View Full Version : M Coupe v. S60


count_schemula
02-05-2004, 03:18 PM
I just pulled out of the coffee shop. Heading north towards Lenox on Peachtree.

The speed limit is 35. I got my coffee in my left hand. I'm driving in coffee mode. A little extra space up front for longer braking, and an emphasis on smooth driving.

A nice tight righthand turn with a slight dip is ahead. Most people brake at 30 here even though you could hit 60mph before it got truly interesting.

I'm on the inside doing about 28. The S60 is on the outside going about 32. It's on! I get the slightest of slight revs on. I hit an even 30mph. The lady in the S60 has no idea the fate I have planned for her.

We both prepare to enter the right hander. She brakes! She brakes! She hauls her speed down from 32 to about 28 just as I goose it from 30 to about 34mph. Sensing the kill I open it up to about 36mph and take a sip of coffee, the walk is in full effectl Sweet sweet victory was mine!

M Roady
02-05-2004, 03:30 PM
:clap: Good job, put everybody on the road in danger just because you have to get your little street racing thrill.:eyes1

Hugo
02-05-2004, 05:29 PM
That's fine racing right there : 2 mph increments are where it's at!

:D

dan330
02-05-2004, 05:33 PM
Now, this is going to be locked soon.

How do I get my time back for reading this?



:)

Greg
02-05-2004, 06:48 PM
Because it was an Mcoupe, this was ok..
But it was a slightly wimpy kill... Especially for "The Count":D

Racing chicks in Volvos....YES!

KarlB
02-05-2004, 11:30 PM
Man there is no way an M Coupe could Kill an S60 like that with coffee in one hand, now if it had been an expresso maybe!!!

///MEric
02-05-2004, 11:35 PM
Very nice count. You show them how the fast the weiner mobile is

E46325Ci
02-05-2004, 11:49 PM
2 second increments lol @ hugo, nice kill i guess. ///M coupes own all

Stuttgart951
02-06-2004, 12:50 AM
BS... how much does the coffee mug way?

MDork
02-06-2004, 12:53 AM
she probably wasnt racing. bah!

count_schemula
02-06-2004, 03:11 AM
Originally posted by MDork
she probably wasnt racing. bah!

We were both in a curve right at, or around 30mph. If it that wasn't some hot wheel to wheel action... I don't want to know!

count_schemula
02-06-2004, 03:12 AM
Originally posted by Stuttgart951
BS... how much does the coffee mug way?

I was just leaving the coffee shop. I had a full mug. I had a weight penalty and still managed to deliver the crush blade!

scottwal
02-06-2004, 04:05 AM
Did she do the soccer mom flyby?.... pass you, then start throwing sports equipment out the window?

SHV
02-06-2004, 04:56 AM
Originally posted by count_schemula
I just pulled out of the coffee shop. Heading north towards Lenox on Peachtree.

The speed limit is 35. I got my coffee in my left hand. I'm driving in coffee mode. A little extra space up front for longer braking, and an emphasis on smooth driving.

A nice tight righthand turn with a slight dip is ahead. Most people brake at 30 here even though you could hit 60mph before it got truly interesting.

I'm on the inside doing about 28. The S60 is on the outside going about 32. It's on! I get the slightest of slight revs on. I hit an even 30mph. The lady in the S60 has no idea the fate I have planned for her.

We both prepare to enter the right hander. She brakes! She brakes! She hauls her speed down from 32 to about 28 just as I goose it from 30 to about 34mph. Sensing the kill I open it up to about 36mph and take a sip of coffee, the walk is in full effectl Sweet sweet victory was mine!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Best kill ever? :D

shmoo
02-06-2004, 05:09 AM
hahah ! Don't be picking on slow cars. Glad its not a S60R or you'll be in trouble :D

SilverStreak
02-06-2004, 08:25 AM
nice kill, count!

Ron17
02-06-2004, 10:51 AM
He has to engage in these types of races, because he always shys away from my challenges. Anyways, he knows that my purple civic would take his little S52 to task.

:laugh

Sparc_it
02-06-2004, 01:26 PM
is that the curve on peachtree by the church approaching the phenix and publix shopping center?

FateMaker
02-07-2004, 02:37 AM
Originally posted by KarlB
Man there is no way an M Coupe could Kill an S60 like that with coffee in one hand, now if it had been an expresso maybe!!!


Just imagine if Count was drinking REDBULL!

slickav
02-07-2004, 04:42 PM
You could have killed someone :eek:!!!

1BMW2VWs
02-07-2004, 08:55 PM
If it ain't rubbin', it ain't rassin! :D

continuing ed
02-08-2004, 08:57 PM
Way to take her in the twisties...

Perks
02-10-2004, 01:02 AM
classic.

vfib30
02-10-2004, 04:41 PM
WOW beating a lady in a slug of an S60. Give me a ring when youre in my area. I'll hold the coffee in one hand, and steer and shift and flip through the radio with the other. That should be enough of a handicap for you! :)

Ron17
02-13-2004, 12:37 PM
I SAID:

Originally posted by Ron17
He has to engage in these types of races, because he always shys away from my challenges. Anyways, he knows that my purple civic would take his little S52 to task.

:laugh

Ron17
02-13-2004, 05:50 PM
[whiny voice]

I don't like Danny anymore... he doesn't respond to my taunts. :(

[/whiny voice]