http://interfaceless.com/barbie/

Rofl.

The New Bedford one made me laugh so hard!!Good find.

lol hmm, not as funny when you only know like 3 of the towns

^ I've didn't know 1 of them but every other one I got.

stereotypes FTW

wow. looks like im dating the new bedford barbie. minus the childen, and i wish she had implants. the 83 escort would be sweet though.

Northhampton one is funny as is the North Adams.

http://www.freeple.com/blog/2007/02/12/connecticut-barbie-dolls/

same thing different state

hmmmm


Mattel Toy Company has announced the release of models of limited
editions Barbie Dolls made exclusively for the Rhode Island Market just
in time for the next Christmas...


Barrington Barbie:

This spoiled Barbie is sold exclusively at Talbot's. She comes with 45
credit cards, an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a white BMW, a
fluffy white lapdog, and a perfect cookie cutter house. Options include
tummy tuck, face lift and a workaholic Ken to support her high
maintenance habits.


Cumberland Barbie:

This trendy homemaker Barbie is free with any new Kirkbrae Country Club
Membership. Barbie comes equipped with a silver Lexus SUV. She get lost
outside of her $750,000 neighborhood and has no full time occupation
besides gazing at the lawn and pool maintenance guys. Traffic jamming
video cell phone sold separately.


East Side Barbie:

This annoying clueless New York City wannabe yuppie Barbie can be
purchased on Thayer Street or through City Newspaper. Barbie comes with
a souped up yellow Hummer H2, Starbucks Cup, and a library card.


North Providence Barbie:

This brassy, gum-chewing, jet black dyed puffy hair Barbie comes with a
"2 sizes to small" leather miniskirt, unpedicured feet, sandals with 5
inch heels, 12 pieces of fake gold jewelry and a Chrysler 300 with a
rosary looped around the rear view mirror. Can be purchased at any
Italian store.


South Providence Barbie:

Available at Cumberland Farms between 5:00am to Noon the first day of
the month ONLY. This recently paroled Barbie comes with 8 children, a
slightly used 9mm handgun, house arrest ankle bracelet, Ray Lewis knife,
pager number of her caseworker and Cadillac with tinted windows and
working methadone lab. Options include specialized gang colors and the 8
fathers of the children.


Burrillville Barbie:

Ain't got no stores in this area to by it.....But, keep trying...This
Barbie's Father is also her Uncle and her Uncle is also her Cousin and
her Cousin is also her Brother and her Brother has a different
father....She comes in Wrangler blue jeans, and a NASCAR T-Shirt. She
can chug a six pack of Coors Light and spit tobacco. She drives a pick
up truck with Confederate Flag in the cap window.

Lincoln Barbie:

This Barbie is only sold door to door as an athletic fundraiser. Barbie
comes with 3 different Sport Booster Club gear.

Barbie can easily be turned into Soccer Mom, Football Mom or Hockey Mom.
Lincoln Barbie shops daily and knows what everyone else in Lincoln is
doing, how they do it, when they did it, where they did it, with whom
they did it with and how much everything cost!


Central Falls Barbie:

This Barbie can be picked up on any street corner. Barbie comes with
Barbie "Dream House" with no trash cans or closed windows. House comes
with constant blaring of Spanish music. This Barbie has 4 kids but
doesn't know where any of them are, so you may have to purchase them
separately. Also available with this model is Ken, Julio, Leon and
Manuel dolls. None of which fathered any of the 4 kids.


East Greenwich Barbie:

This Barbie is only available at Providence Place Mall. This Barbie has
a permanent cell phone attached to It's ear and comes with a Ford
Expedition or Chevy Suburban. East Greenwich Barbie spends most of her
time driving her 3 kids and 2 dogs around. She does not stop at Stop
signs and believes that parking spaces are for someone else. East
Greenwich Barbie also comes with workaholic Ken to pay for all her
shopping.

http://www.freeple.com/blog/2007/02/12/connecticut-barbie-dolls/

same thing different state
sdhfkjashdfjsd omg i was just changing the names to CT and i matched Greenwich, Hartford and Stafford Springs. Only did those three plus I made the guido barbie as East Haven but they don't have that one.

sdhfkjashdfjsd omg i was just changing the names to CT and i matched Greenwich, Hartford and Stafford Springs. Only did those three plus I made the guido barbie as East Haven but they don't have that one.

you're going to be an East Side Barbie soon :rofl2

you're going to be an East Side Barbie soon :rofl2

Nah I'm not living on the East Side

Nah I'm not living on the East Side

I can't see you guys living away from the city, and there's no good side to that city :eyecrazy

I can't see you guys living away from the city, and there's no good side to that city :eyecrazy
we're gonna be in the city, eric convinced cigar masters to rent out their humidor to us after closing time. rate is reasonable..not much room but you know, we're little people we don't need much space. and we're not into the frills, like you people with your automatic driving machines and your fancy sunroofs.

New Bedford (also available in Fall River). HAHAHAHA.

we're gonna be in the city, eric convinced cigar masters to rent out their humidor to us after closing time. rate is reasonable..not much room but you know, we're little people we don't need much space. and we're not into the frills, like you people with your automatic driving machines and your fancy sunroofs.

that blows...




































:shifty

New Bedford (also available in Fall River). HAHAHAHA.

:rofl +1

hahahaha



...but where's Everett/Malden/Revere, Weston, Dorchester, and Beacon Hill?

Don't forget Lynn, Lowell, Gloucester, and Newburyport!

+1 and Saugus, East Boston.

and what about all of the other towns huh? you gais are elitest, you want it all, well...you suck. no barbies for you. come back, 1 year.

and what about all of the other towns huh? you gais are elitest, you want it all, well...you suck. no barbies for you. come back, 1 year.

but when talking about trashy chicks, everett/malden/revere beats out everyone! The fellow who made those dolls is a rank amateur to have missed out on that particular area.



....and why isn't roxbury barbie black? why dey all gotta be white? thats racist! :mad

AHAHAH worcester barbie lol gotta show my buddie who goes to Becker haha. new bedford with pre-crushed oxy LOL
i wonder if there is one for Manine and VT. burlington barbie and rutland/whiteriver barbies would be hilarious

We need the Lawrence Barbie/Ken combo....comes with a big n' beefy discount coupon and a free pass to one of the 175 nail/ hair salons in Broadway....

I was about to say " What about a fall river barbie". .
But then I realized it would be the same as a New Bedford one, but probably much younger.

The New Bedford one says "Also available in Fall River"