What is going to be your...

SECRET WEAPON????

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Justin thinks mine is going to be me running my own car. He's dumb. He's "not in the know." :rolleyes

:lol

One of my secret weapons arrives in the mail today. :buttrock :redspot

Oh yeah, Justin is dumb. :rolleyes

Justin is dumb, my secret weapon will happen in January.

Stock class rules specifically forbid weaponry of any kind. :(

:lol

One of my secret weapons arrives in the mail today. :buttrock :redspot

Colored duct tape? :stickoutt

---Eric

Stock class rules specifically forbid weaponry of any kind. :(

dude, that's the beauty of...

SECRET WEAPONS!!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

No one has to know! :shifty

:lol

One of my secret weapons arrives in the mail today. :buttrock :redspot

Oh yeah, Justin is dumb. :rolleyes

Justin is dumb, my secret weapon will happen in January.

Stock class rules specifically forbid weaponry of any kind. :(

Fellas,

Please when referring to SECRET WEAPONS :eek: or anything associated with it, please use a size 7 font and bold the words. Oh and type it in all caps.

Thanks.

dude, that's the beauty of...

SECRET WEAPONS!!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

No has to know! :shiftyGood point.

http://www.modacar.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/nx-ntercooler.jpg

:devillook

probably this:
http://www.tristatemotorsports.com/Admin/photos/large/alumrad1.jpg

and maybe this:
http://www.tristatemotorsports.com/Admin/photos/large/oil_cooler_1.jpg



Which one of ou clowns wants to come over and help me install the radiator?????

B-Spec motor :evil2 NickG tuned :evil2 AD shocks :evil2 new rimzzzAH :evil2 new front control arms :evil2 ACS SSK :evil2 new muffler :evil2 maybe even flares :eek: :evil2

probably this:
http://www.tristatemotorsports.com/Admin/photos/large/alumrad1.jpg

and maybe this:
http://www.tristatemotorsports.com/Admin/photos/large/oil_cooler_1.jpg



Which one of ou clowns wants to come over and help me install the radiator?????

don't ask Jesse. He'll install it backwards. :eek:

Hey, if we come down, do we get to partake of the kegarator in the TLC built bar???

Dude, when is that episode showing on TLC with your garage getting renovated??

You're going to be my new TV star buddy that I will sweat and brag about to the chicks.

probably this:
http://www.tristatemotorsports.com/Admin/photos/large/alumrad1.jpg

and maybe this:
http://www.tristatemotorsports.com/Admin/photos/large/oil_cooler_1.jpg



Which one of ou clowns wants to come over and help me install the radiator?????

Justin, if you are referring to your new SECRET WEAPONS, I can help.

Which one of ou clowns wants to come over and help me install the radiator?????
No

No

True, Doby will only answer questions about the cops/the five-o.

Which one of ou clowns wants to come over and help me install the radiator?????
I don't know how helpful I'll be but if you need an extra set of hands... I'm in Bethesda. :)

---Eric

Justin, just let me know when.

Colored duct tape? :stickoutt

---Eric

:eek:

Looks like my SECRET WEAPON is no longer a secret. :(

:eek:

Looks like my SECRET WEAPON is no longer a secret. :(

Eric is "in the know!" :eek:

don't ask Jesse. He'll install it backwards. :eek:

Hey, if we come down, do we get to partake of the kegarator in the TLC built bar???

Dude, when is that episode showing on TLC with your garage getting renovated??

You're going to be my new TV star buddy that I will sweat and brag about to the chicks.

The show is going to start on Discovery on Dec. 27 -- not sure what exact day our show will run yet though. You guys are all more than welcome to come drink beer and watch me attempt to swap the radiators -- The kegerator still works great but the room is turning out to be kind of a disappointment. :(. Word to the wise -- don't let reality tv shows into your house.

I'll probably be getting the new rad around christmas time. Jed make sure to bring your cell phone -- we'll need to call John D when the police start giving us problems. :D

5.0 5.0!!!!

You guys are all more than welcome to come drink beer and watch me attempt to swap the radiators -- The kegerator still works great...

:buttrock

---Eric

5.0 5.0!!!!


... and if we have any problems with a small block ford engine we'll call james.
:D

... and if we have any problems with a small block ford engine we'll call james.
:D

Jame will have to help me with a 5.0 issue. :(


:laugh

:lol

My SECRET WEAPON :eek: is going to a laptop that says this:

http://www.steventech.com/doboy/dangertomanifold_steven.swf

So Jed, let me get this straight. You want me to tell you what my SECRET WEAPON :eek: :eek: is. But if I tell you, then it won't be a SECRET WEAPON :eek: :eek: anymore! :(

Anyway, I'm going to try an Evolution School in the spring. That, and I might change classes.

