Hey Trev sorry you dont have fam nearby. Heres a story for ya. And if anyone else has past roadrage stories heres the thread....

You know your a redneck when... the police show up at your mommas house on christmas eve looking for ya....

Yes this did happen to me lol....

on the way over to my parents Im waiting at a stoplight in my bimmer minding my business when all the sudden a car comes flying passed me in the median turn lane and flies through the intersection just as our light turns green for us and hes honking. So up the road I drive up next to him as he gets into the turn lane to get on the highway and roll down my window and start yelling at him and flipping him off... then I keep driving straight and he pulls back onto the road I was going straight on and so I slow way down to wait on him thinking ok this guy wants to fight... He drives by honking and doesnt stop... lo and behold the next light turns red and he was going to go left and got stuck at the light. So I pull into the turn lane behind him and get out of my car. Walk up to his and he gets out. I said "why the hell are you driving like a complete jackass you peice of shit motherfucker.".. yelling pretty loud right in his face. this guy was shaking uncontrollably as he tried to talk back. He said "there was another car that made me mad thats why I was driving that way." in a nervous arrogant tone of voice. He was in an old escort hatchback mind you. I almost started making fun of him because he was stuttering like a scared shitless bitch but wanted to stay serious... I said something to the effect of "your a complete fuckin idiot you dumb ass bitch" and kept on and he said... "well Im going to call the police what you think about that." He was trying to be tough but still shaking uncontrollably. I said go ahead cause then I can tell them you were driving like a jackass motherfucker. He starts calling. Im not going to wait around. I got shit to do. I could care less about the cop thing. If I stayed I might have done something to him and there were way too many whitnesses.. so I said "If you drive like that around my family Ill fuckin kill you" screaming in his face. The whole intersection was looking over. lol. and I walked back to my car. He gets in his and gets behind me to get my plate... I go to my parents and an hour later... knock knock knock.... lol I explained what happened and the cop told me the blah blah its unsafe you dont know if he had a weapon but was smiling the whole time.... lol

Im definately not a fighter cause to me a fighter is just a drama queen. But damn that was fun today...

i seriously dislike people like you

Lol , that sucks. Its usually a good idea to just let it go man. Let it goooooo :D

I had a guy try to run me off the road in his windstar minivan last week with his kida in the back. He was getting on the highway and he wanted my lane. i acted like I didn't see him and let him in behind me. Then next thing i know he is beside me swerving at me violently. I've got my wife and uuc328 in the car and they are laughing there ass off. So I proceed to take every opportunity to get in front of this guy and slow him down for the next 10 miles. At one point he got right on my bumper and got on his cell phone. So I gave him a quick jab of the brakes and i think he got the point. All I can hope for is that i ruined his day and his wife and kids make fun of him from now on, or atleast the rest of the day.

I had a guy try to run me off the road in his windstar minivan last week with his kida in the back. He was getting on the highway and he wanted my lane. i acted like I didn't see him and let him in behind me. Then next thing i know he is beside me swerving at me violently. I've got my wife and uuc328 in the car and they are laughing there ass off. So I proceed to take every opportunity to get in front of this guy and slow him down for the next 10 miles. At one point he got right on my bumper and got on his cell phone. So I gave him a quick jab of the brakes and i think he got the point. All I can hope for is that i ruined his day and his wife and kids make fun of him from now on, or atleast the rest of the day.


This is like a daily occurence with you is it not? It must follow you or something...

LOL wow nate that is funny shit man. Way to put that guy in his place lol :lol :lol . Yesterday at the liquer store i had a lil something happen to me. A car with two guys and a girl in the back pulled up next to me while i was waiting for luke to get out of the store. I looked over and the passanger was lookin back talking to his girl and opened the door. WHAM...he opened it right into my car. He quickly looked and shut it again. I gave him a way pissed off look and roled down the window. He was like "chill bro nothing happend." I told him he better hope i dont get out of the car and see even a lil ding cause i would put one in his face. (I was in a bad mood..kinda grouchy) I quickly got out and inspected it. It hit the door molding, nothing hapend. Before i could even say ok no problem he ran his mouth off again saying, "see stop your cryin thier is no dent." I was ready to beat the shit out of this lil fuck in front of his girl and his buddy. I got in his face and told him he was about to be the one cryin. His buddy quickly ran to the other side of the car where we were and got between us. He was just like, guys nothing happend everythings cool, thier is no reason to fight over it and pointed out a cop who was walking around the liquer store parking lot. He complemented me on my car and made his buddy tell me he was sorry. I asked if everything was cool or if we needed to go somewhere else and they both put thier hand out and said no problem. I told them ok ya no problem and remeinded the tool to watch where he is opening door. They walked inside....then my backup came out...slow ass biznatch. Thats my X mas eve conflict for the year. And like you said nate about note being a fighter...ya same here but this kid kept running his mouth and laughing about it. Ya pissed me off.....

Lol , that sucks. Its usually a good idea to just let it go man. Let it goooooo :D

lol true. For some reason I wasnt thinking about consequences. My brain was completely numb. Like when the guys walking around numb at his meaningless job in fightclub.


Dang that suv was stuck for miles. That is hilarious. Retriibution is a bitch. lol

Trev man your car seems to attract contact from others. Sorry to hear that happened. You might of made the you know your a redneck if list with you had got in a fight at the liquor store on christmas eve. lol

LMFAO!! ya i never thought of that! Damn i missed my chance. lol Call me later man can come get yoru drink on.

