View Full Version : utah bmw tuning shops???


adams
12-01-2004, 10:43 PM
is there a good bmw tuning shop in utah... i dont know of any.

///Molloy
12-01-2004, 11:04 PM
is there a good bmw tuning shop in utah... i dont know of any.

nope :paranoid:

12:03
12-01-2004, 11:08 PM
:rofl

stfun00b

adams
12-01-2004, 11:14 PM
thats it. i am my own damn shop

///Molloy
12-01-2004, 11:16 PM
thats it. i am my own damn shop

Noob, you seen Schnell's fockin GArage ?

12:03
12-01-2004, 11:17 PM
n00b what fucking truck did you just fall off of?

:dunno

you must be a n00b to BMWs. If you are then its all forgiven, if youre not, then your focking nuts

adams
12-01-2004, 11:19 PM
yes of course

adams
12-01-2004, 11:21 PM
im a noooub to bmws... which is probably the reason i was askin.. i wouldnt have asked if i knew

Jedi801
12-01-2004, 11:21 PM
whatever you do stay away from Eurosport.

adams
12-01-2004, 11:23 PM
whatever you do stay away from Eurosport.

why do you say that?

adams
12-01-2004, 11:24 PM
Can TDC get bmw parts??

12:03
12-01-2004, 11:25 PM
wtf is TDC. if youre talking about the dude from dtm Im gonna slap you

Makr
12-01-2004, 11:25 PM
im a noooub to bmws... which is probably the reason i was askin.. i wouldnt have asked if i knew



Its cool man. 12:03, and ///Molloy are all jacked up on OT.


There are a couple shops around, but for the most part we all do our own work.

adams
12-01-2004, 11:27 PM
TDC top dead center.... vw...

Makr
12-01-2004, 11:27 PM
why do you say that?


Introduce yourself, or you wil be abused. You will also be helped.

Jedi801
12-01-2004, 11:27 PM
their reputation has gone down a lot since they hired this new guy. He does stupid stuff, like forgetting to put the oil drain plug back in before putting new oil in. tightening wheel bolts by hand and letting customers leave. putting directional tires on the wrong side. he purposely put a shopping bag over my friends air filter so he could win a race... just shit like that.

12:03
12-01-2004, 11:28 PM
Its cool man. 12:03, and ///Molloy are all jacked up on OT.

OT is like a drug. But what is even more like a drug, is the drugs.

adams
12-01-2004, 11:29 PM
i dont want them to work on my car i just wanna check em out.. and i didnt think there was any here.

12:03
12-01-2004, 11:30 PM
i dont want them to work on my car i just wanna check em out.. and i didnt think there was any here.

Eurosport doesnt have time for people who want to look around.

They are busy.

Cool guys though.

Makr
12-01-2004, 11:30 PM
Introduce yourself, or you wil be abused.


2nd warning.

adams
12-01-2004, 11:32 PM
Introduce yourself, or you wil be abused. You will also be helped.
introduce?? i did that almost two years ago when i first found this forum

Makr
12-01-2004, 11:33 PM
To me then.

adams
12-01-2004, 11:38 PM
whats up superr5 my first bmw was an 84 318. then went to a 89 325is. now i just bought a 98 328..... hows that :shifty

Jedi801
12-01-2004, 11:39 PM
he actually wante more personal info. height, weight, hair color, build, fav position....

Makr
12-01-2004, 11:40 PM
And nipple shots.

12:03
12-01-2004, 11:47 PM
///Molloy and I have let stardom go to our heads. Dont mind our mean posts.

adams
12-01-2004, 11:47 PM
he actually wante more personal info. height, weight, hair color, build, fav position.... :lol
115 lb 6foot 6

adams
12-01-2004, 11:48 PM
///Molloy and I have let stardom go to our heads. Dont mind our mean posts.
dont worry im bored and they help

Makr
12-01-2004, 11:49 PM
///Molloy and I have let stardom go to our heads. Dont mind our mean posts.


Who are you?

12:03
12-01-2004, 11:49 PM
youre a damned toothpick. I bet n00b you kick your ass.

