View Full Version : Hear Ye! Hear Ye! I Hereby Call The NEOT Congress To A Most Important Executive Vote
iamhydrogen 01-15-2009, 11:41 AM On the 9th of January in the Year of Our Lord 2009, a motion was made by the Honorable Congressman N.H. Howard Skibm wherein it was suggested that ye olde 'Small Mooning Emoticon' (sp. Moonus Smallbuttus) be replaced in its official usage with the newer and more modern 'Nekkid Mooning Baby Emoticon' (sp. Ridickerus AllyMcBealus).
I think that :moon should become..... :babyd
just a thought...
As an equally retarded member of an equal Congress, I acknowledged the motion and proposed that the replacement of Moonus Smallbuttus with Ridickerus AllyMcBealus is far too great of a decision to be made by one retard alone, and that it should be the will of the NEOT Congress that prevails.
:rofl I will consider that motion and put it to a vote before the NEOT congress. I am but one humble and slightly retarded man in a sea of humble and slightly retarded brethren. The want of people shall decide.
Later that same day the Honorable Congressman E.S. Eric McBlurME acknowledged his great burden of retardation and with all of his might and influence chose to Second the motion of Congressman Skibm.
seconded!
(i dont know what i just agreed on. i'm one of dem retards __ )
Thus we have arrived at this momentous day, on this momentous..err..moment....to join together and decide once and for all which emoticon shall be chosen to rule all other emoticons when employed for 'Official' use within the confines of NEOT.
The choice is yours and yours alone my fellow Congressmen. Our bravery and profound retardation shall be spoken of as legend for many years to come!
NHskibm 01-15-2009, 11:56 AM Please all bear witness that the time of the Moonus Smallbuttus has come to its end.
We have all employed its services and have used it in the most glorious of ways... But... The Times... They are a changing...
If NEOT does not keep up with these modern times we may see ourselves passed by NY/NJ/CTOT or worse the SEOT.
I know change is hard. But we are in this together!
We, the NEOT can, and will, successfully be able to employ the use of Ridickerus AllyMcBealus and during its tenure mock, cajole, and demean many that are not of our retarded nature. So please, I beg you, vote... It is by your vote alone that we can move forward...
Here's to a new beginning!
///M3Augy 01-15-2009, 11:58 AM I voted :moon.
I don't like naked babies...
FredK 01-15-2009, 12:18 PM why does that thing have no nose, but it has a nub for a pecker?
iamhydrogen 01-15-2009, 12:26 PM Classic Modern Revivalist Art-Deco design. duh.
NHskibm 01-15-2009, 12:51 PM Notice Fredk and Augy can't handle the change...
ESMcBlurM3 01-15-2009, 06:32 PM I voted.
I do like nekked babies.
greenleaf 01-15-2009, 11:07 PM http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/facepalm.gif
55fanatic 01-16-2009, 10:01 AM Me thinks this congress has not had enough alcohol intake...
I would like to make a motion to move this vote to a bar!
iamhydrogen 01-16-2009, 10:28 AM http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/facepalm.gif
:moon
:babyd
BealeAss 01-16-2009, 10:41 AM If NEOT does not keep up with these modern times we may see ourselves passed by NY/NJ/CTOT or worse the SEOT.
Anything but SEOT. I vote Ally Mc! No tits though...oh wait she didn't have any either so its still good.
iamhydrogen 01-16-2009, 10:55 AM Anything but SEOT. I vote Ally Mc! No tits though...oh wait she didn't have any either so its still good.
lolz
NHskibm 01-16-2009, 11:06 AM Excuse me, Mr. Retarded NEOT President: When does the poll close?
iamhydrogen 01-16-2009, 11:43 AM Excuse me, Mr. Retarded NEOT President: When does the poll close?
I hope you're not referring to me, NEOT has no president. To illustrate my point, I would like you to direct your attention to the following quote:
Woman: Oh. How do you do?
King Arthur: How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Whose castle is that?
Woman: King of the who?
King Arthur: King of the Britons.
Woman: Who are the Britons?
King Arthur: Well, we all are. We are all Britons. And I am your king.
Woman: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Dennis: You're foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class...
Woman: Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.
Dennis: Well, that's what it's all about! If only people would...
King Arthur: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
Woman: No one lives there.
King Arthur: Then who is your lord?
Woman: We don't have a lord.
Dennis: I told you, we're an anarco-sydicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week...
King Arthur: Yes...
Dennis: ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
King Arthur: Yes I see...
Dennis: ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs...
King Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: ...but by a two thirds majority in the case of...
King Arthur: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Woman: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?
Buuuut, we'll say that the poll closes at midnight on Sunday...long enough for everyone to get boozed up.
///M3Augy 01-16-2009, 11:59 AM Why the eff does the baby have a face painted on its stomach?
iamhydrogen 01-16-2009, 12:29 PM Why the eff does the baby have a face painted on its stomach?
augy, its impolite to stare. and kind of creepy. :freak
greenleaf 01-17-2009, 01:45 AM http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/facepalm.gif
NHskibm 01-18-2009, 01:45 PM :babyd
///M3Augy 01-18-2009, 01:50 PM :moon
greenleaf 01-18-2009, 02:28 PM http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/facepalm.gif
iamhydrogen 01-18-2009, 10:01 PM http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/facepalm.gif
:moon :babyd
http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/facepalm.gif
:moon :babyd
greenleaf 01-18-2009, 10:09 PM http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/facepalm.gif
burn740i 01-18-2009, 10:55 PM http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/facepalm.gif
:shifty
NHskibm 01-19-2009, 10:08 AM and the :babyd takes the gold!
///M3Augy 01-19-2009, 02:47 PM Nevar!
iamhydrogen 01-20-2009, 10:48 AM well folks, it appears this race is too close to call, NE divides its love for both :moon and :babyd ....therefore, use what you like! That way, we all just get along :luvlove
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