Hugo
07-31-2003, 08:48 AM
On my way to work this morning, I had to pass an Accent GSi on the right because it wouldn't move over. It had a fart can and a stupid big decal at the top of the windshield.
The highway I'm on has two lanes that both merge to another three lane highway. I'm in the left lane of the first one. As I thus merge to the middle lane of the next highway, the Accent, several cars behind, moves very fast to the far left lane and passes me.
I decided to teach him what lack of torque will do to you in the couple of miles ahead, since it's an upward hill... :evil2
The guy is tailgating a poor old Saturn in the left lane, hoping to get rid of me as I'm right behind. His fart can is farting with all its might...
He decides to dangerously go from the far left lane to the far right one to pass everyone. The Saturn having moved right after that, I accelerate to block the Accent from getting back in the left lane. As I do that, though, I notice his whole left side is scratched and dented... :az: I back off just a bit, but not enough to give him a comfortable space to get back in the lane... well that jerk cuts me off, nearly hitting me! :mad:
That's it! I ride his ass big time, shift from 5th to 4th... ah what the hell, I'm only doing 65, shift to 3rd, the SuperTrapp screams, he goes to the middle lane, so do I, I stay inches from his bumper, until we're stuck behind a Ryder truck... he passes him on the left, me on the right... by the time I finish passing the Ryder truck and am in front of it enough to check my mirror, he is about up to the cab of the truck. :laugh
Easy kill, yes, but annoying and dangerous ricers deserved to get... OWNED!
:buttrock
The highway I'm on has two lanes that both merge to another three lane highway. I'm in the left lane of the first one. As I thus merge to the middle lane of the next highway, the Accent, several cars behind, moves very fast to the far left lane and passes me.
I decided to teach him what lack of torque will do to you in the couple of miles ahead, since it's an upward hill... :evil2
The guy is tailgating a poor old Saturn in the left lane, hoping to get rid of me as I'm right behind. His fart can is farting with all its might...
He decides to dangerously go from the far left lane to the far right one to pass everyone. The Saturn having moved right after that, I accelerate to block the Accent from getting back in the left lane. As I do that, though, I notice his whole left side is scratched and dented... :az: I back off just a bit, but not enough to give him a comfortable space to get back in the lane... well that jerk cuts me off, nearly hitting me! :mad:
That's it! I ride his ass big time, shift from 5th to 4th... ah what the hell, I'm only doing 65, shift to 3rd, the SuperTrapp screams, he goes to the middle lane, so do I, I stay inches from his bumper, until we're stuck behind a Ryder truck... he passes him on the left, me on the right... by the time I finish passing the Ryder truck and am in front of it enough to check my mirror, he is about up to the cab of the truck. :laugh
Easy kill, yes, but annoying and dangerous ricers deserved to get... OWNED!
:buttrock