Well I got tired of destroying Sportbikes, Supra TT's, C5 vettes and measely F-bod's so I decided to take it up a notch and seek out some more worthy competition.

So I have a friend in the air force, who has been talking some trash about how fast his F-15 is :rolleyes: So we meet at the airbase and line up. Now he knows I will take him off the line so to be a good sport and make it a little more fair, I agree to go from a roll.

So we are pacing each other at 30mph and I give him the three honks and I drop it down into first and got this tremendous launch and his nose drops back to my rear quarter. I can hear his jet engines roaring so I know he is giving it all he's got. When I dropped it into second I left him and I accelerated so hard that I actually took off! So I dodged a few seagulls and looked back and waved goodbye to my little disgruntled pilot friend who at this point had given up. Than as I am soaring into the clouds, I looked down at some bottles of STP octane booster I had in the car and got an idea. Since I had some time to kill I put her into 5th and quick flew over to Iraq and dropped a few molotov cocktails on Some Guerilla rebels, gave a thumbs up to some of our soldiers who were all waving and yelling NICE BIMMER!, than I turned her back around and was back in time for dinner! Props to our top end!

Next stop NASA! I heard that space shuttle is supposedly pretty fast :rolleyes: I have a little hunch my bimmer will have its way with it too :wink: Plus I always wanted to visit Mars!

Silverstreak, please keep an eye out for those Jealous troublemaker's with inferior vehicles that come in and try and call BS:rolleyes: If they do, you know what to do....Put their silly little butts in time out!

dude get some sleep & come back sober - it's way too early in LA

I had the privilege of taking on a Mig-28 and had him by four plane lengths when I had to shut it down due to a school zone and my car is bone stock.

I bet it was because my car is much lighter but I thought he could catch me with his aerodynamics :buttrock

Ooo.....kaayyyy...

:crazya:

haha, you BMW guys crack me up. :D

I got raped by a SR-71, but I know I could have taken him in the twisties.

Originally posted by Croak
I got raped by a SR-71, but I know I could have taken him in the twisties.
You just had to say it! Didint you!:biglaughb :biglaughb :laugh

:rolleyes:

This should be in the "On crack" forum :D

whatever you guys are on.....I want 2 of. :biglaughb

nice kill BTW ;)

I once challenged a C-105 Hercules with my 3-sp. auto 89 Sunbird, but he didn't want to race.

I was stopped at a light in Long island and this teenage kid came up to me on his Huffy bike, complete with a baseball cards in the spokes for that racecar sound. Anyway he starts telling me about his friend Ellis Juan and how his car a 99 Chevy, has 500 rwhp, thanks to his blower turbo nitrous fuel injection 4 barrel carb double triple quad setup. So after 2 minutes of hearing this kid story, he asked if I wanted to race, naturally I said no, because we all know BMWs aren't made for racing and can never out accelerate any car, well except a Le Car. He started getting really agitated with me saying he'll go on his WebTV to start talking junk because he has no life anyway so he has lots of time. He also said that one day he won't need to ride the short bus, his mom will stop making him wear his helmet when he wants to smack himself in the head, and when he wins a round a hide the snake in the backdoor against his uncle Chester he will finally get to see a girls pee pee.

:lol: WTF

Apparently there is more Toxic Waste in NJ than originally thought! :eek:

Its affecting your brain Ferris. 500rhwp? Shoot, that's nothing man! You will destroy him!

Haven't you seen the commercials!!?? We are driving the freagin ULTIMATE DRIVING MACHINE!!

Originally posted by ScoobyDoo
Apparently there is more Toxic Waste in NJ than originally thought! :eek:

Its affecting your brain Ferris. 500rhwp? Shoot, that's nothing man! You will destroy him!

Haven't you seen the commercials!!?? We are driving the freagin ULTIMATE DRIVING MACHINE!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOH yeah maybe you're right that's why we have no C5 or F Body owners around deez dere parts, the fake gold chains, drawn on chest, and leisure suite Larry style polyester suite might mix with the waste... The resulting fumes are more toxic then mixing bleach and ammonia.


So are we still popular on Ls1.com or what??

I vote for mass bannings on everybody that posted a ghey kills story in this thread!

:D

So I dodged a few seagulls and looked back and waved goodbye to my little disgruntled pilot friend who at this point had given up.