Scott

Good point.

http://www.modacar.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/nx-ntercooler.jpg

:devillook
I thought I made it clear yesterday that we're doing the conversion.

http://www3.telus.net/usoff/DSCN2758.jpg

Anyway, I'm going to try an Evolution School in the spring. That, and I might change classes.

Scott

I hear ya. I am going to street race more to sharpen my reflexes as I avoid mini vans and pedestrians.

I'm slow. :(

I'm slow. :(

Naaah, man, I am slower.:(

Naaah, man, I am slower.:(
No way, I'm the SLOWEST
:( :(

Scott

My car is slower. :(

Naaah, man, I am slower.:(

No dude, you were clearly faster than me at VIR. I am slower. :(

Oh yeah. you also have a VTEC engine, coilover suspension and exhaust. That is why you are faster than me. :(

*curling up into a ball*

Oh yeah, will I have an E36 (POOR!) and I autox on street tires.

I'm slow and I have the time sheets to prove it... :(

Scott

*sobbing uncontrollably while pigging out on ice cream*

That is my SECRET WEAPON: self pity.

This way if I am slow, I already did a pre-emptive strike by saying I am slow. But if I do better that means I am really GOOD because by saying I am slow, I am also saying everyone else is REALLY fast! :buttrock

Sorry guys. I have the second-slowest car ever imported by BMW NA. Maybe even the slowest.

Thanks for playing though.

This way if I am slow, I already did a pre-emptive strike by saying I am slow. But if I do better that means I am really fast because by saying I am slow, I am also saying everyone else is REALLY fast!
:rolleyes I tried that this year at the NeDiv. Where that backfires is in the off-season when you go back and look at your results for the year. Without the context of all the self-pity, you are left with a results sheet that says your PAX time was 177th of 193. :(

That's where my other secret weapon comes in- I might run STU next year because I get a better PAX factor. Bingo! Instant speed :D

It's a shame they don't do autox like they do DE's. Then I could run in front of Doby and pretend I was faster...

Scott

Making racecar noises while parked in front of Doby's M3

Sorry guys. I have the second-slowest car ever imported by BMW NA. Maybe even the slowest.

Thanks for playing though.

Nice try, but the 325/e/es was fairly quick for it's day (others in the line up were slower: 318i SOHC, 528e and 524td). Probably as quick as the E30 318i DOHC. Plus for autox, the bottom end tq of the eta is nice.

So what are we saying?

[secret weapon]
You're faster than me. I am slow. :(
[/secret weapon]

But at least I was not as slow as this guy:

177. 9/BS SCOTT PHILA 99 BMW M3 (0.826) 73.018
. . .
190. 31/ASP JASON WDCR 03 BMW M3 (0.848) 77.961


:devillook
From the PAX results at the NeDiv

On the other hand...
174. 38/ASP PETE 03 BMW M3 (0.848) 72.434
. . .
176. 18/FJ2 JOAN PHILA 01 TOPK SL (0.792) 72.730

Yes I got beat by a girl...

Scott

ooooooooooooooooooooh! DAYUM!

Scott is calling Kup OUT!!! :eek:

Jason-you gonna take that????

*stirring the pot* :D

Scott is calling Kup OUT!!! :eek:
The funny part is, whenever I start to trash-talk, I end up choking in the worst way. It's pretty funny.

Scott

My secret weapon....I wish. :(

http://www.kazamaauto.co.jp/Product/aero_p/car/s13.jpg

Nice! I like that car! What's under the hood? RB25DET? 20DET? K18DET?

Is it a drift car, track car or drag car?

What's under the hood?


http://www.cafebongo.com/hamstertales/hamster_wheel1.jpg

Nice! I like that car! What's under the hood? RB25DET? 20DET? K18DET?

Is it a drift car, track car or drag car?

K18DET?? You're dumb. :rolleyes

:D

It has an Sr20DET.

