http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=224482

We'll make Andy infamous. Whenever someone says, POOR ... they'll think of Andy and his honduh VTEC POWER YO!

:stickoutt

Dang .. just realized I added one post there ... had to compensate and come here. ;)

instead of sweatin' a new person each week ... I say let's sweat GA for awhile

They are talking about dodgeball and $1 to the winner and king of the universe title ... POOR!

Around here, we take it to the streetzzzz and do it for pink slips only! :buttrock

:confused: I thought everybody already associated "POOR!" with Andy.

---Eric

:confused: I thought everybody already associated "POOR!" with Andy.

---Eric

:(

I bought this car to try and impress you guys. :( I guess it didn't work. :(

:laugh

That'd be a pretty funny post if more Maryland and Surrounding Area members would join in the fun.

That'd be a pretty funny post if more Maryland and Surrounding Area members would join in the fun.
Just threw in my useless comment.

No!!!! Traitor!!!!! You gave them a post!!!!! :mad:

No!!!! Traitor!!!!! You gave them a post!!!!! :mad:
And then I posted back here, twice now. WE WILL PREVAIL :buttrock

Wooo woooo

:(

I bought this car to try and impress you guys. :( I guess it didn't work. :(

:laugh

Why would you think a Ricey Honduh would impress us? :confused:

---Eric

Why would you think a Ricey Honduh would impress us? :confused:

---Eric

I don't know why you guys call Andy POOR. I would call him RICH. Let's look at the facts.

1) He has an E46 M3. This car costs over $50,000, can do 0-60 in...


Actually, it's a 325, but...
Oh... :(

2) He has an Alex Zanardi Limited Edition Honda NSX. This car is extremely rare...


Actually, it's a Prelude, but it does have 4WS and...
Oh... :(

3) He has a Toyota Land Cruiser that he drives every day. With three cars, he must be rich!!!1!


Actually I find expensive SUVs to be nothing more than gratuitious displays of consumption and so I drive an economical Tacoma which...
Oh... :(

Hope this clears it up. Andy is RICH.

I don't know why you guys call Andy POOR. I would call him RICH. Let's look at the facts.

1) He has an E46 M3. This car costs over $50,000, can do 0-60 in...



2) He has an Alex Zanardi Limited Edition Honda NSX. This car is extremely rare...



3) He has a Toyota Land Cruiser that he drives every day. With three cars, he must be rich!!!1!



Hope this clears it up. Andy is RICH.


:lol:
Bwaaaahaaaaaaa.

I don't know why you guys call Andy POOR. I would call him RICH. Let's look at the facts.

1) He has an E46 M3. This car costs over $50,000, can do 0-60 in...



2) He has an Alex Zanardi Limited Edition Honda NSX. This car is extremely rare...



3) He has a Toyota Land Cruiser that he drives every day. With three cars, he must be rich!!!1!


:lol: :lol:



Hope this clears it up. Andy is RICH. Let's hope people believe you. :redspot (also, thanks for not mentioning that two of the cars were bought used)

:D

Oh, I think I saw you near Arundel Mills Mall yesterday a little before 12:00pm

Oh, I think I saw you near Arundel Mills Mall yesterday a little before 12:00pm
hey JOHN V-do you like to cruise da mallz too??? We can go pick up sum hunniez tommorow if you want!!!! :D

Oh, I think I saw you near Arundel Mills Mall yesterday a little before 12:00pm

'fraid not. I was cruising the Columbia Mall yesterday at that time. I have found that the quality of teenage skanks is better over at the CM. They tend to be cuter, with better bodies.

I'm being serious.

[QUOTE=AndyOh, I think I saw you near Arundel Mills Mall yesterday a little before 12:00pm

'fraid not. I was cruising the Columbia Mall yesterday at that time. I have found that the quality of teenage skanks is better over at the CM. They tend to be cuter, with better bodies.

I'm being serious.[/QUOTE]
can you please explain that to my friends!!!! they always want to go by arundel millz but the bitches there arent tite. :rolleyes:

'fraid not. I was cruising the Columbia Mall yesterday at that time. I have found that the quality of teenage skanks is better over at the CM. They tend to be cuter, with better bodies.

I'm being serious.
What's a skank?* :confused:

---Eric

*no explanation is actually necessary, I just hate to see a thread making fun of Andy die :stickoutt

*no explanation is actually necessary, I just hate to see a thread making fun of Andy die :stickoutt

Why does everyone hate me so much. :( (trying to start a self-pity thread) :D)

Why does everyone hate me so much. :(
It's your personality. :fingerboi

Oh and thanks for bumping this thread back to the top. :D

---Eric

'fraid not. I was cruising the Columbia Mall yesterday at that time. I have found that the quality of teenage skanks is better over at the CM. They tend to be cuter, with better bodies.

I'm being serious.

ew. most of them are prolly my lil sis's friends too...

how long have you lived in columbia? i grew up there...

just wondering...

ew. most of them are prolly my lil sis's friends too...

how long have you lived in columbia? i grew up there...

just wondering...

Look Eric!!!! the girl is back!!!!

Hit on her!!!!!

Look Eric!!!! the girl is back!!!!

Hit on her!!!!!
She mentioned she had a little sis. Where's George?

---Eric

ew. most of them are prolly my lil sis's friends too...

how long have you lived in columbia? i grew up there...

just wondering...
hey i've lived in columbia for awhile, what HS does your sister go to??? I go to river hill high, im a junior. HS is so hard!!! Say do you have any pics of your sister??? She sounds really familiar.

your friend,

george

hey i've lived in columbia for awhile, what HS does your sister go to??? I go to river hill high, im a junior. HS is so hard!!! Say do you have any pics of your sister??? She sounds really familiar.

your friend,

george
:lol:

---Eric
(very smooth George)

ew. most of them are prolly my lil sis's friends too...

how long have you lived in columbia? i grew up there...

just wondering...

Only two years.

I have actually given up on trying to pick up the teenage girls since I turned 26... thought maybe it was pushing it a bit. Anyway, I never had much luck. I tried hanging out in the food court and offering them candy and ice cream when they were eating, but I guess they don't like sweets because they always started yelling for security. Bygones.

Maybe I should change my stratee-gery and buy up a bunch of gift certificates to "Forever 21" and "Aeropostale" and "Wet Seal" and see if that works... :dunno:

:lol:

*sniff sniff*

We really are brothers!!!!!!

Only two years.

I have actually given up on trying to pick up the teenage girls since I turned 26... thought maybe it was pushing it a bit. Anyway, I never had much luck. I tried hanging out in the food court and offering them candy and ice cream when they were eating, but I guess they don't like sweets because they always started yelling for security. Bygones.

