View Full Version : I can't buy a bucket!


cleoent
10-27-2004, 12:31 PM
I'm just venting, had the car for about 2 months now, 2 1/2 maybe, but I can't buy a good race. First day i had it i raced a 740 that was fun, but since then i've either raced a car waaay to fast, or waaay to slow. Here's my list.

Too fast
993 911 Turbo (destroyed of course)
z06 405hp (destroyed)
Camero SS (newest one, 320hp i believe) not so close either
99 turbo m3 with 400rwhp

Too Slow
Honda Civic with fart can
Jetta vr6
saturn (4 dr car)

Sigh.

Miguel
10-27-2004, 01:18 PM
*newsflash* you drive a 5 series, not a racecar.

cleoent
10-27-2004, 01:19 PM
*newsflash* you drive a 5 series, not a racecar.

YOu have no idea how hard it is for me to not flame you. woooosha... wooooosha.

Dwayne
10-27-2004, 01:27 PM
YOu have no idea how hard it is for me to not flame you. woooosha... wooooosha.

:lol :lol


... just sing "I feel pretty, oh so pretty"

cleoent
10-27-2004, 01:31 PM
:rofl

I'm much better now. I just better not read that idiotic post again, or it will start all over.

Skipper5
10-27-2004, 02:17 PM
you can race me if you want to :D

cleoent
10-27-2004, 02:22 PM
I'm just bitter cuz there haven't been any good races yet. I want an m3 or something.

Oh yeah, i raced guc32's m3 turbo putting out around 400whp and got owned. Add that to another one of the too fast list. :laugh

:shifty

Skipper5
10-27-2004, 02:25 PM
come down to the 5er meet in SLO and i'll set you up in a race against your choice of M3s :)

Dwayne
10-27-2004, 02:34 PM
Hey Skipper, you can be the designated camera car.

Oh, wait, nevermind. :stickoutt

Skipper5
10-27-2004, 02:38 PM
dwayne, are you saying i can't keep up? anything but a straight road and it's even steven with a stock M3. bring it...you too, Leo. ;)

cleoent
10-27-2004, 02:40 PM
ok only straight lines though, my pig has stock non sport suspension still :)

jimmyz2
10-27-2004, 02:51 PM
Then get your 'pig' new Nike's...I mean Koni's. :stickoutt

cleoent
10-27-2004, 02:52 PM
Then get your 'pig' new Nike's...I mean Koni's. :stickoutt

Soon, very very soon! I've decided on koni's but i haven't picked out a spring yet...

Skipper5
10-27-2004, 04:04 PM
ok only straight lines though, my pig has stock non sport suspension still :)


damn drag racers!!!!

MaloventEvil
10-27-2004, 04:40 PM
a 540 should spank with a vengance a 325i and possibly a 328i, no?

onrailsm3
10-27-2004, 04:46 PM
Does your mom know you are out racing the baby hauler?

Skipper5
10-27-2004, 05:13 PM
a 540 should spank with a vengance a 325i and possibly a 328i, no?


in a straight line, yes. anything else i'd say leave up to the drivers though the 3 series is a better handling auto.

Skipper5
10-27-2004, 05:14 PM
Does your mom know you are out racing the baby hauler?


yes, my mother knows. we've been autocrossing together several times as well. thanks.

shragon
10-27-2004, 06:07 PM
Then get your 'pig' new Nike's...I mean Koni's. :stickoutt
:laugh

Mblaster
10-27-2004, 07:18 PM
This thread is funny :lol

The Beastmaster
10-27-2004, 08:26 PM
This thread is funny :lol
Yes it is!

Leo - If you ship your car to Hawaii we can have a go at it. I'm sure we'll be pretty evenly matched. We can even race out to the North Shore! ;)

I can race you in SJ with my brother's car, but a bastardized Italian car that dynos at 550hp is not an equal match. :D

cleoent
10-27-2004, 09:21 PM
ok done, i'm crating it up and dropping it off at kinko's cuz they are partners with fedex now :laugh

Whatever, bring that italian car on, i aint scared. :)