It's a drift car. :buttrock

Justin, :nono

Nah, that's from Bill's old Ti.

http://www.cafebongo.com/hamstertales/hamster_wheel1.jpg

Justin, :nono

:rolleyes

Don't hate on him because he's a true car enthusiast. :buttrock

Speaking of which, I'm surprised Eric hasn't come in and called that Silvia a rice mobile! :eek:

It's a drift car. :buttrock

oh. :(

:D

No dude, you were clearly faster than me at VIR. I am slower. :(

Oh yeah. you also have a VTEC engine, coilover suspension and exhaust. That is why you are faster than me. :(

*curling up into a ball*


:rolleyes Dude, you had S03 tires. CHEATER!!!! :eek: :eek: :mad

:rolleyes Dude, you had S03 tires. CHEATER!!!! :eek: :eek: :mad

But your VTEC is a JDM motor with an intake:

JDM>USDM :(

That's why you were faster. :(

Plus you had S03's too. double cheater! :mad

On the other hand...
174. 38/ASP PETE LEM 03 BMW M3 (0.848) 72.434
. . .
176. 18/FJ2 JOAN MILLER, PHILA 01 TOPK SL (0.792) 72.730

Yes I got beat by a girl...

Scott

RICH! :eek:

Wait, I drove that car too! DOUBLE RICH!

Oh wait. Pete has it listed as an '03. I'm poor-I listed it as an '01 at VIR. :(

Oh wait. Pete has it listed as an '03. :(

I tell people that I own a 2002 325ci since i upgraded to the 2002 sport package clear lights. :embarrasm

:D

176. 18/FJ2 JOAN MILLER, PHILA 01 TOPK SL (0.792) 72.730

Yes I got beat by a girl...

Scott

Damn, you're lucky that the Wonger's sister, Elaine, doesn't autox anymore. If she saw that, she'd autox yo' shyt. :mad

325ci

Oh. :(

Sorry, Justin, I can't keep your SECRET WEAPON a secret anymore. :(

http://www.uploadyourimages.com/img/935849img_0805.jpg

K.I.T.T.! Talk to me buddy!

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, KITT???

:laugh

Oh, that reminds me. I am going to watch Knight Rider season 1 on DVD tonight. :buttrock

Sorry, Justin, I can't keep your SECRET WEAPON a secret anymore. :(

http://www.uploadyourimages.com/img/935849img_0805.jpg


that thing is sweet!

Andy, you didn't take that picture did you? Cause what the hell is that Dildo doing in the picture?

Andy, you didn't take that picture did you? Cause what the hell is that Dildo doing in the picture?


Ummm, no....I have no idea who took that picture. :embarrasm :shifty

:laugh

Andy, you didn't take that picture did you? Cause what the hell is that Dildo doing in the picture?

How would you know what a dildo looks like :confused

How would you know?

And don't pull that "I asked you first" crap.

Ok ok...I'll go first. :rolleyes One time...at band camp.....a camp counselor....


:D

Andy, you didn't take that picture did you? Cause what the hell is that Dildo doing in the picture?

Maybe that is the guy's SECRET WEAPON!

Maybe that is the guy's SECRET WHIP'EM!

:confused

Hey, guys! I just bought some new floormats and 6000K HiD. I can taste victory, and it tastes delicious.

http://mail.roadfly.com/necromancer/hijack.gif -- courtesy of hyperion.

Nice.

Thead-jacked?

This thread had a topic in the first place?

Hey, guys! I just bought some new floormats and 6000K HiD. I can taste victory, and it tastes delicious.

Oh, Dave, you are so silly. :)

Here's Jesse playing the drumset when he was little:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/GUNDEPOT/WEB%20STUFF/MainDrumkid.gif

Here's Andy playing with his stuffed animals:

http://www.sodamnfunny.com/Animation/Picture/sasemestyle.gif

Here's what dcardenas would say to vjlax18 and vice versa:

http://bmwforums.penguinstudios.com/AJ's320i/awesome.gif

Here's what vjlax18 would probably say to dcardenas and vice versa:

http://www.ownster.com/gifs/chairguy.gif

:lol :lol

Here's why blondes have more fun:

http://files.funkjedi.com/images/humor/gravitowned.gif

Here's the animation I found on Pete's desktop :eek:

http://www.robinsonad.com/shk/LiquiChick.gif

Here's Jed warming up his tires before the Philly SCCA:

http://uploads.europeanwerks.com/upload/BimmerBurn.gif

Here's Jed warming up his tires before the six flags autocross, ever wonder why we lost the six flags arena??? :stickoutt

http://bimmers.baddreams.org/molloy/hellrotburn.gif

This one is especially for ANDY

http://members.cox.net/mishaken3/Tiffany.gif

I still find Jesse playin' the drums HILARIOUS!! :biglaughb

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/GUNDEPOT/WEB%20STUFF/MainDrumkid.gif

:lol

p.s.: All of these courtesty of OT

Here's Justin showing architects can boogie!!!

http://members.cox.net/mishaken3/noxiousgases_lijdance.gif

George trying to cook HOTDOG

Here's Justin showing architects can boogie!!!

http://members.cox.net/mishaken3/noxiousgases_lijdance.gif

Dude! That's the dance Justin did when he won the DE!!!! :eek:

This is apropos for me today (means "on point" for those that care).

http://gir.image1tech.net/dwayne/hahanet.jpg

What was the original topic of this thread again? :stickoutt

This one is especially for ANDY

http://members.cox.net/mishaken3/Tiffany.gif


Kelly is da HOTNESS!!!!!