Maybe I should change my stratee-gery and buy up a bunch of gift certificates to "Forever 21" and "Aeropostale" and "Wet Seal" and see if that works... :dunno:
:rofl:

---Eric

John,

Offer to buy 'em beer and stuff...

uhhhhh... I mean...

John,

Offer to buy 'em beer and stuff...

uhhhhh... I mean...

Yeah Yeah! I need to walk around with a case of bud light and a pack of Marlboro lights! I'll pick up tons of teenage hotties that way!

Got to hit 'em where they live.

If you know what I mean.

Think you do.

Yeah Yeah! I need to walk around with a case of bud light and a pack of Marlboro lights! I'll pick up tons of teenage hotties that way!

Got to hit 'em where they live.

If you know what I mean.

Think you do.
You're in Balmore... Marlboro lights aren't strong enough. Think Reds or Camel unfiltered (maybe menthol).

---Eric

Only two years.

I have actually given up on trying to pick up the teenage girls since I turned 26... thought maybe it was pushing it a bit. Anyway, I never had much luck. I tried hanging out in the food court and offering them candy and ice cream when they were eating, but I guess they don't like sweets because they always started yelling for security. Bygones.

Maybe I should change my stratee-gery and buy up a bunch of gift certificates to "Forever 21" and "Aeropostale" and "Wet Seal" and see if that works... :dunno:


OK...i think you've got your strategy all wrong...teenage girls don't want
candy and ice cream, you've figured this much out. and in columbia, all the
teenage girl's parent's LOVE them and buy them everything they need...so
the gift certificates aren't doing you any good either...

here's what you should do...borrow Andy's Prelude (teenage girls LOVE
RICE)...and get the newest "tyte" hip hop artists album...like lil flip or lil
jon...you know...one of the "lil"s...blast that shyt w/ the windows down (but
not all the way cause you gotsta floss the tint)...and if when you turn the
bass up real loud, the car doesn't buzz, that might be a problem...so, loosen
some stuff up for that authentic bass buzz...they should come running!!


if that doesn't work...get a skateboard and bleach your hair.


edit: you've only lived in Columbia for 2 years?! POOR! :(

teh rEgIoNAl fORuMZZzzzz

if that doesn't work...get a skateboard and bleach your hair.

Great... Just imagine George bleaching his hair and showing up to the next AutoX with a skateboard.

---Eric

Great... Just imagine George bleaching his hair and showing up to the next AutoX with a skateboard.

---Eric

that was directed to John V :dunno

besides, i don't think they make bleach kits that would do THAT much hair...

that was directed to John V :dunno

besides, i don't think they make bleach kits that would do THAT much hair...
:lol:

---Eric

Would you all stop bumping this thread up. :mad:

Chris? Sticky?

Chris? Sticky?
:lol:

---Eric

Chris? Sticky?

YEA YEA!!!! park it baby!!! park it!!!


TTT

YEA YEA!!!! park it baby!!! park it!!!


TTT

Oh yeah, well I am about to park my shoe up your......oh never mind. :mad:

:D

Oh yeah, well I am about to park my shoe up your......oh never mind. :mad:

:D


i'd like to see you try!

i could take you down no prob andy!!11!1

BRING IT :evil2 :D

Oh yeah, well I am about to park my shoe up your......oh never mind. :mad:

:D

Dude, don't piss her off. She is as good at screwing people over as you are. :eek:

Dude, don't piss her off. She is as good at screwing people over as you are. :eek:


YEA!!! just ask MARK!

Dude, don't piss her off. She is as good at screwing people over as you are. :eek:

:eek:

I think I have a few more tricks up my sleeve. :D

:eek:

I think I have a few more tricks up my sleeve. :D


damn! must be pretty small tricks!

YEA!!! just ask MARK!

Maybe that's what happened on Friday-why no one bit it that night. Indecision. "Who should take a dirt nap first? Andy or Emily?"

damn! must be pretty small tricks!
Ouch, she's already started into the size jokes.

---Eric

Chris? Can you park this thread? It keeps rolling off the page. :evil2

---Eric

Would you STOP FUKKIN bumping this thread.

FCUK FCUK SHYT!! AZZ!!! :mad: :boid:




:help

this thread is laced with teh funnAy. I think some of John V's best material is in here. It would be a crime to let it die.

this thread is laced with the funnAy. I think some of John V's best material is in here. It would be a crime to let it die.


yes. it should be forever linked in everyone's sig for easy viewing and bumping.

My favorite is turbotrixie's suggestion to loosen the bolts in the trunk of the Honda so that the subwoofers make everything buzzzzzzzz :alright

Scott

Check it out- page 3!! :redspot

My favorite is turbotrixie's suggestion to loosen the bolts in the trunk of the Honda so that the subwoofers make everything buzzzzzzzz :alright

Scott
Do you really think the bolts are tightened to begin with? :rolleyes:

---Eric

Originally quoted by AlfaEric:
Do you really think the bolts are tightened to begin with?

---Eric


Oooops! My bad! :(


Scott

Do you really think the bolts are tightened to begin with? :rolleyes:

---Eric


That's your Alfa that you can unbolt parts with just your fingers. :stickoutt

That's your Alfa that you can unbolt parts with just your fingers. :stickoutt
Woops, my fault. On a Honduh you have to pry the tape off it first.

---Eric

Woops, my fault. On a Honduh you have to pry the tape off it first.

---Eric

:lol:

Do you really think the bolts are tightened to begin with? :rolleyes:

---Eric


i know for a fact they're not...in fact, the seats aren't even secure...at least
the seats in my loaner chivic i'm driving while my car gets it's last warranty
repairs done aren't...that thing is UNSAFE!

:dunno at least it gets good gas milage :dunno

and-my car is not broken, i'm just having the tranny rebuilt (for fear of
worsening synchros-common prob) before it goes out of warranty...

i know for a fact they're not...in fact, the seats aren't even secure...at least
the seats in my loaner chivic i'm driving while my car gets it's last warranty
repairs done aren't...that thing is UNSAFE!

:dunno at least it gets good gas milage :dunno

and-my car is not broken, i'm just having the tranny rebuilt (for fear of
worsening synchros-common prob) before it goes out of warranty...

Yup, you are totally right. VW's are better made cars. Hell, take a look at MSN's website. What's that I see on the main page?? http://autos.msn.com/research/vip/jedlicka.aspx?make=Honda&model=Civic&src=reviewers I don't see any Honda on that list.

:lol: :lol:

I own a Honda, and I'm not sure what the big deal is here?

