Are there a lot?

Mine, at least. But very few due to the climate...

Sorry to hear that...

Beer, hockey & convertables! What else could you need (seat warmers)?

Sorry to hear that...

Beer, hockey & convertables! What else could you need (seat warmers)?

We need more sun!!!

If you buy the vert, the Sun will come... :D

I saw a BMW Z1 while I was in Toronto about 2 yrs ago... very cool. Parked on the same street as a Ferrari 550 Maranello... nice street... all single family homes in the Yorkville section of the city, about 2 blocks from Avenue Road downtown....

Bump for the new Moderator... :D

Bump for the new Moderator... :D

Damn Dave, beat me to it!!!

Damn Dave, beat me to it!!!


Lots of work in this section, gentlemen...







:orangesle

Anything new to report from the Canadian front? :devillook

Caribou? :D

Hockey, beer, ice...

Alanis Morrissette CDs....

Pamela Anderson's b00beez...

Bare Naked Ladies... ?

Bryan Adams, Paul Anka... :devillook

Alex Trebec

Bob & Doug Mckenzie...

Peter Jennings?

The entire cast of Second City TV...

My ancestors' homeland :shifty :D

Avril?

Hockey over, beer stores open, you guys completely forgot Niel Young and the Tragically Hip.

Our Lady Peace is also Canadian.

Saw a Moose last weekend, going 8 hours North tonight for a long weekend.

The water actually flows North into Hudson's bay there rather than south to the Great Lakes.

Tim Horton's is still a thriving enterprise.

hehe, nah, my grandfather is Cajun. The Brits chased the French out of Canada when they took over (obviously not all of them though . ;) ) and they ended up in South Louisiana

I didn't grow up here but Grandaddy was sure pleased when i decided to go to LSU for grad school!

Cajun is good eats... :D

Dan Ackroyd...

Jim Carrey

Eugene Levy.
John Candy. opp's thats that SCTV....

Don Cherry, almost 55% of the NHL.

Any Canadian porn actresses? :devillook

Any Canadian porn actresses? :devillook

Hmm. I though you would have known already..... :stickoutt

I know some Canadian strippers and models, who very well may have gotten into the Biz, so to speak, but I wondered if any of the usual suspects/established pornqueens happened to have come from Canada...?

There are some fine, fine "amateurs" that have a web page that come from Canada... :devillook

:devillook I have no idea what you are talking aboot! ;)

oh i know a girl that got into the business her stage name is lauren Phoenix. I think. i'll find her stuff for you

Post a work-safe pic, Andrew! :D

yeah i am going to get some e-mailed to me tomorrow when i talk to her partner.

"Partner"?

huhuh... he said "aboot"

huhuh... he said "aboot"
:lol:

partner in the websites, we used to live together and that is how i met her. Bastard paid his rent by playing pro-line and making porn sites

Sounds like a good guy to know... :laugh

I'm guessing he's not known for his stellar complexion???

Yes he was, at times, but we always had great parties. Ah all the strippers, damn i wish he still lived here.

Strippers can be fun, how old are you, Andrew?

24 and yes the do provide some excellent entertainment value

Ah... 24... good times... with strippers especially... :buttrock

if only i was still in school to enjoy it, this real world really sucks somedays.

You gotta go out and make it happen, man... at any age, any time... :pimpflash:

if only i was still in school to enjoy it, this real world really sucks somedays.

It sure does today! My tongue feels like it's 3" thick... :help

you know they have medication for that... ;) :D

My tongue feels like it's 3" thick...


Hmmmmmmmm :D

Where were you guys last night (Matt & Josie)?

Drunken Posting in Canada Night (see the where's my crew thread)!!!

Good fun!

