Dude-

Here's something for you on how to trick girls into having sex with you:

http://bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=284678

hey now.....dimitri (DGI) would enjoy some sheep as well;).

Chicks will really dig the our buddy is getting married thing-we can give them the speech about how were jealous pete has found true love and how we want to find that. And then we can trick them into having sex with us.

:laugh

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, this is what owning a BMW is all about. :weedsmili

Andy-

When you me and George go out, are you going to be the guy to grab the girl's bewbie? George will be the white knight to save her-and then I come and cockblock him and say "hey man! How's that rash????"

yes?

Andy-

When you me and George go out, are you going to be the guy to grab the girl's bewbie? George will be the white knight to save her-and then I come and cockblock him and say "hey man! How's that rash????"
i like your plan... but theres a flaw. it doesnt get any of you laid.

Matt

Andy-

When you me and George go out, are you going to be the guy to grab the girl's bewbie? George will be the white knight to save her-and then I come and cockblock him and say "hey man! How's that rash????"

:eek:

And if she gets mad, we can all whip out our BMW keys.....and just sit back and watch da pantieZZZ drop. :alright

i like your plan... but theres a flaw. it doesnt get any of you laid.

Matt

True. But it would be funny to mess up his rap.

hahah I can say I have a lamborghini.... but jsut failed to mention it was 1:18 scale :D

I don't know any girls in MD that sleeps with you cuz of what you drive... at least they dont' admit it ahha But you do get the big starry eye thing.. i've seen that many times before... even with my old Legend back in the 90s when it was new!!!

High school girls will fuck for anything. *shudders and thanks god for free STD testing*

Matt

Damn, Matt seems to be the ladies man!!

Damn, Matt seems to be the ladies man!!

That's because he has a 2002 BMW!!!! :)

oh wait...

it's a BMW 2002. :(

:D

That's because he has a 2002 BMW!!!! :)

oh wait...

it's a BMW 2002. :(

:D

Oh, then I retract my previous post. :(


:D

i invented this shit bitches.

:lol: I read through this. ITs a win-win situation, 1 guy grabs some hooters the other guy takes her home :D

So wait. What if by accident, Andy grabbed the hooters of some girl with a meathead boyfriend? Does the white knight guy save his friend from getting beaten up or just move on to another girl?

Actually George, maybe YOU should be aggressive/creepy/grabby guy. That's more believable. :D

Does this technique work on sheep also? BTW, im no ladies man.

Matt

Does this technique work on sheep also? BTW, im no ladies man.

Matt

With sheep, all you need are Velcro gloves!! ahah

i invented this shit bitches.

:lol: I read through this. ITs a win-win situation, 1 guy grabs some hooters the other guy takes her home :D

So the guy who comes to the rescue is the one who gets to, "beat dat puzzy up"??

:laugh

now u understand what the modern women wants andy!!