:devillook

i know for a fact they're not...in fact, the seats aren't even secure...at least
the seats in my loaner chivic i'm driving while my car gets it's last warranty
repairs done aren't...that thing is UNSAFE!

:dunno at least it gets good gas milage :dunno

and-my car is not broken, i'm just having the tranny rebuilt (for fear of
worsening synchros-common prob) before it goes out of warranty...
civics are unsafe??? what year is it? :confused:

Yup, you are totally right. VW's are better made cars. Hell, take a look at MSN's website. What's that I see on the main page?? http://autos.msn.com/research/vip/jedlicka.aspx?make=Honda&model=Civic&src=reviewers I don't see any Honda on that list.

:lol: :lol:


ok...since i ALWAYS count on MSN for ALL of my needs... :rolleyes:

doesn't really matter...i know my car is safe. i've seent he safety features
in action! the only thing i'm saying is:

A: i HATE hondas
B: having to drive one CONFIRMS the above statement
C: i feel unsafe in the civic i am driving because the seat has an unhealthy
wobble of over an inch...everytime i hit the gas, clunk! everytime i hit the
brakes, clunk! not safe imo. end of story, it's my opinion.
D: the thing has NO power at all! it can't get out of it's OWN way!!
E: it's black.
F: it stinks like 100 other people's B.O. all mixed up into one, and thrown in
the microwave for 20 minutes on high.

good enough??

hating hondas is an opinion...

edit: George- i think it's an 01 or 02...

My NSX seems ok.

My NSX seems ok.


it all depends on the car i guess. SOME honda/acura products are worth
while. i just feel that for the most part, they deserve the label "jap scrap" :eek:

I donno about Golfs or Honda, but I feel pretty lucky walking away after a near head on collision at 60+ on an interstate with a Dodge Omni (the guy driving the Omni was going South in the northbound lanes)

http://members.roadfly.com/jkuper/jetta1.jpg
http://members.roadfly.com/jkuper/jetta2.jpg
http://members.roadfly.com/jkuper/jetta3.jpg
http://members.roadfly.com/jkuper/jetta4.jpg
http://members.roadfly.com/jkuper/jetta5.jpg
http://members.roadfly.com/jkuper/jetta6.jpg

The rear damage is from clipping the 18 wheeler as we were spinning off the highway

:eek: damn jason!!!

see...VW's are very safe cars!

:eek: damn jason!!!

see...VW's are very safe cars!

Yep, now the other "car"

http://members.roadfly.org/jkuper/omni1.jpg
http://members.roadfly.org/jkuper/omni2.jpg
http://members.roadfly.org/jkuper/omni3.jpg
http://members.roadfly.org/jkuper/omni4.jpg

Didn't help himself any by not wearing a seatbelt.

yeah, I don't have a problem with the jetta, other than the fact that they say burning a quart of oil every thousand miles is normal for the 2.slow and their suspect history with electrical systems.

we looked at the sentra, corolla, jetta 2.0, impreza RS, and civic EX for my sister 2 years ago when she needed a car. I would have chosen the RS out of the group, but she chose the civic, and I liked it much better than the 2.0 jetta. Add the 1.8T, WRX, SER-V and civic Si to the mix (an make them all manuals) and the plot thickens.

http://members.roadfly.org/jkuper/omni1.jpg

is that strut/spring assembly coming up through the seat?

:eek:

I own a Honda, and I'm not sure what the big deal is here?

:devillook

You don't know what the big deal is?? Are you that blind?? Check your seat!!!It's about to fall out!! :eek:

Disregard all Civic studies done by consumer reports. They are ALL lies. We have been deceived. It must be the work of Michael Powell and the FCC:nono

:laugh

http://members.roadfly.org/jkuper/omni1.jpg

is that strut/spring assembly coming up through the seat?

:eek:

That's what it looks like, doesn't it? No, I think they tow truck ppl just tossed it inside. But the red spots on the dash tell the story.. :(

Originally quoted by robmarch:
is that strut/spring assembly coming up through the seat?

I thought so too at first. If you look at the picture of the front end, you can see that the front suspension was completely torn out of the car.

http://members.roadfly.org/jkuper/omni2.jpg

My guess is that the strut was laying on the ground next to the car once everything came to a stop. The emergency crew probably threw it in the front seat while cleaning up.

My $.02

Scott

yeah, I don't have a problem with the jetta, other than the fact that they say burning a quart of oil every thousand miles is normal for the 2.slow and their suspect history with electrical systems.



yea...people do say that about the 2.0...but i never really had that much a
problem...i guess w/in the first 10k or so miles it might have been low about
1/4-1/2 a quart...but never anything drastic...

my 1.8t otoh doesn't burn any oil...and hasn't given me any probs at all.

i LOVE that car!

Originally quoted by robmarch:
...other than the fact that they say burning a quart of oil every thousand miles is normal for the 2.slow

Funny, I asked the dealer about oil consumption in my M3, and he said they won't consider it a problem until I am burning more than 1 quart in 750 miles. :eek:

:confused:

Scott

Update.

So my best attempts to pick up the teenage hotties were thwarted again. I am not sure where to go from here. When we last left our hero (where "our hero" is me) he was going to stake out the Columbia mall with a pack of Marlboro lights and a case of bud light and see if he could indeed pick up a teen skank.

Right. Well apparently it's against mall regulations to posess alcololic beverages on mall property. Fcukers. Nobody told me that shyt. So now that mall security confiscated my beverages I'm left shooting from one barrel if you know what I mean (think you do) and frankly, I don't think a pack of marb lights is gonna do it all by itself. I mean, I'm 26, not that attractive, can't skateboard, and can't name any of the bands to be on "TRL" in the past year. I realize I really have no shot.

I try anyway.

I strategically position myself at the front entrance to the mall, pack of Marlboro lights in hand, BMW keychain hanging out of pocket. I'm dressed in my best guess of what a teenage girl would go for in a guy - some kinda faded, baggy dark blue jeans and a "Von Dutch" t-shirt. I'm wearing a slightly dingy "Bud Light" visor (hey, better than nothing) to try to give me that edgy Frat-boy look. My hair is disheveled. I tried to make it look as mop-like as possible, as is the style (you've seen "The OC" right?) but with only about 1/2" of hair, it's tough. I used lots of product. I try to look as if I don't give a fcuk. It's not hard. I actually don't give a fcuk. I'm hanging out at a mall.

