All this talk about food is making me hungry. Oh well, I have a few hours to decide what to eat.

BTW, SilverStreak I dig the new sig! :rofl

Oh my god... this is hilarious... just what I needed for a dull day at work, thanks!!

You should find his email and send this to him:

http://gir.image1tech.net/dwayne/bmw/BFC/Queen_dig.jpg

OMFG, I just spewed water!! Wait one . . .

DONE!!! Can't wait to see his response.

Thanks Dwayne!!

So I'm driving on the 5 north to LA for work yesterday, it's raining on and off and traffic is flowing about 60 or so. This S4 Touring comes up really fast and blows past me on the right. Not very safe given the conditions.

A few minutes later traffic slows to a crawl and I end up next to him. I look over and he's got his finger up his nose to like the second knuckle!!! I immediately honk my horn and when he looks at me I do the fake nose-pick thing and give him a big ol' thumbs-up! :thumbup:

An hour later I'm at the deposition waiting for everyone to show up and the dude walks in!! He's one of the other attorneys! He takes one look at me and turns all red, walks up to me and says "I'll buy you lunch if you don't say anything to anyone about this." Gotta love a free lunch! :buttrock

What exactly is a S4 touring?

Hatchback. Kinda like the 5 series touring.

What exactly is a S4 touring?

Touring = station wagon.

S4 = ///M wanna be!! :D

He still owes me lunch. I couldn't sit across from him and eat after that.

how'bout shaking his hand? :D
great story! we need more of this kinda story at work :buttrock

I have to agree with the consensus. Great story. I kept putting off reading it, thinking it was going to be another race. This made me crack up.

OT, Dave, I like the new sig also.

OMFG, I just spewed water!! Wait one . . .

DONE!!! Can't wait to see his response.

Thanks Dwayne!!
Just got his e-mail back:

"You dick!! I still owe you lunch."

:rofl

Touring = station wagon.

S4 = ///M wanna be!! :D

An S4 avant? Now I get it. Shoulda raced him.

GOOD WORK YETIX! Your story made my day!

Just got his e-mail back:

"You dick!! I still owe you lunch."

:rofl
oh so you are actually "friends" (acquaintince, friends at work, associates...will all work) with him? Or is it just a guy that you happen to pass in the halls?

oh so you are actually "friends" (acquaintince, friends at work, associates...will all work) with him? Or is it just a guy that you happen to pass in the halls?
Sort of. He's another attorney on a case I'm working on. There are about 12 parties in this lawsuit so there are usually at least 12 attorneys at the depositions and stuff. I had his e-mail so I sent him the Queen picture from Dwayne!! :D

oh so you are actually "friends" (acquaintince, friends at work, associates...will all work) with him? Or is it just a guy that you happen to pass in the halls?

He figured ne needed to befriend Yeti ASAP.

Wow, 12 lawyers... what kind of lawsuit is it?

I pleaded a case recently where we were 5 lawyers, that was cool. Pricey though.

He figured ne needed to befriend Yeti ASAP.

Wow, 12 lawyers... what kind of lawsuit is it?

I pleaded a case recently where we were 5 lawyers, that was cool. Pricey though.
I represent a commercial landlord who is in a dispute with a number of tenants. Most of the attorney's there were young pups who would have given him endless grief!! If you figure they're running at $200/hour average for 12 lawyers for 6 hours that's $14,400!! :wow

I represent a commercial landlord who is in a dispute with a number of tenants. Most of the attorney's there were young pups who would have given him endless grief!! If you figure they're running at $200/hour average for 12 lawyers for 6 hours that's $14,400!! :wow

$200 an hour? Thats pretty cheap by our office's standard.

$200 an hour? Thats pretty cheap by our office's standard.
It is but a number of the attorneys were first and second year associates and insurance counsel to boot. I bill out at more than $200/hour but I've been at it for a while.