Q: And what were you doing while all this was going on?
A: Keeping up foreign relations.
Q: Keeping up foreign relations?
A: You know, flipping him the bird.
Q: Yes, I know what flipping him the bird means Goose.
A: I . . . I'm sorry. I hate it when it does that.

(paraphrased, of course!)

:buttrock

:lol:

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/images/smilies/screwy.gif

Originally posted by Ferris
So are we still popular on Ls1.com or what??

Not nearly as popular as we are here:

http://forums.corvetteforum.com/zerothread?id=612083&page=1

;)

Originally posted by NewM3er
Q: And what were you doing while all this was going on?
A: Keeping up foreign relations.
Q: Keeping up foreign relations?
A: You know, flipping him the bird.
Q: Yes, I know what flipping him the bird means Goose.
A: I . . . I'm sorry. I hate it when it does that.

(paraphrased, of course!)

:buttrock

:)

Originally posted by ScoobyDoo
Not nearly as popular as we are here:

http://forums.corvetteforum.com/zerothread?id=612083&page=1

;)

Hahah nice, the only place I didn't look for you...

Just read the Corvette board.

I can't believe they took that seriously. They found the post dumb. Well duh, who's dumber, the one that posts his (fake) race against a jet plane or the one who believes it?

Gee, I sound like Yoda. :)

Poor jackasses... :rolleyes:

hah... Corvette owners.

Hate to break it to them, but an S54 M Coupe *IS* faster than your run of the mill C5. Only down a little bit on HP, but significantly lighter with more aggressive gearing. Don't S54 M Coupes have the potential to run mid-high 12's bone stock?

Oh... but don't let anybody talk bad about the almighty C5.

Def - who passed a ~500hp MTI C5 at Little Talledega in his lowly 240hp M3. :D

Originally posted by Hugo
Just read the Corvette board.

I can't believe they took that seriously. They found the post dumb. Well duh, who's dumber, the one that posts his (fake) race against a jet plane or the one who believes it?

Gee, I sound like Yoda. :)

Poor jackasses... :rolleyes:

Uhh, I don't know what thread your reading or what dreamworld you live in, but most everyone found it very amusing. Check the prescription on your glasses. :12:

Originally posted by ScoobyDoo
Not nearly as popular as we are here:

http://forums.corvetteforum.com/zerothread?id=612083&page=1

;)

Side note to all this banter we've had , I like the mods you've done to your WS6. Well minus the stereo, but that's just my personal preference. The things you've done seem well balanced, perhaps one day we'll run into each other.

It was pretty obvious you were some disgruntled Corvette person long before you posted the self-incriminating link. It is a pretty funny story, but you ruin it at the end by getting all sour with the comment about being put in time-out.

Instead of all this childish b.s., why don't you just line up with an M coupe and settle the matter. You're not afraid to find out the truth, are you? :D

BTW, how do you like my Z06 rims? ;)

Originally posted by Ferris
Side note to all this banter we've had , I like the mods you've done to your WS6. Well minus the stereo, but that's just my personal preference. The things you've done seem well balanced, perhaps one day we'll run into each other.

Actually the Subs and custom enclosure are gone, I bought the car with them and decided to take them out shortly after. I don't care about booming bass (only SQ) and could do without the extra 75lbs that the damn thing weighed:eek:

PS-Thanks for the compliment.

Originally posted by XOC
It was pretty obvious you were some disgruntled Corvette person long before you posted the self-incriminating link. It is a pretty funny story, but you ruin it at the end by getting all sour with the comment about being put in time-out.

Instead of all this childish b.s., why don't you just line up with an M coupe and settle the matter. You're not afraid to find out the truth, are you? :D

BTW, how do you like my Z06 rims? ;)

Sorry to dissapoint but I am neither disgruntled or a corvette owner.

Glad you enjoyed the story though, or at least most of it. :)

This is true comedy :biglaughb

So once again we have a post dreamed up by a guy who decided to forego the "doublewide" and bought a 'vette. All of his cohorts think he's a very clever man.
Best,
Jim

...the sad thing is, the C5 is cool, but their owners seem to have a penchant for unbuttoned polyesther shirts and gold chains, and refer to any female as "babe"...

