So... I was jogging home from the pub in my Adidas TR9s and I totally smoked this other guy jogging in his weak ass Filas... :buttrock
Then I flipped him off. :devillook

Nice kill.

I ran into a guy in Jordan XI, I was in my pumas. I looked over and he looked over and I knew he wanted to make a run. My kicks where new so I didn't want to do a hard launch. He agreed to take it from a roll, so we start off at a 3 mph walk and then started sprinting. My pumas are lighter but the Jordans just have some much more grip. After about 8mph he really started pulling on me. I couldn't reel him in and ended up losing by 4 or 5 steps. He said nice run and gave me the thumbs up, but I was pissed so I cheap shotted him in the nuts and commondeered his kicks.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice kill.

I ran into a guy in Jordan XI, I was in my pumas. I looked over and he looked over and I knew he wanted to make a run. My kicks where new so I didn't want to do a hard launch. He agreed to take it from a roll, so we start off at a 3 mph walk and then started sprinting. My pumas are lighter but the Jordans just have some much more grip. After about 8mph he really started pulling on me. I couldn't reel him in and ended up losing by 4 or 5 steps. He said nice run and gave me the thumbs up, but I was pissed so I cheap shotted him in the nuts and commondeered his kicks.


BEST...POST...EVER!!!! :buttrock

So... I was jogging home from the pub in my Adidas TR9s and I totally smoked this other guy jogging in his weak ass Filas... :buttrock
Then I flipped him off. :devillook

should have flashed your hazards

true story.

:lol: that's hilarious. Did you survey the area for cops first? How much hp do your shoes put down? My Nike Cortez's are only like 1 majillionbillion. :(

//Mwannabe that story is even better than the Geo Vs Metro...

:alright

That's cool and all, but you can't even begin to keep up in my New Balance 470s... my last 2 mile was 11:42 beat that..


:D

Nice kill.

I ran into a guy in Jordan XI, I was in my pumas. I looked over and he looked over and I knew he wanted to make a run. My kicks where new so I didn't want to do a hard launch. He agreed to take it from a roll, so we start off at a 3 mph walk and then started sprinting. My pumas are lighter but the Jordans just have some much more grip. After about 8mph he really started pulling on me. I couldn't reel him in and ended up losing by 4 or 5 steps. He said nice run and gave me the thumbs up, but I was pissed so I cheap shotted him in the nuts and commondeered his kicks.
Oh man:rofl:

Dam people, keep it on the track!!! how many must sprane there ankles before they learn to keep it all on the track.

Dam people, keep it on the track!!! how many must sprane there ankles before they learn to keep it all on the track.

Yeah, and what if you ran into other people that were just casually walking? People on the sidewalks assume that no one will run into them at the type of speeds you were moving at. Its not worth your life, or the lives of others. Just keep it on the track. :nono

P.S. did anyone lose their tie out the window?

Track racing is for pussies. Real racing is on the sidewalk.

This thread is awesome.

So... I was jogging home from the pub...
Wait, you raced while you were jogging home from the pub?
You could've killed someone, you irresponsible jerk. You should have called a friend to walk you home. Walking while drunk is just asking to fall down.

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