Tuesday night.... check

Canada Forum... check

Too much to drink... check

No meetings before 8am... check

:dunno

I see you lurking, Gary!! Whatcha drinkin' tonight?

drunks here?

I've been dillligent in even drinkin the country of choicest finests (???) Crown & vanilla coke (seven later makes my tonge swellL)

where are my compatritates?

Have you ever noticed how you don't even want a blowjob after

Hello... :wave:

Oh my, the three stooges!!!

Actually, I've never NOT wanted a blow job... :dunno maybe it's just me...

I started with Chardonnay, and moved onto to Cruzen Rum about an hour ago....

I had physical therapy tonight, and my left hand hurts likes a bitch... how are you?

Strange places you've been blown? Gary, you start....

started with a couple of cold heinies,then a fine bottle of chard with dinner & now I can't get the tastes of bourbon away? why can'tI type the words from my mouyjth?

I thought we were suppoewesd to drinkl?

Man, this is going to talke forever... :laughb

fuck shit!

I'm so ahahpppy What happened to the trtest of the crew?

Maybe I should turn thre light on as I can't ame the words out on the keyboard? this id really funny because Ithought Im was suppoed to be drinkig?

You guys suck. I'm gonna have to clean this place up ( gotta love moderating Canada!!!)

I can't drunk too much gotta go to court tomorrow morning.

Or can I...?

I ahvre to shut the door becaudw my mife keeps tlling me to stop laughing...

Amaybe ishould ahve stayed with the Crown?

Anyway, sup fine peeps?

alright, I'll start since Gary's 2 sheets to the wind already, I once got blown at a Sting concert in the first row of the second tier. The guy next to me looked over, and I just smiled at him, and he gave me a thumbs up... :D

Oh, and yes, she swallowed every drop... :buttrock

Her name was Molly, and she was a wild fuck, we had sex that night for like 6 hrs... she was a restaurant manager that I flirted with for months, she saw me on countless dates...

One night, I was at the bar waiting for a date, all alone, and she walked up and bought me a drink, and we chatted. My date was an hour late, caught in traffic. Thank God!

Molly and I really hit it off, she asked why I always showed up every week with a different woman....

"I guess I haven't found someone who can satisfy me yet," I said...

"What's it take?" she asked, "To satisfy you...." she went on...

"That certain something... there's no magic formula... either you have it, or you don't...." I answered.

Long story short, after my date arrived, we ate, I walked her to her car, kissed her goodnight, I went back inside, drank with Molly at the bar til closing, walked her to her car, kissed her good night, and 2 weeks later, first date, the Sting concert... we flirted all night, and the sexy talk escalated....

I had picked her up at her place in the city, and we made out like crazy and barely made it to the concert, and the dirty talk continued... soon enough, we're holding hands, I'm licking between her fingers (foreshadowing to promises for later) and she ended up going down on me.... :bj:

:buttrock

Ikeep hitting a combo of letters that send me to a nice porno site? :duunno

perhaps Idshould clear my setting first?
I can only type i words per minutre... ;laugnhj

This Valentine's day I rented a limo. While taking the tour of the town before going to the fine Italian restaurant, my gf blew me in the limo.

Good stuff.

Boy, Gary is really drunk, ain't he???

So am I, but as a fighter, you learn to keep on moving even if you can't feel anything.... :D :freak

Gary's typing skills took a hit. But he didn't. (Take a hit... from the pipe... whatever...)

Man, licking a girls fingers is likew kissing my dogs, taestes kinda salty art first but then you kinda find it plesnant in a weird way, anywway good jobDave sounds like fun...

Man, licking a girls fingers is likew kissing my dogs, taestes kinda salty art first but then you kinda find it plesnant in a weird way, anywway good jobDave sounds like fun...


This should be my new sig...

The licking 'em between the finger routine as a promise for oral sex later has worked wonders for me over the years... the message you send with the proper eye contact is sooooo clear... :la:

We need to change PSOT, cuz it is no longer accurate....

Maybe DPNC?

shit man, why didn't you tell me a lomng time? could have save in attornrety fees? :laughb

I once got blown at a hotel swimming pool in Las Vegas at 1pm, tons of people around, no one paying attention...

C'mon Gary, give us some stories, man.... :D

We should get Jer/das in here, maybe BabyM, too....

yes, yes, I'm changing my now. What does it mean?

Dave, PM jer.

DPNC? What email are you at, right now?

DPNC? What email are you at, right now?

Me?

hugo, done!

Me?
Gary....

hahaha this has to be the one of the best threads i have read is a while

Gary is at the cox.net addy.

Welcome to drunken posting night, AJL!

The favorite story of mine was from '84 when I won a cruice for my sales #s & took a particulr hottie that was also a nympho. She wound up doing the ships doctor while I was totally alone!

Karna wheel rollin g around that crushed me! Good news is that I wound up with a coke whore who was on the isalnd that fucked my brainbsout until the ship left the next morin9jg

Gary, check your email...

so this is where the mod's hangout to post like the good old days :)

Coke addicts do fuck like wild dogs, don't they?

so this is where the mod's hangout to post like the good old days :)
Inanagrial night, AJL....