Oh yeah, and they'll race anything :)

this thread > * hehe

Originally posted by Hugo
I once challenged a C-105 Hercules with my 3-sp. auto 89 Sunbird, but he didn't want to race.

I used to kill C-130's all the time, from a stop or a roll. Until this one joker shows up at the strip with JATO rockets.

I love the patriotic ish that USAF guy was going on about..

Us silly BMW owners and our "nazi-mobiles"..

...and our leather seats.

It must have been the Slick 50. Slick 50 is great stuff:biglaughb

I just read the thread on the corvette forums... those guys are dorks.

Hey wanna race the space shuttle next ? my friend has one in his garage ready for the track when you are ? u game ?

The guys who are laughing at this and/or playing along are exactly the people the story was NOT directed at.

Now, I'm not mentioning any names....CtheM3go.....Icecream///Man....Hugo...Def....XOC....but the other guy's are exactly the ones the story and resulting :biglaughb is directed at. The delusional one's with superiority complexes and lil pee-pee's.

the best part is the retired air force guy. "the wing comander would never alow that" hahahahaa

Originally posted by Hawaii
the best part is the retired air force guy. "the wing comander would never alow that" hahahahaa

That guy was hysterical. He really needs a vacation:)

Or a hug. :laugh

As retired USAF this story is 100% pure [BS] There is no way a Wing Commander is going to allow this happen without major involvement by HQ USAF. It just won't/doesn't happen like this.

^^ This may be the least intelligent man ever to find his way onto the internet. I bet he is often confused by doorknobs.

-Justin

Originally posted by justin.b
^^ This may be the least intelligent man ever to find his way onto the internet. I bet he is often confused by doorknobs.

-Justin

I have to assume that he only read the very first part and/or just skimmed through it. (magazines in the past have setup races pitting cars against jets). I mean if the flying to Iraq didn't do it, you'd think at least the trip to Mars would have clued him in...

Originally posted by CtheM3go
...the sad thing is, the C5 is cool, but their owners seem to have a penchant for unbuttoned polyesther shirts and gold chains, and refer to any female as "babe"...

Oh yeah, and they'll race anything :)

What a moron...

Originally posted by ScoobyDoo
The guys who are laughing at this and/or playing along are exactly the people the story was NOT directed at.

Now, I'm not mentioning any names....CtheM3go.....Icecream///Man....Hugo...Def....XOC....but the other guy's are exactly the ones the story and resulting :biglaughb is directed at. The delusional one's with superiority complexes and lil pee-pee's.

:biglaughb


Thanks for the laugh. I needed that. A Corvette owner talking about others having "superiority complexes" and "lil pee-pee's." HAH! Cool cars, usually old farts toodling around in them that have absolutely no clue as to how to drive their "sports cars."

BTW - I think you meant "inferiority complex" - but who's to know, your posts sound like they were written by a 16 year old.

Originally posted by Def
:biglaughb


Thanks for the laugh. I needed that. A Corvette owner talking about others having "superiority complexes" and "lil pee-pee's." HAH! Cool cars, usually old farts toodling around in them that have absolutely no clue as to how to drive their "sports cars."

BTW - I think you meant "inferiority complex" - but who's to know, your posts sound like they were written by a 16 year old.

Oh, now look what I have done. I've upset one of the little trolls again. :bawl

there, there....

Originally posted by Def
hah... Corvette owners.

Hate to break it to them, but an S54 M Coupe *IS* faster than your run of the mill C5. Only down a little bit on HP, but significantly lighter with more aggressive gearing. Don't S54 M Coupes have the potential to run mid-high 12's bone stock?

Oh... but don't let anybody talk bad about the almighty C5.

Def - who passed a ~500hp MTI C5 at Little Talledega in his lowly 240hp M3. :D

Indeed...and I am sure if the MTI C5 would have realized they were racing it would have been a different story. :12:

Originally posted by c5rulesm5drools
Indeed...and I am sure if the MTI C5 would have realized they were racing it would have been a different story. :12:

Well considering we were lapping a RACE TRACK, I'm not sure what they thought we were doing. Maybe C5 owners go to the track to practice toodling down the street to the grocery store.

:laugh

Originally posted by Def
Well considering we were lapping a RACE TRACK, I'm not sure what they thought we were doing. Maybe C5 owners go to the track to practice toodling down the street to the grocery store.

