lost808
06-13-2008, 05:02 PM
FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up.
FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild s--t will happen, and set up rally points and an entrance/exit route.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we f'd up...
but hey, that s--t was fun "
FRIENDS: Cry with you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your V.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.
FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and Hope for the tag team.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds @ss that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bi*ch, you better drink the rest of that s--t, you know we don't waste.
That's alcohol abuse!!!"
FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
FRIENDS: Will talk s--t to the person who talks s--t about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fook out!!
FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
Its all true!
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up.
FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild s--t will happen, and set up rally points and an entrance/exit route.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we f'd up...
but hey, that s--t was fun "
FRIENDS: Cry with you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your V.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.
FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and Hope for the tag team.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds @ss that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bi*ch, you better drink the rest of that s--t, you know we don't waste.
That's alcohol abuse!!!"
FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
FRIENDS: Will talk s--t to the person who talks s--t about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fook out!!
FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
Its all true!