Hey guys, next time you see someone in a hurry, just get out of their way. If they're willing to risk their safety (not to mention a passenger's), maybe they have a valid reason to speeding. Their wife could be in labor, their house could be on fire, maybe a family or friend was just in an accident, or some sort of other emergency situation. There's no reason to be an ass and try to humilate some guy in a minivan especially with his kid in his car.

Hey guys, next time you see someone in a hurry, just get out of their way. If they're willing to risk their safety (not to mention a passenger's), maybe they have a valid reason to speeding. Their wife could be in labor, their house could be on fire, maybe a family or friend was just in an accident, or some sort of other emergency situation. There's no reason to be an ass and try to humilate some guy in a minivan especially with his kid in his car.
I gave him a chance and he slowed down beside me and flipped me off. At that point I determined it wasn't an emergency, he was just being an ass.

I gave him a chance and he slowed down beside me and flipped me off. At that point I determined it wasn't an emergency, he was just being an ass.
Yep, sounds like he was just being an ass. :)

Hey guys, next time you see someone in a hurry, just get out of their way. If they're willing to risk their safety (not to mention a passenger's), maybe they have a valid reason to speeding. Their wife could be in labor, their house could be on fire, maybe a family or friend was just in an accident, or some sort of other emergency situation. There's no reason to be an ass and try to humilate some guy in a minivan especially with his kid in his car.

You brought some good light to that man, never thought of it that way before. I'll keep that in mind :)

Hey guys, next time you see someone in a hurry, just get out of their way. If they're willing to risk their safety (not to mention a passenger's), maybe they have a valid reason to speeding. Their wife could be in labor, their house could be on fire, maybe a family or friend was just in an accident, or some sort of other emergency situation. There's no reason to be an ass and try to humilate some guy in a minivan especially with his kid in his car.

LOL i drive like a ass alot. But i try not to piss people off doing it...Road rage is a touchy subject cause yes who knows if thier is a medical emergency involved or something like that. But we have all cut someone off and we have all drove like an ass at one point or another and we all hate it when someone else dose it to us. So i guess its just something we are going to have to deal with. But like nate said i just hate how my car just attracts doors and random asian guys and rocks...its like the world is out to get it lol.

their = possessive, like their minivan, their house, their GUN.
there=adverb, place, "hey look some guy just got shot over there"

vetteman21, you don't come off sounding like an angel or chuck norris. you threatened to kill the guy. i think the cops were right, you never now who has a gun.

:shifty

their = possessive, like their minivan, their house, their GUN.
there=adverb, place, "hey look some guy just got shot over there"

vetteman21, you don't come off sounding like an angel or chuck norris. you threatened to kill the guy. i think the cops were right, you never now who has a gun.
:shifty
Now = Specifying the present time or moment. "I feel like taking a dump now."

Know = To possess knowledge, understanding, or information. "Did you know, that most BF.c members suck at their grammar usage?"

:lol :lol OWNED!

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Now = Specifying the present time or moment. "I feel like taking a dump now."

Know = To possess knowledge, understanding, or information. "Did you know, that most BF.c members suck at their grammar usage?"

Nice ownage ! :D

Now = Specifying the present time or moment. "I feel like taking a dump now."

Know = To possess knowledge, understanding, or information. "Did you know, that most BF.c members suck at their grammar usage?"

His error was probably just a typo....

LOL omg funny shit.. Thank you so much for the lesson teach. And bro you dont know nate..hes really not a pissed off guy. lol This guy must have got him very heated to have him say something like that. And i know he would never even think to kill someone, just pissed off sputtering. Dont worry man..lol im sure the big guy can take care of himself. And im sure the thought of killing someone has crossed even chuck norris's mind. But i cant complain...its aways nice to have a mother figure watching our backs and keeping us straight.... :nutz:

i should probably proof-read my posts if I'm going to give out grammer advice huh? :withstupi

so this is what it feels like to be served.....

so this is what it feels like to be served.....

Don't worry, it happens to the best of us :D

i should probably proof-read my posts if I'm going to give out grammer advice huh? :withstupi

so this is what it feels like to be served.....


LOL i should go back to school soon...it happens to me far to often..i guess i just had to much fun at lunch time in highschool.

i should probably proof-read my posts if I'm going to give out grammer advice huh? :withstupi

so this is what it feels like to be served.....
hehe... i'ts all good man, just had to share some of that TX love :D . As long as it's legible, and gets the message accross, I don't personally care. But when you left it open like that... it was too good to pass up :evil2 . No hard feelings and Happy Holidays! :)

hehe... i'ts all good man, just had to share some of that TX love :D . As long as it's legible, and gets the message accross, I don't personally care. But when you left it open like that... it was too good to pass up :evil2 . No hard feelings and Happy Holidays! :)
Good spot torquey..lol when you commin over for a beer man?

hehe... i'ts all good man, just had to share some of that TX love :D . As long as it's legible, and gets the message accross, I don't personally care. But when you left it open like that... it was too good to pass up :evil2 . No hard feelings and Happy Holidays! :)

yes no worries, no hard feelings hear, I mean here ;) you guys enjoy yourselves down there in texas!

yes no worries, no hard feelings hear, I mean here ;) you guys enjoy yourselves down there in texas!
Some enjoy themselves more than others. As a mater of fact some enjoy themselves more than the legal limit..... :eyecrazy