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Croak
02-06-2004, 01:58 PM
I was on my way home from work last night, at around 11:30 PM, dead tired and driving the speed limit.

As I'm getting ready to go through an intersection in the far right lane, I see a car on the cross street ahead, and it's the only other car in sight. I'm doing 55 in a 55, and about 200 yards from the intersection, when the car ahead decides to go ahead and pull out in front of me.

That ticked me off a little bit, since I was only a second or two from making it through the intersection, and there was no traffic behind me, so the guy could have waited a bit.

I go ahead and slide over to the middle lane just to give him room while cussing at him, but he didn't need it, since he nailed it as soon as he got straight, and hauled ass down the road. I notice it's a blue Audi S4. Hmm, this guy looks familiar.......

Flashback to last summer: Same road, a similar car pulled up next to me at a red light and got froggy. So I got froggy too, and when the light changed, we went for it. 1st gear had him almost a full car in front of me but not pulling much, and then disaster struck. I yanked the car into 2nd much too hard, and the damn shift knob came off in my hand, so I had to let off, while he zoomed off towards the horizon,embarassing the hell out of me. I don't know if I would have won, but I would have liked a rematch. Alas, I never saw him again...

Return to last night: The light ahead had turned red, and the Audi is sitting there, still in the far right lane. I near the intersection, slowing down with the clutch in, my nose about even with the Audi's rear wheels when the light changes to green.

The Audi punches it, leaping through the intersection with a whoosh! I'm caught a bit flatfooted, clutch still in. I grab second and release the clutch, and I'm at about 3k RPMS when I roll on the throttle. The Audi is a quarter car in front of me and pulling before I get sorted out.

Tach is climbing too slow to suit me, but she finally starts picking up steam. The Audi is a car and a half ahead, but he's stopped pulling when I cross 5k and the magic starts to happen. I'm thinking to myself that I've got this sucker!

But wait! The next intersection is coming up pretty quick, and the lights are yellow. There's enough time to stop, but there won't be if I stay on the throttle much longer. I let off and start to brake, and so does the Audi.

We come to a stop at the intersection, and I look over at the Audi. The driver is rolling his window down, and so do I. A blast of cold air greets me as the driver of the Audi shouts "Hey, I remember that car! Dinan, right? I smoked you last year!"

"I, um, had a shifter incident!" I reply.

"Whatever, give it up man. I'm running a Stage 2 now, and your old busted beemer just can't hang!"

That gets my hackles up, but I just shrug and smile, wondering if he can tell that I have a supercharger now. The light is about to turn green, so I roll the window back up and concentrate on the task at hand.

I slowly bring the revs up to 2.5k and hold it there. The guy in the Audi isn't reving, just sitting there looking at the light.

Green. Roll off the clutch. Roll into the throttle. Tires bark a little, protesting abuse. Audi leaps out like an arrow. Revs pass 5k. Thrust is brutal. Hold till redline, shift. No bark. Audi a car ahead. Knob stays on. Audi still ahead. Pass 5k again. Audi getting closer. Running out of RPM. Audi is closer. Shift. Perfect. Audi now even. Pass 5k again. Audi falling back. Shift. Too fast for this road. Audi half a car back. Audi 3/4 car back. Audi a car back. Intersection ahead. Still too fast for this road. Stupid. Throttle off, brakes on hard. Audi brakes. Coast through intersection. Heart pumping, copper taste in mouth. I got him.

Now we're doing the speed limit, and the Audi guy pulls even with me, window down. Shakes his head and shouts "Nice one! First beemer to beat me! Time for a Stage 3!" He then waves and rolls up his window. I wave back and continue down the road.

My turn is coming up soon. I'm still shakey from the run, and thinking how stupid it was to be doing triple digit speeds in a 55 and 50 zone inside the city. But I've got a warm fuzzy coming on from a good kill.

I pull into my left turn lane, light is red. Audi goes through the intersection and honks as he passes. At least he was a good sport, and I imagine I'll see him again.

Harrington
02-06-2004, 02:22 PM
Nice, I like your vocab "Tires bark a little, protesting abuse" ;) Those Audi are hell off the line eh?