My initial foray didn't work too well. I tried being passive at first, just hanging out on one of the benches smoking a cigarette. I figured one of them would come up to ask me for one, and that would be my in. The first problem came when I realized that these chicks already had their own cigarettes, and so I was really of no use to them. Losing that beer is killing me. Bygones. Even the BMW keychain wasn't doing it. None of the girls got close enough to see it. I even tried hanging out RIGHT AT THE DOORS, smiling at the girls as they walked by. Nothing. Not even a nibble at the proverbial teat from these whooores. I need another strategy.

I get to thinking... maybe Emily was right. "Teenage skanks love rice!!"
I need a ricey car to hang out next to. Unfortunately, Andy is nowhere to be seen. I'm going to have to find a car and front like it's mine. Fortunately, being the Columbia mall, there is no shortage of ricey Hondas. I pick a nice white Si-R Civic model, sporting APC tails, a JDM cow-catcher front bumper (in primer), the eBay wing (angled upwards at about 15 degrees, of course), a monster Autometer tach (with shift light!) and orange-painted interior trim (the Krylon touch, I suspect). It's near the front, so it's perfect. I casually lean up against the front bumper and light up a marlboro. I don't smoke, so I'm feeling kinda sick at this point. However: in the name of science (and horniness) I press on.

After about five minutes, it works! An appropriately skanky chick comes up to me!

"Nice car. Can I have a cigarette?"

"Sure.." I say, and hold out the pack. she takes it.

"Can I give one to my friend? I'll be right back..." she says, pointing to a girl talking to a couple guys a short distance away. I nod, and she walks over to her with the pack. A short conversation ensues (I can't hear them... my head is spinning from the nicotine buzz commesurate with smoking half a pack of cigarettes in a half hour), a slight bit of laughter, and they start walking. I wait a short time for them to come back, but eventually give up. Maybe they forgot?

So now I have no smokes, no beer, no skanks and I've just been duped by a 16-year old girl.

Not sure where to go from here, I walk back to my car and head home.

Mission #1 is a failure. Please advise.

My NSX seems ok.

:rolleyes:

Whatever. That is junk like the S2K and the Integra Type R.

Update.

So my best attempts to pick up the teenage hotties were thwarted again. I am not sure where to go from here. When we last left our hero (where "our hero" is me) he was going to stake out the Columbia mall with a pack of Marlboro lights and a case of bud light and see if he could indeed pick up a teen skank.

Right. Well apparently it's against mall regulations to posess alcololic beverages on mall property. Fcukers. Nobody told me that shyt. So now that mall security confiscated my beverages I'm left shooting from one barrel if you know what I mean (think you do) and frankly, I don't think a pack of marb lights is gonna do it all by itself. I mean, I'm 26, not that attractive, can't skateboard, and can't name any of the bands to be on "TRL" in the past year. I realize I really have no shot.

I try anyway.

I strategically position myself at the front entrance to the mall, pack of Marlboro lights in hand, BMW keychain hanging out of pocket. I'm dressed in my best guess of what a teenage girl would go for in a guy - some kinda faded, baggy dark blue jeans and a "Von Dutch" t-shirt. I'm wearing a slightly dingy "Bud Light" visor (hey, better than nothing) to try to give me that edgy Frat-boy look. My hair is disheveled. I tried to make it look as mop-like as possible, as is the style (you've seen "The OC" right?) but with only about 1/2" of hair, it's tough. I used lots of product. I try to look as if I don't give a fcuk. It's not hard. I actually don't give a fcuk. I'm hanging out at a mall.

My initial foray didn't work too well. I tried being passive at first, just hanging out on one of the benches smoking a cigarette. I figured one of them would come up to ask me for one, and that would be my in. The first problem came when I realized that these chicks already had their own cigarettes, and so I was really of no use to them. Losing that beer is killing me. Bygones. Even the BMW keychain wasn't doing it. None of the girls got close enough to see it. I even tried hanging out RIGHT AT THE DOORS, smiling at the girls as they walked by. Nothing. Not even a nibble at the proverbial teat from these whooores. I need another strategy.

I get to thinking... maybe Emily was right. "Teenage skanks love rice!!"
I need a ricey car to hang out next to. Unfortunately, Andy is nowhere to be seen. I'm going to have to find a car and front like it's mine. Fortunately, being the Columbia mall, there is no shortage of ricey Hondas. I pick a nice white Si-R Civic model, sporting APC tails, a JDM cow-catcher front bumper (in primer), the eBay wing (angled upwards at about 15 degrees, of course), a monster Autometer tach (with shift light!) and orange-painted interior trim (the Krylon touch, I suspect). It's near the front, so it's perfect. I casually lean up against the front bumper and light up a marlboro. I don't smoke, so I'm feeling kinda sick at this point. However: in the name of science (and horniness) I press on.

After about five minutes, it works! An appropriately skanky chick comes up to me!

"Nice car. Can I have a cigarette?"

"Sure.." I say, and hold out the pack. she takes it.

"Can I give one to my friend? I'll be right back..." she says, pointing to a girl talking to a couple guys a short distance away. I nod, and she walks over to her with the pack. A short conversation ensues (I can't hear them... my head is spinning from the nicotine buzz commesurate with smoking half a pack of cigarettes in a half hour), a slight bit of laughter, and they start walking. I wait a short time for them to come back, but eventually give up. Maybe they forgot?

So now I have no smokes, no beer, no skanks and I've just been duped by a 16-year old girl.

Not sure where to go from here, I walk back to my car and head home.

Mission #1 is a failure. Please advise.

:lol:

That's funny as shyt!

JV-

I told you this already. Chicks love Beer and Skoal.

"Hey babe, I got beer and dip in the car...let's party"

Plus I think it's your vocab. Words and phrases like:

strategically
disheveled
Not even a nibble at the proverbial teat, etc

are probably blowing your cover.

You need 2 talk like dis dawg. Hit George up on hiz cellie 4 mo' info.

Hey John, I am right here. You wanna hit the mall today during lunch?? I have a new hairstyle i wanna test out on the teenage hotties.

You will have to ride in the back though. My passenger side seat fell out......AGAIN!! Damn Hondas. :rolleyes: GHEY!!

ok...since i ALWAYS count on MSN for ALL of my needs... :rolleyes:

doesn't really matter...i know my car is safe. i've seent he safety features
in action! the only thing i'm saying is:

A: i HATE hondas
B: having to drive one CONFIRMS the above statement
C: i feel unsafe in the civic i am driving because the seat has an unhealthy
wobble of over an inch...everytime i hit the gas, clunk! everytime i hit the
brakes, clunk! not safe imo. end of story, it's my opinion.
D: the thing has NO power at all! it can't get out of it's OWN way!!
E: it's black.
F: it stinks like 100 other people's B.O. all mixed up into one, and thrown in
the microwave for 20 minutes on high.

good enough??

hating hondas is an opinion...

edit: George- i think it's an 01 or 02...