Kelly is da HOTNESS!!!!!

I love her. :kiss

What was the original topic of this thread again? :stickoutt
Secret weapons...

It seems you found some!






for thread-jacking...


Scott

ooooooooooooooooooooh! DAYUM!

Scott is calling Kup OUT!!! :eek:

Jason-you gonna take that????

*stirring the pot* :D

Oh, damn, I just saw this. I guess I have to take that, the results are official. :help

James,

Your not to busy at work today, huh?
:D

Pete

We haven't see any of those long posts lately... :D

We haven't see any of those long posts lately... :D

Yes, this place has been missing the entertainment aspect for a few months now.

:D

Yes, this place has been missing the entertainment aspect for a few months now.

:D

What do you mean? There's been plenty of threads about meets and photo shoots!

yay.

http://bimmers.baddreams.org/molloy/hellrotburn.gif

"eppp eppp epppp epppp epppp eppp"

:D

What do you mean? There's been plenty of threads about meets and photo shoots!

yay.
:lol

---Eric

"eppp eppp epppp epppp epppp eppp"

:D

bah. my SECRET WEAPON will take care of that!

SECRET WEAPON!

bah. my SECRET WEAPON will take care of that!

SECRET WEAPON!

:lol

I have no idea what you are talking about. I am not, "In the know". :(

:lol

I have no idea what you are talking about. I am not, "In the know". :(

Please re-quote me. I changed the font size so it seems like I am driving by screaming "SECRET WEAPON!"

Thanks.

Please re-quote me. I changed the font size so it seems like I am driving by screaming "SECRET WEAPON!"

Thanks.
Looks like you are having a busy day too... :stickoutt

---Eric

What do you mean? There's been plenty of threads about meets and photo shoots!

yay.

:rolleyes Oh yeah, I forgot. What the hell was I thinking?? :help

:laugh

Maybe we should post a thread to organize a MEET to have a PHOTO SHOOT of our SECRET WEAPONS! :eek:

Maybe we should post a thread to organize a MEET to have a PHOTO SHOOT of our SECRET WEAPONS! :eek:
:nono
I'd prefer a nice long scenic drive to showcase the advantages that our SECRET WEAPONS have afforded us.

:nono
I'd prefer a nice long scenic drive to showcase the advantages that our SECRET WEAPONS have afforded us.
Summit Point is pretty scenic, no?

Scott

i got my x-brace, rimmzZz, and wide tires (F235/R245) and hopefully ill get a fake ID so i can actually participate next time :stickoutt

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/magicpenguin7/The%20m3/Pino096.jpg

i got my x-brace, rimmzZz, and wide tires (F235/R245) and hopefully ill get a fake ID so i can actually participate next time :stickoutt


I hope you are talking about an autoX. Dat shyt ain't kool if U B going to the track. :nono

Summit Point is pretty scenic, no?

Scott

Yes, good point. The public roads leading to there would be perfect.

Yes, good point. The public roads leading to there would be perfect.

:lol :lol

Yes, good point. The public roads leading to there would be perfect.
You know, TWICE I've gone to Summit Point and TWICE I got lost leaving the track to go to the hotel.

I need a Nav system :rolleyes

Scott

You know, TWICE I've gone to Summit Point and TWICE I got lost leaving the track to go to the hotel.

I need a Nav system :rolleyes

Scott

Scott, Scott, Scott... :rolleyes

When you are lost, just drive faster. If you don't know your surroundings, just make them go by at a blur. SECRET WEAPONS :eek: (tm) prevent you from crashing due to better performance.

How the heck did you ever get into this forum without knowing this??? :mad

You know, TWICE I've gone to Summit Point and TWICE I got lost leaving the track to go to the hotel.

I need a Nav system :rolleyes

Scott

Nawww ... just follow Andy and Jed with their KEEN sixth sense of direction. This way, you'll have plenty of practice doing u-turns.

Nawww ... just follow Andy and Jed with their KEEN sixth sense of direction. This way, you'll have plenty of practice doing u-turns.

:lol

Not my fault, man. :(

Nawww ... just follow Andy and Jed with their KEEN sixth sense of direction. This way, you'll have plenty of practice doing u-turns.