Can anyone else manipulate the tongue muscle to make it fat and thick, then real thin, curl it up both sides, turn it upside down either direction, long enough to cover most of your nose, etc??? :la:

Can anyone else manipulate the tongue muscle to make it fat and thick, then real thin, curl it up both sides, turn it upside down either direction, long enough to cover most of your nose, etc??? :la:

:eek:

Gene Simmons can I'm pretty sure! :D

It's a blessing and a curse, at times, I assure you... :aroused:

Can anyone else manipulate the tongue muscle to make it fat and thick, then real thin, curl it up both sides, turn it upside down either direction, long enough to cover most of your nose, etc??? :la:

jebus i need one of those :stickoutt

Must be the workout regimen it has gotten over the last 20 yrs... :D

Where were you guys last night (Matt & Josie)?

Drunken Posting in Canada Night (see the where's my crew thread)!!!

Good fun!
I was slacking off yesterday... :(

Will you guys stop?! I'm trying to work here! ;)

Damn --I was just checking my user CP last night and didn't notice a new thread --I'll have to add Canada as a subscribed forum.


Last night I was all about the Truth or Dare thread...

I'll play that with you, but not in OT... ;)

Tongue curls and truth or dare....

Jeez, we'd do it just to stay warm up here in permafrost country....

I thought that's what the Rye is for Bill? :dunno

Yeah, where's Josie with my truth or dare?

Canada this, Canada that...

:D

We're discussing Z3's in Canada, and truth or dare's between friends... :D

Yes, this is the Canada forum right... :dunno

Canadian truth or dare? :D

Canaduth or Canadare right?

Beer, Rye is for special events when I want to take a nap in a tux...

And I'm back! I had a little adventure today picking up my tires, I'll share when it suits the conversation :)

Hmmm, Canadian Truth or Dare...So Dave you want a dare or a truth? :D

Normally I'd take dare, but depending on what you give me, I have no digicam or means of verification other than my word....

In lieu of that, unless you can think of a verifiable dare, I'll take truth... :D

(I'm out at a meeting from 9am - 1pm today)...

What Dave's trying to say here is that he doesn't have any timeslips to prove his, uhh, time... ;)

In lieu of that, unless you can think of a verifiable dare, I'll take truth... :D




Well OK then! Hmmm...truth truth truth....what do we want to know about Dave that he hasn't told us....

Have we heard about his first romantic encounter? I think I want to know where the smoothness started....Doesn't have to be your first 'time' :devillook just the first time you were successful at putting the moves on a gal (or vice versa).....

Dave was putting his Mack on the nurse that spanked his ass when he first popped outta the chute...

But really, he has posted it. It started like, "I was 15 & she was 19. She was about 5'7", smooth Olive skin, slim waist, with perfect c-cups... etc" :D

Is it in the collection?

I should really take a look at that sometime.....

How could it not be? :D

My version of a Dave's story was pretty neat. I could almost ghost write for him now.

If the words «I digress», «wry smile», «self-deprecating fashion», «olive skin», «hips to match» and some clever analogy are in there, it's a certified Dave storytime.

So, Dave could PM Hugo a new storytime & Hugo could translate into French & post it here. It would be a legitmate "Canadian" posting & after we all learn to read French, then we'd be happy... :D

ou trouver un bon traducteur connecté, j'ai échoué le français dans le degré 9, et alors nous n'aurait pas de problème

Yeah, but the rest of us 'dumb americans' might have a problem :stickoutt

We've been listening to Ebonics since 9th grade!

LOL, it so said, I can't even read my own post.

LOL, it so said, I can't even read my own post.

I can! :)

Really?

I thought I was the only one who stumbled with French. I took four years of it in HS --and then did a bunch of field work in Latin America where I needed to learn Spanish on the fly!

Did Josie just say "Spanish Fly"?

Would explain a lot... ;)

4 years of french to learn spanish :confused: what a burn

The story of losing my virginity certainly in the archives in Web Dev's sig... So if intercourse = first time, it's well documented...

But if romantic encounter can just mean my first make out session/feel-up session, that's a different story altogether. And I was hardly "smooth" that sorta came with time, and experience, and it never hurt that I grew up with 2 older sisters, and was surrounded by women as a young man, so I had a good idea what was considered acceptable behavior, polite, a turn on, etc...

