Rare item!

If you have a BMW SW111, you will want this!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=50431&item=7903182960

:lol:

OMG... :biglaughb

bwahahahahahahahahaha!

bwahahaha. :lol:

I like the EW111's personally.

That one is rare, we can only sell the M5 one :(

At least he got his other auction description right. :rolleyes:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5304948790&category=63854

Why are you guys laughing?

This is totally new and I have never seen this.

I prefer the 9W111.

can I rock a BMW keychain even though I don't own one?

does being a CCA member make it ok?

is SW111 the new version of SMG?

Hello Mr. SoloII///M ... my name is REPOST. Nice to meet you. :stickoutt

http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=217441&highlight=sw111

You are only about 19 days late ;)

Hello Mr. SoloII///M ... my name is REPOST. Nice to meet you. :stickoutt

http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=217441&highlight=sw111

You are only about 19 days late ;)


Uh... yeah. I read Off Topic, or something :rolleyes:

I'm going to have to call a "foul" on NoSoup for calling "Repost" on a mid atlantic member with a thread outside the regional forum.


They may have cured disease and constructed a plan for world peace on this forum, but if it didn't happen in the mid atlantic regional forum, it didn't happen.

Sorry guys ... I thought that John visited that forum ... that's where all the DRIFT video's are put and all the STREET RACE video's are posted.

I think he was a street ricer? Sorry, street racer? ;)

Besides, I thought John V. was a legend on bf.c???

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Preppy: John V is a son of a bitch! Do you fellas know John V?

Jed: Hell yeah, I know John V! He's a big fella, goes about 6'4", 280. He loves his Scotch!

Schosports: He does! He's a hell of a salesman!

Andy: To John V!

Together: John V!!

Schosports: Did you know John V is the godfather of my son?

Andy: John V?

Preppy: He's a big fella!

Jed: Oh yeah, he's a big guy! Goes about 6'7", 385.

Schosports: Well, anyway.. he shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' John V pushes the priest aside and says, "I'll baptize that piece of calimari!" Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, "There! You're baptized!"

Andy: And your son is blind to this day!

Preppy: Yeah, he makes brooms somewhere in Georgia, doesn't he?

Schosports: I have no idea. [ pause ] To John V!

Together: John V!!

Jed: Did I ever tell you about the time John V sold me into slavery?

Preppy: Well, if you're talking about John V, I believe it!

Jed: Oh, yeah! He puts me on a ship to Thailand, right? And I'm chained to a pipe. Meanwhile, ol' John V, he's back in the States siring three beautiful children with my wife!

Preppy: I hate John V.. but I respect him!

Jterp: Are you talking about John V? I know John V!

Preppy: Then let me buy you a round!

Schosports: Hey, easy, Preppy, easy.. To John V!

Together: John V!!

Andy: Did I ever tell you about the time John V showed up at my daughter's wedding? You know my daughter, she's a beautiful girl.

Preppy: I tell you, I'd like to have sex with her!

Andy: Well, John V shows up.. and you know he's a big fella.

Schosports: Goes about 7'8", 530.

Andy: Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's John V! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries me and John V! [ the guys laugh ] Off! Off! Off! We spend the weekend in the Poconos - he loves me like I've never been loved before!

Jed: Best damn salesman in the office!

Together: John V!!

Schosports: You know how John V served three tours in 'Nam?

Andy: Uh-huh!

Schosports: Well, I'm in Corpus Christi on business a month ago, and I had this eight-foot tall Asian waiter.. which made me a little curious, so I asked him his name, and sure enough it's Ho Tran John V!

Preppy: To John V!

Jed: Oh, yeah!

Andy: Hey, you ever go camping with John V?

Schosports: Many times.

Preppy: I went camping with John V, his wife, and his daughter George V!

Schosports: George V?

Preppy: George V. She's 7-years-old, goes about 3'5", 55 pounds. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with John V and a live deer! Well, John V, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm John V! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Johnveeee!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

Schosports: That's John V

Together: John V!!

Andy: I once saw him eat a whole live chicken!

Preppy: His favorite movie is "One on One" with Robby Benson.

Andy: John V once gave me a videotape of him having sex with my wife, and it was the most beautiful damn thing I ever saw!

Jed: I have that tape!

Mikey52: [ turning around ] So do I!

Schosports: To John V! A ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a bitch who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing!

Together: John V!!

Big Booming Voice: [ from extremely tall figure in upper camera angle ] Did someone say John V?

Together: John V!!!!!

Wait, so Bill is having a boy?

Besides...

That was some funny shit. You are a creative dude... :D

Good times...

Besides, I thought John V. was a legend on bf.c???

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Together: John V!!!!!


How long did that take you to write? Must not have had much to do yesterday.

Aren't you in your 30's or something?

Pete