Hugo will be leaving us for 3 weeks and will be traveling south through New Jersey, Philadelphia, Maryland, Virginia, North & South Carolina, Georgia, and the ultimate destination of Florida...

If anyone encounters a fully loaded 4-Runner packed with screaming children, a girl with a nice ass, and a French speaking, small-statured Canadian yelling at the top of his lungs DO NOT APPROACH THE VEHICLE... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Good luck buddy, drive safely, and don't worry about the Canadian board, we'll behave... :devillook

Hugo, I'm sure you have packed enough lube to last the trip. Just make sure the cops don't see the lube...the American highway patrol will make good use of that lube on you if they catch you speeding.

Enjoy the trip my friend. Best wishes for a safe trip!

Hugo have a good trip, drive safe and take lots of pics to post for when you get back :)

I almost forgot the KY... almost...

Should we bring the dildos? Imagine the customs officer...

- What is THAT, sir? :shifty
- A dildo. :dunno
- What for? :confused:
- DP'ing my gf. :cool:
- ... :eek:*runs to the bathroom* ... fap fap fap fap fap fap ...

:lol: They'd never make it past the dogs at the border... :laugh

Safe trip, mon fraire! Hope to see you Friday for lunch! :buttrock

Safe trip, mon fraire! Hope to see you Friday for lunch! :buttrock

I hope so too, mon frère... ;)

so if Hugo is gone who is watching this forum........... :devillook

Does the Ted Nugent song Free for All ring any bells? :evil2:

Let's see how free Canada really is!

:confused:

I hope so too, mon frère... ;)
At least, I tried.... :D

Any word if the man made it to his final destination??

Not yet.... I'll check with Ron and Kev, they are supposed to hear from him down there....

He's prolly gator bait by now... :biglaughb

no hes been arrested for beating the kids, I couldn't imagine spending 24+ hours in a car with small children.

The kids were very well behaved at the restaurant after being in a car for 2 days, if that's an indication... :dunno

They were probably too scared to say anything, what with all the English being spoken and whatnot...

I said Bon Jour.... :D

I said Bon Jour.... :D

Yeah, but if you had said "Bon Jovi" the conversation would have gone down hill from there... :evil2

Yeah, but if you had said "Bon Jovi" the conversation would have gone down hill from there...

Dave probably broke out a set of Livin' on a Prayer for them. :D

:lol: or "I'm a Cowboy, on a steel horse I ride. I'm wanted dead or alive" :laugh

:lol: or "I'm a Cowboy, on a steel horse I ride. I'm wanted dead or alive" :laugh

That might have been more appropriate considering what Dave has said about his stalkers! :help :D

Hugo likes Bon Jovi, if I recall... and while I did used to ride a steel horse, and certainly was wanted dead or alive by some, having met Jon on several occasions, I'll leave that schtick to him, and stick my own groove, thanks... :D

Oh that's right, you guys haven't heard the old stuff yet, the stuff that got me laid, etc... ;)

Oh that's right, you guys haven't heard the old stuff yet, the stuff that got me laid, etc... ;)

Nope, still waiting... :)

I'm working on it... :az:

I've heard it... it always amazes me that women could have such bad taste in music....

j/k!!! :D:D:D

:lol: at Jer...

Who's going to be here tonight?

I will be, but not after midnight EST....

Jer, think location... they were all from South Jersey or South Philly... ;)

i am working on being here

Sweet!! :buttrock

::raises hand::

I will be, but not after midnight EST....

Jer, think location... they were all from South Jersey or South Philly... ;)

soooooo, what? are they genetically predisposed to having bad taste????

or is it just all the aqua-net & peroxide getting to their brains??? :D:D:D

:lol: Aqua-net :biglaughb

It's not just your Mom's hairspray any more... :laugh

Aquanet, peroxide, silicon, I'm sure it all had it's effect.... :D

nothing beats aqua-net flame-throwers!!! :D:D:D (ahh, elementary school!)

:devillook:

So when's Hugo back anyways?

I think he's back to work on 7-26.

He'll probably be back home around the 23rd or 24th (or sooner if he gets sick of spending so much time with his gf & her 2 kids)...

:wave:

Hey Hugo!

How's it going?

Hey Hugo!

How's it going?

Just fine. Took the car in the shop this AM, I hope they find the problem and fix it...

Got to ride in a 740 to my job. Sweet ride! I now know how your wife can drive this like a tank!

Man, you can't beat an e38.

It's a big car that thinks it's a little car, gotta love 8 cylinders as well!!! :buttrock