We knew where we were going the whole time. We just wanted to piss you off and see how little sleep you would get. :D

Nawww ... just follow Andy and Jed with their KEEN sixth sense of direction. This way, you'll have plenty of practice doing u-turns.

You mean you DIDN'T appreciate the darkened tour of Bumfcuk, VA? :(

We knew where we were going the whole time. We just wanted to piss you off and see how little sleep you would get. :D

That was fun. We knew that was the only way to knock you out of contention for 2004 VIR DE Champion. :buttrock

That was fun. We knew that was the only way to knock you out of contention for 2004 VIR DE Champion. :buttrock

Yep.

[secret weapon]
Sleep deprivation
[/secret weapon]

So I'm not the only one to take the "tour?" :devillook

Scott

I think this guy has some SECRET WEAPONS that he isn't telling us about. :confused :mad

http://www.cox-internet.com/mugennugen/images/P1010039.jpg

Something's wrong with my internet connection. All I see is a Prelude.

I was hoping to see something good.

I'll have to call the Help Desk.

Something's wrong with my internet connection. All I see is a Prelude.

I was hoping to see something good.

I'll have to call the Help Desk.

:lol

Is this better??? http://www.e2sr20.com/240sx/dets24.JPG

:lol

Is this better??? http://www.e2sr20.com/240sx/dets24.JPG

Andy, your engine bay looks SWEET!!!

RICH!!!

:lol

Is this better??? http://www.e2sr20.com/240sx/dets24.JPG

:(

It's not a BMW.

*calling Help Desk*

:(

It's not a BMW.

*calling Help Desk*

You fukkin ELITIST!!!! :mad :boid

You fukkin ELITIST!!!! :mad :boid

No. Around here we call it ENTHUSIAST.

My attempt at a hijack. Funny you talk about the roads leading to Summit. I could probably watch the cars on the roads leading to and from summit all day. Last Porsche event I watched there I saw a bunch of guys going to get lunch or gas I assume, looked like they were enjoying themselves. Also, why are you disapointed with the garage? More info on this garage/show?

My attempt at a hijack. Funny you talk about the roads leading to Summit. I could probably watch the cars on the roads leading to and from summit all day. Last Porsche event I watched there I saw a bunch of guys going to get lunch or gas I assume, looked like they were enjoying themselves.

The funniest thing I ever saw was a guy I knew that drove aggressively TO the track (to watch) and asked Sunir (who was doing a DE that weekend) what his suspension settings were...so that he can drive on the backroads...

haHA! Back on "topic"


SECRET WEAPONS

http://www.tbyrne.com/ls1/30041.jpg

http://www.jet-hot.com/images/Corvetteheader.jpg

:cool

haHA! Back on "topic"


SECRET WEAPONS

http://www.tbyrne.com/ls1/30041.jpg

http://www.jet-hot.com/images/Corvetteheader.jpg

:cool

Nice! Are those for the M5 or 540??? :cool

Nice! Are those for the M5 or 540??? :cool

Idiot. They must be for the 360 :rolleyes

:paranoid: uh, theyre for my american car

http://forums.corvetteforum.com/images/smilies/leaving.gif

Dont worry though, my secret weapons will be useless when during the next autocross, my crappy interior starts coming apart and shoots pieces of my radio and door trim into my eyes. Thus completely ruining my run and giving me the perfect excuse. :D

:paranoid: uh, theyre for my american car


Oh.

So Doby-tell us more about your SECRET WEAPONS.

Oh.

So Doby-tell us more about your SECRET WEAPONS.
I am POOR this winter, I can't afford SECRET WEAPONS this winter.

Idiot. They must be for the 360 :rolleyes

:az

I guess that's ok if you can't afford the Enzo.

poor.

:cry

haHA! Back on "topic"


SECRET WEAPONS

http://www.tbyrne.com/ls1/30041.jpg

http://www.jet-hot.com/images/Corvetteheader.jpg

:cool


Those SECRET WEAPONS are sweet -- They'll definately help you get around summit point a lot faster than you did last year.
;)

Those SECRET WEAPONS are sweet -- They'll definately help you get around summit point a lot faster than you did last year.
;)


:laugh








Wait a sec..... http://www.honda-acura.net/forums/images/smilies/thinking.gif He used my car last year. :mad :boid

:laugh








Wait a sec..... http://www.honda-acura.net/forums/images/smilies/thinking.gif He used my car last year. :mad :boid


In that case these would help him get around summit point a lot faster:
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:4CHu_O3nkXAJ:http://www.vince-carter-nba.com/vince-carter-nba-shoes/nike_shox_w-r.jpg