:laugh

You didn't pass the car, you passed the driver. Apparently you didn't notice it was Morgan Freeman driving Miss Daisy. They took a wrong turn.

...Yes M'

Buuutt, if it means that much to you, we can keep it our little secret...

Originally posted by ScoobyDoo
Uhh, I don't know what thread your reading or what dreamworld you live in, but most everyone found it very amusing. Check the prescription on your glasses. :12:

Agreed. And someone there also acknowledged that a S54 M Roadster would easily run with the C5's.

They all seemed cool in my opinion.

Originally posted by ScoobyDoo
You didn't pass the car, you passed the driver. Apparently you didn't notice it was Morgan Freeman driving Miss Daisy. They took a wrong turn.

...Yes M'

Buuutt, if it means that much to you, we can keep it our little secret...

Same difference. We were both in the Intermediate group, and they were running on R-compounds while I had piddly street tires. I think they got pissed that alot of BMWs and the really fast 996 Turbo kept passing them, so they kept dropping the rear wheels off on corners to "straighten 'em" out. Eventually got a flat - R compounds can't take that abuse. :nono

But you're right... my car is a BMW - so it must be SOOOO lowly and slow compared to an American icon such as the Vette.


I'm not saying I can even tango with most Vettes - but I'm not quite sure why you find it so hard to believe a semi-competent driver in an M3 can pass another semi-competent driver in a C5.

Oh - but I'm sure most C5 owners don't know much about racing in anything but a straight line, so that explains it. :devillook

They all seemed cool in my opinion.

Yea I agree. Most guys there seem to have their head on straight.

I just like to rile the trolls up now and then.

:flipa: :fart2:

Originally posted by Def
Same difference. We were both in the Intermediate group, and they were running on R-compounds while I had piddly street tires. I think they got pissed that alot of BMWs and the really fast 996 Turbo kept passing them, so they kept dropping the rear wheels off on corners to "straighten 'em" out. Eventually got a flat - R compounds can't take that abuse. :nono

But you're right... my car is a BMW - so it must be SOOOO lowly and slow compared to an American icon such as the Vette.


I'm not saying I can even tango with most Vettes - but I'm not quite sure why you find it so hard to believe a semi-competent driver in an M3 can pass another semi-competent driver in a C5.

Oh - but I'm sure most C5 owners don't know much about racing in anything but a straight line, so that explains it. :devillook

I don't think your car is "lowly" by any means. I think BMW's are awesome cars. It was not a question of a BMW vs a Chevy. Once again, I am not biased.

You say you "don't see why I find it so hard to believe a semi-competent driver in an M3 can pass another semi-competent driver in a C5"...

Its not that simple.

I think you left out a big piece of the puzzle in that statement. It wasn't just "a C5". That C5 supposedly had 500HP, and now I find out was also equipped with R-compounds.

By your statement you try and make it seem like driver skill was a constant variable and that your 240HP BMW simply kicked a 500HP vette's ass. [B] Well this is exactly the type thing that started this whole thread. [B]

Originally posted by ADAM///M
Agreed. And someone there also acknowledged that a S54 M Roadster would easily run with the C5's.

They all seemed cool in my opinion.

That was me on Corvetteforum that acknowledged that an S54 M Roadster/Coupe would easily run with a stock C5, especially a C5 with an automatic transmission.

BMW cars are nice especially those of the M variety. The new M3 and M5 are quick cars, but on average a C5 is going to be faster given similar drivers. Sadly enough, a lot of C5 and M drivers aren't all that hot and rarely do you race someone of equal driving skills.

You can break into 12's with a stock M5. Want proof? http://forum.e46fanatics.com/images/smilies/wavey.gif

DAYAM! I got called out by Scooby DOOOOOOOOOOO.

I always thought it was a funny thread, I'm a prankster too so just be ready. The dork comment was kinda mean I didn't mean it.

So just admit it my slick 50 comment got to you didn't it:confused: :biglaughb

Originally posted by Icecream ///Man
DAYAM! I got called out by Scooby DOOOOOOOOOOO.

I always thought it was a funny thread, I'm a prankster too so just be ready. The dork comment was kinda mean I didn't mean it.

So just admit it my slick 50 comment got to you didn't it:confused: :biglaughb

I liked the slick 50 comment. Glad someone saw the humor in my make-believe sig ;)