Ok, so this almost turned into an actual "kill" story.

I was leaving a party last night in a somewhat sketchy part of town, and as I'm getting into my car, this cracked out black guy hops into my car holding something under his jacket and says "This is my pistol, gimme your keys and wallet." I told him I'd need to see an actual gun before I handed the items over. He didn't have a gun (thought so!) but he whipped out a knife instead. So I grab his knife hand and then we're kind of at an impasse. I have no way of getting him out of the car, he for all his threats of "stabbing me in the f---in neck", can't really do much either. So we sit there bitching and arguing for like 5 minutes. It was totally surreal. I realize that I'm probably not going to be rid of this guy without at least one of us getting cut/stabbed and bleeding on my interior. So in the end I told him I'd give him the cash from my wallet (like 40 bucks) if he'd just get the hell out. He eventually accepted. Then I tried to hit him with my car cuz I was all sorts of pissed off, but he juked me :rolleyes: Haha, probably just as well...

Hope y'all get a laugh out of this or somethin :lol:

325 vs a crackhead - the crackhead wins.

Nice death:D

I can't see how you grabbed his knife and couldn't get him out of the car. Me personally, I'd beat the living $h!t out of him if I had control of the weapon. I'd be picking out his teeth out of the bottoms of my Pumas:D

I didn't grab his knife, I grabbed his knife HAND. So "control of the weapon was kind of a tossup, with him probably having a slight advantage.

Should have kicked him in the jaw:D

Haha, yeah, although I'm not really that flexible to kick him from the driver's seat. Still, it certainly would have caught him by surprise ;)

325 vs a crackhead - the crackhead wins.
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Way to handle business, be thankful you're not seriously injured!

Nice kill! Yeah, wrong place for this. Dave probably won't mind an interesting story while he tows this to the impound yard.

Personally, I'd give him my car. I'd get more $$$ than I payed for it and buy a newer one with fewer miles. The only suck would be if they found it trashed out two days later.

You reported this to the Police, right??

When I've gotten in a scuffle, I get super retard strength. I'd probably put up a good fight with even the most crazed crack heads. :D

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Kid, what's your problem. All you do is post negative responses to every thread. If you have nothing good to say, don't say it. You're not slow, are you?

Kid, what's your problem. All you do is post negative responses to every thread. If you have nothing good to say, don't say it. You're not slow, are you?

Just posting my opinion. The story itself belongs in OT not here and it obviously false. Why should my opinion be the same as yours?

Just posting my opinion. The story itself belongs in OT not here and it obviously false. Why should my opinion be the same as yours?
please show us where it's false

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Oh no, who let you out of timeout? :help

Oh no, who let you out of timeout? :help
http://www.yoaliens3000.com/upload/owned3.jpg :D

Just posting my opinion. The story itself belongs in OT not here and it obviously false. Why should my opinion be the same as yours?

Opinions are opinions, but raising the BS flag every time seems ignorant to most of us.

I don't know whats wrong with you fellas. How is coming off timeout being owned. I posted my opinion, did not violate any rules. So, leave me alone and post elsewhere.

Nobody's picking on you at all, but if you raise the BS flag, post a reason for it to validate your statement, otherwise you make yourself a target for ownage.

You thought wrong, this would normally be towed to Off Topic where it belongs. But given all the crap going on in this thread, consider it dead right here.