If youre so bored, go watch all the lastest Bah! Productions releases

adams
12-01-2004, 11:50 PM
Who are you?

what do ya mean

///Molloy
12-01-2004, 11:51 PM
mark your bitch, you've been selling your warez and never told us.

you entreprenuer you

http://www.makersmarkgourmet.com/scstore/Images/MM1431.jpg


http://www.makersmarkgourmet.com/scstore/Images/MM1511.jpg


http://www.makersmarkgourmet.com/scstore/Images/MM1620.jpg


OMFGWaffle

adams
12-01-2004, 11:51 PM
seen the bah!.... pretty sweet. its funny that im a tooth pick huh?? :buttrock

///Molloy
12-01-2004, 11:52 PM
http://www.makersmarkgourmet.com/scstore/Images/MM3103.jpg

bbq

adams
12-01-2004, 11:54 PM
IM lost

Makr
12-01-2004, 11:54 PM
I have a small still behind the garage. Thats why I never show you guys BEHIND the garage.



http://www.makersmark.com/Images/HomePage.gif

adams
12-01-2004, 11:56 PM
:help

Jedi801
12-01-2004, 11:58 PM
:lol
115 lb 6foot 6

Makr's gonna split you in half. :eek:

Makr
12-01-2004, 11:59 PM
Google "nicks nipples":



... I could feel my nipples swelling as they pressed against my snug-fitting shirt. ... enough
pressure to be effective, yet still be gentle and avoid any nicks or cuts


Im dying to see, baby. :D

adams
12-02-2004, 12:00 AM
whos makr.. ive already been split in half thats why im only 6'6

12:03
12-02-2004, 12:01 AM
Maker's Mark!

adams
12-02-2004, 12:02 AM
Google "nicks nipples":



... I could feel my nipples swelling as they pressed against my snug-fitting shirt. ... enough
pressure to be effective, yet still be gentle and avoid any nicks or cuts


Im dying to see, baby. :D

beautiful nipple technique.. you have real nipple experience

///Molloy
12-02-2004, 12:04 AM
MAKR, quit drunk Posting,./

adams
12-02-2004, 12:05 AM
Makr's gonna split you in half. :eek:
Maker's mark is going to split me in half??

Jedi801
12-02-2004, 12:05 AM
no.. makr's weiner is gonna split you in half.

adams
12-02-2004, 12:07 AM
does makr smell

Makr
12-02-2004, 12:08 AM
does makr smell



Deliciously.

adams
12-02-2004, 12:09 AM
Deliciously.
good i was gettin a little worried

Makr
12-02-2004, 12:10 AM
omfgthisthreadrulesandimnotevendrunk.com

adams
12-02-2004, 12:11 AM
mmmmmm makr's delicious smelling weiner has nipples that briskly rub the shirt not too hard..... this thread is bad ass

12:03
12-02-2004, 12:22 AM
I gave him the name makr

:cool

adams
12-02-2004, 12:24 AM
I gave him the name makr

:cool
props

adams
12-02-2004, 12:25 AM
so whens the next meet??

12:03
12-02-2004, 12:26 AM
the meets are done. no more. I killed them. driveADDiCt is dead. I know cause I killed it.

maybe next spring.

adams
12-02-2004, 12:30 AM
so what is dA... is it a club. do you have to pay to be a member or what..

We should have a little gtg this saturday

12:03
12-02-2004, 12:33 AM
driveADDiCt is our local euro car club. we used to be huge. Till me and JB quit trying. I sold my car and JB got a girlfriend. Its all good. Good times.

you dont have to pay, but we have to think youre cool. If youre ghey we wont let you drive around with us. It would ruin our rep.

adams
12-02-2004, 12:37 AM
how long has dA been around.. do you remember mr green??

12:03
12-02-2004, 12:45 AM
how long has dA been around.. do you remember mr green??


thad is a good friend of ours and one of our founding members

Jedi801
12-02-2004, 12:45 AM
mr. green is a part of the VAG darkside now.

adams
12-02-2004, 12:46 AM
didnt he move to vegas

12:03
12-02-2004, 12:49 AM
I think I am going to leave my BMW eliteist lifestyle behind for the dark side of VAG

:evil2

Jedi801
12-02-2004, 01:06 AM
VAG owns.

12:03
12-02-2004, 01:10 AM
but all the ones I like are teh slows

Jedi801
12-02-2004, 01:11 AM
you don't like the Murcielago? It's in the VAG family.