SilverStreak
02-06-2004, 02:25 PM
nice run, croak-ster! does us 'bimmers' proud... :D

VinDieselJetta
02-06-2004, 02:28 PM
Good kill Croak.
Any pics of that bad-boy?

auto_pilot
02-06-2004, 03:28 PM
Nice commentary...and nice Kill :buttrock

Way to show the audi that the "old busted beemer" has some tricks up it's sleeve :devillook

Now let's see those pics...

320Power
02-06-2004, 04:07 PM
nice kill! Your car is sick.
I second the picture idea, we all wanna see!

T

Apex E36
02-06-2004, 04:39 PM
Nice Kill :D

IS 300_M
02-06-2004, 05:54 PM
good kill :buttrock

///MEric
02-06-2004, 06:08 PM
Well done

dan330
02-06-2004, 06:48 PM
Great Kill.

way to represent.

SlingshotM3
02-06-2004, 07:06 PM
nice kill. what kind of numbers you putting down?

hsmith
02-06-2004, 08:54 PM
Nice kill, why to show that audi.

Ali
02-07-2004, 01:34 AM
You've got an m3 motor, 3.38, and a Dinan SC, why didn't you spank him? Whats involved in a stage 2 S4? :95

SlingshotM3
02-07-2004, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by Ali
You've got an m3 motor, 3.38, and a Dinan SC, why didn't you spank him? Whats involved in a stage 2 S4? :95

I know APR stage 2 S4 has at least chip and exhaust. I've seen people with these mods hitting 13.2s at 108 mph for the most part. I'll have a better idea once i can get out to the track though this spring.
peace

Croak
02-07-2004, 03:36 AM
My best trap was a bit over 108, best time was 13.3xx with a 2.15 60' time, this was a little over a month ago on a "stock" Dinan SC kit/software and street tires.

Now I'm running Nick G's software/HFM upgrade, water/alcohol injection and about 1.5 PSI more boost.

I did a little research today, some claim the Stage 2 (software that bumps boost from 7.5 PSI to over 14 PSI and a catback exhaust) brings the car to up around 320 wheel horsepower. If that's true, that's about 20 more wheel horsepower than I think I have. I don't even want to mention the torque numbers a Stage 2 claims to have (Over 350 at the wheels!).

I guess the weight difference between us more than makes up for the AWD and HP/TQ advantage.

Stock Dinan M3 kits put down around 275-285 rwhp, figure about 20 more for the boost bump and software, I should be right around 300 rwhp. Haven't been to a dyno yet to verify, so this is all speculation.

Croak
02-07-2004, 04:05 AM
Just found these, they sort of speak for themselves:

http://forums.audiworld.com/s4/msgs/1185070.phtml

http://forums.audiworld.com/s4/msgs/1146935.phtml

http://forums.audiworld.com/s4/msgs/950381.phtml

http://www.s4biturbo.com/timeslips.cgi

mr_green
02-07-2004, 05:45 AM
Nice Run! There is nothing in the world more satisfying then making someone eat their words. :D

328bimma
02-07-2004, 06:05 AM
NICE KILL! i have enjoyed your write-up very much! got my blood pumping! =)

Chongus
02-07-2004, 08:33 AM
Screw that audi... I would have shot his tire out and laughed at him j/k.... good kill john... thx for representing that bimmers are no laughing matter.

MGregski
02-07-2004, 08:37 AM
Nice job putting him in his place.

"Give it up" :rolleyes:

Matutino
02-07-2004, 12:24 PM
good kill.

Ali
02-07-2004, 01:11 PM
Yup, those turbo's have alot more torque on you, although I bet the diff helped. I talked to a s4 guy a while ago with new turbo's and some other stuff and he told me there was some turbo lag on them. Nice run though!

E24_635csi
02-07-2004, 01:16 PM
Nice kill - my buddy has a 94' Audi S4 it sure is a fun car and its really quiet too. great commentary... BMW 1 - Audi 1...

slickav
02-07-2004, 04:02 PM
Nice Kill

I loved the gear-to-gear commentary, got my adrenaline rushing :D

a3ternus
02-08-2004, 01:50 PM
I m so jealous !!! I m driving a M10 over here !!!
DAMN !!! :-) ;-) ;-)
A3TeRnuS

Malladawg
02-08-2004, 09:20 PM
Nice Kill John.

Way to represent.

///Mpressive
02-08-2004, 10:54 PM
Love your work.


Ben