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count_schemula
10-02-2004, 04:53 PM
So I had to go get my car out of impound.

$125 cash.

I got in the car, and let it warm up while I took my bike apart and stuffed it in the back of the Coupe. My insurance papers are guarding my seats from bike chain grease as I wrapped my chain in my insurance papers.

Tow truck guy trying to be friendly. Is that thing fast as hell? Does it handle?

Dude, you are part of the crew that towed my car, we are not friends.

I get in the car and light 'em up in reverse... car comes flying around and I cock the wheel to toss the front sliding around and hit the brakes, but leave a little backwards roll... whip into first, rev and drop and the ass comes flying out around the other side and I power slide on up to the gate which has opened and I'm out.

Tow truck guy and spooky fat dude left in a nice cloud of parking lot dust.

Get on the freeway, need to find a race.

Nothing.

Two motorcycle guys back there, not really speeding. Def sport bikes though.

Roll up the freeway, nothing.

Motorcycle guys have creeped up and I have an opening to the right. I smooth shift into 4th and press on past 100mph.

Bait accepted, they speed up as well.

Traffic comes up and he makes a move to the inside, drat, I see "tag applied for" and the wispy T-shirt and the skinny teenager arms and my heart sinks, but fuck it, I need to speed. I slip in behind and press him to over 100mph. Traffic builds. We let up. Nice at least we are taking breaks and so forth and not just making fools of ourselves. More I say.

So I get an opening to the right and he sees it as well, he's in front of me and we roll from 55 to about 115mph and we glide out 3 lanes in concert. He does not really pull me. I'm not gonna have nothing to do with bikes v. cars, but from his perspective, he was on it, and I was planted near his left rear all the way up. Thrilling for him I'm sure and he breaks off and gives me the thumbs up.

I'm in the left lane and his friend shows up for the first time. He was just hanging back watching. He has a faster Suzuki of some sort. I'm already in fourth, and so I do what must be done and press the pedal on down. He paces me and then when I'm sure he hit that favorable torque spot in his engine he nails it and pulls away easily. We do this a few times.

Ok, that was fun, I feel better. I seem to race a lot of bikes, moreso than cars. Kinda bummer but I bet it looks pretty cool to the people. I hope some kids in the minivans get yelled at for staring. :D

I like getting the tumbs up from bikers, it means I had more than they thought initially. I'm sure they are just used to smoking everything off the road, hell even my slow K75s was quick compared to most cars to the 120mph range.

Serious
10-02-2004, 04:56 PM
i h8 tow truck drivers.

no damage to the coupe?

adeelpowers
10-02-2004, 05:12 PM
nice work

so the m coupe likes staying in the impound for fun, right?

BabyM
10-02-2004, 05:19 PM
any scrapes on the front boomper?

count_schemula
10-02-2004, 05:22 PM
any scrapes on the front boomper?
They flat bedded it. Funny though, the receipt says basically, "towing is dangerous, we ain't responsible for nothing."

What's with that? How can that be their customer satisfaction pledge?

Ben Carufel
10-02-2004, 05:47 PM
How'd it get impounded County?

BMW#1Enthusiast
10-02-2004, 06:39 PM
sorry dude

count_schemula
10-02-2004, 06:53 PM
sorry dude
haha

I usually race things than can beat me, it's fun.

It's just fun to run it up with other people. Entertaining the people. :D

Ali
10-03-2004, 03:51 PM
why did it get towed? And you have an oil temp guage in there, was it warm when u were fishtailing it :help sorry about it getting impounded though, sucks :(

Iron Chef
10-03-2004, 04:20 PM
Damn I'd be pissed if I had an M in the impound. You hear all these horror stories about the pound. My friend has his trunk scratched to hell while in the pound. Now it's starting to rust.

BabyM
10-03-2004, 05:40 PM
why did it get towed? And you have an oil temp guage in there, was it warm when u were fishtailing it :help

He does...and I kinda doubt it...
:confused

temper temper! :nono :stickoutt

count_schemula
10-03-2004, 09:53 PM
It was somewhat warm (I turned it on while I loaded the back) and I was not too bad to it. The pavement was all dirty and small rocks. I know. I drove it nicely tonight... until... my encounter with the "RUINER"

Iron Chef
10-03-2004, 09:56 PM
So count, why was the shoe impounded? Too personal?

Max///M3
10-03-2004, 09:58 PM
They flat bedded it. Funny though, the receipt says basically, "towing is dangerous, we ain't responsible for nothing."

What's with that? How can that be their customer satisfaction pledge?


They can do that because they are sub-contracted at times.

count_schemula
10-03-2004, 10:16 PM
So count, why was the shoe impounded? Too personal?
Illegal parking. :(

No racing, no DUI, you sicko's.

Max///M3
10-03-2004, 10:20 PM
Illegal parking. :(

No racing, no DUI, you sicko's.

Racing? Nah the count never races or drinks for that matter ;)

bellavus
10-03-2004, 11:55 PM
Illegal parking. :(

No racing, no DUI, you sicko's.
I illegally park and get just a ticket around here. Sorry to hear that the coupe got towed, but you defintely pwned them :D

FateMaker
10-04-2004, 02:08 AM
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