SehrSchnell
12-02-2004, 02:22 AM
I dunno, I'm skeptical..... :shifty I think this blackrack guy is a undercover cop. :cop

12:03
12-02-2004, 11:19 AM
its possible Johhny

black325isgirl
12-02-2004, 01:15 PM
Wow you guys.

I think you've outdone yourselves on the off-topic thread thing...

Keep up the great work! :D

///Molloy
12-02-2004, 01:48 PM
Wow you guys.

I think you've outdone yourselves on the off-topic thread thing...

Keep up the great work! :D

which one(z) :stickoutt ?

adams
12-02-2004, 09:09 PM
I dunno, I'm skeptical..... :shifty I think this blackrack guy is a undercover cop. :cop
good job you hit it right on the money :nono
are ya skurred

12:03
12-02-2004, 09:19 PM
dont wave a finger at johnny. he will throw your ass in the slammer and set you up for special treatment

:nono

adams
12-02-2004, 09:28 PM
i like the finger wavy dude :nono :nono

12:03
12-02-2004, 09:29 PM
gheyz0rz

Makr
12-02-2004, 10:40 PM
good job you hit it right on the money :nono
are ya skurred


Johnny dont get scared.

12:03
12-02-2004, 11:22 PM
Johnny kicks ASS MOTHERBITCHES

SehrSchnell
12-02-2004, 11:34 PM
good job you hit it right on the money :nono
are ya skurred

I knew it. Dude, don't sweat me, I'm off parole in just some days if I keep my sh*t clean. I really trying to make it through the holidays this year without having to rob another bank.....I did my time for it though.

12:03
12-02-2004, 11:37 PM
Johhny is tough as shit

88q

SehrSchnell
12-02-2004, 11:40 PM
Johhny is tough as shit

88q


yeah, as tough as a pig being roasted on a barbarque alright.

adams
12-03-2004, 12:08 AM
I knew it. Dude, don't sweat me, I'm off parole in just some days if I keep my sh*t clean. I really trying to make it through the holidays this year without having to rob another bank.....I did my time for it though.
haha well if im a cop then im the only one in utah driving a bmw cop car

SehrSchnell
12-03-2004, 12:18 AM
haha well if im a cop then im the only one in utah driving a bmw cop car


I heard all you coppers have access to ANY type of car man.... :shifty

adams
12-03-2004, 12:25 AM
well thats true except in my case cause im a poor cop

euro4life
12-03-2004, 03:00 AM
I am thoroughly disappointed in all of you. No more favors. Ben, the total for your RTAB job might become very expensive, very quick.

12:03
12-03-2004, 10:48 AM
:dunno

what kind of idiot doesnt know about eurosport?

was it my duty to tell him?

:dunno

Jedi801
12-03-2004, 11:30 AM
I am thoroughly disappointed in all of you. No more favors. Ben, the total for your RTAB job might become very expensive, very quick.

I was the only one that answered his question.

whatever you do stay away from Eurosport.

why do you say that?

their reputation has gone down a lot since they hired this new guy. He does stupid stuff, like forgetting to put the oil drain plug back in before putting new oil in. tightening wheel bolts by hand and letting customers leave. putting directional tires on the wrong side. he purposely put a shopping bag over my friends air filter so he could win a race... just shit like that.

SehrSchnell
12-03-2004, 12:23 PM
I am thoroughly disappointed in all of you. No more favors. Ben, the total for your RTAB job might become very expensive, very quick.

For the record JB, I made no mention about the shop, or presence of one, I merely posted off-topic crap on this thread.

I will promise you that you will have your mits on my next BMW, whatever it may be.

euro4life
12-03-2004, 01:10 PM
For the record JB, I made no mention about the shop, or presence of one, I merely posted off-topic crap on this thread.
Guilty as charged.

adams
12-03-2004, 03:47 PM
you guys are so friendly... im glad i live in utah just to even be in the same state as you guys make me feel good...respectful

euro4life
12-03-2004, 03:57 PM
Stop by the shop blacky. 12:03 is just bitter now that he doesn't have a BMW anymore. His M3 is gone. The rest of us are just a little sarcastic.

adams
12-03-2004, 04:31 PM
whats the address... im bored prolly will come down

euro4life
12-03-2004, 04:48 PM
537 West Pickett Circle Suite #400.

adams
12-03-2004, 05:40 PM
k thanks

Makr
12-03-2004, 06:30 PM
JB sucks, and is a internet malcontent.