My first "smooth" experience where I talked someone into bed, was another story... a college story, really...

Which of those would you like for me to relate, as my "truth" part of the game?

All

All


That newbie is learning fast.

Is Dave saying his frist experience was when he was "smooth"?

Man, I was still trying to learn to pee standing up back then... :D

Go way back...to that first exploration of the joys of the opposite sex! I'm assuming penetration wasn't part of your first fumbly kiss....or was it? :stickoutt

That newbie is learning fast.


:devillook ;) :)

Likely, in some way...

Go way back...to that first exploration of the joys of the opposite sex! I'm assuming penetration wasn't part of your first fumbly kiss....or was it? :stickoutt


Spin the bottle with a neighbor girl, I was probably 7 - she was closer to 10...

I did get a "funny" feeling down there though, I just wrote it off to having a frog in my pocket... :D

Well, we have:

1. The 1st kiss story.
2. The 1st feel-up story (which is also the 1st blow job story, incidentally).
3. The 1st "smooth" story, where I talked someone into bed...

Andrew doesn't know how much time and effort goes into the telling of the tale, so pick which one you wanna hear first...

1st kiss. We wanna go «aaawww»....

Did you have a frog in your pocket too?

Did you have a frog in your pocket too?
I never nick-named him "frog" if that's what you're asking.... :D

ok 1 then 2 and later on you can tell 3 :)

Where's the BJ story... OT?

I'll bet he's saving it...

You in for tonight Bill?

BJ story tonight... :buttrock

BJ story tonight... :buttrock

:alright

I'm preparing an appropriate dinner to go with the story.............Andouille Sausage :devillook

heh... I'm making red beans & rice!

Blackened Catfish myself earlier...

damn, I'm only 1/3 of the way through the bottle and I'm feeling it!!!

:mad: I couldn't get my FatAss wine tonight! So it's generic Chardonnay for me...

I did get some nice strawberries and chocolate to dip them in. Ok. Must go get first glass and commence melting chocolat :)

I'm such a looser... just been whorring away since I got home from work...

Whatever works, Josie... :D

I wonder how she liked her sausage earlier...

:krakrani: :aroused

iiiiiiiiiinteresting.....

God, I love her.... :D

don't tell gary... he might take issue with your forwardness toward his quary...

I saw her first.... and taught her how to drag race.... :D

but i am the young one still in his prime :)

'tis true :stickoutt but I love all you boys!!

but i am the young one still in his prime :)
hark?

like that matters to a guy whose brian has undergone so much psychosis that he's a the freaking example they use in pysiology classes...

Andrew, you're the only single one... that's true, but my wife might share me... ;)

And Josie has read my stories too, and she knows I'm the only one who can lick her behind the knees properly... :D

Jer, are you referring to my brain, and all the concussions? :freak

no, gary, and the refer.

yes i am going to try this licking behind the knee this weekend, oh by the way never did get the redhead i was in search of on the weekend :( but found a nice italian girl with curly black hair and a oh so nice tan.

Love the Italian babes.... :buttrock

Jer, gotcha... :freak

you have to tell us about your adventures....that way I can at least have a healthy fantasy life! :)

(You see, Dave knows that I have neve actually been licked behind the knees, but that it is one of those things I would very much like to experience it) :stickoutt

you MUST secure the redheads... they give good head (not the best, I've heard, but good enough) and they are ANIMALS in the sack...

Josie, I bet I could get permission for that, and I'm an expert at it... :aroused: :D

Man, I have a crush on our local weather babe on Channel 6....

I don't know, the best one i ever got was from this blond i met a the bar one night. She was about 98lbs and about 5'1. Now she was wild in bed, i could pick her up in with one arm and walk around she was so light

I'd be useless to you josie... but I've been told I have "magic hands" :icon23:

Andrew hasn't gotten to the Art Gallery Chick story yet.... :laugh

that story is just about as good as it gets...

ahhhh, Keep the Faith, and loud enough the neighbors can understand th lyrics...