Okay. Let's be realistic here. You're driving a crappy loaner car that obviously has been abused and not properly maintained. The smell and condition of the car is not the fault of the manufacturer - it's the fault of the dealership that gave you the loaner. I would take issue with them, not with Honda. You can't blame Honda for a dealer that doesn't know how to maintain its cars, and one that doesn't care enough about customer service to give them a decent loaner in decent condition.

And if you think driving an automatic Civic is bad, try driving an automatic .. well, ANYthing that's an economy car. 2.0 Jetta / Golf included, Corolla included...

My girlfriend has a '02 1.8T jetta 5-speed- it's a great car, but it's already been much more trouble than my '89 civic ever was. It only has 35,000 miles and here's what has gone wrong with it:

1) The rear emergency trunk release handle doesn't work. Yes, we tried it. The dealer "fixed" it. It still doesn't release the trunk. We gave up after two trips to the dealer.

2) The trim panel near the sunroof FELL OFF. Fixed under warranty.

3) The rear brakes seized up at 35,000 miles. The dealer blamed "road grime," cleaned the rear calipers, replaced the rear brakes and charged her $500 (Warranty on braking system is 12k miles / 1 year). She drives about 100 highway miles a day. Road grime? Give me a break.

Still, the car is fun to drive, and we both like it overall.

A friend's 2.0 Jetta ('03) 5-speed has had about a billion niggling problems that are making her sell the car. The key fob works sporadically (dealer can't figure out how to fix), the power windows stopped working (warranty), same trunk release issue, the driver's headlight keeps burning out, etc etc.

John V

Originally posted by SoloII///M:
So my best attempts to pick up the teenage hotties were thwarted again. I am not sure where to go from here.

Originally posted by SoloII///M:
My girlfriend has a '02 1.8T jetta 5-speed-
:confused:

Originally posted by SoloII///M:
A friend's 2.0 Jetta ('03) 5-speed has had about a billion niggling problems that are making her sell the car.
:confused:

John, you have some 'splainin' to do :help







:D
Scott

My friend has a '93 Civic that he bought from another his friend. When he bought it the car had ~120k miles on it and the oil was NEVER CHANGED! It still ran (albeit making a clacking noise :embarrasm ) and he drove it around until he swapped motors. The old motor had oil caked inside it, hard as a rock, but the damn thing still ran. Now that's reliable!

Now I see you guys were discussing interior/body issues but it's still a cool story. :stickoutt

Okay. Let's be realistic here. You're driving a crappy loaner car that obviously has been abused and not properly maintained. The smell and condition of the car is not the fault of the manufacturer - it's the fault of the dealership that gave you the loaner. I would take issue with them, not with Honda. You can't blame Honda for a dealer that doesn't know how to maintain its cars, and one that doesn't care enough about customer service to give them a decent loaner in decent condition.


i know...but i still hate honduhs...
doesn't matter which one im driving or looking at.

And if you think driving an automatic Civic is bad, try driving an automatic .. well, ANYthing that's an economy car. 2.0 Jetta / Golf included, Corolla included...

i've driven auto 2.0's...imo, they're better than the civic...


My girlfriend has a '02 1.8T jetta 5-speed- it's a great car, but it's already been much more trouble than my '89 civic ever was. It only has 35,000 miles and here's what has gone wrong with it:

1) The rear emergency trunk release handle doesn't work. Yes, we tried it. The dealer "fixed" it. It still doesn't release the trunk. We gave up after two trips to the dealer.

2) The trim panel near the sunroof FELL OFF. Fixed under warranty.

3) The rear brakes seized up at 35,000 miles. The dealer blamed "road grime," cleaned the rear calipers, replaced the rear brakes and charged her $500 (Warranty on braking system is 12k miles / 1 year). She drives about 100 highway miles a day. Road grime? Give me a break.

Still, the car is fun to drive, and we both like it overall.


my car has 49500 miles on it.

all i've been to the dealer for is:

-coil recall (didn't need them, just wanted to stop recieving the letter
about the recall)

-clutch slave and master cylinders(clutch pedal would drop from time to
time...only happened once, diagnosed and ordered parts over the
phone...fixed in one day)

-having trans rebuilt now before it goes out of warranty for bad synchros...

-also having both window reg's replaced (not broken yet)

-and the rear center seatbelt won't retract since i took the backseat out @
one point...that'll be replaced too...

otherwise, the car has been GREAT! my brakes are still pretty much brand
new (i don't use them a whole lot)...and everything else is PERFECT as fas as
i'm concerned...like i said, i LOVE my car!


A friend's 2.0 Jetta ('03) 5-speed has had about a billion niggling problems that are making her sell the car. The key fob works sporadically (dealer can't figure out how to fix), the power windows stopped working (warranty), same trunk release issue, the driver's headlight keeps burning out, etc etc.

John V

key fob not working and trunk release are probably the driver's door lock
actuator...what dealer is she going to?? they suck if they can't fix that!!!

driver's headlight is a rpya PAIN IN THE ASS to replace...it's probably been
done halfassedly and needs to be done once properly. i just replaced my
driver's bulb 2 weeks ago @ 48xxx...and only had to replace it once on my
'00 Golf over 70xxx of driving ;)

i know...but i still hate honduhs...
doesn't matter which one im driving or looking at.

Just wondering. What is it exactly that makes you hate Hondas? They are some great ones out there- the old CRX Si, S2000, NSX, IT-R and RSX Type S.

The Japanese make some great cars out there-there's just there has been a stigma attached because of "rice" culture. But most enthusiasts recognize many of the cars from Japan.

-having trans rebuilt now before it goes out of warranty for bad synchros...


:lol:

That's a pretty big issue with a car. :laugh

That's a pretty long list of issues with your car for it being so new.

Post back when your car has over 100K miles. Let's see how long that list grows. After 171K miles, my car has had two issues besides normal maintanence. One with the 4 wheel steering (fixed) and the AC.

It's not the fact that people say they hate Hondas...it's the fact that people hate other car companies to being with. That's just rediculous. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by jed:
Just wondering. What is it exactly that makes you hate Hondas? They are some great ones out there- the old CRX Si, S2000, NSX, IT-R and RSX Type S.


The only reason I am on this board and not s2ki (the S2000 forum) is that I am 6' tall and I don't fit in the S2000. If I had unlimited resources, I'd have an S2k outfitted for B-stock class, a trailer and a truck to tow it with. They are incredibly fun to drive. I just can't sit in one for more than 15 minutes without back pain. (Thankfully, an autox run is less than a minute!)