What's your name? Andy, Aaron, Ansel, Arthurt, Frank.... :dunno

so this is where the mod's hangout to post like the good old days :)

1. We just started this; we can post in some other forum...

2. What do you know about the good ole days, you April 2004 newbie? ;)

3. This thread will get deleted by yours truly tomorrow AM.

Coke addicts do fuck like wild dogs, don't they?

Oh yeah, only thing is taht;s theyr alway thirts!

Fun though, thsi chixk was so skinny tHAT I was afrarid I was hurtibng her!

Andrew

AJL would be my initials

Hugo, what email you at?

Oh yeah, only thing is taht;s theyr alway thirts!

Fun though, thsi chixk was so skinny tHAT I was afrarid I was hurtibng her!
Yeah, I banged 2 coke addicts, both were skinny as hell, but damn if they didn't have "energy" and fuck like rabbits...

1. We just started this; we can post in some other forum...

2. What do you know about the good ole days, you April 2004 newbie? ;)

3. This thread will get deleted by yours truly tomorrow AM.


:( So true but i do read this site daily at work. Speaking of that how do you get any done?? always wondered that

Andrew

AJL would be my initials
Welcome Andrew. Long time lurker, or former member...?

my sympatico.ca one.

In keep getting th feaking serrver busy thin wtdf?

Yep, gooddtimes

I'mm ahving a tatse of Merlot now! Would somboedt acll my boss int he motrning for me?

Long time lurker, dont have much to say but OT is good for a midday laugh

:( So true but i do read this site daily at work. Speaking of that how do you get any done?? always wondered that


Some days are lees productive than others... :D

yaes Simpatico rocks for box?

No prob, Andrew...

Gary, mixin' it up..! :buttrock

In keep getting th feaking serrver busy thin wtdf?

Yep, gooddtimes

I'mm ahving a tatse of Merlot now! Would somboedt acll my boss int he motrning for me?

I already left a message in his voice mail. I said you'd be in early.

hugo, check your email...

so anyone ever get blown by a Hooters girl?

too bAD T THAT Jererny decidfed to bail?

He would have fun too consieridng that it tkes minutes to make wors...

Gary, I'd call your boss for you, but when he finds out I'm a head-hunter, is that a good thing? :D

i didn't catch any of your names? Gary gary-tulza

Jer is here...

I'm Dave.

Fuxckd it up sh*t! time to sleep i guessa?

at lreasrt thats why she says?

Letrs do this again?

Real fun when you can see I'll bet?

There's always next Tuesday, Gary.... :laugh

i didn't catch any of your names? Gary gary-tulza

Thanks AJL ye, s I'm Gary

G'night a'll I'm hacing water for breakfasyt I'll bet?

Night Gary, good luck waking up tomorrow

There's always next Tuesday, Gary.... :laugh

Sure Dave, Anyimes good for me... Just let me know & I'll get praared...,.!

Water, Aspirin, caffiene, more water.... bread products.... :D

Best teheeread evar BTW!!!!

i didn't catch any of your names? Gary gary-tulza

Mine's a real brain teaser... :stickoutt

Sure Dave, Anyimes good for me... Just let me know & I'll get praared...,.!
Sleep tight, comrade! :buttrock :cool:

Best theeeread evar BTW!!!!
Rock and roll!!!!!!!!!!! :guitarist:

i was thinking Hugh unless you really are ben stillar

Nah, apparently I look like him. I'm Hugo.

There is a pic where he actually looks more like Tom Cruise than Ben Stiller.... of course Tom Cruise is secrety gay, so I'm not sure that's a good thing.... :D

well nice to somewhat meet you guys.

And yes the movie top gun is all so a gay metaphor

Andrew, is your 323 an E46? Check out the forums sometime, man...

E36

i read the forums here everytime i have a problem with her. Just to make sure my brother is telling me the truth or try to figure it out and cut down his searching time.

Well, don't be a stranger... stray out of the Canadian Forum, look around.... have fun... :D

oh i do, just rearly have anything constructive to add to OT, or destrutive in some cases

I hear you... OT is a cesspool nowadays.... Do you race at all? Have any mods on your 323?

no mods :( My brother is a bmw mechanic and is against me moding my car (since he works on it all the time) and racing, well this is my first summer with it. I do plan on taking her to the track for a good run, the highway just isnt the same, i need to open her up and not worry about traffic.

auto-x or drag racing?

G'night boys...

G'night, Captain! Lock her up in the AM? Good to hang, dude!! :buttrock

both i want to see what this car has


Night Hugo

Well, I'll be the first to admit that I don't know much about Auto-X, but if you want some Drag Racing tips, I can help out. There is a Launch Tips thread parked at the top of the Track Forum here....

well it 1am time to get my 6 hours so i can deal with the clients that insist on calling at 8:01, Night everyone and nice talking with you


oh i will have to read that thanks dave

G'night Andrew.... nice chatting with you...

Figures that the loser who worked 16 hrs today is the last one to go to bed... (me).... :laugh

The traffic in Canada reached an all time high. Time to end this on a high note...