Mother, Mother... tell your children, that their time has just begun...

no i am up to the groupie story, Heather just told you she has LSD

lord you gotta keep the faith...

and this is definitely not a "dry county"

I always like Dry County and Woman In Love, and Fear on that album....

yep... add Mother and you've got the three best on the record... #5 was the first song I ever slow danced to...

EDIT: FOUR, best FOUR on the record... and to think people trust me with their money.... oi vey

mmmmmmmmmmmm alexa boostrom....

I used to do an acoustic version of #5 at my coffee house gigs... the chicks loved it... :D

did i miss something or does this all have to do with the art gallery??

no, not really... but then again, I'm pretty smoked at the moment...

We're discussing Bon Jovi, Andrew.... go ahead and read the Art Gallery story, I think Harv titled it something like, "Now that's customer service" or something... :D

to borrow a line from that story... "HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" :D:D:D

if i read it now then i will have nothing to do at work tomorrow, i have to pase this novel out over a few days. I am however impressed with the amount of detail put into each story so far.

:lol: Thanks, Andrew, lots of typos, typed in a rush, etc.... fun times...

yes i considered editing it and sending it to you but then it wouldn;t be "as told by dave"

One of these days I'll fix it and get it to Harv for an update....

You can ask Jer, I've never been real good at editing myself... :D

Jebus i just noticed you post counts, time for me to start to day time post whore to get out of the hundreds

yeah, dave's typing leaves a lot to be desired...

That's not what I meant Jer... :laugh

I meant my propensity for saying exactly what I think when I think it, versus "edit" it before it leaves my lips/hands.... :D

Andrew, yeah, Jer's all proud to have 100 posts in 24 hrs, and that's like normal for me Mon-Fri every day.... :D

???????? i was all happy about ah hour or so ago when i finally hit 100 posts

I think my record was like 375 posts in 1 day.... way back when...

I'm trashed dave... I can't be held responsible for anything I say/do tonight...

Muwahahahahaha!!! :evil2:

that is like a post a min over 6 hours

I'm closing in on like 150 for the day... this might actually be a record for me....

I had 24 hrs, Andrew, and 2 windows open, and worked a 16 hr day.... all in front of the PC... :D

I keep feeling like its wearing off... gotta speed up the intake... the bottle is getting low!!!

Same thing happened to me last week, so I went potent, and hit the rum.... :D

I just need to beb more vigilant... drink more, type less....

Do both... learn grasshopper, learn... :D

need new glasses first... doc says I need bi-focals.... SHIT!

Damn, you're getting old, bi-focals, the hairline... all I have is the silver temples... ;)

.... and 10 yrs on you.... :D

bren found a few grays last month... :(

.....ass

Wow, even I don't have gray hair on my ass yet.... :D

oh shit I'm laughing like a frickin babboon..... I don't want to know anythign about your ass-hair...

Yet, you keep bringing it up.... :confused:


:lol:

me tomorrow morning: 'there's a bottle of vodka skill lodged in my head...'

Yet, you keep bringing it up.... :confused:


:lol:


<<<<< = pwn3d

... and some blonde gave me nightmares, I think that she's still in my bed...

blondes do give me nightmares... every single ex of mine is a blonde.... scary...

Carol, the sax player that broke my heart was a blonde.... a real blonde... :D

I can't really PROVE that any of my ex's were blondes... but they were all blondes for as long as I've known them... I have no reason to believe that the curtains don't match the carpet....

There have been a few blondes in my time, but she is the one that comes to mind, she owned me for a while...

your MO is dark hair dark eyes though... I'm still in shock that I didn't marry a blonde...

75% of my past were brown hair, brown eyes... the rest was a nice mix of blondes, red heads, etc...

brunettes just don't get my blood boiling.... but we don't have exotic, deep brunettes out here....

Yeah, not sure why, all my friends were into blondes, blue eyes, etc.... and they never charged me up all that much, but an olive skinned brunette exotic with deep brown eyes just makes me melt...