Don't get me wrong, I really like the M3. It just wasn't my first choice. AND... maintenance on my M3 is costing me more than double what it costs me to keep my Accord on the road. :eek:

Scott

The only reason I am on this board and not s2ki (the S2000 forum) is that I am 6' tall and I don't fit in the S2000. If I had unlimited resources, I'd have an S2k outfitted for B-stock class, a trailer and a truck to tow it with. They are incredibly fun to drive. I just can't sit in one for more than 15 minutes without back pain. (Thankfully, an autox run is less than a minute!)

Don't get me wrong, I really like the M3. It just wasn't my first choice. AND... maintenance on my M3 is costing me more than double what it costs me to keep my Accord on the road. :eek:

Scott

Hell, I drove Andy's Prelude on a fun run (and the 4WS wasn't working) and I beat my best time in my car by 2 seconds. And that was on the first run.

Just wondering. What is it exactly that makes you hate Hondas? They are some great ones out there- the old CRX Si, S2000, NSX, IT-R and RSX Type S.

The Japanese make some great cars out there-there's just there has been a stigma attached because of "rice" culture. But most enthusiasts recognize many of the cars from Japan.


hondas are wonderful economy cars. i like them for that reason and that
reason only.

the RICE has made me hate them.

there are some nice older hondas, and i do like the CRX to name one. but like
i said, this whole fart can, big wing, graphics, etc. shit has gotten me to
write them off...



aaaand...Andy- i guess the size of car problems are measured by how much
of an inconvinience they end up being. considering i am a generally even
keeled person who doesn't sweat the small stuff, i don't think car problems
will ever weigh on me enough to cry and whine about them like some VW
owners insist on doing. the car is still under warranty, and the synchros
aren't gone, they are just in need of adjustment/replacement. i fig'd i could
just forget about it and leave them alone, but also, i fig'd i'd rather just get it
done now so that if in the future they do go bad, i will not have to incur any
cost to repair/replace them. ya see, now not only am i getting the car fixed
under warranty w/in 500 miles of the end of my warranty, but all the parts
that get put on will be covered under parts warranty. so..even LESS worry
for me!

to each his own...i hate RICE.

:)

I hate ricers too. But every marque has their share of ricers. I've seen a lot of riced out BMWs, Mercedes, VWs and Audis. I hate ricers, not the car company.

to each his own...i hate RICE.

:)
I hate Andy. :stickoutt

---Eric

I hate ricers too. But every marque has their share of ricers. I've seen a lot of riced out BMWs, Mercedes, VWs and Audis. I hate ricers, not the car company.


ok...for christ's sake!

i said i hate honduhs...meaning i hate rice.

and the civic im driving is a piece of SHYT!!1!!

quit flamin me already...what do i look like?! andy or something!?

I hate ricers too. But every marque has their share of ricers. I've seen a lot of riced out BMWs, Mercedes, VWs and Audis. I hate ricers, not the car company.

Yeah. Agreed. Hell, we have BMW ricers on this board. (shrug)

My point was that you were basing your hate for Hondas on an example that obviously was poorly maintained. Not a fair comparison.

Oh, and Scott, STFU :D

Originally posted by turbotrixie:
ok...for christ's sake!

i said i hate honduhs...meaning i hate rice.

Actually, in Acts 2:1 in the King James, it says "And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place." so Christ must have liked Hondas. :D :nono

Scott

ok...for christ's sake!

i said i hate honduhs...meaning i hate rice.

and the civic im driving is a piece of SHYT!!1!!

quit flamin me already...what do i look like?! andy or something!?

I am going take a pic of you in the Civic and make you a sig pic! :stickoutt

Actually, in Acts 2:1 in the King James, it says "And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place." so Christ must have liked Hondas. :D :nono

Scott

:lol:

That's cool, but you keep changing your position.

i know...but i still hate honduhs...
doesn't matter which one im driving or looking at.

hondas are wonderful economy cars. i like them for that reason and that reason only.

I don't really care if you like or dislike Hondas. Doesn't affect me one bit. It's just when people insist on hating other car companies without any valid reason, you know I am going to have t make fun of you for it. :D

Looks like I have found the next person who I am going to, "Mark". MUHUHAHAHAHA

I hate Andy. :stickoutt

---Eric

Eric to the rescue!!!!!!

Andy,

How many miles do you have on your Prelude?

My Accord is approaching 193k.

Scott

I've seen a lot of riced out BMWs...


Yeah. Agreed. Hell, we have BMW ricers on this board. (shrug)

:wave:

That's cool, but you keep changing your position.



Nothing wrong with chics changing positions -- I hate it when they just lay there and give you that look like "are you done yet?"

I don't really care if you like or dislike Hondas. Doesn't affect me one bit. It's just when people insist on hating other car companies without any valid reason, you know I am going to have t make fun of you for it. :D

Valid reason: I hate Honduhs because Andy drives a Honduh. :stickoutt

---Eric

Nothing wrong with chics changing positions -- I hate it when they just lay there and give you that look like "are you done yet?"

:lol:

Stickerzzzzz

I have a HONDA sticker on ma whip

Andy,

How many miles do you have on your Prelude?

My Accord is approaching 193k.

Scott

Almost 172K

If you need some tips on how to get some more go into it, let me know. I would be happy to help you make an H23VTEC motor. :D They make GREAT sleeper cars. :buttrock

Nothing wrong with chics changing positions -- I hate it when they just lay there and give you that look like "are you done yet?"


:lol:

Valid reason: I hate Honduhs because Andy drives a Honduh. :stickoutt

---Eric

Even though I hate Eric, I still like Alfa and BMW. :dunno

:lol:


You've been there too, huh?
:stickoutt

Originally posted by Andy:
If you need some tips on how to get some more go into it, let me know. I would be happy to help you make an H23VTEC motor.

