Just curious what little perks you have in your office.

We get all the free snack, soda, bottled water, juice our little hearts desire. I also get to help a freakin HOTT MILF every once in a while. :eek: She looks like Jennifer Aniston and this lady is 45. :eek: :smiliesex

:D

What about you guys??

Flex days... :D I'm home right now!

---Eric

I can scratch my balls and stir the coffee pot with my fingers afterwards. They actually encourage it!

I can scratch my balls and stir the coffee pot with my fingers afterwards. They actually encourage it!

There is always one of those type of guys at every company. :rolleyes:

:laugh

There is always one of those type of guys at every company. :rolleyes:

:laugh

Hehehe.....wanna smell my fingers?

Free fountain sodas. One day they served us prime rib and crab cakes for lunch! Hotties are on the other side of the building-tech support desk.

free sodas
health club
huge discount on software
beta testing cool xbox games and other devices
100% coverage on medical, dental
arcade game in the lobby
dicounts on rental cars, museums, whole bunch of other services
employee stock purchase plan

and the best perk is the work itself! :D

i love it! :D :D :D :D :D

Perks........mmmmmmm, let me see :devillook

I work w/ my fiancee.... o wait :confused:

List of perks at my work:


































:dunno

Is getting shat upon by everyone else a perk? If so, I got that.

Work? :confused:

Perks? WTF are those? Must be a private sector thing. :dunno

All the free computers/parts that I can smuggle out of the building :laugh

This one girl at my work....oh lord

If I told you, I'd have to kill you...

(5spd swap completed by May 16th)

May 16th is tomorrow! :eek:

Just curious what little perks you have in your office.

We get all the free snack, soda, bottled water, juice our little hearts desire. I also get to help a freakin HOTT MILF every once in a while. :eek: She looks like Jennifer Aniston and this lady is 45. :eek: :smiliesex

:D

What about you guys??
I'm my own boss, so I take long lunches or leave early whenever the hell I want (not often enough, though).

I work from home most days, so I have the perks of a bed across the hall if I'm tired, a stocked fridge downstairs, booze on a bad day, cable TV, and no one looking over my shoulder.

From my window I can see all the hot MILF's sunbathing on the patios during the summer.

I can work in my boxers and not shave on days I wake up late...

I'm my own boss, so I take long lunches or leave early whenever the hell I want (not often enough, though).

I work from home most days, so I have the perks of a bed across the hall if I'm tired, a stocked fridge downstairs, booze on a bad day, cable TV, and no one looking over my shoulder.

From my window I can see all the hot MILF's sunbathing on the patios during the summer.

I can work in my boxers and not shave on days I wake up late...

Your plate should say 1LKYBST

ya know, 'one lucky bastard' or something

wow

I need a beer.

You give a lot of us something to aspire to Dave someday.... :rolleyes:

Well, the down side is I work too much, it's my own business and I gotta keep it aloft in a lousy economy where companies are outsourcing to professional services consulting firms less and less.

The result has me averaging 80 hrs a week every week, and sometimes even working closer to 90-100 hrs a week here and there.

As you've probably heard me say on occasion, I only post when I'm here at my desk working, so look at my post count as evidence that I work too much. Like this Sunday AM, I have a few hours paperwork to square away before hitting the gym later, and I'll be back tonight to set up my week...

It's a blessing and a curse, but I like what I do, so it's ok for me. But I paid my dues, I worked for some of the biggest, best, and oldest Executive Search Firms for years before going solo 4 yrs ago...

May 16th is tomorrow! :eek:

Yeah, and they've pushed the completion date back to Wednesday. Oh well. Good things are worth the wait!

10% discount and i get previlage to operate the cart pusher 2000

No hot chicks in my office. I did just get back from a all expenses paid trip to San Juan though :)

My family has a restaurant ( www.gandmcrabcakes.com ) so after my "duties" in the office are done.... so am I. I get to sit around and point to the phone when its ringing, have people bring me coffee, sit online and browse the forums, sit in the corner of the carry out and watch the hot girlies working behind the counter, all that good stuff. I help out when needed, but there are plenty of perks.

Work? would someone please explain that word?

My family has a restaurant ( www.gandmcrabcakes.com ) so after my "duties" in the office are done.... so am I. I get to sit around and point to the phone when its ringing, have people bring me coffee, sit online and browse the forums, sit in the corner of the carry out and watch the hot girlies working behind the counter, all that good stuff. I help out when needed, but there are plenty of perks.

Mmmmmm... crabcakes...

Is your family's restaurant in Greektown? Don't know where Linthicum Heights is.

There was this Greek restaurant in downtown called Cypriana's off of Baltimore Street that had AWESOME falafel. I assume it was maybe a Turkish owner as most Greek restaurants don't offer falafel...

I really can't think of anything in terms of perks. :(

I get to deal with really nice and kind clients....wait. :(

I get to travel....wait :( (to New Jersey)

Lots of good eyecandy.....wait :(

Well, at least I get home by 4:40 PM :D

Pete

[QUOTE=Jed]Mmmmmm... crabcakes...

