You all know I'm not a big fan of street racing, but....

I was getting on 695 this morning and this red eclipse with a BIG book shelf on the back got on my ass. I was kinda pissed that I really couldn't get into in the turn because of my coffee, and having burnt my leg and right cheek 2 weeks ago after being cut off, I'm very cautious of coffee now. So I just kept the car at 50mph in 2nd, and waited until we got to the top of the ramp to merge. Well guess what, NO cars behind or in front for a good 1/4 mile. The idiot punched it and jumped to the middle lane. I continued to wait until he got up next to me, and then held my large DD coffee up like a wave and put my right foot to the floor! He was balls out and not going anywhere, then I shifted into 3rd and let the car bog down, and then it started to spit, pop, fart, etc... it was a great feeling, and the kid was in awe I guess, cause he wouldn't come up next to me or pass me. :biglaughb:

Oh, and that Ford Taurus got totally owned coming out of the toll booth at the tunel...BITCH PLEASE, you can't pass a C5 and try to get that extra spot going into the tunel so that you can save .0005 secs trying to get to work. :rolleyes:

Ok, no more street ricing. :redspot

Oh, and one of the only reasons I didn't let him go was because that same engine is in those pesky Evo's *coughSM46cough* :mad:

Do you have VTEC???? Rice boy!

Shut up "Prelude Guy with team.BAR stickerzzz"

That was YOU???!!! I've been going for training at another bank in Baltimore and have been driving my cousin's Eclipse since last Friday.

Dude, get the story straight. I smoked you like you were a fat joint! :rolleyes:

Ghey

Now, John, I can't think of a single situation where it would be advantageous to run with your balls out. Maybe he wasn't going anywhere because his balls were out? I know I usually have a hard time concentrating on other things in that situation, if you know what I mean.

...and, I think you do.

I did that in college once... stupid drinking team had a lacrosse problem :dunno:

vj, you were an athlete at one time? i guress this was before Mc D's was one of your biggest sponsers.

:biglaughb

Oh wait...what the hell am I laughing at?

He would have taken you on an auto-x course :rolleyes:

Yeah, he did get me in the twisty... I was holding my coffee. :(

...and eating an egg Mc Muffin most likely.

I did that in college once... stupid drinking team had a lacrosse problem :dunno:

sounds more like a rugby team?

Oh, and one of the only reasons I didn't let him go was because that same engine is in those pesky Evo's *coughSM46cough* :mad:

Same engine block and "naked head" -- and probably very little else. Maybe the same timing belt. :)

Rice rice baby! (http://www.knplogic.co.uk/are_u_mad.html) :rolleyes:

Yeah, he did get me in the twisty... I was holding my coffee. :(
Don't drink and drive... you'll spill your drink... ;)

Voted rice.

I wouldent have even bothered wasting my gas on him.

if you are going to race, please do it at a stop light where it is much safer :rolleyes

Ok, no more street ricing. :redspot

http://bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=433357

:stickoutt

We should have an East Coast EuroZ meet/drive at the dragstrip one day!!:eek:

Yeah, Jed could race that Boxster again. :stickoutt

Jed raced a Boxster? Jed must've won. FUKKIN P-CAR!!!!:mad :mad

He did win... but he was running r-comps on the streetz! :eek:

Jed raced a Boxster? Jed must've won. FUKKIN P-CAR!!!!:mad :mad

YEAH!!!! I HATE P-CARS!!!

That's part of the oath you take when you become a BMW owner. You must hate Porsches, no matter how cool.

John V violated that sacred oath and left the brotherhood.:(

Andy, did you know that your car can beat a 996 Turbo? FUKKIN P-CARS!!!! :mad