You know, I often wondered what the Accord would be like with the Prelude motor in it. :devillook

Scott

I guess James titled this thread correctly. Now everyone knows I drive a Honda and stick up for them. I am poor. :(

Nothing wrong with chics changing positions -- I hate it when they just lay there and give you that look like "are you done yet?"
:rofl:

---Eric

You know, I often wondered what the Accord would be like with the Prelude motor in it. :devillook

Scott

Well, let's find out. I can guarantee you will not be disappointed. :D

What model (DX, LX, EX) is your Accord??

http://home.earthlink.net/~mimazee/Images/Message%20Pictures/This-Thread...-ROCKS!!!.jpg

It is a '92 EX. Will this cost money? Since I drive an M3, I'm now POOR!!!! :D

Scott

What do you Honda boys think of this as a daily driver? Mileage looks nice, I guess the price might be a bit high for an '89?

http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?car_id=165964833&dealer_id=1388978&car_year=1989&make=HONDA&distance=50&max_price=3000&model=CIVIC&end_year=2000&advcd_on=n&min_price=0&address=21771&search_type=used&advanced=n&start_year=1989&color=&cardist=45


Oh, and I gotta make sure I fit in it. :rolleyes:

You know, I often wondered what the Accord would be like with the Prelude motor in it. :devillook

Scott


It would like like an accord with a slighty larger, slightly more agile hamster running in the wheel underneath the hood. Oh and you would have to fill up with premium cheese.

What do you Honda boys think of this as a daily driver? Mileage looks nice, I guess the price might be a bit high for an '89?

http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?car_id=165964833&dealer_id=1388978&car_year=1989&make=HONDA&distance=50&max_price=3000&model=CIVIC&end_year=2000&advcd_on=n&min_price=0&address=21771&search_type=used&advanced=n&start_year=1989&color=&cardist=45


Oh, and I gotta make sure I fit in it. :rolleyes:

That's on the high side.

How about a 92+ Civic with a B18C1 swap? :evil2 :devillook

Which motor is that, GSR?

I wouldnt mind having a quick daily driver but my price cap is pretty low, and i must be an automatic. Physically, I cant drive a '92-'99 2-door manual civic, sedans are marginal. Ive decided that whenever I get this car I will start driving into work everyday so it needs to be auto anyway.

$11.10 PER DAY for the shitty metro or $6 plus gas to drive in, hrmmm... :shifty

Which motor is that, GSR?

I wouldnt mind having a quick daily driver but my price cap is pretty low, and i must be an automatic. Physically, I cant drive a '92-'99 2-door manual civic, sedans are marginal. Ive decided that whenever I get this car I will start driving into work everyday so it needs to be auto anyway.

$11.10 PER DAY for the shitty metro or $6 plus gas to drive in, hrmmm... :shifty


you should get an e36 m3.

Originally posted by jterp:
you should get an e36 m3.

RICH!!!!! :D

Scott

It is a '92 EX. Will this cost money? Since I drive an M3, I'm now POOR!!!! :D

Scott

Ohhh, an EX is easier to swap a new motor into. It's pretty much a direct swap in.

It will cost some money because you need to get a new tranny (your F series tranny gearing is too long...unless you want to be able to go 170mph :D), a new ECU, and H22 longblock.

Making an H23 VTEC hybrid is a little on the tough side. It involves taking an H23 bottomend from the 2.3 non VTEC H Series motor and mating an H22 VTEC head to it. Get a complete H22 head with intake manifold, H22 coolant line, H22 crank pulley (not really necessary), H22 water pump and timing belt, and might as well get 93-96 USDM H22 pistons while you are at it.

Or you could just buy a complete H22 swap for about $2500 shipped ( I hear the prices are coming down too) to you and call it a day. :dunno

So many choices, so much fun. :D

If you want to go into this further, PM me. :buttrock

If you want to go into this further, PM me. :buttrock

*coughricercough* ;) B22 swap, lambda for delta swap, blah blah :stickoutt

Originally posted by Andy:
...Get a complete H22 head with intake manifold, H22 coolant line, H22 crank pulley (not really necessary), H22 water pump and timing belt, and might as well get 93-96 USDM H22 pistons while you are at it.

Or you could just buy a complete H22 swap for about $2500 shipped


Yikes!!! :eek:

I can't afford it. I just dropped $1800 into the M3 in the last two months. :eek: If I was planning to turn the Accord into a club racer, this would be a fun project. (But it would probably make me illegal in every class and racing series.) No, I'll leave the Accord alone for now. I need "old reliable" for a little while longer.

Thanks,

Scott








But if you can do all that, I think that makes you RICH, no matter what everybody else says :stickoutt

If you want to go into this further, PM me. :buttrock
I think Andy just realized which thread he has been bumping up all day. :D

---Eric

you should get an e36 m3.

Damn, that's a good idea! I knew this guy who had one for sale because he bought a Corvette, I should see if he still has it. :cool:

Damn, that's a good idea! I knew this guy who had one for sale because he bought a Corvette, I should see if he still has it. :cool:


He probably just gave it to a homeless guy -- guys with corvettes are way RICH and don't ever like to waste their time selling stuff when they can just give it away.

I have an E36 M3 -- I will be RICH and give it to you if you feel like being RICH and giving me your corvette!

Deal!


Heh, heh, what a sucker.

Damn, that's a good idea! I knew this guy who had one for sale because he bought a Corvette, I should see if he still has it. :cool:

Mike, what about an Accord like Scott's?? Civics hvae high resale value. You are better off getting an Accord (gets good gas mileage too) and has more room for less.

If you need help looking at them, let me know. I will go with you.

See, now my friend (with the Civic) was telling me that the Accord motor (F22?) wasnt very good. Im not sure what he was basing it on but he said it was the least reliable of the Honda motors. I could use the extra room so I would be interested in an Accord as long as it's reliable.


In other news, this is my 1234 post, I feel giddy.

In other news, this is my 1234 post, I feel giddy.

:laugh

Hmmm, tell your friend he is an idiot an then smack him over the head with a shoe.

j/k

The F22 is a very reliable. In fact, it is the motor of choice to turbo. They are as good as any other Honda motors. If taken care of, they can last forever. There is a reason why Accords are known to last forever. They all(90-97) only came with some version of the F22 motor.

I had an Accord with the F22 (96 Accord LX) and the motor was fine. It is slow but it gets good gas mileage and doesn't require too much to keep it going.

I would seriously look for one. If I am not mistaken, the insurance is a little cheaper on them too. Main things to look for are leaky axles and rust.

ahem.. back to the discussion of real cars -- when are you picking up your new m3????

I have an E46 M3

and you were on TV, and got a Kegorator out of it.

RICH and FAMOUS!!!!

JOHN V-don't give up. here's a little tip to help you out-go INSIDE the mall. Here's my best tip-get a bag from abercombie and fitch somehow and put clothes in it, girls will think your rich and like your young like them and are "hip to the game." The best way to catch a glimpse of underage girls half naked in skank clothes is to go to somewhere like "forver 21." I used to go in there following girls, sniffing whatever they had tried on. I quickly got banned from 3 malls withen a period of 96 hours. The trick is to go in there with a reason. Tell them your little sister has a bday and your buying a gift. Find a cheap piece of clothes and ask her for a size that is not on the rack. Ask her to go in back and find it. Congradulations-you just bought yourself 3 minutes of peeping time, perhaps 4 depending on how slow the girl that works there is. If your smooth enough and spend enough $$$ (5-8$) you may be able to score a date with the ho that works there, but if not your still on top!!!