Is your family's restaurant in Greektown? Don't know where Linthicum Heights is.
[QUOTE]

The restaurant is off of exit 8 on 695 (there is a directions link on the website ;) )

The restaurant is off of exit 8 on 695 (there is a directions link on the website ;) )

Thanks Brice!!!! :D

Well, at least I get home by 4:40 PM :D

Pete

:fingerboi

I'll be home around 7:30 PM :mad:

---Eric

I'm already home, but still working... ;)

I'm already home, but still working... ;)

Aren't you always home? Or did you mean you got into the living room from your office in your house? :D

I'm already home, but still working... ;)
Why is everyone winking at me today. :dunno This forum is getting weirder than normal. :eyecrazy:

---Eric

Why is everyone winking at me today. :dunno This forum is getting weirder than normal. :eyecrazy:

---Eric

Eric, just be happy you haven't gotten the http://images.bimmerforums.com/smilies/bj.gif

:D

The result has me averaging 80 hrs a week every week, and sometimes even working closer to 90-100 hrs a week here and there.

Ahh yes, a Ying for every Yang.

:eyecrazy: Damn thats a lot of hours man. I suppose that If you like what you do that compensates a little. Just so long as you have and 'outlet' so you don't burn up...

My Yang: After four years in the Marine Corps I now drive a desk when I'm not driving the M. Raking in over twice the salary though. :devillook

My Ying: For the first time in my life I'm getting fat. There's probably others... :shifty

My family has a restaurant ( www.gandmcrabcakes.com ) so after my "duties" in the office are done.... so am I. I get to sit around and point to the phone when its ringing, have people bring me coffee, sit online and browse the forums, sit in the corner of the carry out and watch the hot girlies working behind the counter, all that good stuff. I help out when needed, but there are plenty of perks.
i think i may stop by tommorow........i need sum of that homemade blue cheese:D

free sodas
health club
huge discount on software
beta testing cool xbox games and other devices
100% coverage on medical, dental
arcade game in the lobby
dicounts on rental cars, museums, whole bunch of other services
employee stock purchase plan

and the best perk is the work itself! :D

i love it! :D :D :D :D :D

Hm, how about being a salaried employee yet getting paid overtime for any hours over 40 in a week?

:D

Hm, how about being a salaried employee yet getting paid overtime for any hours over 40 in a week?

:D
Doesn't everyone get that? :D

---Eric

Hm, how about being a salaried employee yet getting paid overtime for any hours over 40 in a week?

:D

FU!!!!

Doesn't everyone get that? :D

---Eric
Eric, do you even work 40 hours in a week?? :confused:

:D

I work with a Butterface who likes to show off her thongs. That's pretty cool. :dunno

:D

Eric, do you even work 40 hours in a week?? :confused:

:D

I usually work 9 hour days and take every other Friday off. :D If they need me to work more than they provide paid overtime.

---Eric

Overtime? What's that? :(

I've worked many 60-70 hour weeks throughout this engagement, and that's why I'm so lax with my time now. I never got paid for it, and I can't use it all at once as comp-time.

Overtime? What's that? :(

I've worked many 60-70 hour weeks throughout this engagement, and that's why I'm so lax with my time now. I never got paid for it, and I can't use it all at once as comp-time.

60-70 hour weeks? That sucks. I'm not allowed to carry hours over from month to month so if I run out of hours and they need me, they either have to pay overtime or they send me home. They also started enforcing a rule that we aren't allowed to work more than 9 hours per day unless approved.

---Eric

I work with a Butterface who likes to show off her thongs. That's pretty cool. :dunno

:D
pics or ban.

pics or ban.


ditto.

ditto.

HOW DARE YOU!!! :mad:

:D

pics or ban.
George, you might find her kind of pretty. I guess I don't. But, hey, what do you expect, I am the EcBb face-man. :buttrock

Hm, how about being a salaried employee yet getting paid overtime for any hours over 40 in a week?

:D

Oh man, I used to get that at my old company.

Some months the market would be out of control and we'd stay come in early, stay late and lunch was served to us at the desk so there was another hour. We had one summer where everyday was like that. With all the overtime and trading bonuses...$$$KA-CHING!$$$

It was worth the daily roll of Tums I would eat every day! :D

i wish i got that :(.

i wish i got that :(.

Justin, your dad gives you weekly bonuses too, right?? :confused:

no... he has this thing about "earning" money... I know, WTF?
I wish he was cool and paid my mortgage for me like your dad does.

no... he has this thing about "earning" money... I know, WTF?


Ooooooh, that's right. Your dad is the one with the REGULAR C5 Vette. Now i understand.:(




:D

i wish i got that :(.
you want a roll of tums everday? :confused:

Ooooooh, that's right. Your dad is the one with the C5 Vette Convertible RICH!







Yeah thats about right.