I still have a pic of a blonde ex that can trun a man to putty...

Post it... :D

not scanned.... sorry dude....

kinda like your timeslips... :D:D:D she's also jailbait in the pic... she was like 15....

I hear ya.... Some of my ex's whose pics are scanned, are a little too easy to find on the 'net, if you know what I mean... generally slutty, though.... :az:

:lol: Bite me, they are in my trunk! Get your ass up here someday, and I'll show 'em to you! :D

yeah... my ex's all enjoy the serene lives of a private citizen...

Thank God I married someone cool... one ex-gf just couldn't deal with it when she found out about my past...

What a bunch of drunks... :biglaughb

Boy did you miss it last night, Gary... :D Jer and I were in rare form... both of us had 200 post days yesterday.... :laugh

Yeah, it's taken me nearly an hour to read what you guys posted...

Somebody's got "too much time on my hands"... :D

you know dave... he a Jukebox Hero...

:confused: You lost me, man... :dunno

sorry... after-effects are causing my brain to reference bad foreigner songs.... gotta get hydrated...

:lol:

you know dave... he a Jukebox Hero...

But, he can be "Cold As Ice."

Sorry, Foreigner rocks. :D

Both of you are way off.... my stuff rarely made it into any jukebox, and I'm anything but cold... ;) :D

Did G-13 ever get anywhere? Weren't you guys going to promote it somewhat?

I know you don't have your chops back yet, but how about playing rhythm?

Dan's 2 visits to rehab put the kibosh on that for a while... we could get him a player if needed, but I can play that stuff, no real solos to worry about... that's my only impaired ability right now, as a soloist....

I mean, I can play leads, just not a cleanly or as quickly as before, it sounds sloppier now, and I was always a clean player in the past... I'll get it back, I'm working on it every week...

I gotta get off my ass and get you guys (Hugo, Gary, Harv) my old stuff so you can hear my solos, etc...

We'll be promoting G-13 to radio in the Fall or Winter (after Dan can sustain a solid 6 mos of soberness, etc...)

We'll be promoting G-13 to radio in the Fall or Winter (after Dan can sustain a solid 6 mos of soberness, etc...)

Isn't it too much of a cliche to be an alcoholic rock and roller?

BTW, somewhat on-topic me and the missus are going down to PA for Town Fair in Latrobe. She works for Labatt so she is working one of their booths at the show, so I'm getting a VIP pass to the show. Velvet Revolver is playing (hence the rehab link) as well as a whole lot of other bands. I think we have one VIP pass left if anyone wants to shoot over for the show on July 31 (have to double check though if we still can get it).

List of bands is...

Velvet Revolver
Staind
Disturbed
N.E.R.D.
hoobastank
the crystal method
Sevendust
Finger Eleven
Three Days Grace

That sounds cool, La Trobe is nice, The Black Bread is a nice restaurant there....

Harv, he's addistced to alcohol, and coke, and he's 23....

jebus i thought i killed that rumor, i stopped doingg coke to get the car

I gotta get off my ass and get you guys (Hugo, Gary, Harv) my old stuff so you can hear my solos, etc...

Great idea Dave!!! :cool:

I have it narrowed down from 45 tunes to 35, from 3 CDs to 2, so far.... :D

I'm mostly interested in hearing your lead work, I already know your a bird!!!

Stay with the hard stuff, not much into ballads, etc (unless you have favorites)...

I'm just kidding man, take your time - I know it aint easy to whip out a rip of compilations!

Problem is, some of the ballads have some of the best solos on them... :az:

Harv, he's addistced to alcohol, and coke, and he's 23....

Overachiever.

Problem is, some of the ballads have some of the best solos on them...

Wussy! ;)

Sue snort-boy for putting the whole thing on hiatus!

Ballads are fine then, and yeah, what Hugo said!

Dan's a good guy... and he paid me and the company for everything, studio time, manufacturing, etc... so he doesn't owe us anything... yet....

My ballads are what got me laid, more often than not, Harv... back in the day... :D