Save the alchohol for when you really need it-getting them drunk in your parents basement (which you can call your "apartment") and taking advantage of them.

let me know next time you want to find sum hoez.

g$$
Update.

So my best attempts to pick up the teenage hotties were thwarted again. I am not sure where to go from here. When we last left our hero (where "our hero" is me) he was going to stake out the Columbia mall with a pack of Marlboro lights and a case of bud light and see if he could indeed pick up a teen skank.

Right. Well apparently it's against mall regulations to posess alcololic beverages on mall property. Fcukers. Nobody told me that shyt. So now that mall security confiscated my beverages I'm left shooting from one barrel if you know what I mean (think you do) and frankly, I don't think a pack of marb lights is gonna do it all by itself. I mean, I'm 26, not that attractive, can't skateboard, and can't name any of the bands to be on "TRL" in the past year. I realize I really have no shot.

I try anyway.

I strategically position myself at the front entrance to the mall, pack of Marlboro lights in hand, BMW keychain hanging out of pocket. I'm dressed in my best guess of what a teenage girl would go for in a guy - some kinda faded, baggy dark blue jeans and a "Von Dutch" t-shirt. I'm wearing a slightly dingy "Bud Light" visor (hey, better than nothing) to try to give me that edgy Frat-boy look. My hair is disheveled. I tried to make it look as mop-like as possible, as is the style (you've seen "The OC" right?) but with only about 1/2" of hair, it's tough. I used lots of product. I try to look as if I don't give a fcuk. It's not hard. I actually don't give a fcuk. I'm hanging out at a mall.

My initial foray didn't work too well. I tried being passive at first, just hanging out on one of the benches smoking a cigarette. I figured one of them would come up to ask me for one, and that would be my in. The first problem came when I realized that these chicks already had their own cigarettes, and so I was really of no use to them. Losing that beer is killing me. Bygones. Even the BMW keychain wasn't doing it. None of the girls got close enough to see it. I even tried hanging out RIGHT AT THE DOORS, smiling at the girls as they walked by. Nothing. Not even a nibble at the proverbial teat from these whooores. I need another strategy.

I get to thinking... maybe Emily was right. "Teenage skanks love rice!!"
I need a ricey car to hang out next to. Unfortunately, Andy is nowhere to be seen. I'm going to have to find a car and front like it's mine. Fortunately, being the Columbia mall, there is no shortage of ricey Hondas. I pick a nice white Si-R Civic model, sporting APC tails, a JDM cow-catcher front bumper (in primer), the eBay wing (angled upwards at about 15 degrees, of course), a monster Autometer tach (with shift light!) and orange-painted interior trim (the Krylon touch, I suspect). It's near the front, so it's perfect. I casually lean up against the front bumper and light up a marlboro. I don't smoke, so I'm feeling kinda sick at this point. However: in the name of science (and horniness) I press on.

After about five minutes, it works! An appropriately skanky chick comes up to me!

"Nice car. Can I have a cigarette?"

"Sure.." I say, and hold out the pack. she takes it.

"Can I give one to my friend? I'll be right back..." she says, pointing to a girl talking to a couple guys a short distance away. I nod, and she walks over to her with the pack. A short conversation ensues (I can't hear them... my head is spinning from the nicotine buzz commesurate with smoking half a pack of cigarettes in a half hour), a slight bit of laughter, and they start walking. I wait a short time for them to come back, but eventually give up. Maybe they forgot?

So now I have no smokes, no beer, no skanks and I've just been duped by a 16-year old girl.

Not sure where to go from here, I walk back to my car and head home.

Mission #1 is a failure. Please advise.

JOHN V-don't give up. here's a little tip to help you out-go INSIDE the mall. Here's my best tip-get a bag from abercombie and fitch somehow and put clothes in it, girls will think your rich and like your young like them and are "hip to the game." The best way to catch a glimpse of underage girls half naked in skank clothes is to go to somewhere like "forver 21." I used to go in there following girls, sniffing whatever they had tried on. I quickly got banned from 3 malls withen a period of 96 hours. The trick is to go in there with a reason. Tell them your little sister has a bday and your buying a gift. Find a cheap piece of clothes and ask her for a size that is not on the rack. Ask her to go in back and find it. Congradulations-you just bought yourself 3 minutes of peeping time, perhaps 4 depending on how slow the girl that works there is. If your smooth enough and spend enough $$$ (5-8$) you may be able to score a date with the ho that works there, but if not your still on top!!!

Save the alchohol for when you really need it-getting them drunk in your parents basement (which you can call your "apartment") and taking advantage of them.

let me know next time you want to find sum hoez.

g$$

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Sadly, George is really speaking form experience. :(

:lol:

:lol:
i would pay money to see any of you clowns actually try these stunts

:lol:
i would pay money to see any of you clowns actually try these stunts

george would get girls easy, i'd put money on that.

What ever happened to this thread anyway?


Oh, shoot, I just bumped it to the top didnt I? Sorry Andy! :devillook

What ever happened to this thread anyway?


Oh, shoot, I just bumped it to the top didnt I? Sorry Andy! :devillook
I'm not sure. I think Andy posted like crazy to get it to roll off. Thanks for finding it. :D

---Eric

I'm not sure. I think Andy posted like crazy to get it to roll off. Thanks for finding it. :D

---Eric

:rolleyes

http://alexlude.smugmug.com/photos/6978290-M.jpg

http://alexlude.smugmug.com/photos/6978287-L.jpg


See, it's true!!! :eek

why is andy's 240sx called "pignose??"

why is andy's 240sx called "pignose??"

You had to bump this threa dup, didn't you. :rolleyes

:D

Pignose- It's a Nissan thing. You wouldn't understand. :D

Knee san or Niss ann

Knee san.

Knee san or Niss ann

:clap:

Needed excuse to use this image :stickoutt

http://207.234.133.73/pics/2004-08-11-ballsacking.jpg

Needed excuse to use this image :stickoutt

http://207.234.133.73/pics/2004-08-11-ballsacking.jpg
Image isn't working. :confused

---Eric

:rofl @ this thread

:rofl @ this thread
Bimmerforums can be both fun and educational...
http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=154183

---Eric

:rolleyes

:eatpop: I have NO IDEA what this is about......

:rolleyes
:rofl

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