Hi all my M3 still stock to the point of having the usuall of
intake/exhaust/540ihfm/heatshield/chip as usual. After
my gym work out (feeling a little cocky) I went for a little
drive. I saw this 2001 Temp tagged IS300, I heard and
saw it w/aftermarket exhaust. I knew this guy. We are
in bad terms and I physically beated his ass down w/my
bare hands. Well aside from that I heard some weird
intake noise and exhaust. I THINK it's a cut and weld
ghetto exhaust because I have no clue if Greddy or HKS
has made a application for this car.

Well, I was minding my own business, as he pulled along
me and gave me a gangsta stare down and tried to
make me gave him a approval look. I pulled my middle
finger and I downshifted to 2nd gear @ 40mph. BOY
I haven't had this much pull on me ever. I've never done
a downshift like that. I SWEAR to you, from 50 to
140mph (exit of I75 South, to Hialeah) I had at LEAST,
AT LEAST 13 cars. Whatever I thought. I pulled in to
Taco Smell (Bell) and I got me a little combo for my late
nite munchies. When I was about to pull out, guess who
came back for more ass whooping? Him and hisis little
cousin, 19 years old with a 97 Prelude SH. I saw the
intercooler.

I go what the f*ck do you want know? He said if you
want a race? Get a good one, not my car, and I repplied
no problem, I asked the taco smell manager to hold my
food and I'll be back. Went back to I75, got to the exit
road and raced again. From 0 to 150mph I had about 8
car in front. Not bad I thought. I have no beef w/him. I
told him his car was pretty good. So I gave him a peace
sign, and went my way. I picked up my food and at it in
front of my house. Then I thought this night is not
complete. I got a hammer and four nails and a quart of
brake fluid. I nailed the tire on each side, on the
inside and I had a brush, and I lightly coated all over
his car. So in a few hours and you are in Miami, you'll
see a black cow w/ white dots on flat wheels. haha.

The reason I did this, because he used my computer and
abused it, what I mean is he used my cd burner as it if
it was his own, I teached him how to surf the net and
dl over 200 songs from napster. And he stole money
from my room in my secret stash place. I know I slipped
and I have no proof, but I sorta have a aliby to confirm
this. The day I spent $1400 on the package, he was
in my house using my pc. I thought the money was safe
so i walked out and checked my moto. the next day, I
gave a wallap of money to karl and I asked him to count
it. as we were counting it, I noticed money was short.
After counting it 7 times. I finally gave in and went to a
ATM and pulled $200 from my CC. I know it was him. NO
proof, but I know it was him.

*Relief*....

Pretend you didn't hear this, just the race part. ah..

Thanks for listening guys..

Flame suit on, and if you have to tell me off, please do
it privately @ chinesebmw@yahoo.com..

Tong

nails wont get ur money back u should have taken something of his worth more than $200 and got your money back that way.......sayz I

200 is alot of taco bell....i love those new steak fajita burrito lookin thingys.....i dunno what they are i juz point at the picture and say gimme.....

him spending at LEAST $350 for tires. I nailed each nail
on the SIDE of the tire. NOT fixable, not on those 45
series tires. And the paintjob. I wanted to drink some
chocalate milk. so what the heck u know? A black cow
will do the job.

Man.. if I ever did do it, I'd say all we need now is a
PHAT ass BLUNT to call it a nite. HAHAHA

I love those simple crunchy tacos. I'm watching Urban
Legands 2. Pretty good movie..

Tong

i hope u have a garage....u never know paybacks are a bitch!

Yeah... i agree man. I hope you stuff sleeps inside. I'm a firm believer in messing with the man... and not his car. The car did nothing wrong to you... only the driver.

I'd have beat the guys ass and left the car alone.

Gotta agree, messing with a mans car is like messing with his woman!!

Messing with a Mans car is WORSE, but don't let your woman know that

Tong ur still the man.